Y'know…because it's Thanksgiving. If you haven't done at least one of the following, you're lying.
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Y'know…because it's Thanksgiving. If you haven't done at least one of the following, you're lying.
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Mmm… these baby turkeys are deliciously cute.
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Just as accurate as you high school history books. Only with 1000% more awesome.
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You have to admit, there isn't much festive Thanksgiving attire to choose from compared to Halloween and Christmas. Keep as warm as stuffing when you bake your head in a turkey.
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Hey everybody. Uncle Joe here again. People may not know this, but Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Why? Because cranberry looks like blood jello. How cool is that.
Hot Dogs
There only a few things better than hot dogs. The first time you see a naked woman. The sound of Eagles playing the opening chords of "Hotel California." The first season of "Two And A Half Men." Other than that? Nothing. The GOP just made Pizza a vegetable? Psh... I've been pushing to make vegetables hot dogs for a long time. And that's way more impressive.
Those TV Shows You Like
I love to watch fun shows like "The Community" and "Parks And Recreation Department." If we were to get re-elected, I could see what we could do about keeping both shows around for a long time. People don't realize that my full title is Vice President Of Programming Of The United States. The whole thing was too long for my business cards or the crest, so they abbreviated it. But Arrested Development's coming back... Who do you think did that?
Barry Obama
B-Ho, aka Barracking The Suburbsama, aka Sir. He's a smart, funny, awesome dude. Secretly a great karaoke singer. His go-to song is "Tom Sawyer" by Rush. It's a Cirque du Soleil level spectacle. He's a showoff who brings acrobats to karaoke is what I'm saying. But he's my boss and he'll probably read this, so I have to be nice. Just kidding about that last part Barry!
John Boehner
I am thankful that the leader of our opposition is so out of touch with the American people. I am thankful that the opposition's leader gleefully cow tows to the rich, while simultaneously blocking any attempts we make to improve life for the middle class...
Just kidding. I'm thankful that his name looks like a stiffy. Obviously.
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Balloooooons!!! Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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A British family contracts adorable case of rabies. “I my God, I’ve got his nose! Oh my God, my mouth is foaming.”
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Over 1,500 dogs competed at the 17th Annual National Dog Show, but of course, there can be only one pooch that obtains Thanksgiving Day glory and take Best In Show . Congrats to Eira, the wire fox terrier and this year's big winner!!
This year, be thankful that your Thanksgiving has never been this f*cked up.
"I've been waiting for this alllllll year."
Yeah, he's definitely not just using that knife for turkey tonight.
Little did the exuberant children know that they were the ones going in the oven.
I guarantee this is nothing like the first Thanksgiving.
Diabetes, I welcome you with open arms. Life doesn't get much better than eating a cake filled with pie.
It's a cherry pie, pumpkin pie, and an apple pie all baked into three layers of cake. Learn how to make it here.
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Good answer, kid. You should be president.
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A highly statistical and methodically researched analysis of your Thanksgiving—complete with festive colors.
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While you're stuffing your face, some people are out there, rocking back and forth in a corner and holding themselves as they cry Thanksgiving tears. Holidays are the worst.
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Stunning series of portraits contrasting individuals and their vocations by photographer Mark Laita . One photo NSFW.
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Just because you're with your family doesn't mean that you should refrain from reading in-between the lines at the dinner table. Here's a helpful guide.