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12 Indian Webcomics Every Twentysomething Should Be Reading Right Now

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Procrastinate away.

Homewards

Homewards

Siddharth Sengupta and Arjun Jassal's brilliant semi-autobiographical series deals with the emotions every young Indian feels when they leave home.

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Royal Existentials

Royal Existentials

Do you often find yourself in the throes of a quarter-life crisis, wondering what it even means to be human? Here, stop for a minute and have a good laugh.

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Tau

Tau

Sreejita Biswas A.K.A. Solo's webcomic combines psychedelic art with some pretty compelling thoughts. It also helps if you believe in aliens.

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Green Humour

Green Humour

Cartoonist Rohan Chak uses his skills to remind us that it's high time we take wildlife and nature conversation seriously.

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Tell Us Why You Take Medication For Your Mental Health

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We want to hear your story!

According to the 2013 National Survey on Drug Use and Health, nearly one in five adults live with mental illness.

According to the 2013 National Survey on Drug Use and Health, nearly one in five adults live with mental illness.

Many of these people take, or have taken, psychiatric medication as part of their treatment plan.

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But despite their prevalence, these medications are still stigmatized, and often misunderstood.

But despite their prevalence, these medications are still stigmatized, and often misunderstood.

For starters, they aren't all antidepressants. Also, they don't turn you into a zombie.

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Now, people are starting to fight back against the stigma, and speak out about how medication has helped them.

Now, people are starting to fight back against the stigma, and speak out about how medication has helped them.

Like Erin Jones, whose Facebook post inspired the hashtag #MedicatedAndMighty.

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Maybe your anti-anxiety meds help you get out of your head so you can socialize.

Maybe your anti-anxiety meds help you get out of your head so you can socialize.

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When You Don't Know if She's A Lesbian Or Hipster

What's The Biggest Misconception About Being A Military Spouse?

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What happens when your spouse loves their country as much as they love you.

Marriage isn't for cowards, but being a military spouse brings commitment to a whole other level.

Marriage isn't for cowards, but being a military spouse brings commitment to a whole other level.

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It's often a long-distance relationship, with an extra layer of anxiety.

It's often a long-distance relationship, with an extra layer of anxiety.

Love letters, Skype sessions, and e-mails are your lifeline.

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Even if deployments don't happen, you may have to move across the country at a moment's notice.

Even if deployments don't happen, you may have to move across the country at a moment's notice.

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And support means staying positive and decoding the lingo.

And support means staying positive and decoding the lingo.

LES and TDY are just the beginning.

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The Four Stages Of Amy Schumer Realizing She's In The Presence Of Meryl Streep

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Two goddesses, one room.

Stage one: Realize immediately that Meryl Streep (and Harrison Ford) is standing in front of you.

Stage one: Realize immediately that Meryl Streep (and Harrison Ford) is standing in front of you.

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Kevork Djansezian

Kevork Djansezian

Stage two: KINDA FREAK OUT.

Stage two: KINDA FREAK OUT.

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Here's Why People Go To Historically Black Colleges

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“When I finished high school there was no Civil Rights Bill. I wanted to go where I could learn more about myself and my people.”

BuzzFeed recently visited the Atlanta University Center, home of the historically black colleges Morehouse, Spelman, and Clark Atlanta University, to celebrate the three schools' 2015 homecoming.

BuzzFeed recently visited the Atlanta University Center, home of the historically black colleges Morehouse, Spelman, and Clark Atlanta University, to celebrate the three schools' 2015 homecoming.

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"I had a choice between Tuskegee and Morehouse, and I chose Morehouse because of the legacy."

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"My guidance counselor in high school [said], 'You're going to Morehouse,' and guess what? I came to Morehouse! It was just that simple. Signed, sealed, and delivered."

"My guidance counselor in high school [said], 'You're going to Morehouse,' and guess what? I came to Morehouse! It was just that simple. Signed, sealed, and delivered."

"We celebrated our 40th class reunion in 2013, and I've been back to every homecoming except one. The first year after I graduated I didn't come back; I was trying to make a living! We've been back ever since, wouldn't miss it for anything." —Samuel Williams, Morehouse Class of 1973

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18 Times Tumblr Proved America Must Adopt The Metric System

What's Your Best Apartment Hunting Tip?

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Tell us your ~secret trick~ for finding an awesome place to live.

Looking for an apartment can be a nightmare.

Looking for an apartment can be a nightmare.

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You're hoping to find something like this:

You're hoping to find something like this:

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But end up finding something like this instead:

But end up finding something like this instead:

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It's a stressful process and you need all the help you can get—that's why we want to know your tips and tricks for finding a place to live that doesn't suck.

It's a stressful process and you need all the help you can get—that's why we want to know your tips and tricks for finding a place to live that doesn't suck.

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The ~Worst~ Thing About Slack

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~Several~ people are upset.

A game-changer, honestly. This could be curtains for the hot startup productivity/chat tool, which has skyrocketed in popularity over the last year, and seemingly is doing just great. But with this massive and colossal misjudgement, the entire company stands at the precipice of a mass revolt.

They changed the function of ~tildes~ (which are ~clearly~ intended for ironic emphasis) so that now when you place them on either side of a word it creates a strikethrough.

They changed the function of ~tildes~ (which are ~clearly~ intended for ironic emphasis) so that now when you place them on either side of a word it creates a strikethrough.

UM HELLO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT HERE WHY IS THIS STRIKETHROUGH???


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What Happens When A French Guy Has To Guess Between French And American Wine And Cheese

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“It’s really like meh.”

Cut Video put their French producer through the ringer to see if he knew his French wine and cheese and he was all over the place.

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First they awkwardly guided Jo to his seat to get ready for the blind taste test.

First they awkwardly guided Jo to his seat to get ready for the blind taste test.

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Now time to see if he is up on his cheese game.

Now time to see if he is up on his cheese game.

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So cheese #1 is the French one... Jo seemed to think it was legit.

So cheese #1 is the French one... Jo seemed to think it was legit.

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27 5-Ingredient Dinners That Are Actually Good For You

Can We Guess If You Secretly Hate Adele?

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Would you rather just say “Goodbye”?

21 Secrets Tim Hortons Employees Will Never Tell You

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Your cream cheese complaints? Sorry, but deal with it.

Police officers are usually treated to free coffee, but they insist on paying, so workers are treated to a nice tip.

Police officers are usually treated to free coffee, but they insist on paying, so workers are treated to a nice tip.

Twitter: @DocCamiRyan

Police officers and cabbies — whether or not they're given free coffee — also happen to be the best tippers across-the-board.

Police officers and cabbies — whether or not they're given free coffee — also happen to be the best tippers across-the-board.

Regulars are also fantastic tippers. Some have even given a crisp $20.

Twitter: @jane_haydon

The breakfast shift can be a nightmare. Tensions are heightened and people can get really aggressive if you get their orders wrong.

The breakfast shift can be a nightmare. Tensions are heightened and people can get really aggressive if you get their orders wrong.

Twitter: @MrsBeyondSkill

People are exceptionally rude when a popular timbit flavour runs out.

People are exceptionally rude when a popular timbit flavour runs out.

Or customers will make the same joke: "Oh, did you guys eat them all?" Nyuk nyuk nyuk, very funny.

Twitter: @truerisky


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I Forgot To Find My Husband At A Black University

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“I’m going to Howard to find a husband.”

I remember saying this to a group of friends my senior year of high school, as we spent yet another lunch period musing over our big plans for life after graduation over stale cafeteria French fries. When I applied to the “Mecca of the Black Intelligentsia” in the fall of 2001, the female-to-male ratio was said to be approximately 3 to 2. Not terrible odds, especially considering the rumored dismal numbers at other black colleges. Seven girls for every guy? I might as well go to a women’s college!

The possibility of finding love wasn’t the driving factor in my decision to go to Howard. Predominantly White Institutions weren’t ever a serious consideration; the idea of competing with white girls for a pittance of brothers — while also having to explain my hairstyling methods — didn’t sound like the makings of a happy college experience. Aside from the loans I had to take out to attend Howard, there seemed to be no downside in sight.

I’d been cautioned by a few single women in their twenties and thirties — teachers, co-workers, and friends of the family — that I should try to find my mister when I had the privilege of being on a black campus filled with black men (Howard men, the best and brightest our community has to offer!) for four years. The “real world,” they told me, wouldn’t be so accommodating.

My parents were never married to one another and never graduated from college. I romanticized the idea of finding forever on that historic campus and creating a family that would be the beginning of a generations-deep cadre of future Howard grads: children, grandchildren, and great-grands proudly walking the hallowed halls of the place that had made their family possible in the first place.

I found a whole lot of things at Howard — a husband wasn’t one of them. And now, thanks to social media, I have a clear picture of what my Howard dream wedding would have looked like. Cutesy hashtags! Engagement pics snapped in front of Founders Library! I might be a little salty about it.

Thanks to social media, I have a clear picture of what my Howard dream wedding would have looked like.

At Howard, there were good-looking, smart, and fun men of all sizes and shapes, representing every corner of the African Diaspora. Yet, I somehow managed to walk across the stage and get my degree without having a meaningful romantic relationship with any of them. When people who didn’t know me 10 years ago look at my life now, I think they may be surprised to hear me say that. But 31-year-old Jamilah with the decent enough body and the cool job is a very different woman from the insecure chubby girl who snuck into classes in Frederick Douglass Hall 10 minutes late, quietly munching on cookies from her purse.

If HU were Hillman, I was somewhere between Kimberly Reese (the resilient working-class homegirl who came to campus on a wing and a prayer) and Freddie Brooks (the free-spirited "power to the people" bohemian), albeit while quietly coveting the Whitley Gilbert lifestyle. I had friends and partied — a lot, at times. People liked me well enough. I developed the reputation for being outspoken and thoughtful, two of my greatest professional assets thus far. But as it related to dating and guys, I was so insecure and so uncomfortable in my own body that I surely wasn’t sending out any welcoming messages.

My male classmates always talked about how “bad” Howard girls were, and I’d smile and pop my collar, all the while convinced they weren’t talking about me.

As the size 14/16 I came to Howard wearing slowly became a size 18/20 (thanks to copious amounts of vodka and endless free Frappuccinos from the campus Starbucks where I worked), I looked less and less like what I thought any of those men would consider beautiful.

Yes, “thick” is widely considered to be a virtue among black people, but that term is often reserved for those who have hourglass shapes, or who don’t exceed a certain dress size (think: the models in a Lane Bryant ad, not the average woman who shops there). Plus, these were uppity college boys at an uppity Northern school, guys who may be more likely than other brothers to be bothered by a stomach that exceeds a bustline.

There was no “Big Fine” Instagram movement back then, and while there were other girls who were chunky and fly and comfortable in their own skin, I never had that at all. I pretended to well enough, especially when we were sitting around talking about sex and guys. I felt like I didn’t stack up physically at all, and when I looked at all the other factors that made Howard women so special — intellect, drive, charm, sophistication — I never felt I had enough of those things to outweigh what I lacked (or what I thought I lacked) in the looks department.

I had these issues back at home (and you can throw jacked-up teeth and braces in the mix too), but I didn’t expect my body to feel so much like a problem in college. I kept thinking the weight would just go away at some point. It was hard to walk into the club or the ‘Caf with those pretty slim girls who had been high school dance captains and debutantes without feeling like I just didn’t have what it took to find that husband I had come to find. I pretty much stopped looking.

The slight percentage by which women outnumbered men on our campus didn’t make me feel like there weren’t enough men to go around, and I certainly wasn’t for lack of male friends. I didn’t have boyfriends at Howard, but I damn sure had brothers — some of whom I remain very close to 14 years after I first arrived at school. Most of the romantic attention I got was from older guys (some of them Howard grads or alumni of other universities) and my limited love life took place away from our campus. This made for limited drama. I could hook up with someone without my business being discussed by my classmates, or reasonably expect that whomever I was dealing with hadn’t dated every single girl I knew. But there weren’t too many meaningful relationships.

I didn’t have boyfriends at Howard, but I damn sure had brothers.

With the exception of one painfully unrequited crush my freshman year (a handsome senior who said he was moving to Africa after graduation and guess what? I was ready to go with him), I didn’t find myself liking too many guys at Howard. That may have been because I doubted I would have any luck with them if I did. But at least I didn’t spend too much time pining over anyone. I had a rich social life and a circle of friends that I’m still connected to 10 years later. There were a few guys who, were they to approach me now, I’d say, “Let’s give it a shot.” But there’s no Bison that I consider to be one who “got away.”

But that dream of being one half of a Howard marriage did get away, and there’s a tiny part of me that feels a bit sad about it now, especially considering that there’s a new photoset from an HU wedding in my Facebook feed every week. I should mention that the Howard women who make up these marriages are quite diverse, physically and otherwise. Some of them are big fines who were always big and fine, while others got that way after graduation. A lot of them had it all together in college, others didn’t. It’s not just the girls who I thought of as perfect and/or better than me. (Most of those made it to the Big Ring Club via men who attended other universities, it seems.) Amazing Howard women come in all shapes and sizes. Maybe if I saw myself in that way when I went there, I, too, could have found myself a Howard man.

I don’t know if these cute Howard couples have been dating since college, or if they connected afterward. I just know that the little hashtags and campus engagement pics are cute and remind me that I went to Howard to find Dwayne Wayne and crossed the stage without him.

We speak of black love like some sort of mythical concept. It isn’t. I’ve dated black men exclusively since I had my first taste of romance as a teen. I’ve been in love; so has nearly every black person I know. But finding space to choose a partner and cultivate a healthy, long-term relationship isn’t terribly easy for those of us who live in the “real world.” The endless professional grind so many of us are tied to — and the sheer number of stunning, accomplished, intelligent black women competing for what often feels like a small pool of black men — makes that sting a bit more profound. The notion of having found partnership while in a space that is almost exclusively black for a period of time that is devoted to self-discovery and defining the life you want just seems...appropriate? Probable? The stuff black fairy tales are made of?

I wish I could get a do over. Put grown-up Jamilah in the mix with that many black men, in a space where the greatest part of our daily work is thinking and considering the ways in which we weaponize our blackness to be of "service to America and the global community," I think I could get it right this time. Of course I come to the table with a 2½-year-old child (who is ridiculously adorable and will be an amazing addition to the Howard University family in 16 years, of course) and a few other grown-up responsibilities. But I’m also finally the Howard girl I wanted to be way back when. Is it too late to get a college sweetheart? Maybe I’ll just hit Morehouse’s homecoming next year.

17 Unexpected Ways To Decorate With Removable Wallpaper

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It’s all about how you put in on the wall.

Removable wallpaper is great for decorating a small spare wall — you know the one...the one you've never known what to do with.

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Not to mention, it's an alluring accent for oddly shaped spaces that can't really accommodate any other decoration.

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It looks fantastic as a backing to open shelves — in the kitchen, or anywhere, really.

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If you've got paneled walls, you can try out blocks of pattern without committing forever.

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North West Accidentally Posted A Picture Of Kim Kardashian In A Bathing Suit From 10 Years Ago

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Genius!

This is a picture of Kim Kardashian from 10 years ago. You might think this is an ordinary #FBF, but if you look deeper...it's not.

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Because PR prodigy North West actually posted the photo "accidentally" while "playing games" on Kim's phone.

Because PR prodigy North West actually posted the photo "accidentally" while "playing games" on Kim's phone.

Kim isn't sure "why" or "how" North chose the totally random picture, but SHE'S NOT COMPLAINING!!

Kim isn't sure "why" or "how" North chose the totally random picture, but SHE'S NOT COMPLAINING!!

And so, Kim reposted the photo after deleting it the first time, and North West got her first job as Kim's social media manager.

And so, Kim reposted the photo after deleting it the first time, and North West got her first job as Kim's social media manager.


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17 Things You Only See At An HBCU Homecoming

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It’s a different world.

School spirit is on a whole other level.

School spirit is on a whole other level.

Like, they actually brag about bleeding.

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And the stands are HELLA turnt!

And the stands are HELLA turnt!

Why shout and cheer when you can get up and dance!?

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The dance team's uniforms literally look like they were made by Beyoncé's seamstress.

The dance team's uniforms literally look like they were made by Beyoncé's seamstress.

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And halftime sounds a lot like your turn up playlist.

And halftime sounds a lot like your turn up playlist.

Ever heard "Hotline Bling" on a trombone? Yeah, didn't think so.

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This Is How To Get Published In Your Favorite Literary Magazine

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In this essay, I will attempt to tell you everything I’ve learned about submitting and publishing in literary magazines. Here’s the first thing: When you publish a book of stories that were published in literary magazines, you have to pitch essays like this one. Here’s the second thing: “Write what you know” is horrible advice for fiction writing, but really good advice for essay-to-promote-a-book writing. And pretty much the only thing I know about is literary magazines.

I started seriously submitting my work 11 years ago. Since then, I’ve published somewhere around 50 stories, maybe two dozen poems, countless essays, and a fair number of humor pieces. I’ve been on the staff of a half-dozen lit mags over those years. In 2008, I co-founded Gigantic, a literary magazine of short prose and art, and I’m currently the editor-in-chief of electricliterature.com. My first book, a collection of weird short stories called Upright Beasts, is out this month from Coffee House Press. An inordinate number of my friends are writers and editors.

I am not trying to brag, humble or otherwise, but merely establishing that perhaps the only thing I’m actually qualified to talk about in this world is literary magazine publication. Does the world need another submitting guide? Personally, I’ve found that far too many of these columns are long on vague clichés and short on real talk. I’m going to try to drop what serious lit subbing knowledge I have. Use at your peril.

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PART I: How Lit Mags Work

The Ecology of the Slush Pile (or What Are You Competing Against?)

Let’s start with how lit mags submissions actually work, because the process can be somewhat — and probably intentionally — opaque.

When you submit to a literary magazine, your work gets thrown (either literally if submitted through the mail or figuratively if submitted electronically) into the “slush pile.” This isn’t the most inspiring name, and conjures an image of gigantic piles of dirty, half-melted snow flung carelessly out of the road by shovels and ploughs. This actually may be an accurate metaphor. The slush pile is a mess. Great stories absolutely come out of the slush pile, but they are hidden among the typo-ridden rants, third-rate Raymond Carver imitations, and haikus handwritten on hotel napkins. A good portion of the slush is filled with work that doesn’t fit even the basic parameters of the journal: fantasy novellas sent to Postmodern Poetry Review and LOTR fan fiction sent to Quiet Realism Monthly.

Most editors would probably consider at least 60% of the slush pile to be unpublishable, period. (Many have told me 80–90%, but I’ll be generous here.) Twenty percent shows promise but needs some work, and 10% is publishable but not in the journal being submitted to. That leaves 10% of work that might deserve real consideration.

Writers, this is actually good news!

Most good magazines accept around 1% of the work they get. But if you know you are writing work that is coherent, proofread, and in the vein of what the magazine publishes, then you’ve vaulted into the top 10% off the bat…and 1/10 is a lot better odds than 1/100.

Where Does the Rest of the Work Come From?

The non-slush pile work either comes from 1) solicitations — the editors actively emailing writers or their agents to request work, or 2) from submissions sent by agents or writers who have a connection to the magazine. If you’ve been published by a magazine or your submissions have come close, they may ask you to submit your next work to the non-slush reading pile. For solicited work, it is typically accepted unless the editor really doesn’t like it or it truly doesn’t fit…rejecting solicited work is basically considered bad etiquette. Non-slush pile submissions merely skip the “reader round” — more on that soon — and go straight to the editors. Still, the vast majority of those submissions will be rejected.

Do Lit Mags Actually Publish Unsolicited Work?

Yes. No. Well, it depends.

Literary magazines run the gamut from niche webzines to university-funded print mags to The New Yorker. The amount of slush published varies accordingly. I’d be surprised if The New Yorker has published even three stories from the unagented slush pile in the last decade, but many of the most respected literary magazines publish mostly from the slush. Outside of the few big glossy mags that still publish fiction, most lit mags publish somewhere between 20% and 100% from the slush. The myth that literary magazines don’t even read slush is persistent, but outside of the very top magazines it really is a myth. Speaking personally, many of my biggest publications came from the slush pile with no connections or help. It really does happen.

OK, But Do They Publish Previously Unpublished Authors?

Unpublished writers are, understandably, concerned about whether lit mags ever publish unpublished writers. The short answer is yes. Every writer started out unpublished, and I know plenty of people who had their first publications without any kind of connection. Even big mags will publish unpublished writers. The Paris Review pulled both Wells Tower and Yiyun Li out of the slush in a short span of time. Gigantic has had the luck of being the first publication for several talented writers.

Of course, completely unpublished writers are increasingly rare to find in the submission queue, as the proliferation of web magazines, local mags, and college mags — all of which are good things! — mean that most writers get published somewhere small first.

I Know a Published Writer and She Never Submits to the Slush

It’s true that many writers don’t submit to the slush. Once you have some good publications under your belt, or make a lot of connections in the literary world — or the fantasy world if you write fantasy, etc. — you can get most of your work published through solicitations and/or connections. Still, most writers start out submitting and get most of their first publications that way.

How Is the Slush Pile Cleared?

Most magazines get many hundreds if not thousands of submissions a year. Here’s Brigid Hughes in 2004, former editor of The Paris Review and founder of A Public Space, saying that the former publication received around 15,000 to 20,000 submissions a year. I would presume that number has increased in the age of digital submissions.

Even a small magazine receives far more work that they can publish, and, let’s be blunt, far more work than the editors can read with any real time. Unless an editor is going to give up their day job — most lit mag editors do not get paid for editing — never read for pleasure, never perform any editorial duties other than submission reading, and acquire all nutrients through intravenous tubes…then they simply can’t read the slush themselves.

The vast majority of reading is done by “readers” who are mostly part-time volunteers but may also include interns and other staff members. If the magazine is attached to a graduate program, the readers are probably MFA students. If the mag is attached to a university generally, they are probably undergrads. The volunteers are aspiring writers or editors, or simply people who love literature and have the weird idea that reading random stories is fun. The standard but by no means universal policy is for every submission to get two reads. If both are “no” votes, the piece is rejected before the higher ups see. If it gets one or two yeses, it gets passed up to editors and assistant editors. If the editors like it, it gets published. Boom. Simple.

So My Story Gets Fully Read by Two People?

Err…probably not. Due, again, to how many hours there are in a day versus the size of the slush pile, even volunteer readers can’t read more than a couple pages of every submission. If there is nothing to grab the reader in the first page, it’s probably getting a “no” vote. Thems just the breaks. This is part of why writing teachers harp on the importance of the first page, first paragraph, and first line. That may be all that’s read.


That’s Unfair! My Story Is Genius, But Only Gets Good at the End!

If you are inclined to say how unfair the above is to young writers, ask yourself this: How many of the literary magazines you submit to do you subscribe to? If you’re like most writers, you probably subscribe to two literary magazines, tops. And that’s fine. I won’t berate you for not spending money on lit mags, although I personally find the best ones more enjoyable than most books. The point is just that if magazines aren’t getting money, then they don’t have money to pay their staff (much less their writers), which means they can’t afford to have experienced people reading every submission.

Also, if your story can’t grab a volunteer reader who is forced to at least glance at your work, what chance is there that a random reader will be grabbed? If it isn’t good until the end, maybe rewrite it starting at the end.

Well, at Least All Stories Have an Equal Chance, Right?

I’ve been on many panels about being published and read many essays on the subject. The party line that editors take is that it’s all about the work, not how famous the writer is, and that it doesn’t matter if you are unpublished or have an agent. Yet, whenever the audience asks questions about the cover letter, editors will say you should list about three of your best publications and whether you’ve been to an MFA or have any other writing credentials. And if you’ve got a connection to the journal, mention that too. “It all helps!”

There’s a pretty obvious contradiction here. Either these factors don’t influence the decision or they do. Either listing that stuff (or having an agent submit) helps, or it doesn’t. While I may get jumped in a back alley by my fellow editors for saying this, here’s how those things can help:

1) If your submission has some significant publications or has a connection to the magazine you list in the cover letter then your submission might bypass the reader level and go straight to the editors. That’s an advantage, since 95% of work is weeded out in the reader stage. It doesn’t mean that when you are in the editor’s hands that your story is any more likely to be accepted than a slush piece that is passed up though, especially at a good magazine where they get tons of submissions from agents or established writers. But you won’t be rejected in the early rounds. It’s like getting a bye in a sports tournament.

2) While I don’t think many would admit this, I do believe that if you have an impressive bio you are more likely to get a close read from the readers. Readers are typically starting out in the lit world, or are merely undergraduates who like poetry and fiction, and thus are more likely to distrust their judgment or not want to lose a piece that an editor might like. What does this mean practically? As I explained above, readers may only read a page or two before passing on a submission. If they see the bio has some good publications, then they may read 10 pages of a story they’d otherwise only read one of. If the piece is borderline, they might be more likely to pass it up (if a bunch of other good magazines think the writer is good, maybe the reader is missing something?) But, again, this doesn’t mean that once it reaches the editors' hands it’s more likely to be accepted than any others that make the second round.

All Submissions Should Be Blind Since Merit Is All That Counts!

Writers, editors, and readers all love to say that merit is all that counts. But if we are being honest, that is not the case. For one thing, merit doesn’t entirely exist in a vacuum. A new story by a Nobel prize winner will have certain power and generate certain interest by virtue of who wrote it. Art is subjective, but even if you could assign some kind of “objective” score, a 6.2 story by David Foster Wallace or Flannery O’Connor may well be “worth” more than a 6.2 story by a complete unknown.

Perhaps more importantly, magazines want to be read, and readers are far more likely to read a magazine that has at least a couple familiar names. Hell, submitting writers are more likely to send their best work to magazines that publish writers whose names they know. Most good editors try to find a balance between promoting new and unpublished writers and including established writers who will attract readers, but there you go.

Bah, It’s All Nepotism Anyway!

Despite what I’ve said above, nepotism doesn’t necessarily work like most struggling writers think. There’s frequently a sense that magazines just help out their friends by publishing them, but I think the reverse might be more common: writers giving away work to their friend’s magazine that they could have sold to a bigger market.

That’s because, again, writers and readers are drawn to magazines that publish familiar names. If you want to start a new literary magazine, the best way to get attention is to beg (or pay) established writers to send you work.

Dan Meth

7 Essays To Read: Volunteering At An Abortion Clinic, Patriarchy, And Stupid Questions

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This week, Kaye Toal writes about volunteering at an abortion clinic and what she wishes people understood about abortions. Read that and other essays from Gawker, Harper’s Magazine, Medium, and more.

"Volunteering at an Abortion Clinic Made Me Lose Patience With the Abortion Debate" — BuzzFeed Life

"Volunteering at an Abortion Clinic Made Me Lose Patience With the Abortion Debate" — BuzzFeed Life

Anyone who really wants to understand what’s at stake in the debate over abortion should spend some time outside the places where it happens. For two years, Kaye Toal's job was to walk patients from their cars to the door of an abortion clinic, shielding them from angry protesters. Those two years were exhausting and revealing. "There are protesters who claim they are there out of love, and maybe some of them are," writes Toal. "But the protesters I saw that day, and many days since, were not." Read it at BuzzFeed Life.

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"Dear 14-Year-Old Boy, You Are Not Entitled to Sex" — Medium

"Dear 14-Year-Old Boy, You Are Not Entitled to Sex" — Medium

In a powerful letter addressed to his teenage self, Hanif Abdurraqib details everything he wishes he had been taught about sex. The letter criticizes the way boys are taught to become men, how they "become men" at the expense of women's bodies, and how patriarchy hurts not only women but men as well. "Patriarchy impacts everyone more severely than it impacts straight, cis-gendered men," Abdurraqib writes. "But it will also hurt you. It will also limit your imagination, the type of good that you allow yourself to be. It will limit your ability to love and be loved for far too many years." Read it at Medium.

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"Winter Is a Black Hole: How I Deal With Seasonal Depression" — Gawker

"Winter Is a Black Hole: How I Deal With Seasonal Depression" — Gawker

Seasonal depression is a very real thing. In an essay for Gawker, Dayna Evans describes what it feels like to her. "November is usually busy enough to stave off the desperation that will hit later, thankfully. But the fear and paranoia are there: The sun is setting before 5 p.m. and one night spent bored and alone in the gathering dark might pull me under permanently." Though there's no foolproof remedy for the winter blues, Evans shares the ways in which she deals with seasonal depression. Her essay alone is a source of comfort. Read it at Gawker.

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"I Forgot to Find My Husband at a Black University" — BuzzFeed Ideas

"I Forgot to Find My Husband at a Black University" — BuzzFeed Ideas

Jamilah Lemieux was told to find the love of her life at Howard University. At that time, however, she barely liked herself. "It was hard to walk into the club or the ‘Caf with those pretty slim girls who had been high school dance captains and debutantes without feeling like I just didn’t have what it took to find that husband I had come to find," she writes in a piece for BuzzFeed Ideas. Read it here.

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The Hard Lessons Catherine Hardwicke Learned From "Twilight"

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"Do you want to see the bed?" Catherine Hardwicke asked, standing in the lofty main room of her steps-from-the-beach bungalow, located on one of Venice's walk streets.

The former architect and production designer knows the importance of spaces as well as objects. Her organic garden was visible through the windows on this cloudy day, and in another bungalow next door was her office. But Hardwicke's home has also served as a workplace for her — it's where she and the then-teenaged Nikki Reed wrote Thirteen, Hardwicke's first feature; it's where she filmed Emile Hirsch shaving his head in her bathroom for Lords of Dogtown; and it's where Hirsch and Heath Ledger sat at her dining room table rehearsing, also for Lords of Dogtown.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Twilight.

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But the bed is a place of great significance, not only because Hardwicke held Evan Rachel Wood's Thirteen audition there with Reed, but because that is where she made sure that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson could credibly play the central couple of Twilight. One scene of Pattinson's audition was Edward and Bella's biology class encounter, and Hardwicke oversaw that at her table. But to be positive the two actors had chemistry — enough to please the exacting fans of Stephenie Meyer's vampire novels — Hardwicke brought them to her bedroom. "This is where Rob and Kristen did their audition, famously," Hardwicke said in her still-Texan lilt, gesturing as she laughed. "And Rob fell off the bed — he got a little overexcited."

All of their lives changed as a result: Stewart and Pattinson went on to be reluctant movie stars and even more reluctant objects of paparazzi attention; and Hardwicke, an indie director who had been a prolific production designer on such films as Three Kings and Tombstone, became the first female director to launch a billion-dollar movie franchise. But whether Hardwicke has reaped the appropriate benefits of that distinction in the same way a male director would have is currently an example of interest in the ACLU's and Equal Employment Opportunity Commission's investigations of gender bias in the entertainment industry. She is one of the female directors speaking with both organizations about the real-life Hollywood practices that result in single-digit percentages of movies directed by women. (More on that below!)

Hardwicke is also promoting her latest film, Miss You Already, which comes out this weekend. She was brought in by its producer Christopher Simon, whom she had met years before when Thirteen screened at the London Film Festival. Miss You Already stars Toni Collette as Milly and Drew Barrymore as Jess, two childhood best friends contending with their adult lives in London. Milly is a successful publicist, with a loving husband (Dominic Cooper), two small children, and a hipster flat; Jess is a crunchy do-gooder living on a houseboat who has had trouble getting pregnant with her boyfriend, Jago (Paddy Considine). When Milly is stricken by a breast cancer diagnosis, her egotism — crucial to her dynamic with Jess — both craters and explodes, sending her central relationships into new territories.

Hardwicke on the set of Miss You Already.

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Miss You Already — written by the British comedian Morwenna Banks — is quite funny. But you will also sob. However it fares in its opening weekend against the new Bond movie Spectre, its tonal opposite, the movie seems predestined to be discovered and appreciated for years to come through cable television and streaming.

In an interview with BuzzFeed News, Hardwicke talked about Miss You Already, her experience of bias against women directors, and why she thinks that Hollywood's entrenched sexism is finally about to change.

Toni Collette was attached to this movie for a while, but Drew Barrymore came in later. What happened?

Catherine Hardwicke: We knew we had Toni. We sent pictures to Drew, like — she likes flowers! I'll take pictures of my flowers! Seriously, I have these shots: Am I that embarrassing? Yes, I am. Will I do anything to get the movie made? Probably! Toni wrote her a letter, I wrote her a letter. Finally, she did read the script. But she's got the little baby and everything.

I get this phone call on a Sunday: "She'll meet you Tuesday morning in New York." I said, "I'm just going to pack all my stuff, assuming she's going to say yes. I'll just pack five months of clothes and just keep going across the pond."

You were that close to when you were going to start?

CH: Yeah. And, like, I don't want her to know that — "No pressure, but hey!" We had a fun meeting, and we talked a lot about it — she said yes. I flew over. At that moment, I had nine weeks to get it together and start shooting. Attack mode. I loved it.

Beyond the illness, best friendship is the central idea here — which seems to be a recurring theme in your work.

CH: Trying to find that in Thirteen — and not quite finding it.

It did remind me of Thirteen. Visually sometimes too.

CH: It does, right?

Miss You Already.

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And you've talked about your father having died of cancer.

CH: The thing I loved about my dad is he kept it funny. That's what I loved about the script, written by a comedian. That's really what friends do: When you're getting low, the other friend, hopefully, comes in and makes you laugh, or lifts you up. Find that balance so the light comes into the darkest moments. My dad did that. Some of the lines in the movie I took from my dad.

"We've loved Drew since she was 5 years old."

It's a very realistic representation of illness. There's quite a lot of vomit, and Milly gets a mastectomy.

CH: That was our idea. And there aren't throwaway lines, but I sort of meant them to be in the flow of life. She's got to walk around carrying the blood drains. That was my favorite ad lib: Toni just goes, "Would you mind holding my— ?" To me, if it gets too saccharine, or too sad, let's cut it with some humor.

The Milly character is interesting in her narcissism, which does not go away when she's sick.

CH: I love when Toni is going, "I'm a narcissist! I've got a giant ego! I've spent all this money on me!" and Drew keeps going: "I know. I know. I know." Drew just ad-libbed that — it's such a best friends thing: I've heard your shit for years. Then when Drew does draw the line, she says, "You're a cancer bully, and I can't take it anymore." Because of all of the cumulative things we know about Drew, and we've loved Drew since she was 5 years old, and all of the things that she's been through, somehow she embodies for me this great soul. The best friend that I would just wish I had — I think everybody would just love it if Drew Barrymore was your best friend.

She's particularly good in the scenes when Jess is angry at Milly.

CH: A lot of that came straight out of Drew. She's been the Milly, and she's been the Jess. She's been both characters. She's been the crazy one — obviously — many times. That was interesting for her, wrapping her head around this part.

They had to play best friends and didn't really know each other beforehand. How do you go about trying to forge that relationship?

CH: I had seven days right before, and I'm like a camp counselor planning out all the activities. We'll do lunch! And we'll rehearse this scene! And we'll do a photo shoot! They're both very creative, and they're both very funny, and they both, of course, wanted to like each other. They knew they had to be best friends, and it goes without saying that they're pros. But if they had rubbed each other the wrong way, it wouldn't have been the same movie. I'm just sitting there the first time they meet, praying. At the end of the shoot, both families went to Paris together. They've stayed at each other's houses. They're really close.

Barrymore and Collette in Miss You Already.

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In the New York Times interview with the two of them together, Toni said she thought it was a sexist question to ask whether it's different working with a female director. "Genitalia doesn't matter," she said. What you think of that?

CH: When I was a production designer, I worked with 19 male directors and two female directors. And each person was completely, out of the box different. The two women were Lisa Cholodenko and Rachel Talalay, and both of them were very unique. David O. Russell and Richard Linklater could not have a more different style. You can't say, "Men direct like this, women direct like this." There's just no comparison. Every person that becomes a director is quite idiosyncratic and unique. So I think she's right to say that. How could you categorize?

"I want it to be all positive and inspirational."

You're involved in what's happening right now with the ACLU and now the EEOC investigating discrimination against women directors.

CH: I'm going on Thursday to the EEOC.

You're rubbing your hands together with glee.

CH: I'm actually really excited about it. I think that we want to change this equation by inspiration, by getting corporations, agents, producers, financiers to do it because they want to be on the right side of history. They want to be early adapters, they want to get ahead of the problem; they want to make more money and reach a more diverse audience. So I want it to be all positive and inspirational.

But then there is a stick back there if you don't do it. And you haven't been doing it for 30 years! Boom!

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Thirty years. Or 80!

CH: Or 100. But I think it's great that we have both things, a multipronged attack. Inspiring, fun, positivity. And if you don't get your shit together, you might be in trouble. We've been learning a lot about unconscious gender bias: Why does our industry have almost the worst report card of all industries when we should be the most creative? It's just crazy.

Right now, our film business knows how to spend hundreds of millions of dollars advertising to target teenaged boys, to get them to theaters. Well, that means that they're just leaving on the table millions and millions of women — 50% of people. Why don't we learn how to target women? Get a movie like ours and other movies out there to a female audience and get that audience activated and excited.

"I've had it blatantly said to me, and to my agent: 'We want a man for this job.'"

Bias seems hard to prove. Not the results of it, which are obvious. But do women directors actually hear people say, "You're a woman, so—?"

CH: Yes. Yes, you do. And I've literally had a conversation out in that garden where people said stuff to me. They used the old-school code words: "emotional," "difficult." When those are applied to a man who fights for his vision, he's passionate. When that's a woman, she's difficult. This is all in the Sheryl Sandberg book, too; it's not just our industry. When a man shows emotion, he's so sensitive. When a woman does, she's so emotional.

These things we've all been told, like go in the bathroom if you need to cry — Jill Soloway said, "Hey, we're making stories about emotions, we want people to feel things. If you can't cry on my set, then don't come on the set." Kick ass, Jill Soloway!

Why are you allowed to yell on set? Be rude, go over schedule, over budget, be just a total asshole? I've been on a movie where 95 people were fired. Over schedule, over budget. And those people got hired again and again and again. For all women, it's different: Any tiny little thing people can pick on.

And I'm going to tell them, of course.

Is the bias specific enough and provable enough that you think the EEOC will end up taking legal action?

CH: They have three hours scheduled to talk to me on Thursday. They said, "Bring your notes, bring everything you have." I've had it blatantly said to me, and to my agent: "We want a man for this job."

That's insane, and that seems to be the crux of what needs to be revealed to prove illegality.

CH: Now that I've been researching all of these code words and reading Sheryl Sandberg, I've been replaying those conversations: That code word was applied to me, that lame comment was applied to me. Before all this stuff started happening, I was like almost every other female director that I know. Hey, just do the work, it's a meritocracy. If I work hard, I'll get the job, there's no bias against me. I thought that in architecture school, I thought that in everything. But that's not true!

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When did you realize that wasn't true?

CH: I definitely realized it right after Twilight. Because that made $400 million on a very tight budget. $400 million — there's just no reason why I couldn't have been in the club of successful directors, getting offers. Why wouldn't I have gotten offered a three-picture deal? Or a one-picture deal? Or a development deal? Or an office at a studio!

None of that?

CH: Not one thing. That doesn't make sense. Because nobody else who launched a megafranchise like that, with that kind of profit — after the opening weekend, I went in to Summit, and I didn't get the car, I didn't get the gift. Maybe they're urban legends, but I'd always heard about directors getting things. I got a mini cupcake. But I had to do a live chat for four hours, and then I got the mini cupcake. Like, wow, we just made $69 million opening weekend.

"It's just bullshit to say, 'Oh, I couldn't find anybody.' You didn't try, dude."

Do you feel like if you had stuck with that franchise things might have been different?

CH: They might have been different for me: I'd be in a grave somewhere. I'm not a sequel person. I'd rather do original stuff. It was in my contract that if it made 1.5 times what it cost to make — if it made $60 million — then I had the right to direct the next one. But I didn't want to. I know it sounds stupid. But if I asked my sister to do a painting with a certain design, she can't do it. She has to do what she feels from her heart. And her art is pure — she only needs canvas and paints. And we are in a compromised art, I guess, in the film business. But still, there's only so far you can compromise, and your soul can't do it. I couldn't have done it. I would have just hated myself. I didn't feel the other books. I didn't feel the repetition. But financially? Hell yeah, I'd probably own the whole block!

I don't know whether things are actually changing in the entertainment business for women, but people are definitely talking about how awful the statistics and practices are — which might lead to the road to change?

CH: I think it is changing. I do. The big goal, I keep saying, is it can change in one year. If every agent that sends out a list of 10 writers or 10 directors over to Paramount or whatever, instead of one woman on that list, it should be five and five. In one of these conferences, one of the agents got this text that said, "Hey, it's great you're doing this women's conference — I just tried to hire a woman on our TV show, but couldn't find one." That is the most bullshit thing. Kim Peirce was there. I said, "Kim, did you get a call to direct this episode? Because I didn't."

What do they mean they couldn't find anybody? So they might have called Mimi Leder and Michelle MacLaren. Oh, they weren't available! Well, we tried to get a woman. Bullshit. It's just bullshit to say, "Oh, I couldn't find anybody." You didn't try, dude.

Watching what's happening from the outside, there seems to be a connection — like Jennifer Lawrence writing about equal pay and Maggie Gyllenhaal talking about being called too old to be cast opposite a 55-year-old man and what Rose McGowan has been saying and the downfall of Bill Cosby. And then the Directors Guild of America stuff. But does it feel that way to you on the inside?

CH: Oh yeah. It feels like this great rising tide movement. The scales have fallen from our eyes. We're not going to take it anymore. Come on! We're not going to let this end. I think one way or another, it is going to change.

If you do get on the right side of history and you are an early adapter, you do get love from the media and from millennials that actually give a shit about the values that a company has. And I think that's kind of cool. If you want to appeal to that new generation, you can't just be an asshole anymore!

This interview has been edited and condensed.

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