Jessica might have actually worn that Jewel superhero outfit, and Kilgrave would be a lot more purple.
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If The Characters On "Jessica Jones" Looked Like They Did In The Comics
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Should You Top Or Bottom Tonight?
Hop on and hold on tight.
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24 Times "Arrested Development" Perfectly Described Finals Week
It’s a constant state of having a mental breakdown.
When the stress of finals week hasn't hit you yet.
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When you're trying desperately to avoid responsibilities.
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When you go to your professor's office hours asking for help.
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When you realize you have multiple finals on the same day.
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Which Hogwart's House Would You Sort These Politicians Into?
[Dreams about the day when a Hufflepuff takes office]
If politicians running in the U.S. presidential election attended Hogwarts, which house would they be sorted into?
Here are the Sorting Hat's guidelines to help you decide:
Gryffindor House is for courageous souls: "Where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart."
Slytherin House is for the cunning and ambitious: "Those cunning folks use any means to achieve their ends."
Ravenclaw is a house for the clever, wise, creative, and sometimes strange: "Where those of wit and learning will always find their kind."
Hufflepuff is for those who are kind, loyal, and trustworthy: "Where they are just and loyal, those patient Hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil."
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This Cop Stayed By His Dying Horse's Side After She Was Hit By A Truck
“When you lose an animal, to be with them during their last breath is a heartbreaking & tough thing to do.”
A police officer in Texas was captured giving his equine partner comfort and solace Thursday as she lay dying after a freak accident.
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The horse, Charlotte, and Officer D. Herrejon were working as a team for the Houston Police Department's mounted patrol, which helps monitor downtown. It was there on Thursday that tragedy struck.
A spokesperson for Houston police told BuzzFeed News that the team was on routine patrol around 10:50 a.m. when Charlotte got spooked on Fannin Street just before a cement truck stuck her. Herrejon was thrown off while Charlotte's hind legs were severely injured.
With her injuries deemed too severe for meaningful treatment, a vet was called in to euthanize Charlotte at the scene.
It was during her final moments that this photo was taken of Herrejon comforting her on the street.
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17 Things Teens Cared About Less Than Seeing Justin Bieber
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Protomartyr's Joe Casey Isn't Too Old For Indie Rock
Fresh of the release of Protomartyr’s excellent new album, the band’s frontman talks age, Matlock, and, uh, boner pills.
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Detroit-based post-punk band Protomartyr are four years and three full-length albums into their career and have no plans to slow down anytime soon. The band's rapid release schedule and incredible evolution — with each new release improving on the last — is even more impressive when you learn that frontman Joe Casey, 38, is about a full decade older than the rest of his bandmates. Bassist Scott Davidson, guitarist Greg Ahee, and drummer Alex Leonard are 28, 29, and 29, respectively.
Once you learn that a member from Protomartyr is nine or 10 years old than the rest of the band, it's not hard to pick Casey out.
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Casey bucks the stereotype of what many would think the enigmatic frontman of one indie rock's newest staples looks like. He's got short, thinning hair that's often hidden under a Detroit Tigers baseball hat and frequently dons a ruffled suit jacket over a single-colored button-up dress shirt. It's a look that music writers and concert-goers have characterized as "high school teacher" or simply "dad." These descriptions of Casey have even led to the appropriately titled Tumblr "Descriptions of Joe Casey." (A few standouts: "inverse Bono," "business casual Jeff Daniels," "my loan officer.")
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21 Tumblr Posts That Will Speak Directly To Your Soul During Finals Week
“Finals week stress level: Forgot backpack.”
This all too true moment of realization:
These freakishly accurate horoscopes:
Via astrology-mermaid.tumblr.com
This attempt at Christmas humor:
Via buckleup-cremepuff.tumblr.com
This sad moment of awareness:
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This Instagram Of People Putting Objects On Their Eyeballs Will Make You Cringe
Mentally prepare yourself for the images you’re about to look at.
@Eyexam is an Instagram account with a very... unique theme.
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They post photos of objects on or around people's eyes.
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Some are quite beautiful.
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But most will just send chills down your spine.
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6 Ways Hailee Steinfeld Has Learned To Love Herself
What better topic for the singer of “Love Myself”?
In case you've been living under a rock, Hailee Steinfeld is currently killing it with her self-love anthem, the appropriately-titled "Love Myself."
The song extolls the virtue of finding self-worth against the pressures of the outside world.
(And there might be some subtle subtext in there as well, too.)
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BuzzFeed Canada spoke with the 18-year-old on the virtues of self-love, self-care, and why they're so important to her.
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Your Horoscope For The Week Of December 7
Should you discuss your ambitions with others? Or should you aim for new health goals? Find out!
These brief horoscopes were written for entertainment purposes only.
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13 Worst Things About Working In An Office
For anyone who has business colleagues.
The huge origami assignments that don't include any instructions.
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When you are late to the mandatory desaturation meetings.
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The team pictures when Frank insists on standing in front of everyone.
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And the weekly check-ins when Rob doesn't pay attention, just sits at another table and smiles to himself.
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Can These Random Things Make Donald Trump Likable?
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29 Ridiculously Delicious Ways To Eat Eggs Around The World
Put an egg on everything, everywhere.
Perfect Scrambled Eggs (The Universe)
Master the basics.
Get the recipe here.
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Eggs Benedict With Red Wine (U.S.)
This is how you have wine for breakfast.
Get the recipe here.
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Chawanmushi (Japan)
The best part of waking up is this Japanese egg custard in your cup.
Get the recipe here.
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Wiener Schnitzel With Eggs and Anchovies (Germany)
Holy schnitzel, it's veal steak and eggs.
Get the recipe here.
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There's A Huge Meme In Japan Where You Squish Your Baby's Face Called "Rice Ball Babies"
This is adorable.
Rice balls are a traditional Japanese food. They look like this:
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How Much Do You Actually Know About Art History?
It’s all about the Monet, Monet, Monet!
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95 Thoughts Everyone Has When They Are Stoned AF
“Everyone knows I’m high.”
1. That joint did not need to be shared by two people.
2. My lungs are burning.
3. I can't cough.
4. I don't want to look like a loser.
5. I need to cough.
6. Yep. Definitely coughing.
7. I'm so blazed.
8. I'm such a lightweight, man.
9. Too blazed.
10. I can't even see out of my eyes.
11. I wonder if everyone else is as high as I am.
12. Are they as high as me?
13. Can they hear me thinking this?
14. Am I staring too much?
15. I was sad when Pluto lost planet status.
16. I'm happy for Pluto.
17. I'm happy Pluto is back where he belongs.
18. You go, Pluto.
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19. The universe is just so vast.
20. We're all going to die one day.
21. That's scary as fuck.
22. I don't want to think about that.
23. Don't think it.
24. It'll make you freak out.
25. You're just high.
26. My mouth is so dry.
27. The kitchen is so far.
28. My parents are here.
29. Oh my god.
30. They know I'm high.
31. Act cool.
32. They definitely know.
33. OK, they left.
34. Are they calling the police?
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How Well Do You Know "The Devil Wears Prada"?
Test your knowledge and see if Miranda Priestly would consider you to work for her
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29 Questions About “Home Alone” That Still Keep You Up At Night
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Why isn’t anyone alarmed by the police officer just, like, chillin’ by the front door?
Literally no one cares. Easily 2/3 of the family runs by this guy and no one seems to even notice. No wonder they forgot Kevin!
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Who really expects an eight-year-old to properly pack a suitcase?
At that age, my suitcase would've consisted of around 36 perfectly coordinated outfits for my favorite American Girl Doll, and absolutely nothing else.
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Why does everyone expect so much from young Kevin?
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Who lets a child drink a Pepsi that close to bedtime?
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We Know Your Age Based On Your New Year's Eve Plans
3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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