You’re doing us all a favor, passive aggressive note writers.
When someone vandalized this note and made it even better.
When Mom found the rolling paper.
When this "apology" happened.
When this birthday message also had another message.
19 Times Passive Aggressive Notes Totally Won
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Why Does That One Dude From Pentatonix Look Like Howie From Backstreet Boys
TELL ME WHY.
Serious question: Why does this dude from Pentatonix look like Howie Dorough from BSB?
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You know, this one:
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Yah this one, from PENTATONIX. THE SINGING GROUP WHERE THEY DON'T USE INSTRUMENTS, EXCEPT FOR THE NATURAL INSTRUMENT OF THEIR VOCAL CORDS.
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He looks like Howie from Backstreet Boys. Think I'm joking? I'm not. See for yourself:
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23 Cats Who Are So Ready For Boxing Day
They want Christmas to be over right meow.
This cat, who can't believe how many people came over on Christmas Day:
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This cat, who just wants Aunt Helen to go home already:
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This cat, who just wants to disguise himself until everyone goes away:
This cat, who just needs some alone time after all the Christmas excitement:
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How Many Iconic '00s Films Have You Seen?
It was the most fetch decade for movies.
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Due to space limitations, not every '00s film could make the list. Let us know in the comments which ones you think should've been included.
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We Know What You Actually Want For Christmas Based On Your Zodiac Sign
♫ Baby, all I want for Christmas is booze ♫
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17 Easy Ways To Do Your Makeup If You Don't Know WTF You're Doing
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Drunk People Drunk Dial Their Loved Ones
“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..”
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14 Confessions From Single Dads That Are Heartwarming And Heartbreaking
“Sometimes I have to step into the mommy role. Today she painted my nails.”
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We Know What City You Should Spend Christmas In Based On Your Zodiac
Should you be merry in Paris or drink eggnog in Prague?
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17 Totally Delectable Butters You Need To Be Slathering All Over Your Body Right Now
They’re not all beauty products, but hey, they’re all edible.
Chocolate Covered Katie DIY Chocolate Coconut Banana Butter
Get the recipe here.
La Maison d'Armorine French Salted Caramel Butter, $11.20
This sweet, savory slice of Heaven is waiting here to be rehomed in your face.
The Cookie Rookie DIY Marshmallow Peanut Butter
Three ingredients, one love. Here's the recipe.
Wellness Mama DIY Mint Chocolate Massage Butter
Get the four-ingredient recipe here.
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This Family Took An Incredible Christmas Photo On A Frozen Lake
Chief Tammy Cook-Searson’s family photo raises the bar on Christmas cards.
Chief Tammy Cook-Searson of the Lac La Ronge Indian Band in Saskatchewan has an incredible Christmas card to share with friends and family this year.
The photo includes Cook-Searson wearing her chief's headdress, her husband Jim Searson wearing his Metis sash, and their children, all appearing to float on top of Lac La Ronge's waters in a canoe.
Photographer Kandis Riese told BuzzFeed Canada the family had wanted to do a photo in a canoe for months. But originally, it was just going to be in the snow.
“It just so happens we had these amazing ice conditions, which maybe happened once before in the last 20 or 30 years," Riese said. "So they decided we’d still do the canoe thing, but on the ice.”
Riese said Searson had scouted the perfect spot ahead of time and that the whole thing only took a few minutes on Dec. 3. She also said it will be hard for anyone to replicate the photo.
“Where else are you going to get a chief in a canoe on glare ice like that?” she said.
Kandis Riese / Via Facebook: TammyCookSearson
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Obamas And Bidens Release Spotify Holiday Playlists And There Are Some Randoms
Now That’s What I Call Eclectic 2015.
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Spotify
Don't stress out. The White House on Wednesday released Holidays with the Obamas on Spotify, which includes some pretty classic fare.
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20 Retro Commercial Jingles That Will Take '90s Kids Back To Their Childhood
“Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evenin’, pizza at suppertime! When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!”
The lyrics ingrained in your mind: "It's Baby Bottle Pop (It's a Baby Bottle Pop)! Just lick the bottle, dip it, and shake it! And lick it again! It's a Baby Bottle Pop (Baby Bottle Pop)!"
Relive your childhood here.
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The lyrics ingrained in your mind: "Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertime! When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!" ?
Be prepared for an instant Bagel Bites craving by watching the commercial here.
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The lyrics ingrained in your mind: "Oh I wonder wonder, hmm I do, I who. What's in my wonder ball?"
Take a trip down memory lane by listening to the jingle here.
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The lyrics ingrained in your mind: "I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top. I'm Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop."
Click here to reminisce (and be a little creeped out by a toy you once wanted).
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This "Orange Is The New Black" Version Of "Twas The Night Before Christmas" Is Awesome
It almost makes up for the fact that we have to wait for Season 4.
Because the universe is amazing, the cast of Orange Is the New Black made their own version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" for us to enjoy...
It starts out somewhat like the original poem...
Except for that "And all through the prison" bit.
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And gets increasingly more Litchfield as the poem progresses...
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Of course, when Santa shows up with a bag of goodies the ladies are pretty intrigued, to say the least.
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What Phase Of The Moon Are You?
Are you as mysterious as the dark side of the moon?
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12 Hilarious Holiday Stock Photos That Make No Sense At All
Santa has been very naughty this year…
Jailhouse Santa smoking a questionable cigar:
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This woman who clearly isn't getting what she wants for Christmas:
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This guy who didn't live to see the next holiday:
Mattia Pelizzari / Getty Images
This incredibly confused holiday cow:
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31 Christmas Gifts That All Early '00s Teens Begged Their Parents For
“OMG, mom, there is NOTHING inappropriate about a ‘Gettin’ Lucky in Kentucky’ T-shirt!” — you in 2003.
Distressed flared denim jeans, preferably from Abercrombie or Hollister.
But, if you were balling, asking for a pair of Diesels.
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Graphic tees, 'cause you could never have enough punny T-shirts.
LBH, your T-shirt drawer probably looked like an Urban Outfitters exploded in it.
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Dance Dance Revolution WITH the pad.
Even though the pad never really worked well, especially if you were playing with it on carpet.
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This ubiquitous Tiffany & Co. charm bracelet.
EVERYONE. HAD. IT. So ~fancy~.
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Are You In The Christmas Spirit?
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
FIRST, let's get this started with some music.
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How "A Christmas Story" Kept Peter Billingsley Normal
Photograph by Ramona Rosales for BuzzFeed
At first glance, there is nothing in Peter Billingsley's Hollywood office that suggests he's a living pop culture icon. True, there are the framed posters for the films he's worked on as a producer crowding the walls — 2001's Made, 2003's Elf, 2006's The Break-Up, 2008's Four Christmases, and 2009's Couples Retreat (Billingsley's feature directing debut). There are accolades, like the Emmy nomination certificate for the 2001–2004 IFC series Dinner for Five. There are conspicuous tokens of blockbuster success, like the life-size test helmet from the first Iron Man movie, on which he was an executive producer. There's even a valuable artifact of sports memorabilia: a boxing glove signed by Buster Douglas, the man famous for his shocking defeat of world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson in 1990. (Wild West Picture Show Productions, Billingsley's company with actor and longtime friend Vince Vaughn, is currently developing a feature film of Douglas' life story.) But that's all standard movie producer ephemera, similar to dozens of other well-appointed offices of filmmaking types that litter the Los Angeles area.
There is one item, however, tucked into an inconspicuous corner of his office, that makes plain Billingsley is something beyond a prosperous movie industry player. It's a small lamp, with a tasseled shade, and, if you squint, you can make out the important part, the indescribably beautiful part, the part that could remind one of the Fourth of July: a stem in the shape of a woman's leg, wrapped in a cartoonishly suggestive fishnet stocking.
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That would be a miniature version of the infamous "leg lamp" from A Christmas Story, one of the most beloved holiday movies of all time. Of course, if you direct your gaze from Billingsley's office to Billingsley's face, one look at his twinkling, ice-blue eyes and youthful, dimpled smile is all you'd need to realize that he is the adult version of A Christmas Story's daydreaming, bespectacled hero, Ralphie Parker. The 42-year-old even still speaks with the slight lisp he had as a 12-year-old in the film. "I guess I've always had a similar-looking face," says Billingsley matter-of-factly. "So I've been told."
Living with his cantankerous old man (Darren McGavin), long-suffering mother (Melinda Dillon), and food-averse younger brother Randy (Ian Petrella) in 1940s Indiana, Ralphie wants nothing more dearly for Christmas than an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model BB gun, with a compass in the stock, and a "thing that tells time" — even after his mother, his teacher, and Santa Claus himself all warn him, "You'll shoot your eye out!"
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There's really not much more to the plot than that. The film unfolds as a series of nostalgic-yet-clear-eyed vignettes about growing up in this particular family at this particular time during this particular holiday season, adapted from the novel In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd (who also provides the film's narration as the adult Ralphie).
And yet A Christmas Story has come to embody the holidays so thoroughly that TBS plays it nonstop for the 24 hours between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. It sits either at the top or very near the top of most lists of the best Christmas movies of all time. "People keep watching it over and over and over and over," says Billingsley. "It just doesn't go away."
The movie has even been adapted into a musical that opened on Broadway in 2012, earning three Tony Award nominations, including Best Musical. (It's currently in a limited run at Madison Square Garden in New York through Dec. 29.)
As the rest of Billingsley's office makes plain, however, unlike many other child stars from the 1980s (or 1990s, or 2000s) — many famous for far less lasting entertainments — he has somehow emerged into adulthood successful and unscathed.
"You know, the transition from a child actor to almost anything is frankly impossible," says Vaughn. "The track record of it is so sadly abysmal. There's usually a lot of tragedy involved." Echoes Jon Favreau, who directed Made, Elf, and Iron Man: "The fact that [Peter] turned out to be, like, a good, normal person, with aspirations, coming out of a life a child star — that's not a given. That's no mean feat."
As Billingsley explains, in the 30 years since A Christmas Story first opened on Nov. 18, 1983, while the film has irrevocably shaped his life, it hasn't consumed it. Quite the opposite, in fact.
Photograph by Ramona Rosales for BuzzFeed
"I actually do remember auditioning for it," Billingsley says of A Christmas Story, surprised to even be able to recall it over three decades later.
He had already been working as an actor since he was 2½. He was most well known for a series of commercials for Hershey's syrup playing "Messy Marvin," but he also starred in a couple of big Hollywood movies released in 1981 — Paternity, opposite Burt Reynolds, and a sprawling ensemble comedy called Honky Tonk Freeway that Billingsley refers to this way: "It was like a Terminator 2 budget of its day, I think $21 million, which [was] massive. Bomb. BOMB."
Honky Tonk Freeway
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But even though he was a seasoned showbiz veteran by the time he was 11, Billingsley didn't actually live anywhere near Hollywood. For his entire childhood, his parents and four other siblings remained based in Phoenix, Ariz., flying into Los Angeles a handful of times a year to pack in as many auditions as possible. "It is important to me that I was not raised in Los Angeles," he says. "I had brothers and sisters and did chores and had to pick up the dog crap in the yard and mow the lawn and do all the normal things that kids have to do." Billingsley says his mother didn't really even think of acting as a career for her children, all of whom worked at least a little in showbiz — it was more like a hobby that could serve as a kind of time capsule of their childhoods. "This was long before Macaulay Culkin or the Disney [Channel] kids," he says. "My mom knew nothing about it. She thought, They're cute, maybe they'll get a picture for a scrapbook or something to show their kids one day.
So when it took off [for me], if anything, my parents were like, 'Jeez, we're sorry. You don't have to do this. This is not what we had anticipated at all.'"
But Billingsley wanted to keep acting, so his parents dutifully kept flying out with him to L.A. for auditions — including one for A Christmas Story's co-writer-director Bob Clark (Porky's, Breaking Point). And when they didn't hear back from Clark for weeks, Billingsley just thought, oh well, he'd lost the role. "Bob Clark said for whatever reason that I was the first kid that he saw," says Billingsley. "But [he] thought, Well, jeez, you can't just hire the first person you see. So my assumption was, 'Well, that didn't go well.' But whatever. You were quickly onto the next thing."
Thousands of kids later, and after an eventual callback, Billingsley did indeed land the film's lead role, and shot the film in Toronto and Cleveland over roughly a month in the dead of winter. "This was a real little grinder kind of indie [film]," he says with affection. "It took [Bob] 12 years to get the movie made. Nobody wanted to fund it, this period movie about a BB gun. Nobody cared about it." With such a tight schedule, and Billingsley in practically every scene of the film, Clark kept his pre-pubescent star hard at work. "It was really cold. And the child labor laws back then, if you didn't live in California, you didn't have reciprocity with the state's laws, and I think Ohio and Canada were very lax. So you worked a lot of hours."
All that concentrated time surrounded by adults forced Billingsley to grow up fast. Take the famous scene where Ralphie says "fudge" in front of his father after spilling the bolts for their car's spare tire. In the film, Ralphie the narrator tells us he actually said "the word, the big one, the queen mother of dirty words, the F-dash-dash-dash word!"
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"Oh, they had me say 'fuck,'" he says. "On all the takes. I think we looped in the word 'fudge' on top of it, so you could get the mouth to curl to the consonant of 'K' instead of 'D.' I was like, 'Ohhhhhh, fuuuuuuck!' I had been in Hollywood for a long time at that point; it wasn't the first time I'd heard it, or probably said it."
It's exactly this kind of accelerated adulthood that usually fucks up child actors for the rest of their lives. "When you're number one on the call sheet, you have a lot of power," says Favreau. "You're treated a certain way, and certain things are expected of you beyond what's expected of a kid."
"Well, you grew up faster, I think, in some ways," Billingsley says. "There's a sense of responsibility that maybe other [kids] don't have. But my parents kept that very much in perspective. It was always regarded as a privilege [and] an honor to be a part of this stuff."
Fortunately for Billingsley, when A Christmas Story first opened in theaters, it was far from a hit — even if it didn't feel fortunate at the time. "I remember the only place you could get information on box office was Entertainment Tonight," he says. "I don't know what it did cume, but under $20 [million]." (His memory is spot-on: The film made $19.3 million over its initial theatrical run, roughly $48 million in 2013 dollars.) "And so you think, That's it. This was a 13-channel universe. Movies didn't have a shelf-life, really."
He kept working, shooting guest spots on shows like Who's the Boss, Highway to Heaven, and Punky Brewster, and still landing the occasional lead movie role, like the 1987 Cold War drama Russkies, opposite a young Joaquin Phoenix. (Billingsley's 10-word pitch: "Three kids find a Russian sailor. What do you do?")
Billingsley on Who's The Boss
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But as the '80s crept forward, and VHS sales and movie reruns on basic cable became more central to Hollywood's business model, Billingsley began to notice that more and more people wanted to know about this little Christmas movie he'd done years before. "There was never a flash point or a turning point," he says. "Some local, independent networks would start to run it between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It would pop on, and you think, Oh, that's cool, it's on." During the holidays, Billingsley began noticing VHS copies of the film for sale — and selling well. The film started showing up on those top 10 Christmas movie lists. And then at some point in the early 1990s, he realized basically everyone knew about A Christmas Story, and wanted to talk to him about it. "They would be very complimentary," he says. "'That's my family!' 'That movie means a lot to me!' 'We have a tradition now! Can we take a picture?' Sure!"
The decade-long slow burn, however, meant that Billingsley only really had to start dealing with becoming a famous 12-year-old after he was already in his twenties. "I mean, now you can get famous instantly overnight from some YouTube craziness that you don't want," he says. "A lot of the kids who were my predecessors in sitcoms, you could be nobody, and then Tuesday night at 8 p.m. on NBC, 40 million people watch you, and the next thing you know you can't go anywhere. It just wasn't that. You're not harassed for some weirdness that you did. It was just a very odd, gradual fame. ... For better or worse, it didn't hold me back, and it didn't propel me."
And just as that odd, gradual fame was reaching its apex, Billingsley decided he didn't want to be an actor anymore.
"I thought he was hilarious," says Vince Vaughn of the first time he met Peter Billingsley. They were shooting a 1990 CBS Schoolbreak Special about teenage steroid use called "The Fourth Man," one of Vaughn's very first gigs as a working actor. (The 5-foot-10-inch Billingsley, then 19, was the steroid user; the 6-foot-5-inch Vaughn, then 20 years old, was the friend who warns him to stop.) The two quickly bonded over their shared obsessions for un-hip, non-Hollywood things like country music, Western culture, and video games. "He was like a sweet kid in A Christmas Story and stuff, but he really had a sharp tongue," says Vaughn. "He would kind of make fun of me, which I really liked. I felt that he was very authentic. He right off the bat just let down his guard and joked around."
Director Peter Billingsley, producer-star Vince Vaughn, on the set of Couples Retreat in 2009
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When filming was over, Vaughn invited Billingsley — who was still living in Arizona at the time — to crash with him in his one-bedroom Los Angeles apartment for a few months. As it happened, Billingsley had been contemplating finally moving to L.A. for the first time, but not to find more on-camera opportunities. "He had started at such a young age and had done it so successfully for so long," says Vaughn. "He really made a conscious effort to stop pursuing that and really pursue being behind the camera."
"It was less of a decision to not act and more a decision to want to do other things," Billingsley says. "It was a great curiosity growing up on sets. One of the things I remember very strongly on Christmas Story is when I would ask Bob [Clark] about lenses or [camera] choices."
As he began to establish himself in L.A., Billingsley discovered that even though he was no longer interested in acting, his most famous role was more present in his life than ever. "We all loved [A Christmas Story], and continue to love it," says Favreau, who met Billingsley in the mid-1990s, as Favreau and Vaughn were working on Swingers. Favreau says Vaughn even introduced Billingsley to him as "the kid from A Christmas Story" — not that he needed to. "Especially when he was younger, it wasn't too hard to figure that one out," says Favreau. "He was never self-conscious about it. As you spend time together, you start asking about details or scenes or moments or just telling them how much you liked [the movie]. And he always was very gracious, not just with us, but with strangers too. He never was resentful of what his past was. I had him sign a Red Ryder BB gun for me."
His embrace of A Christmas Story, even as an adult, was also born from a natural aversion to former child stars renouncing their childhoods as fast as possible. "I'd seen a lot of people force themselves to grow up, like at puberty or adulthood," says Billingsley. "They would change their name from Ricky to Rick, or from Bobby to Bob. And they were going to pierce their ear and let the world know they were an adult. It's like, OK? But I don't know that the world sees you that way."
Photograph by Ramona Rosales for BuzzFeed
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How To Make Delicious Two-Ingredient Sauces That Go With Everything
You already have this stuff in your fridge.
You only really need to know one thing to make almost anything taste good.
It's so easy it's not even a recipe. It's just a way to remember what is delicious.
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Salty/Spicy/Acidic + Sweet = Delicious.
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Now put it on whatever you want to make ~delicious~.
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