BRB, crying.
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Chandan Gomes / PHOTOINK
The book had no name, but it contained some sketches done by a young child in them. Intrigued, Gomes decided to hold on to the notebook.
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BRB, crying.
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Chandan Gomes / PHOTOINK
Chandan Gomes / PHOTOINK
“Is Star Margarine a carb?”
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1. Angelica Panganiban would play Regina George, Ellen Adarna would play Karen, and Melai would play Gretchen Wieners.
2. Damian would be played by Thou Reyes.
3. Regina's mom would be played by Ethel Booba.
4. And there's no way Regina's mom would offer her a condom. No matter how much of a cool mom she is.
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5. Aaron Samuels would be the captain of the basketball team.
6. Cady would always be able to see Aaron because they don't switch classrooms.
7. "Is your pan de sal buttered?"
8. And Cady would have answered, "No, pero may icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko."
9. "On Wednesdays, we wear pink… panties. Because our school has strict uniform codes and that's the only thing they aren't gonna see."
10. The Plastics would get in trouble for always wearing foot socks.
11. "Stop trying to make petch happen! It's not gonna happen!"
“My staff won’t let me talk to you unless I have a banana at hand. I’m sitting here with a banana; it’s a big, ugly, brownish one.”
Transcripts of phone calls between then prime minister Tony Blair and US president Bill Clinton have been released, giving a strange insight into their attitudes, relationship, and appetite for eating moose lips.
The files, which cover calls between 1997 and 2000, were released by the Clinton Presidential Library, following a Freedom of Information request by BBC journalist Martin Rosenbaum.
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Clinton Memorial Library
I’ll start working when my coffee does.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
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They’re not screwing around.
But just this once, fiction is stranger than truth.
Many aspects of them were bizarre including Clinton's repeated references to bananas, cashmere jumpers, and eating moose lips. Meanwhile, Blair comes across as a patient man putting up with his friend's strange ramblings while waiting to discuss weighty issues such as whether to bomb Serbia.
You can read BuzzFeed's round-up of the strangest phone calls here.
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Michael Spicer
Michael Spicer
Michael Spicer
“He does have a huge one though.”
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And there wasn’t a dry eye left on the internet when the parents finished telling the story on Twitter.
They live in the Bay Area, and they are both pretty badass: Marco is a web developer and Aniyia is the founder and CEO of a startup called Tinsel. Oh, and Marco delivered their baby. At home. By himself.
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“*points to cheek* and this teardrop tattoo represents my devotion to water type Pokémon.”
And happy birthday to the King of Rock ‘N’ Roll!
HERE ARE THE TOP STORIES
We have some new insight into exactly what is going on with the on-demand economy in the U.S. New data about a little-discussed element of the on-demand economy was unearthed in a survey by research firm Penn Schoen Berland and published by Time. Of respondents who said they earn more than 40% of their income from on-demand work, 67% identified as racial minorities.
“If the majority of people who rely most heavily on these jobs for income are racial minorities, then they are part of a group of American workers who are already highly disadvantaged when it comes to finding work and fair pay,” writes BuzzFeed News’ Caroline O’Donovan.
The on-demand economy refers to technology companies, such as ridesharing app Uber, that provide immediate services. Uber, for example, insists that its drivers need to be classified as independent contractors. “The drivers value this flexibility so much that they’re willing to sacrifice some of the benefits and protections of traditional employment in order to get it,” O’Donovan writes.
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WE’RE KEEPING AN EYE ON
Markets in China have managed to rebound today, after stocks fell nearly 12% in the week to Thursday, reported the Washington Post.
The results were felt in the U.S. as well, where markets had a rocky start to the year, according to CNN Money.
China had a so-called “circuit-breaker” system in place, which is a mechanism that automatically stops trading when stocks fall more than 7%. That system — designed to provide calm in a time of market panic and manage heavy fluctuations — backfired and actually gave people time to panic, Foreign Policy writes. On Friday, China suspended the circuit-breaker.
One of the reasons for the sharp decline on the stock market this week seems to be the gradual depreciation of the yuan currency by China’s central bank. “A devaluation is seen as a pointer that the economy is doing worse than official statistics suggest,” BBC News writes.
THIS WEEK IN HEALTH
The experts found that while some types of screening can reduce deaths from a specific type of cancer, they don’t necessarily save lives overall. BuzzFeed UK’s Kelly Oakes reports on the findings:
Screening should be measured against the total number of deaths that occur following it, rather than the number of cancer-specific deaths, as is currently the case.
False-positive screening results can have a negative impact on health, and even cause deaths themselves, outweighing the benefits of screening.
Bigger, more powerful trials are needed to measure whether the total number of deaths goes down after people are screened for cancer.
In the meantime, the possible downsides of screening should be communicated better so patients can make up their own minds about whether screening is worth the risk.
According to a study published on Wednesday, most HIV infections in gay and bisexual men in the Netherlands could be prevented with antiretroviral treatment, BuzzFeed News’ Virginia Hughes reports.
The treatment, known as pre-exposure prophylaxis, or PrEP, isn’t widely available in Europe. It’s unclear whether PrEP would lead to a similar drop in infections in the U.S., where a growing number of gay and bisexual men are already getting PrEP as Truvada, the once-a-day blue pill.
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
Stan Eury turned an obscure bit of immigration law into a mammoth federal program — and a lucrative business empire, importing hundreds of thousands of Mexican workers for legal American jobs. Except that some of the jobs weren’t real jobs, and an untold number of those workers may never have returned to Mexico at all, according to a BuzzFeed News investigation.
How did you first get into this story, and Stan Eury?
We began looking at a federal program that allows foreign workers to come to the U.S. to do unskilled jobs — it's called the H-2 guest worker program — and almost right away we began hearing about Stan Eury. The more we learned about how the guest workers program works from our previous pieces, the more we realized what a uniquely influential figure he is and how important it was to tell his story. For a quarter century, he has been the program’s dominant power broker, getting approval for visas that allowed him to bring in hundreds of thousands of Mexican laborers to work for U.S. companies and making himself a fortune in the process. Then he got criminally charged and went to prison, but government regulators still did not dismantle his machine: Companies in the empire he built are still getting approved for visas to this day.
What did Eury do that was so remarkable?
He had the vision to realize that there was a huge unmet demand for guest workers, who cross the border for up to 10 months, live where they work, labor incredibly hard, and then go home again. So he took a little-known program and turned it into a behemoth, which is a kind of genius of its own. In 1989, the year he started his business, only 13,500 guest workers entered the country. Last year, that figure reached 150,000 — and Eury’s companies alone won approval for 20,000 such visas.
You wrote two other huge investigations into these visas. What makes them so troubling?
Our reporting showed that many employers who use the H-2 program exploit foreign guest workers, stealing their wages, housing them in squalid conditions and, in some cases, even endangering their lives. Many companies in the H-2 program also go to great lengths to avoid hiring qualified Americans, who by law are supposed to get first crack at these jobs. To be sure, many employers follow the rules, and many guest workers and their families benefit. But the program is rife with abuse, and it suffers from inadequate regulation and enforcement.
I think most people have never even heard of H-2 guest workers. Should we have?
They are tremendously important in some industries, including agriculture, forestry, seafood processing, landscaping, and even traveling carnivals. Americans benefit from the lower costs of goods and services that the use of guest workers provides, but at the same time are often totally unaware of the real human toll the program can inflict.
What's Eury up to now?
Eury is currently cooling his heels in federal prison in Salters, South Carolina. He reported to the minimum-security labor camp there on Nov. 20 and is expected to serve 11 months of a 13-month sentence. He’s set to get out just before Halloween 2016.
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The 40-year-old former star of Desperate Housewives is returning to TV as a triple threat (actor, producer, and director) with her new NBC series Telenovela, a behind-the-scenes look at a Spanish-language soap.
Longoria said she was drawn to the show from the get-go: “It was a world I had never seen on TV. It was your basic sitcom characters, but it’s the first kind of general-market sitcom that could appeal to Latinos,” she told BuzzFeed News.
During the decade-long break between Desperate Housewives and Telenovela, Longoria intentionally retreated from the spotlight to focus on political activism and community work. She was on President Barack Obama’s re-election committee and established the Eva Longoria Foundation, an organization that aims to help Latinas build better futures for themselves and their families through education and entrepreneurship.
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Belgian prosecutors say they appear to have discovered a Brussels apartment that was used as both a hideout and a bomb factory by the Paris attackers. (BuzzFeed News)
White House officials hope the decision to launch scores of immigration raids targeting Central American immigrants will act as a deterrent against a new wave of mass migration by women and children fleeing violence in the region. (BuzzFeed News)
Two Iraqi refugees were arrested in California and Texas for allegedly lying about fighting with terrorist groups and attempting to support ISIS. (BuzzFeed News)
President Obama defended expanded background checks, one of the key aspects of his executive actions on gun control, in a town hall meeting. (BuzzFeed News)
Planned Parenthood will back Hillary Clinton for president. It’s the 100-year-old non-profit’s first presidential primary endorsement. (New York Times)
The President of Malawi “wants gay rights protected,” according to his press secretary. This may revive hope that there’s room for a reform of anti-LGBT laws in the country. (BuzzFeed News)
A little music and fashion news: Beyoncé will join Coldplay for the Super Bowl’s halftime show in February. (BuzzFeed News) And Marc Jacobs has chosen director and trans woman Lana Wachowski as the new face of his spring 2016 campaign. (New York Magazine)
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We can stop calling manatees endangered. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is proposing to instead list the gentle sea cows as “threatened.” There is now a record population of at least 13,000 manatees across all waters, with more than 6,300 recorded off the coast of Florida in February 2015, BuzzFeed News’ Leticia Miranda reports. But before you start celebrating, there’s still plenty of reason for caution, according to the Center for Biological Diversity: The Florida manatee is still threatened by boat strikes, cold stress, and undiagnosed mass die-offs.
Congratulations, manatees.
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“To have one’s arse filled with noodles” = to be lucky. Makes perfect sense.
In French: Il me court sur le haricot.
What it means: He's annoying me.
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In French: Pédaler dans la semoule.
What it means: To lose your composure, have trouble doing something.
James Chapman
In French: L’habit ne fait pas le moine.
What it means: Appearances can be deceiving.
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In French: Avoir la taupe au guichet.
What it means: To be desperate for a shit.
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People criticized the advertisement for a Thai skin whitener as racist. The company has since removed the video.
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Can you go 8 for 8?
Is this a thing?
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They’re all going to be in the Xander Zone.
It even started a massive meme.
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Just like magic.
I’m calling bantha fodder on all your damn Snoke theories.
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