“Why are you always drunk?” “I’m Australian.”
24 Tumblr Posts That Totally Nail Australia
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Would You Really Survive On A Desert Island?
It’s all up to you.
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Britney Spears Has Transformed Into Another Human Being In The Past 2 Years
This is not a dang drill: There is actually a fire and it’s on the stage at the Axis theater in Planet Hollywood!!! SOS!! Send water!!
She's the queen of lying on Instagram fitness models with beefy hairy thighs...
V Magazine
...accomplished leaf painter...
...and charity worker to lesser-known, publicity-thirsty fans.
This is Britney Spears in 2016. THIS IS THE WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN!
Us Weekly
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24 Things That Everyone Secretly Finds Funny
It’s the little things in life.
When a big billboard displays a computer error message.
Sophie Gadd / BuzzFeed
When you see a badly placed advert.
Finding a completely legit version of a brand.
brazilliandanny / Via reddit.com
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Harry Styles Apparently Booty Called Lindsay Lohan And She Said No
“It didn’t click who he was at the time.”
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According to the 29-year-old, she was "tucked up in bed" after an AA meeting when Styles came to her room:
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Which Fictional Mom Should Be Your Mom Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
“I’m not a regular mom; I’m a cool mom.”
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Every Type Of Guy Who Has Ever Existed
These are the only men that have ever existed.
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1. The type of guy who constantly asks you if you're cold, and says things like "I will always keep you warm" with a faraway look that makes you think he doesn't actually care if you're cold.
2. The type of guy who will never commit to a plan with you but will text you at 1am with a vague "Where are you ;)?"
3. The type of guy who holds open doors for you and then feels hurt when you don't look into his eyes lovingly afterwards.
4. The type of guy who has built an entire personality around his opinions about coffee.
5. The type of guy who's surprised when a woman orders an ale, and so asks her opinions of the 2004 batch of "Old Man's Nails" from a microbrewery in Walthamstow.
6. The type of guy who reads in public places and holds up the book so that everyone passing by will take note of his love for difficult literature.
7. The type of guy who calls himself metrosexual because he moisturises.
8. The type of guy who gets on really, really well with your mum, so you keep dating him longer than you probably should, cause you know your mum would be heartbroken if you split up.
9. The type of guy with a twinkle in his eye.
10. The type of guy who doesn't change his sheets often, but they're a certain shade of navy blue so you can never really tell how dirty they are.
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11. The type of guy who asks if you're on a diet when you order a salad.
12. The type of guy who visited Thailand once and has worn thin white linen shirts ever since.
13. The type of guy who talks about movies a lot and then says "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT FILM, YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!" when you haven't seen a film.
14. The type of guy who says "you don't need to show off to me" when you mention something you did well today, as if you were saying it to try and impress him, instead of just talking about your fucking life.
15. The type of guy who rides a £1,000 road bike for his 25-minute commute to work.
16. The type of guy who wears Lycra leggings on his 25-minute cycle to work.
17. The type of guy who says "I don't really watch TV."
18. The type of guy with a puka shell necklace.
19. The type of guy who wants to order for you.
20. The type of guy who spends his whole weekend rock climbing and would love if you came with him some time so he could show you the ropes.
21. The type of guy who is so French it's unbelievable.
22. The type of guy with a really fluffy, friendly cat.
23. The type of guy who shows you pictures of his fluffy, friendly cat.
24. The type of guy who shows you pictures of his fluffy, friendly cat, who you marry in the spring.
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How Similar Are You To Miranda Sings?
Are you an actor/singer/dancer/model/magician?
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10 Types Of Sex That Happen Before You Graduate College
Young and confused.
Painful we don't know about lube sex.
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Awkward one position sex.
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After this sex I'm going to have a shaving bump that we will both think is herpes and freak out sex.
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
Trying to do some crazy Cosmo sex tip sex.
Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed
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Olivia Wilde Has Directed A Music Video Shot Entirely On iPhone
Girls gone Wilde.
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros have dropped the video for the song "No Love Like Yours", directed by Olivia Wilde, and shot entirely on an iPhone 6s.
“I always thank Steve Jobs for making us all think we’re artists,” Wilde told Rolling Stone in an interview.
"The unique thing about directing a music video is that you are not the sole creative voice,” said Wilde. “You are inherently collaborating with the artist, because you’re trying to create something that’s an accurate reflection of what they’re trying to say.”
It's a stunning video, following the lead singer on a ~spiritual journey~.
More like Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic HEROES.
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We Know If You're An Extrovert Or An Introvert Based On Your Disney Preferences
♫ When will my reflection show who I am inside? ♫
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19 Questionable Hygiene Hacks That Are Borderline Brilliant
“Whenever I run out of toilet paper, I just use ~used~ tissues.” All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
For those who know that bodies are the best resources:
For those who don't really care what goes in their mouth:
For those who have their priorities in check when it comes to satisfying your teeth:
For those who know how to maximize their work perks:
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Do You Know What Happened In The News This Week?
European Union leaders had a summit on the deepening global refugee crisis, the U.S. had its hottest winter on record, and Beatles producer George Martin died. Take the BuzzFeed News quiz, made from stories featured in the BuzzFeed News app and the BuzzFeed News newsletter this week.
Do you want to get better at the BuzzFeed News quiz? Then download the BuzzFeed News app for iOS or Android now!
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And enter your email address to sign up for the BuzzFeed News newsletter!
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People Are Sharing This Heartbreaking Facebook Post About Two Murdered Backpackers
“Dying was my fault, and it will always be.”
A Facebook status posted last week has gained attention for calling out people for victim-blaming.
Yesterday I was killed.
I refused to be touched, and they blew my skull with a sclub. I got stabbed and left to die bleeding.
Like waste, they put me in a black polyethylene bag, wrapped with duct tape and I was thrown to a beach, where hours later they found me.
But worse than death, was the humiliation that followed.
From the time they had my dead body nobody asked where the son of a bitch that ended my dreams, my hopes and my life was.
No, rather than that they started asking me useless questions. To me, can you imagine? A dead girl, who can not speak, who can not defend herself.What clothes did you wear?
Why were you alone?
Why would a woman travel alone?
You got into a dangerous neighborhood, what did you expect?
They questioned my parents for giving me wings, let me be independent, like any human being. They told them we were on drugs and we surely asked for it. They told them they should have looked after us.
And only when dead I realized that no, that for the rest of the world I was not like a man. That dying was my fault, and it will always be. While if the headline would have said "two young male travelers were killed" people would be exptessing their condolences and with their false and hypocritical double standard speech would demand higher penalty for murderers.
But being a woman, it is minimized. It becomes less severe, because of course I asked for it. Doing what I wanted to do, I found what I deserved for not being submissive, not wanting to stay at home, for investing my own money in my dreams. For that and more, I was sentenced.
And I grieved, because I'm no longer here. But you are. And you're a woman. And you have to deal with them rubbing it in with the same speech "earn respect," it's your fault they shout at you, it's your fault they want to play / lick / suck any of your genitals on the street for wearing shorts when it's 40ºC outside. That same speech that says you're a "crazy woman" if you travel alone and that if something happens to you, if somebody trample upon your rights, you probably asked for it.
I ask you, on behalf of myself and every other women ever hushed, silenced; I ask you on behalf on behalf of every woman whose life was crushed, to raise your voice. We will fight, I'll be with you in spirit, and I promise that one day we'll be so many that there won't be enough bags in the world to shut up us all.
The post, according to the BBC, references the recent murder of two Argentinian women who were traveling in Ecuador.
José María Coni, 22, and Marina Menegazzo, 21 were apparently murdered after accepting a place to stay from a pair of men. Their bodies were discovered in plastic bags.
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17 Japanese Mascots Getting Stuck That You Just Need To See
It can always be worse.
Japan loves a mascot for literally everything. But they're not very agile so they often get stuck, like this bad boy.
@kyotomayumaro / Via Twitter: @kyotomayumaro
Or this giant green blob who's having a rough day.
Or this mate who doesn't know whether to come or go.
@agendateam / Via Twitter: @agendateam
Or this one who is tie-ing its best.
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How Well Do You Remember The "Josie And The Pussycats" Movie?
Smells like teen spirit.
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Here's The Best Video Of A Guy Dancing To Alicia Keys In A Lake You'll See All Day
Prove me wrong, I dare you.
YouTuber Justin Lawrence Hoyt recently uploaded another addition to his "official dance video" series, where he dances to Alicia Keys songs outdoors.
Justin's just out in the wilderness, jamming out to "Wreckless Love", cracking out some damn fine dance moves... in a lake.
Remember this is is just PART of a series of videos of Justin dancing to Alicia Keys.
He started with "It's On Again" back in 2014...
...then revived the ~official dance video~ franchise with "No One" in February.
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A Police Force Has Adopted An Orphaned Kangaroo To Help Fight Adorable Crime
Crime fighting ‘roo.
Mason, who has experience in animal husbandry, told AAP that because his wife had just given birth, Cujoe would be his baby while his wife cares for theirs.
“It’s very dehydrated and skinny, but we’re doing what we can,” he said. “Because it needs to be fed every three hours, it’s going to be my little child as my wife’s in Perth with our newborn – so she’s got her newborn and I’ve got a little one as well."
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22 Pictures That Are All Of Us In 2016
This is how things are now.
Ordering food online:
Ordering clothes online:
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Are You More Tom Riddle Or Lord Voldemort?
“There is nothing worse than death.”
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