“Dat ass doe.”
Note the caption: "Dat ass doe".
I downloaded the high res photo to my phone, emailed it to myself, cropped out the nature, and zoomed in... so you don't have to.
So why not share a little bit of skin to keep the fans interested?
You might even find yourself on the next episode of Chopped.
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With $170.1 million, the movie enjoyed the all-time biggest domestic debut for both the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel.
Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice flew higher than any movie based on DC Comics superheroes has before, opening in the U.S. and Canada with an estimated $170.1 million over the Easter holiday weekend.
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“It looks like I had a really bad time in a Michael’s craft store.”
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Talk about a baking high.
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At higher altitudes, foods can take longer to cook, liquids evaporate faster, and dough rises more quickly. All of that means your baked goods can come out undercooked, dry, and/or collapsed, so you have to make slight adjustments when making breads, cookies, cakes, pies, and pastries. And while there are definitely rules of thumb you can follow — like increasing your oven temp, decreasing your baking time, and adding about a tablespoon more liquid and flour — here are a bunch of helpful recipes that have already made the adjustments for you.
The gold-standard in cookies, adapted for high altitude! Recipe here.
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“GROUND YOURSELF!”
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You think everything a woman does is about you? That’s cute.
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Just talk without mentally rehearsing it six times? OK…
That's not a thing.
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Fucking monsters.
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SO BRAZEN.
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Um??? No??? Obviously the only way to make new friends is to pine from afar and hope they approach you.
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Officials believed the wolves slaughtered the animals for fun.
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A contractor delivering feed to the elk herd discovered the dead animals at a state feedground near Bondurant, John Lund of the Wyoming Game and Fish Department told CNN.
Seventeen of the elk killed were calves that were born last year, according to the AP.
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"It appears to be sport killing," he said.
Officials suspect a particular pack of nine wolves may have killed the elk.
Because you shouldn’t have to ask “shirt or dress?” anymore.
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All of the dresses are shown on models 5'7" or taller.
Turn the worst part of your day into the best.
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Keys, phone, lose change, your sanity... Get this sticky life-saver from Amazon.
An explosion in Lahore, Pakistan killed at least 50 people Sunday. Facebook asked people all over the world if they were OK.
"Are you OK?" The Facebook notification read. "It looks like you're in the area affected by The Explosion in Gulshan-i-Iqbal Park, Lahore, Pakistan. Let friends know that you're safe."
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But the safety check alert was sent to users across the globe, many of who immediately expressed their confusion online.
Perplexed tweets were sent from all over the world, including England, Russia, Portugal, Germany, France, the U.S., and Israel — whose existence is not formally recognized by Pakistan.
Many said they were thoroughly frightened before they realized that the explosion was not in fact in their area.
You’ll swear this stuff happened to you too.
— Sarah Donovan, Facebook
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"While watching a movie, I didn't realize my son was awake. One of the characters yelled, 'Get out of my f**king car!' That's when my son piped up from around the corner, 'Mama, why isn't he getting out of her f**king car?'"
— Jenny LeVay, Facebook
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*hits snooze button for the eighth time*
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Every zucchini is just a bowl of zoodles waiting to be set free.
A spiralizer works by rotating a sturdy vegetable through a blade, turning out pasta-like strands of zucchini, sweet potato, carrots, cucumber, and more. Then you can cook your veggie noodles (or not) and serve them all kinds of delicious ways.
The OXO spiralizer (above) comes with color coded blades, a storage box, and a suction cup to keep the spiralizer stable as you crank. We like this Paderno model, too. No matter which you buy, look for one that's stable and sturdy. You don't want to feel like the food is going to fall out or that it takes a lot of strength to crank things through.
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If by pasta you mean zoodles, then yes. Either way, YES. Get the recipe here.
So sweet. So tender.
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A model, a photographer, and the world!
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THEY DON’T WANT US TO WIN.
The victory was a pretty big deal considering Syracuse was ranked at a 10 seed, UVA was a 1 seed, and SU made a huge comeback in the second half.
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New couple alert.
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*Un-like.*
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