Who else would give you all those kisses?
Kids these days!
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You often have to decide whether you'd prefer to include the top of his head or the bottom of your chin.
"Which one of us looks hotter today?"
Forget taking a photograph that includes both your outfits and your faces.
Sorry to be mushy, but hugging a very tall man is very nice.
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Because, y’know, it was named after a communist dictator.
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"UNCLE HO CLOSES FOR THE DAY DUE TO DEATH THREATS," wrote Demirbek.
"We are, and have always been, fully conscious that the brand Uncle Ho would be sensitive. It is not, for the record, the first or only business in Australia bearing such a name.
"We are not a communist money laundering operation set up by Vietnamese Accountants, as one agitator has suggested. We are not communist sympathisers.
We have no position on the political or historical landscape of Vietnam. We do however, celebrate the Bia Hoi which emanated from the North of Vietnam – Hanoi.
"Our company is an Australian company, the Business name approved and registered with the Australian Government as a legal trading name without question or query. Here we are simply creating good times and in the process creating jobs. We employ many Australians. We have employed many Vietnamese nationals as well, who find no offence in the brandname. Some are from the North. Some of these staff are from the South.
"Similarly we have had many Vietnamese Immigrants dine at the venue already, who have loved everything about our quality of food, beer and the venue. They too have commented that the brandname is inoffensive to them.
"It is these people we are today having to protect. Despite the organisers of the protest maintaining that this is a ‘peaceful protest’, over the past 24 hours management have received death threats and threats of burning down the building our business is housed in. This is unacceptable, bullying behaviour."
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Warning: Contains one spoiler for anyone who hasn’t read the books, and a LOT of guesswork.
One of only two Greyjoy men we've encountered on the show so far, and the only one still in possession of his junk, Balon hasn't made an appearance since the War of the Five Kings (of which he was one) in Season 3. Has he been missed? Not so much. So why kill him off?
Well, as we've already seen in the trailer, next season sees Balon's younger brother Euron return home to Pyke. Euron will (hopefully) be the thing that finally makes the Greyjoys worth caring about, and it's looking likely that his first power move will be to off his brother in order to take control of the Iron Islands.
Unlike the other names on this list, this one has happened in the books. But to be honest the show and books are so far apart these days that nothing is guaranteed.
Likelihood: 9/10 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
How: Murdered by his baby brother Euron.
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When Theon held Sansa's hand and jumped from the walls of Winterfell you would have been within your rights to let out a tiny "whoop" or maybe a large "about fucking time, you whimpering bellend". But ironically, in going through with this minor act of redemption, Theon may well have made himself surplus to requirements.
As bad as things got for him (and Sansa) last season, we always sort of knew that he wasn't going to be killed off. Not until he had made amends for his betrayal of the Starks, at least. Now that he's helped Sansa escape Ramsay's batshit crazy clutches, maybe the writers will finally feel enough is enough.
It's looking very likely that Theon will return home to Pyke. What happens next is anyone's guess.
Likelihood: 5/10 💀💀💀💀💀
How: Also murdered by Euron after he returns home to the Iron Islands, as technically Theon would have a stronger claim as head of House Greyjoy.
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It seems like years ago now, but in the very first scene of Season 5 we saw our first Thrones flashback. In it, a young but already forthright Cersei demanded to be told about her future by local fortune-teller Maggy the Frog.
After asking whether she and the king would have children, Cersei was told: "Oh, aye. Six-and-ten for him, and three for you. Gold shall be their crowns and gold their shrouds."
Now, of course, prophecies can be wrong (we're looking at you, Melisandre), but Joffrey and Myrcella's fates suggest this one is a done deal. It's only a matter of time for the boy king, and quite frankly Tommen's time can't come soon enough.
The king is dead. Long live literally anyone else.
Likelihood: 7/10 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
How: Not a clue. Maybe he bores himself to death?
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Assuming Dany, Tyrion, and a soon-to-be resurrected Jon Snow are all safe for at least the next season or two, this doesn't leave us with many original leading cast members to lose. But in the Thrones universe one thing we can be sure of is that death finds a way, and we're approaching the point where Cersei doesn't really have a lot to live for.
Let's assume she loses her third and final child this season – it's not hard to imagine her waging war on the Faith/the public/anyone who looks at her funny, and destroying the city and herself in the process. Cersei's implosion will be quite something, but will it come as soon as Season 6? Possibly not.
Likelihood: 3/10 💀💀💀
How: Now here's an idea...Jaime kills her because she loses her shit and wants to burn the city down. Just as the Mad King Aerys did before Jaime shoved a sword in his back.
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Over 55,000 people have signed a petition asking for the importation of his dolls into Australia to be stopped.
Shin Takagi is the founder of Trottla, a Japanese company that speciailises in sex dolls. A decade ago the company began selling "child model" sex dolls in what it called an effort to to help paedophiles deal with their sexual urges.
Speaking to The Atlantic earlier this year, Takagi said he was a self-confessed paedophile - a statement he now denies.
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"Through communicating with the customers, I've realised the possibility of helping paedophiles and contributing to the society," he said.
Takagi also said more than 70% of his customers are pedophiles.
"I deeply understand the feeling parents have. But human beings can be so cruel to others in order to protect the ones that they love and treasure. A lot of the people who are called pedophiles are not monsters. They are good citizens with obedience. That's the more reason they abide by the laws and control themselves in reality. To control their desires, they use the dolls I create."
Started by grandmother Melissa Evans, the petition is addressed directly to Queensland's Premier, Annastacia Palaszczuk, and asks the government to "prohibit the import of child sex dolls."
"The manufacture and sale of these sickening 'aids for paedophiles' will be ceased globally," writes Evans.
"We should accept that there is no way to change someone's fetishes," he said. "I am helping people express their desires, legally and ethically. It's not worth living if you have to live with repressed desire."
A spokesperson for the Australian Federal Police told the ABC in March that the dolls are "already illegal".
"Anatomically correct dolls that represent underage persons are considered child exploitation material under state law and are therefore are illegal."
Holy shit was that a Niffler?
Newt definitely says Muggle, 'coz he's British so hopefully he can persuade the rest of them to ditch "No-Maj".
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So much smoking in restaurants.
RIP MSN, gone too soon.
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This would never happen in 2016.
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Seriously, keep these people away from sharp objects.
Cats are proof the internet loves us and wants us to be happy.
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What is this thing called adulting?
Say cheese!
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It’s a cinematic masterpiece.
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When will someone make human-sized shark mouth beds?
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Is this what heaven tastes like?
1. It's 10 a.m. I can't have Hot Cheetos this early.
2. Can I?
3. Should I?
4. I just need to taste that hot, red dust in my mouth.
5. When was the last time I had them?
6. It feels like it's been forever.
7. Has it really only been 12 hours?
8. My friend told me I eat too many Hot Cheetos, but what does she even know?
9. It's not my fault that they're perfectly spicy and crunchy.
10. That's on the people who created them. That's on them.
11. I'm just going to buy a bag and keep it near me.
12. But I won't open it yet.
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13. Look at it sitting there. So pretty.
14. God, how did I ever live without these?
15. I know these aren't like...healthy. But how bad can they be, really?
16. I only eat them every once in a while.
17. And like, every day this week.
18. But I deserve them.
19. I think my fingers are stained red forever.
20. And my cuticles? How is that possible?
21. I honestly don't even care though. It's worth it.
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