“Hi kitty, what’s up?” *silence* “Yeah, I totally get what you mean.”
Fox
"LOVE ME, KITTY."
Fox
"You'll be back! They always come back!"
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Which doesn't always go down well.
:: pins everything ::
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• Cakes & Pies
• Bites & Minis
• Fruit & Berry-Based
• Cookies
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BuzzFeed Tasty
Make Twitter great again.
He’s out there somewhere…
In fact, we've spotted him in one of the locations below. Can you find him?
HBO
Are you a petty champ?
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This post may contain puns.
Vale Wildlife Hospital / Vale Wildlife Hospital/Solent
It was scavenging for scraps of food and it's unknown whether it managed to get lots, some, or naan, but it's fair to say it decided to tikka chance and it didn't come off.
Vale Wildlife Hospital / Vale Wildlife Hospital/Solent
After saying aloo, they washed him with washing-up liquid raita way, and while the dye came out, apparently he still smells amazing.
Time to find out if you really are the best couple.
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Sorry.
Note: Not all pictures were submitted by Community users.
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True love is real.
Annabelle, 24, studied politics and sociology, and Gabriel, 25, studied economics, finance, and banking. The two would often meet at the library to study together, but their relationship blossomed into something more.
Courtesy of Gabriel Deku
Courtesy of Gabriel Deku
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Never trust a stranger on the internet.
“Good thing she’s my girl and not yours.”
The photographs spread spread quickly, being retweeted over 2,000 times.
Shut it all down.
RIP J.T.
"It came out of nowhere and really seemed like a senseless way to end such a happy character's run on the show. One high school party and pissing off the wrong person later and BOOM! JT is stabbed and gone."
—Shelby Stiner, Facebook
CTV
"When Terri and Rick were dating and his abuse escalated so much that it put her in the hospital. Growing up, I had no idea what an abusive relationship even was. Seeing that just kind of opened my eyes to horrible things that the people who claim to love you are capable of."
CTV
"I remember watching it with my sister and it was one of the most unsettling, terrifying things I had ever seen at that point."
—Molly Jane Sisson, Facebook
CTV
Adjusted for inflation, of course.
Paramount / Universal / 20th Century Fox
Figures via Box Office Mojo
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What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Push my cat, Henry, off of my head.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
[If] they've got good wine, a nice red. If not, I'll ask for a split of champagne. If not, gin and tonic.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Amazing."
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Primal animal zodiac signs. I'm a chameleon!
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Triini. The AMAZING (see?) PA who keeps the Last Ship set running like a dream.
What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My sweet lil' girl on the carousel at Disneyland.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
There was a big fight on set between our director and one of our crew members. I loved it. I appreciate when people have it out. And I did nothing to handle it. I just stood there and watched, totally fascinated. I don't know why, but I appreciate when people throw restraint to the wind.
What is your TV guilty pleasure?
The Bachelor/The Bachelorette! My husband tells me that he can see my brain cells rolling over and dying in my head when I'm watching, but I DON'T CARE and I'm so excited for JoJo's season!
What's the first CD you bought?
Mariah Carey's Music Box.
And what music are you currently listening to?
A whole lot of Prince.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Fried plantains.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Anchorman.
What toppings do you like on your pizza?
Fresh basil.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
When I get in my own way.
What was your first online screen name?
Mrs. Cohen. I was obsessed with Rent and I wanted to play the part in the ensemble that played Mark's mom. Not sure WHY I just didn't go for it and said I wanted to be Maureen.
What's the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?
Instagram to Twitter posts.
What's your favorite curse word?
"Darn!"
What's your favorite emoji?
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies! No, kittens! No, both.
New York or Los Angeles?
NEW YORK. I absolutely adore that city. I think the West Village is absolutely magic.
Twitter or Instagram?
BOTH.
Bacon or Nutella?
BOTH.
Britney or Christina?
Michael and Prince.
Coffee or tea?
Coffeeeeeee.
NSYNC or BSB?
NSYNC because JUSTIN.
2 a.m. or 2 p.m.?
Ten years ago, it would have been a.m. But now I guess waaaah waaaah 2 p.m.
Beyoncé or Rihanna?
I love them both but I am over here still trying to get in formation. Seeing her show in a couple of weeks and am damn excited about it.
Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Netflix and chill with Kimmy and Titus.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Huh?
And finally: Tell us a secret.
I need to go wash my car now. Not really a secret. Just a truth.
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
This week for BuzzFeed News, Kayleen Schaefer finds out life really does move fast. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.
Paying homage to a beloved movie by selling thousands of tickets for a weekend-long, city-wide recreation takes military precision and logistical expertise. But David Blanchard has never done anything like this before. Read it at BuzzFeed News.
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Nikole Hannah-Jones explains why, decades after Brown v. Board of Education, schools across the country are more segregated than ever — and what the individual choices of parents can do to change that. "True integration, true equality, requires a surrendering of advantage, and when it comes to our own children, that can feel almost unnatural." Read it at The New York Times Magazine.
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Joseph Bernstein meets Jay Leiderman, a medical marijuana and criminal defense lawyer who has made himself into the country’s leading defender of hackers. Can he save his clients from the worst law in technology — and themselves? Read it at BuzzFeed News.
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Chicago's Profiles Theatre has garnered critical acclaim for its "real," often violent and sexual productions. In an explosive investigation, Aimee Levitt and Christopher Piatt reveal that the abusive antics of its artistic director extend beyond the stage. "It was real because there was a psychopath on stage." Read it at Chicago Reader.
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So fluffy, so clumsy, so cute <3
