Don’t you dare say it’s “just a pedometer”.
No matter how stupid you may look.
Channel 4
Because that means every single bit of your hard work is lost.
NBC
Fox
Are you a fry fanatic?
Damn, time flies.
Remember when: Katy Perry dressed up as a sexy alien for this music video, and none of us thought anything of it?
Columbia
Remember when: You heard this song played so many times you had the lyrics memorized and would shout out the "ayeoh" at the top of your lungs?
Island
Remember when: Party Rock was in the house tonight?
Interscope
Remember when: Rihanna brought in Britney Spears for the official remix of this song, and we almost died from how iconic it was?
Def Jam
“Yes, may I please speak to pizza?”
NBC
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NBC
Just keep trying.
CAUTION: hot dad alert!
Aw shit, throw some bacon on it.
“Cetus lapetus!”
The truth is in the stars.
Time FLIES.
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Yeah, that’s definitely gonna hurt in the morning.
You OK Andrew?
The early aughts had a ton of weep-worthy tunes.
Most somber lyric: "If you miss a day without your friend / Your whole life's off track / You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house / You don't wanna have fun / It's all you think about."
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Most somber lyric: "Just when I think I've taken more than would a fool / I start fallin' back in love with you."
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Most somber lyric: "I've loved you forever / In lifetimes before / And I promise you never / Will you hurt anymore."
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Most somber lyric: "And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd / 'Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud / And I know that you'll use them however you want to."
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Good luck.
Lush addicts unite.
The ground looks so much like a cookie sometimes.
How similar are you to Litchfield’s most annoying inmate?
From boys…to men. (Sorry.)
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From left: Brian Littrell, Kevin Richardson, Nick Carter, Howie Dorough, and A.J. McLean
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Look into your sole.
“It was the joke of the day,” said Collingwood AFL club president Eddie McGuire this morning.
McGuire was talking live on Triple M from the AFL's "Big Freeze" event on Monday when he made the joke about holding Wilson under water. The fundraiser, which raised money for motor neurone disease, involved celebrities sliding into a pool of ice-cold water.
“I reckon we should start the campaign for a one-person slide next year,” McGuire said. “Caroline Wilson. And I’ll put in 10 grand straight away … make it 20.”
“And if she stays under, 50.”
McGuire then joked about charging “$10,000 for everyone to stand around the outside and bomb her”.
“I’ll actually jump in and make sure she doesn’t [come up from the water] – I’ll hold her under,” said ex-AFL coach and commentator, Danny Frawley.
The controversial remarks blew up social media yesterday after the segment was uploaded to Soundcloud.
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"I found out about them last Monday night, they were relayed to me by a friend at Channel 9," she said.
"It's such a pity that they needed to [use] that really vicious language."
"I don't accept that it was playful banter, I've gotta' say."
