Britney Spears Might Have Called Off Her Wedding To Her Creepy Boyfriend

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Thank goodness. That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

There are rumors floating around today that Britney Spears has called off her December wedding to Jason Trawick.

Some drunk asshole in the mezzanine went to Paul Rudd's Broadway show and threw up all over the people seated below him:

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“A drunk guy vomited over the railing onto about a dozen audience members seated in the orchestra, right in the middle of one of Rudd’s big monologues on Wednesday. There was mass chaos for several minutes, but the cast played right on through, ignoring the disruption. It was very apparent that alcohol was to blame.”

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Matthew McConaughey agrees with us about how he could use a hamburger or 10:

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Lady Gaga Does The Exact Opposite Of What Her Mother Told Her

November 16, 2012, 3:13 pm

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You know, to not play with your food.

Hi, there is cake all over you.

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Quiz: Are You A Good Texter?

November 16, 2012, 3:13 pm

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Sure, you send and receive text messages almost constantly. But are you even very good at it? Take our quiz and find out.

0-4: You are a Terrible Texter. This doesn't have to be so hard! I know we're working with limited space here, but you need to introduce full words and sentences into your texting lexicon. (Texticon?) Be more respectful, direct, and thoughtful with your texing. It will make your life better!

5-8: You are a Tepid Texter. You've got a handle on some of this, but other rules escape you. (Let me guess: you're gonna fight me on "nah," aren't you?) A lot of these things slide with close friends and family, but to have broader appeal and success in the World Of Texting (which, incidentally, is just the normal world), you could afford to study up on a few of the above tips.

9-11: You are a Terrific Texter, and also a charming, intelligent, socially graceful human being. You're not perfect, but who is? (Those of you who scored 11: you are actually perfect.) Keep up the good work, keep your little fingers rested, and keep sharing your wisdom with the masses.

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21 Remarkable Photographs Of Formula 1's Return To The United States

November 16, 2012, 3:28 pm

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The United States Grand Prix finally returns after a five-year hiatus. In other news, Formula 1 cars are gorgeous.

The United States Grand Prix starts at 1:30 PM ET Sunday at the brand new, 3.427-mile Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas.

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9 Rancid Things You Can Get At Trump's Vegas Hotel Steakhouse

November 16, 2012, 3:34 pm

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Health inspectors reportedly found 51 violations at DJT , briefly shutting down the restaurant. Duck is best served after five months of storage, right?

Expired black bean chili

Undercooked halibut and salmon

Old yogurt

Duck dated back to June

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Tokyo Travelers Have The Worst Commute In The World

November 16, 2012, 3:43 pm

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A new photo series captures Japanese commuters in the most hauntingly uncomfortable positions.

Riding the subway sucks. Just ask commuters in Tokyo, who experience one of the most daunting — and suffocating — commutes in the world.

Haunted by the intensity of this dense, booming city, German photographer Michael Wolf took to the "subsurface insanity" of Tokyo's notoriously crowded subway system to capture these insanely uncomfortable images of commuters in various stages of morning agony. In his latest book, Wolf releases never before seen photos from his "Tokyo Compression" series. Check out the full collection.

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Fastest Way To Get Through A Border Patrol Checkpoint

November 16, 2012, 3:58 pm

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This. Is. Genius.

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Now You Can Turn Your Favorite Books Into Clothes

November 16, 2012, 4:13 pm

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A company raising money on Kickstarter prints entire novels (legibly!) on T-shirts (with neat designs!). So you can cleverly wear your nerdiness on your sleeve.

The company, called Litograph, screen-prints shirts with the text of classic books.

According to their Kickstarter page, they're "working with a company called Sharprint to push the limits of screen-printed t-shirts."

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So far they've done "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," "On the Origin of Species," "The Great Gatsby," and "Moby Dick."

They're asking backers to vote on the next book. Options include The Odyssey, Pride and Prejudice, and The Kama Sutra. (So really, the answer should be obvious.)

Source: kickstarter.com

Litograph also makes full-text posters, like this one of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland":

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And "Moby Dick":

Imagine showing up to a college lit class with a 30x35" poster tucked under your arm in lieu of a book. DO IT, I DARE YOU.

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60 Thanksgiving Side Dishes To Make Absolutely Everyone Happy

November 16, 2012, 4:28 pm

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Thanksgiving is a wonderful meal where every single person wants to eat something totally different. Here are all the recipes you'll ever need to pull it off.

Cranberry Sauce

Get the recipe at Joy The Baker.

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Sage & Sausage Stuffing

Get the recipe at Serious Eats.

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What If All Of Breckin Meyer's Best Roles Were The Same Role?!

November 16, 2012, 4:43 pm

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Fan theory: The stoner dude from Clueless is actually the same guy from Can't Hardly Wait .

This is Breckin Meyer in "Clueless"

He was a stoner skateboard dude who at the end of the movie decides to give up smoking pot and clean his life up.

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This is Donald Faison in "Clueless"

He plays a big idiot that dates Dionne and gets yelled at all the time. Also, he has braces.

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By the end of the movie they were totally hanging out

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But here's the two of them playing in a band called Loveburger in "Can't Hardly Wait"

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Look At This Sloth Cake With A Rainbow Center

November 16, 2012, 4:58 pm

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It's safe to say that baked goods have reached their pinnacle.

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The Best Of Hostess Commercials, 1970-2012

November 16, 2012, 5:13 pm

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R.I.P. Hostess. Your legacy will live on.

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The Size Of Texas Compared To The Size Of Europe

November 16, 2012, 5:28 pm

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Spoiler alert: Texas is pretty big.

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Paraglider Slams Into Soccer Player

November 16, 2012, 5:43 pm

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That probably wasn't his GOOOOOAAL.

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14 Cartoons From The '90s That Time Forgot

November 16, 2012, 5:58 pm

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Just in case you were too preoccupied watching “Rugrats” or “Doug,” here are some '90s cartoons that fell under the radar.

"Cro"

Based on this series, if it was that easy to defrost a frozen woolly mammoth, then what were all those scientists on that "Raising the Mammoth" documentary doing wrong?

"Hammerman"

Regardless of popular belief, "Hammerman" was not at all a factor in MC Hammer's filing for bankruptcy in spite of all the unsold merchandise from said cartoon series.

"Creepy Crawlers"

You really have to give the creative geniuses behind the "Creepy Crawlers" cartoon series credit for crafting a plot based on a plastic oven that gives one absolutely nothing to work with.

"Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa"

While this cartoon was guilty of copying the "Teenage Mutant Turtles" formula, the characters' mutation origin is 100% original. An irradiated "cow-met" from the depths of space made landfall in the American West, "cow-metizing" the populace. Even on your best day you'd never come up with something that clever!

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Chris Christie Gets Asked About Twinkies

November 16, 2012, 6:13 pm

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Explains, “I’m on Saturday Night Live enough…”

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Disney's Creepy Runway Show

November 16, 2012, 6:28 pm

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The company's famed characters are turned into anorexic models in an animated video for Barneys' ongoing holiday campaign.

Minnie Mouse

Daisy Duck

Snow White

Cruella de Vil

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6 Athletes Who Will Steal Your Lunch Money And Then Invite You To Play Dungeons & Dragons

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Who says professional jocks can't be geeks?

'90s movies would have you believe that jocks and geeks exist on mutually exclusive planes. But what happens when an athlete not only plays World of Warcraft, but talks about it proudly in interviews? Here are six star athletes whose surprisingly geeky hobbies make them seem a little more human and less demigod-ish. They're not dorky in the way sorority girls say "I'm suuuuch a dork." They're actual mega-dorks.

Cody Rhodes

Yes, that’s the Zelda Tri-force logo inscribed on WWE wrestler Cody Rhodes’ boots. He’s also happy to explain to you why he has unfinished business with Shadow Link.

"Some kids like books, some kids like movies, but for me, every year I still go back and play ‘Legend of Zelda,’” he said to ESPN. "I don't know if it's Link or if it's Zelda with the pointy little ears. I remember thinking as a kid that she was pretty hot."