UnderWHERE could it be?
Can You Pick The Most Expensive Underwear?
Can You Pick The Oldest Sex Toy?
A granny’s got to do what a granny’s got to do.
17 Grammar Jokes That Will Make You Slow Clap
Don’t find these funny? ::: pats shoulder ::: Their, there, they’re.
This cautionary comma tale.
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This thoughtful question.
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This great joke at your friend's expense.
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7 Healthy Eating Tricks To Try This Week
Get out of your rut and make healthy eating fun again.
Bored of the same old zucchini noodle recipes? Try something different, like this shrimp scampi.
Shrimp is delicious and full of protein, but the best thing about it is how quickly it cooks. This will be your new go-to healthy weeknight dinner, guaranteed. Recipe here.
Shake up your smoothie game with these quick, easy combinations.
Smoothies are healthy, portable, and perfect for summer. Get more healthy eating tips here.
Make your own healthy snacks. These are so easy to throw together, you really have no excuse not to.
Healthy doesn't have to be complicated. Here are 21 3-Ingredient Healthy Snacks that literally anyone can make.
Turn leftover grains and vegetables into breakfast with a fried egg.
Heat leftover cooked grains and veggies — I used quinoa, corn, and broccoli, but pretty much anything will work — in a skillet with a little oil over medium heat. Once everything is hot, transfer it to a plate and wipe out the skillet. Heat a little more oil, then crack an egg in and cook over medium heat until it's crispy around the edges and the white is set, but the yolk is still runny.
27 Products That Will Trick People Into Thinking You're A Superhero
Never give up on your dreams.
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This wall-mounted light with special effect decals.
Supercharge your night vision.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $30.
This shirt that answers a lot of questions you might get.
Tell them you won't cape-r to their demands.
Get it from Clever Fox Apparel on Etsy for $17.
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Do You Look More Dominant Or Recessive?
We promise you won’t need to remember high school science class to find out.
The BuzzFeed Animals Newsletter Will Turn Your Frown Upside Down
Because who can resist adorable animals?
Have you been feeling down lately?
Well get ready to turn that frown into a smile, friend! All you need is the BuzzFeed Animals newsletter!
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The BuzzFeed Animals newsletter brings you the absolute cutest animals three times a week so you'll always have something to feel good about.
From news stories about doggy maternity photoshoots to lists of adorable interspecies friends, the newsletter has it all.
24 Unforgettable Things Every '00s Girl Did In The Summer
Hello, Mizz Summer Special.
Headed to your local Londis to buy the Mizz Summer Special.
It was full of BFF quizzes, tips for customizing last season's Kookai flares, and very juicy advice pages.
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19 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Say "Me As A Lawyer"
What Do You Call People From Your State?
I Bet You Can't Get Through This "Would You Rather" Quiz
23 Adorable Products Tea Lovers Could Use In Their Lives
19 Olympics Facts That Will Make You Say "Huh, Weird"
Those gold medals are like, barely gold.
Gold medals are not made of pure gold.
They're actually silver with a gold plating. The last time the gold medals were made of pure gold was 1912.
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The first black athlete to win the marathon event did it barefoot.
Ethiopian runner Abebe Bikila was the first black athlete to win gold in the marathon, when he outran everyone in the 1960 Olympics...with no shoes on.
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The first modern Olympics in 1896 didn't even have gold medals.
The top spot got a silver medal and an olive branch, in reference to the original Greek games. Second place got a bronze medal, and third place got absolutely nothing.
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The 1900 Olympics were notoriously disorganized and not well attended.
Some national teams were actually comprised of athletes from multiple different countries.
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What's The Best Product You've Ever Purchased For Your Cat?
‘Cause they deserve it.
CATS: the eternal weirdos. We love 'em, right?
We want them to have the best lives possible.
And what better way to spend those nine lives than with a personal hammock?
So we buy them things.
Like this window-mounted "sunny seat."
Lots of things.
Every cat needs a fuzzy hamburger bed.
The Hardest Game Of "Which Breakfast Food Must Go" You'll Ever Play
I Can't Stop Watching This Video Of The US Olympic Men's Basketball Team Singing Along To Vanessa Carlton
Does Carmelo Anthony hate piano ballads or something?
The US Men's Basketball team has been gearing up for the Rio Olympics.
And following a pre-Olympics match-up against Venezuela, some teammates decided to jam the fuck out to Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles."
Kyrie Irving and Jimmy Butler are just like us. Except they're Olympian multi-millionaires.
But now I'm going to need you to watch THIS video on loop because it might be the funniest thing you see all day. Not only do we get a glimpse of what the team is like during karaoke, we also get to see Kevin Durant wrapped up in a blanket and Carmelo Anthony wondering what the hell he is doing with his life. STICK WITH IT UNTIL THE END:
Nice air piano, DeMar DeRozan.
Carmelo, are you not digging Vanessa?
I can read his mind now, "WTF."
23 5-Ingredient Summer Dinners To Make On A Weeknight
Why make things complicated when they can be oh-so-simple?
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White Pizza With Pecorino, Scallions, and Egg
Start with your favorite store-bought pizza dough, then pile on the cheese, eggs, and scallions. Pour a healthy glass of rosé to go with, and you've got yourself an easy but decadent summer meal. Recipe here.
4-Ingredient Whole Wheat Green Tomato Galette
This simple pie crust (whole wheat flour and butter) is the perfect base for green tomatoes and lots of cheese. Recipe here.
Sardines with Grilled Bread And Tomato
When it comes to simple dinners, it's best to start with quality ingredients. Get a nice, crusty loaf of bread from your favorite bakery, and definitely spring for the heirloom tomato. Recipe here.
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Chrissy Teigen Just Burned The Miss Teen USA Pageant So Hard
I Tried To Cure My Resting Niceface With Makeup
Does this dark lipstick make me intimidating?
I suffer from "resting niceface."
Resting niceface is a condition where your relaxed, resting face looks extra friendly and approachable. Even if you’re tired or unhappy, your face says, “Hello! Please talk to me!” It’s the opposite of “resting bitchface,” where your resting face seems angry, even when you’re not. I’m not a huge fan of the term “bitchface,” for obvious reasons. It feeds into the idea that women should appear happy and pleasant at all times even though they're not robots. Plus, men can have a resting mean face too. (Granted, “resting meanface” doesn’t sound as cool and edgy.)
I would gladly trade my resting niceface for a resting bitchface. I would do a face transplant with a Halloween jack-o-lantern if I could find a willing surgeon. Because the secret is: I’m not THAT nice. I don’t want to chat with strangers. Ideally, I’d live in a cave and never talk to anyone. When I’m walking down the street in a crowd of people, clipboarders and people selling things always single me out. Sometimes people yell “bitch!” after me if I scurry away because I couldn’t live up to the niceness my face promised.
I needed a way to look less like a cherubic baby and more like an intimidating modern woman. I decided bold, edgy makeup was the answer. As black lipstick becomes less goth and more mainstream, I decided to try out some darker makeup to see if I could look less goody-goody and more burn-a-hole-in-your-soul-with-lasers-I-shoot-from-my-eyes.
Disclaimer: I am obviously not a professional makeup artist. I'm just a regular person who tries to wear makeup.
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