And it only took FOREVER.
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Then he had not one but TWO unannounced live streams on his website, the second one turning out to be a 45-minute visual album titled Endless, during which he builds...something?
Spoiler: He’s really, really, fast.
In the 2016 Olympic 100-meter final on Sunday, his reaction time was 0.155, making it the second slowest in a field of eight.
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At his world-record-setting race in Berlin in 2009, Bolt covered the 60- to 80- meter distance in 1.61 seconds and reached a speed of 27.79 mph.
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The 200 has always been Bolt's go-to race — which he also holds the world record in, with a time of 19.19 seconds. In fact, when he won the 100 in Beijing, he had been training for the event for less than a year.
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“I’m an adult. I don’t have to think or do anything.”
Adding things to your Amazon basket and staring at the one-click checkout doesn't count, right?
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At least half of them were about Robb Stark.
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1. We open on the Lannister men slaughtering the Stark’s people. I’M NOT READY.
2. They came so close to getting away.
3. “Watching is not seeing, dead girl.” Syrio’s lessons do tie in nicely with Jaqen’s later. SYRIO IS JAQEN CONFIRMED.
4. Watching Syrio protect Arya with a wooden sword is destroying me. Again.
5. WE DIDN’T SEE HIM DIE THOUGH. HE SAID "NOT TODAY".
6. I love the Hound but his obsession with Sansa, who is still A CHILD at this point, is creepy.
7. Ooft Arya’s first kill of many.
8. Did Varys sneak into Ned’s cell just to tell him what an idiot he’s been? Yes. Yes he did.
9. “The madness of mercy.” That sums up Ned’s character pretty well.
10. Varys is telling Ned it’s his fault that Robert is dead. Way to kick a guy when he’s down, mate.
11. I really need to know more about Varys’ back story and how he ended up where he did before this show is done.
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12. “I hope you’re not thinking of doing anything stupid.” – Everyone to Jon Snow, always, right before he does something stupid.
13. I’m not complaining. I love my honourable, stupid Stark bbs.
14. Oh my heart, Jon’s so worried about his sisters in King’s Landing.
15. Poor Sansa. She’s in a terrible position.
16. She just wants to see her dad and Cersei is giving her crap about it. IT’S NOT FAIR.
17. Yo, how did a raven reach the Wall before one reached Winterfell?!
18. Robb is calling the banners. Even though I know this ends badly I’m still weirdly excited?
19. My hands are shaking as much as Robb’s.
20. Lysa Arryn really is the worst.
21. I miss Bronn and Tyrion as a team. I hope they reunite in Season 7.
22. “BUT I HAVE GOLD!” – Tyrion’s answer to any problem.
23. I guess it’s less violent than Dany’s solution: burn everything.
24. Lol @ Tyrion just casually promising the Vale to the hill tribes.
25. What happened to those guys?
Kimia Alizadeh Zenoorin just made history.
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“I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.”
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So much to do, so much to see, so much wrong with taking the backstreets.
This song made being a dirtbag something to aspire to.
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The movie was an 8/10 while this song remains an 800/10.
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Sure, it may just make you think of Shrek, but you still know all the words.
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You mightn't be able to hit the notes, but you've got the lyrics down pat.
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Summer tastes berry sweet.
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Speechless.
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“We all know who the tougher sister is.”
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They’re so fucking cute I honestly might cry.
Down N' Out burgers CBD pop-up store will have the burgers in ~limited supply~ from Tuesday, August 23 until Sunday, September 3.
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Basically, someone sat down and decided what they thought Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and your boy Charmander would taste like. What a job.
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Honestly though, look at that tiny broccoli hat. Someone send help.
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"We've tried many different ways of getting them to look amazing," Ben told BuzzFeed. "At one stage we were experimenting with a hot-iron brand and then we tried printing the faces onto rice paper."
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Usain Bolt of Jamaica competes in the men's 100-meter semifinal on day nine of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.
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Simone Biles of the United States is congratulated by team coordinator Marta Karolyi after winning the gold medal in the women's vault.
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Boats of the men's 470 class sail back to shore after competing on day nine of the Olympics.
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The Bahamas' Shaunae Miller dives across the finish line to win the women's 400-meter final.
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Gemma Beadsworth of Australia is dunked during the women's water polo qualification match between Australia and Brazil.
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Nikki Hamblin (left) of New Zealand stops during the race to help fellow competitor Abbey D'Agostino of the US after D'Agostino suffered an injury.
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Latvia's Anastasija Grigorjeva (left) and Japan's Risako Kawai compete during the women's wrestling freestyle 63-kilogram competition.
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United States silver medal winner Nia Ali poses with her 15-month-old son Titus after the women's 100-meter hurdles final.
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A woman holds her baby brother in the hallway outside their apartment in the Mangueira favela community in Rio de Janeiro. Much of the community sits about a kilometer away from Maracanã Stadium, the site of the opening and closing ceremonies for the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. Around 1.4 million residents, or approximately 22% of Rio's population, reside in favelas, which often lack proper sanitation, health care, education, and security due to gang and police violence. Hundreds of residents who live in the surrounding structures must collect water from hoses, as there is no running water in the buildings.
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A still image taken from a video posted on social media shows a bloodied boy sitting in an ambulance after an airstrike in Aleppo, Syria.
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A Ukrainian serviceman at his position on the front line near Donetsk, Ukraine.
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Danielle Blount of Walker, Louisiana, kisses her 3-month-old baby as they wait to be evacuated by members of the Louisiana Army National Guard after heavy rains inundated the region.
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A casket is seen floating in floodwaters in Ascension Parish, Louisiana, after heavy rains.
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Flames whipped by strong winds burn though a hillside during the Blue Cut Fire in San Bernardino County, California.
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An injured kitten with heat-singed whiskers is tended to by Fire Chief Aldo Gonzales during the Clayton Fire at Lower Lake in California.
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Children try to push an injured and weak dolphin back into the water after it washed ashore during bad weather and high tides in Central Java, Indonesia.
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Celebrants apply makeup before the Raksha Bandhan festival celebrations in a red-light area of Mumbai.
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Muslims attend a mass prayer for Imam Maulama Akonjee and his assistant, Thara Uddin, who died in a fatal shooting outside of the Al-Furqan Jame Masjid in the Queens, New York. Hundreds gathered near the mosque to demand justice for the murders.
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A Palestinian teen participates in a traditional performance during the closing ceremony of UNRWA's (United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees in the Near East) summer camp, organized for the kids and teens living under the Israeli blockade in Khan Yunis, Gaza.
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People pose for selfies with a naked statue of US Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump which was left in Union Square Park in New York City.
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Festivalgoers enjoy a color party at the 24th Sziget Festival in Budapest. The festival is one of the biggest cultural events of Europe, offering art exhibitions, theatrical and circus performances, and music concerts over eight days.
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People cool off at an overcrowded swimming pool in Sichuan Province, China.
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It’s 50/50, easy right?
Suicide squawk.
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Same, but WHEN THEY DO IT, IT'S SCARY.
Sometimes imagination is a flaw.
This is a great way to paint the inside of your microwave if you find white to be boring.
Do this to your boyfriend's music collection when he loves it more than he loves you.
"Hey, Mike, what you up to today?" "Not much, might microwave some spray paint later."
How many watermelons do we need to sacrifice before people stop doing this one?
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We’re all fools for Mules.
Get the recipe here.
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Seriously, can I just have your whole closet?
“Well, good luck with that.”
Dump. That. Mother. Fucker. Already.
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The update is so good though.
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