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This Penguin Has Become A High-Ranking Officer Of The Norwegian Army

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His name is Sir Nils Olav, and he has just been made brigadier general.

Sir Nils Olav, a Norwegian penguin and a resident of the Edinburgh Zoo, in Scotland, is not an ordinary penguin.

Sir Nils Olav, a Norwegian penguin and a resident of the Edinburgh Zoo, in Scotland, is not an ordinary penguin.

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Sir Nils Olav is a loyal penguin to his homeland, endowed with a sense of service.

Sir Nils Olav is a loyal penguin to his homeland, endowed with a sense of service.

The penguin is named after Major Nils Egelien, and King Olav, who took part in his adoption in 1972.

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This Monday, the Edinburgh Zoo announced that Sir Nils Olav was appointed brigadier general in the army of his home country.

This Monday, the Edinburgh Zoo announced that Sir Nils Olav was appointed brigadier general in the army of his home country.

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Sir Nils Olav has worked hard to make this rank. His military career began in 1982 as a corporal. Then he had several promotions.

Sir Nils Olav has worked hard to make this rank. His military career began in 1982 as a corporal. Then he had several promotions.

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This "Stranger Things" Actor Wants To Take Photos With His Fans And It's So Cute

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Warning: This may make your heart explode.

By now we've all agreed Gaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things is so damn adorable and we all basically want to adopt him.

By now we've all agreed Gaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things is so damn adorable and we all basically want to adopt him.

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If you continue to scroll down your heart might explode from happiness, so please don't say we didn't warn you.

OK, you're here. The thing is, Gaten has decided for every fan that stops him and asks for a photo, he'll also ask for a photo of them, to show how much his fans mean to him.

"I'm starting a new thing. Every fan that stops me and asks me to take a picture with them, I will ask them to take a picture with me because they mean as much to me as I mean to them. This guy was awesome, I couldn't resist having him be in the start of my new trend," he wrote.

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I mean, as if this doesn't make your heart swell from complete and utter happiness?!

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37 Songs Literally Everyone Knows The Lyrics To

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So much to do, so much to see, so what’s wrong with taking the backstreets?

"Teenage Dirtbag" – Wheatus

"Teenage Dirtbag" – Wheatus

This song made being a dirtbag something to aspire to.

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"What Dreams Are Made Of" – Lizzie McGuire

"What Dreams Are Made Of" – Lizzie McGuire

The movie was an 8/10 while this song remains an 800/10.

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"All Star" – Smash Mouth

"All Star" – Smash Mouth

Sure, it may just make you think of Shrek, but you still know all the words.

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"I Will Always Love You" – Whitney Houston

"I Will Always Love You" – Whitney Houston

You mightn't be able to hit the notes, but you've got the lyrics down pat.

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Someone Made A Map Of Every Rude Place Name In Australia

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“Let’s meet at the Big Knob Waterhole this arvo?”

There's absolutely no denying that Australians love to swear. So it kind of makes sense that the country would be littered with places that are a little ~unsavoury~, right?

There's absolutely no denying that Australians love to swear. So it kind of makes sense that the country would be littered with places that are a little ~unsavoury~, right?

Right.

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Lucky for everyone who's a fan of weird shit, there's now a map that documents every naughty location Australia has. Son Of A Bitch Spur is just one example. It's right next to Mount Hump.

Lucky for everyone who's a fan of weird shit, there's now a map that documents every naughty location Australia has. Son Of A Bitch Spur is just one example. It's right next to Mount Hump.

A quick commute from Licking Creek.

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Because who knew that Bullshit Hill was right by Burnt Pussy Mine, just a few kilometres down from Dick Hill?

Because who knew that Bullshit Hill was right by Burnt Pussy Mine, just a few kilometres down from Dick Hill?

Probably not you.

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Some of the location names on the map are a little more subtle than others, but all are low-key hilarious and very, very real.

Some of the location names on the map are a little more subtle than others, but all are low-key hilarious and very, very real.

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81 Frank Ocean "Blond" Lyrics That Make Perfect Instagram Captions

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You waited four years so you better make the most of it.

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1) Inhale, in hell there’s heaven. - “Solo”
2) I wish I could sleep without being dead but sleep forever at the same time. - “Futura Free”
3) Keep alive, stay alive. - “Skyline To”
4) No you can’t make everybody equal, although you got beaucoup family you don’t even got nobody being honest with you. - “Nights”
5) Been living in an idea, an idea from another man’s mind. - “Seigfried”
6) But we’re so okay here, we’re doing fine. - “White Ferrari”
7) Dreaming a thought that could dream about a thought, that could think of the dreamer that thought, that could think of dreaming and getting a glimmer of God. - “Seigfried”
8) This is life, life immortality. – “Pink + White”
9) Why am I preaching to this choir, to this atheist? - “Close to You”
10) I’d rather live outside. I’d rather chip my pride than lose my mind out here. - “Seigfried”
11) Every night fucks every day up, every day patches the night up. - “Nights”
12) It’s hell on Earth and the city’s on fire. - “Solo”

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13) I ain’t a kid no more, we’ll never be those kids again. - “Ivy”
14) You look down on where you came from sometimes, but you’ll have this place to call home, always. - “Godspeed”
15) That’s a pretty fucking fast year flew by. - “Skyline To”
16) Meant it sincere back then, we had time to kill back then. - “Ivy”
17) Wish I was there, wish we had grown up on the same advice. - “Self Control”
18) My waves wouldn’t dip back then, everything sucked back then, we were friends. - “Ivy”
19) Summer’s not as long as it used to be, everyday counts like crazy. - “Skyline To”
20) Arm around my shoulder so I could tell, how much I meant to you… meant it sincere back then. - “Ivy”


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People Are Pissed With This Dad Who Let His Daughter Bite The "Warm Quivering Heart" Of A Deer

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A New Zealand hunter has come under fire after submitting photos to a hunting community of his eight-year-old daughter eating the heart of her first kill.

In the submission, Johny says he is a proud dad and that his daughter successfully shot and killed a young stag using his shoulder as a leaning rest last weekend.

"Check out my little pink ninja princess Chloe (8) with her first deer a young stag. Shot in a bush block on a friends [sic] farm last weekend," Johny wrote.

He said Chloe "took a bite from its warm quivering heart", and has a photo to prove it.

The submission to the New Zealand Woman Hunters page has since picked up almost 20,000 shares as the comment section fills with people criticising Johny's parenting and saying that biting the heart was "sadistic" and psychopathic.

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But many have come to Johny's defence, saying that biting the heart of your first kill is an old hunting ritual.

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Johny told BuzzFeed News via email that he was surprised by the response as he had submitted the images to a hunting page where other woman submit their own game.

"Chloe and I love our adventures together," he said.

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"Chloe has been coming hunting with me since she was eight months old on a front pack. This was her first deer. She has shot a goat, and been target shooting."

Johny said that the negative response didn't bother him.

"I'd quote the saying 'lions do not care of the opinions of sheep'. She wanted to do it when she saw a picture of her uncle biting the heart of his first deer."

"We're not too serious about it, it's something some hunters do with the first kill. I wouldn't say [it is] ritualistic, but she is a hunter now."



17 Hilarious Tumblr Posts About "Chopped" That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud

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[Five seconds left] PUT IT ON THE PLATE!

Thank you, chef.

Mmm, AAA batteries. Yum.

"I'll use that as a garnish." —you

How is that even possible???


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16 Reasons Why Plus-Size Women In Sheer Clothing Is Not A Good Look

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“They shouldn’t draw attention to themselves,” said the worst human alive.

"They should just cover themselves up — even in the summer."

"They should just cover themselves up — even in the summer."

Sounds v practical!

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"No one wants to see a plus-size woman's body."

"No one wants to see a plus-size woman's body."

Um, we plebs are lucky to see Ashley Graham's bod on the daily, thank you very much.

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"They probably don't even make sheer clothing in their size."

"They probably don't even make sheer clothing in their size."

Oh, how deeply wrong you are.

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"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves."

"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves."

We all have the right to do whatever the fuck we want.

@jibrionline / Via instagram.com


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BuzzFeed's "Another Round" Podcast Has A Newsletter And You Should Sign Up

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Get hilarious insights and awesome recommendations from hosts Tracy and Heben every week.

BuzzFeed's Another Round was named one of the top podcasts of 2015, and now its signature brand of shrewd hilarity is headed right to your inbox.

BuzzFeed's Another Round was named one of the top podcasts of 2015, and now its signature brand of shrewd hilarity is headed right to your inbox.

In case you're not in the know, Another Round is BuzzFeed's boozy and culture-savvy podcast covering everything from Black Lives Matter to the unique pleasures of mangoes, with guests ranging from Hillary Clinton to Uzo Aduba.

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Every week, hosts Tracy and Heben will send you some of their favorite articles, videos you can't miss, and more.

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Are You An Accomplished Woman?

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According to Pride and Prejudice, anyway.

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