We see you when you’re sleeping.
Can We Guess Which Side Of The Bed You Sleep On?
22 "Cutthroat Kitchen" Tumblr Posts That'll Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing
Congratulations. You sabotaged yourself.
Great observation, chef.
"I gotchu." — Alton, probably.
Congrats.
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Gotta play it safe.
How Fucking Metal Are You?
Are you very fucking metal or not very fucking metal at all?
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24 Pictures That Will Make You Smile Way More Than They Should
It’s like magic.
Gentle kisses:
Superhero dad:
The best classmate:
These Cookie Decorating Videos Are So Mesmerizing It's Insane
Is this really cookie decorating or magic?
Amber Spiegel, otherwise known as SweetAmbs, is a cookie decorator whose videos are so stinkin' MESMERIZING.
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She can — and has — made about every design under the sun, including this enchanting unicorn. And the video will soothe your soul:
Let out a calming sigh as you watch these delightful mini doughnuts being perfected:
These sunflowers look good enough to be in a bouquet, and watching them as they're created will calm you the hell down:
These Friends Tried To Do Each Other's Makeup While Drunk And Gave Us Friendship Goals
Real friends do each other’s makeup.
We got a few friends drunk and made them do each other's makeup to test whether their friendship was strong enough even after a couple shots of tequila:
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It seemed like after a few shots they were getting closer...
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...and no matter what, there was trust involved, so it was going to be a great bonding experience.
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But let me tell you folks, the struggle was real.
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This Mom Dresses Her Baby Up In The Most Amazing Costumes While She Naps
I just grew ovaries and they just exploded.
Meet photographer Laura Izumikawa and her 4-month-old daughter, Joey Marie.
The new mom told BuzzFeed she couldn't help but stare at the little cutie pie while she slept — and that's when she had an idea. "Joey slept so deeply so I thought it'd be fun adding little props around her just to send some hilarious pictures to our parents and friends," she said.
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The first real costume she dressed Joey in saw the baby transform into the singer Sia, complete with the trademark blonde bob covering her face.
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22 Eternal Struggles Anyone Who Takes Public Transport Can Relate To
If you sit next to me when there are heaps of empty seats, I can’t be responsible for what happens next.
Trains and buses that consider timetables a loose suggestion are the WORST.
Oh, so you have an important meeting to get to? DELAYS.
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Except, of course, when *you're* running late to the bus. Then they come on time.
“MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.” – Bus driver, probably.
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Seeing the bus/train pulling up and having to make a run for it.
Sprinting in high heels, with your bag jangling about, sacrificing all remaining dignity.
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When your travel card doesn’t work and you hold up the rest of the line trying to tap again.
DON’T LOOK AT ME I’M TRYING MY BEST.
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Can You Guess If These Bags Or Bag Charms Are More Expensive?
Charm your way through this quiz.
18 Fucking Creepy Pictures That’ll Make You Believe In Ghosts
*The X-Files music plays*
The lawn lurker:
"My mom took this picture of our house around Christmas. When she saw the figure, she didn’t show it to me until years later because she thought I'd be too scared."
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The asylum apparition:
"I took this during a tour of Waverly Hills Sanatorium in Kentucky. There was no one in the window when I took this picture. The tour guide said it's the most amazing picture she’s seen taken there, ever."
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The monitor monster:
"Found this on the baby monitor for my daughter’s room a while ago. Nope."
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Which "Friends" Character Should You Date?
Maybe you’ll be more than just Friends.
21 Boozy Memes That Were Literally Written About You
I’m definitely a “wine glass half full” kind of person.
This commitment to health:
The only things I drink are water, coffee, and alcohol.
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This ~CONFLICT~:
Not in the mood for people, but really not in the mood for sobriety.
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This awesome acceptance:
"I like you, just the way you are." —Wine
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This lunacy:
If you mix a red and a white together I probably won't even notice, TBH.
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What The Fuck Is This Thing A Woman Pulled Out Of Her Sister's Belly Button
Sorry. Oh my god I’m so sorry.
Look, things are about to get really gross. If you want, you can just look at this puppy tummy and turn back.
No? Still here? Excellent.
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Jamie Davis of Moore, Oklahoma, noticed something odd in her sister's belly button. Something that appeared to have hair.
That's when they got the tweezers. "She resisted, but I got in there realizing that it was much more than hair," Davis wrote on YouTube.
It did not want to come out at first. "It hurt really bad actually," Davis told BuzzFeed News. Her sister felt like her belly button "was being turned inside out."
Which "Family Guy" Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
39 Affordable Things On Amazon You Will Actually Want
You don’t have to spend a fortune to find an awesome item.
We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page.
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This waterproof speaker that you can use in the shower.
"I plan on using it to stream iHeartRadio from my phone on my next car trip when I get to that special place in Kansas where there's only AM stations and gospel music." —Crystal Wynne, Facebook
Price: $25
This unicorn wine-bottle holder that will help you achieve peak grape-ness.
"It lies on its back and holds the wine so that it looks like it is drinking it." —Brittany Lynn
Price: $17
14 Very Gooey Reasons Why Cheese Is The Best Food Ever
Recipes too cheesy not to eat
Loaded Bacon Cheddar Crisps
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Garlic Balsamic Caprese Chicken
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One Skillet Cheesy Sausage Gnocci
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Garlic Cheese Bread Recipe
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Here Are All The Hilarious Things Celebs Looked Like At The 2016 VMAs
Another year of interesting clothing choices.
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37 Crucial Back-To-School Things Every '00s Teenage Girl Had To Have
Back when all you wanted was an LG flip phone and some new Victoria’s Secret thongs.
Spending your last days of summer rearranging your Myspace Top 8.
You always left a spot for your bestie and your favorite band.
Twitter Got Its Whole Life From Beyoncé's VMAs Performance
*Narrator voice* and no one ever saw their edges again.
Our queen goddess Bey performed, like, half of Lemonade at the VMAs tonight, straight-up scalping everyone in the audience and at home.
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Which Ugly Disney Screenshot Do You Need To See Today?
Pausing Disney films could give you nightmares.