On a scale of soya latte to craft beer, how hipster are you really though?
But How Hipster Are You Really?
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An Artist Painted A Bunch Of Famous Celeb Men Going Down On Women And It's Hot AF
Not that we have to tell you, but NSFW.
Meet Brooklyn artist Alexandra Rubinstein.
Alexandra Rubinstein
She's the woman behind A Dream Come True (Celebrity Cunnilingus), a series of verrrrry NSFW paintings featuring a bunch of celebrity men going down on women.
Alexandra Rubinstein
The series, "was a response to the lack of heterosexual female perspective in representation of sexuality in mainstream media and pornography, which reflect as well as shape the way we interact in real life. I wanted to explore fantasy from women’s point of view," Rubinstein told BuzzFeed.
OH GOD.
Alexandra Rubinstein
There's a titantic portrait of Leo.
Alexandra Rubinstein
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This Legal Analysis Of "The Little Mermaid" Is Kind Of Amazing
“The world could actually use more underwater courtroom dramas.”
Remember in The Little Mermaid when Ariel signs Ursula's contract, trading her voice for legs so she can pursue her ~one true love~ she's met literally once?
Seems like a poor life choice, but ANYWAY.
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Shon Faye, the London-based comic and writer who wrote the analysis, told BuzzFeed News she went to law school and is fully qualified to practice commercial law.
"Ariel was always my favorite Disney princess. I always strongly identified with her, probably because we're both trans women," Faye said. "I mean, I'm just transgender, whereas I guess Ariel is trans-species, but you know, getting here wasn't an easy ride for either of us!"
Faye said she recently decided to break down the legal inconsistencies when she was rewatching the movie and noticed Ursula says the contract is "legal, binding, and completely unbreakable."
"I was like, 'Not sure that's true, babe,'" she said.
Shon Faye
Faye spent about 45 minutes writing out the argument, and DANG it is in depth.
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19 Celebrity Instagrams You Missed This Week
Sofia Vergara + an inflatable dolphin = love.
Sylvester Stallone and Demi Lovato boxed.
Katy Perry threw a birthday party with a1950s sock hop theme.
Kate Hudson shared this cute photo of her mom.
Sofia Vergara hugged an inflatable dolphin.
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21 Gifts For People Who Just Really Fucking Love Puns
Putting the pun in Rapunzel.
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This incredible sticker, for when you love Flanye as much as Flanye loves Flanye.
Buy Flanye from SwagCabin on Etsy for $3.
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A tote bag that's just as cheesy as you are.
Nab it from ClaireBarclayDesigns on Etsy for $15.04.
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21 Of The Best Sex Toys You Can Get On Amazon
Or: “Proof That Sex Toys Are Just Human Genitals As Reimagined By Dr. Seuss”
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California Exotics Butterfly Kiss vibrator, which delivers "ideal clitoral and G-spot stimulation."
I don't care what you say, this looks exactly like a house in Whoville.
Promising review: "I named him Sebastian. We have grown quite close these past few weeks. We are to wed in the spring." --CAVA24
This all-in-one cock ring, anal bead set, bullet vibrator, and soft clitoral brusher that is a straight-up carnival.
I mean, just look at this thing. "If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along and you'll start happening too." --Dr. Seuss
Promising review: "This item was totally worth the money. It's a ten out of ten, I would buy it again. I recommend this toy to everyone. It is firm, yet velvety soft, is just the right size and length, plus it's easy to hide. What more could I want?" --Heather Spreitzer
Price: $11.59 // Rating: 4.7/5
This two-pronged plug that softly, intensely flares open upon insertion.
Promising review: "Very fun toy. Somewhat reminiscent of trying to hold on to a catfish trying to insert it, but that's the nature of this thing. Once in, it feels very much like the fullness of a very large dildo without the hole getting strained to near tearing. I feared removal but it slid out like a wet eel. Reviewers have commented about it losing its shape rather quickly and no longer opening up very well. I can't speak to that as yet but mine opened right back up when dunked in hot soapy water for all of about 10 seconds, so maybe toy cleaner isn't the best way to go with this. I doubt it would tolerate boiling water well, but painfully hot tap water opened it up like a flower in the sun." --Pinocchio Cozad
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Can You Guess Which Of These Fast-Food Restaurants Is The Oldest?
We’ve been eating out for a long time.
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7 Practical, Useful And Popular Parenting Products
Movers and Shakers is a list of products on Amazon that are currently rising up in ranking. This week: Parenting products!
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Nuby Garden Fresh Fruitsicles Molds, £4.89
Most promising review: "My 4 months boy old loved this. I suspected he was teething so I made him breastmilk lollies. I posted about this on a Facebook group of over 20000 members and they all are asking now where I got it from.
Also the customer service is commendable – one of the green ones broke and they sent me a whole new pack." – Dee
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What's The Funniest Thing You Did Because Of Pregnancy Brain?
Pour some milk, put it back in the pantry.
Many moms-to-be suffer from “pregnancy brain” (also known as "momnesia").
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Whether it’s caused by surging hormones, lack of sleep, stress, or something else, pregnancy brain can cause you to make some pretty epic brain fails.
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For example, you might have poured some milk and then put it away — in the pantry.
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Or maybe you washed your hair over and over because you kept forgetting whether you washed it or not.
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21 Ways To Make Your City Home Feel More Outdoorsy
Bring the forest right into your home.
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Bring the forest right into your living room with these living wall pockets.
Get them from Amazon for $13.99.
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A wooden stand will give your plants some "trunks."
Get it from HookAndStemCo on Etsy for $44.99.
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These candle holders will bring a little bit of Aspen right into your home.
Buy this set of three from ZwoodZ on Etsy for $14.
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17 Perfect Gifts For People Who Love "The Walking Dead"
Buy these for the CORAAAL fan in your life.
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A shirt to support all of your faves (both alive and dead).
Get it from Geek Me That on Etsy for $22.78.
A terrarium with an adorably subtle Walking Dead theme.
Get it from For The Love Of Pop on Etsy for $58.00.
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31 Jokes About Dating That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry
We ride at midnight, bring potato.
This is how you get people to date you.
In fact most of your flirting techniques are carb-related.
Sex appeal doesn't come easy to you.
You're far too picky for your own good.
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Can You Guess The Celeb From Their Twitter Bio?
“I know that technically children are our future but I bet if we tried really hard, we can make cats our future!”
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Drake Is Dancing In A Mexican Soccer Jersey And People Are Loving It
“Mexicano, I’m working like a Mexicano.”
On Thursday, Future released the music video to his song "Used to This" featuring Drake. Most of the video takes place on a soccer field, with models (and Drake) wearing the Mexican national soccer team jersey:
The filmmaker behind the video, Puerto Rican director Eif Rivera, told Fusion, “Drake and Future had the idea of promoting the Mexican Soccer team in the video...Lyrics in the song mention Mexico and it was a great way to show the Mexican people love by creating this visual that will be seen by millions of people across the world but most importantly the people of Mexico.”
Future opens the song by singing, “Mexicano, I’m working like a Mexicano.”
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And so, we have Drake dancing in a Mexican soccer jersey:
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Can You Guess The Celebrity By The Imprint Of His Bulge?
This quiz is….hard.
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People Are Captivated By This Savage Penguin Cheating Drama
“ARE YOU STILL TEXTING OTHER BIRDS, YES OR NO”
They end up fighting again, and husband penguin ends up losing the fight, his girl, his house, basically everything.
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13 Would You Rather Questions For Anyone Who's Over This Election
Could ANYTHING make you go through this dumpster fire year again?
True to the pure dumpster fire that is 2016, this election has been wildly stressful for pretty much everyone.
It's been making people sick. It's impacting people's mental health. It has people panicking.
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So, since you're probably counting down 'til it's ALL FINALLY OVER, we want to know... what exactly would it take to make you experience it all over again?
Meaning, do it ALL AGAIN. Every scandal. Every debate. Every hangover you got from trying to make it through a debate. Every nightmare you've had about a potential dystopian future. Everything.
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What YA Book Are You Looking Forward To The Most In 2017?
So many books, so little time.
People of all ages enjoy YA books, which is great because next year is PACKED full of new releases.
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If you loved Veronica Roth's Divergent series, maybe you're excited for her next one:
HarperCollins
If you're more of a YA contemporary fan, maybe you're looking forward to Sarah Dessen's Once and For All.
Viking Books for Young Readers
Or maybe an out-of-this-world YA sci-fi, like Starfall by Melissa Landers, caught your eye:
Disney-Hyperion
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7 Beauty Products You Won't Be Mad You Spent Your Money On
My lipstick stayed on through a teeth cleaning, so yea.
Hey guys! It's Essence again, and beauty products make me feel like THIS! Here's another review of seven skincare and makeup things I tried and am totes loving. Most of them are pretty cheap, too, so check 'em out.
Throwback to a warmer and more pleasant time when I wasn't angry for no reason. #SummerIsTheBestSeason #DontComeForMeFallTrolls
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Chapstick DUO is my new boo because it's cheap, smells yummy, and keeps my lips hydrated.
Fall is officially here, which means your lips need to be shown some extra love. There are so many balms out there making more empty promises than your ex bae. That good ol' faithful Chapstick, though, always follows through. Now the brand has taken their same formula and made these cute and fun Chapstick DUOs. Basically, they're these little half-egg shaped balms, that you can buy individually or in a pack of two, and you can snap them together to make two balms in one. I snapped Sweet Peach and Strawberry Kiwi together.
Here's why I like these Chapstick DUO things: They're cute and fun to play with, but they also deliver. It's Chapstick's formula that's been around longer than you and I have, but in cooler packaging. And you get to switch between scents, which smell sooo good, whenever you want. Also, they're cheap: $2.99 for one or $4.99 for a two-pack. There are eight flavors—Berry Sorbet Shimmer, Vanilla Shimmer, Fresh Coconut, Tropical Pineapple, Strawberry Kiwi, Cool Mint, Refreshing Watermelon, and Sweet Peach—so you can make 28 different combinations.
Price: $4.99
Make your own DUO combos here.
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Feeling this NYX Prismatic Shadow, and I'm not even an eyeshadow person.
I used to play more with eyeshadows when I first started wearing makeup, but now approaching 30 (#January7th #CapricornBaby), I don't have time for the extra and actually enjoy a simpler makeup look. But, every once in a while, I'll dabble in a little shadow for funsies. Here, I'm wearing NYX Prismatic Shadow in Blue Jeans. NYX describes the Prismatic collection as "kaleidoscope color," and the Blue Jeans shade is a "cobalt blue with silver shimmer."
Now, the few times I do wear shadow it's NEVER blue because blues remind me of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show. Blue Jeans, however, is cool because it's not tacky, imo, and the shimmer is not overboard. I didn't use a primer, and the pigment was still really good. If you want that super-rich color, though, I'd totally go with a primer—or you can just layer it on heavier than I did. The wear is also long-lasting. It'll def carry you through the workday or a night of partying without having to reapply.
The Prismatic collection comes in 24 shades, and they're only $5.99 each. The price is a major selling point for me because I rarely wear eyeshadow, so I don't want to pay anything over $10 when I do. It's cheap, it's pigmented, and it lasts, and that's everything I want in an eye color.
Price: $5.99
Check out all the colors here.
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