Kim Kardashian was contractually obligated to host a party last night and now we all know she's not really sporting a baby bump yet.
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Kim Kardashian was contractually obligated to host a party last night and now we all know she's not really sporting a baby bump yet.
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These days it's perfectly acceptable to judge food by its label. Because if the company cares enough about design, they likely care just as much about the product inside.
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Four Australian White's Frogs, to be exact.
To be exactly exact, it's just one Australian White's Frog.
Via Gunshop, A San Francisco video and motion graphics production house:
Working with our talent Shela (the Australian White's Frog) had it's challenges, but in the end, we were all happy with the performance (and the post magic). To celebrate her success, Shela ate a dozen crickets followed by a remarkably large bowel movement.
May your 2013 be filled with lots of metaphorical crickets and lots of actual large bowel movements.
Brooklyn rap, meet English rock.
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If you were home watching CNN's New Year's Eve coverage with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin last night (like myself) you'd have seen the moment when Psy and M.C. Hammer surprised the two resulting in this very awkward conversation. Also, Kathy and Anderson need a show together.
Here's what was said:
Kathy: There's money coming out of your butt at this point
Psy: Thank you, that means a lot coming from you*A series of giggles by Anderson*
After the "interview" occurred, Anderson admitted he had no idea that that was MC Hammer. If you watch the clip again you can tell how completely confused he is by this "stranger" walking in to their airtime.
She's not drunk, she's just sleepwalking.
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Thought clothespins were an obsolete relic of the past? Think again.
For when Instagram just won't cut it. Here's how.
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WHERE DO MISSING SOCKS LIVE THIS IS THE ETERNAL MYSTERY. Directions here.
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Om nom nom. Directions here (in Spanish).
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“President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation — courageously declaring that on January 1, 1863, 'all persons held as slaves' in rebellious areas 'shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free,'” President Obama stated today. An anniversary marked by the nation's first black president.
President Barack Obama issued a proclamation marking the 150th anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation, which was issued January 1, 1863.
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WASHINGTON — President Obama issued a proclamation on Monday recognizing Tuesday as the 150th anniversary of one of the most well-known presidential proclamations, the Emancipation Proclamation signed by President Lincoln in the midst of the Civil War that freed Southern slaves.
"As the weariness of an old year gave way to the promise of a new one, President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation — courageously declaring that on January 1, 1863, 'all persons held as slaves' in rebellious areas 'shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free,'" Obama wrote.
The fact that Obama, the nation's first black president, is leading the nation at the anniversary is seen as one of the most tangible signs of the long road the nation has traveled on race relations. Yet the anniversary comes even as the Supreme Court continues to wrestle with issues of affirmative action and voting rights for black Americans.
Regarding the Southern states, Lincoln wrote in his proclamation, "I do order and declare that all persons held as slaves within said designated States, and parts of States, are, and henceforward shall be free; and that the Executive government of the United States, including the military and naval authorities thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of said persons."
Noting the questionable basis for the proclamation, Lincoln only wrote at the time, "And upon this act, sincerely believed to be an act of justice, warranted by the Constitution, upon military necessity, I invoke the considerate judgment of mankind, and the gracious favor of Almighty God."
Of Lincoln's actions then, Obama this week proclaimed, "He knew that in these United States, no dream could ever be beyond our reach when we affirm that individual liberty is served, not negated, by seeking the common good."
Referencing the amendments to the Constitution that followed, as well as ongoing efforts to advance equality, Obama added, "It is that spirit that made emancipation possible and codified it in our Constitution. It is that belief in what we can do together that moved millions to march for justice in the years that followed. And today, it is a legacy we choose not only to remember, but also to make our own."
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So we're all setting this promo image for the Golden Globes as our new computer backgrounds, right?
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A New Year's Day surprise to warm the coldest heart.
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The truth doesn't sell magazines.
For those uninitiated into this wild world of celebrity gossip, try to remember the following key points as you scroll through:
• We only discovered that Kate Middleton is pregnant last month.
• Angelina Jolie is not pregnant, nor married to Brad Pitt.
• Jennifer Aniston only announced her engagement to Justin Theroux in October and is not pregnant.
• Kim Kardashian is still technically married to Kris Humphries and her pregnancy was announced two days ago.
• The other Kardashians women are still with their men.
• Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson over the summer.
• If a magazine says a woman is "Pregnant And Alone!" on the cover, she's neither.
Now that you're in the loop, on to the incorrect magazine covers!
WRONG! Jen is engaged now.
WRONG! The Globe is the only outlet to report this story.
WRONG! No babies for Brangelina this year.
The list of guys you shouldn't be dating is long. Here are just a few.
Sure, he's a considerate host, and no doubt you had a great time partying with him, but when a guy makes no attempt to hide the fact that you're just one of many, believe him. Enjoy yourself, but don't try and turn a fling into a relationship.
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If you've been hanging out with each other for a while, but only between the hours of 9pm and 3am, then you're not actually dating. You're just hooking up. That's perfectly fine if all you want is a booty call, but don't kid yourself. He's not boyfriend material if it would be weird to ask him out to lunch.
Grooming is good, but you can definitely have too much of a good thing. There's no surer sign of a Grade-A douchebag than a guy who turns getting ready into a highly ritualized exercise in vanity. (Oh, and if you ever catch a guy making a duck face into his bathroom mirror, run for the hills.)
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John Waters was right. If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! A guy doesn't have to own a library full of first editions, but at the very least, there needs to be some paperback evidence that he reads. (For the record, comic books and the Bible don't count.)
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Just when you think it couldn't get any scarier it gets really good. [ Ed. note: This is part of keepsake show and tell project.]
They came in all shapes and sizes, but here are the 10 best numbers from 2012.
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
You can tell that CNN was trying to stop this from happening, but Kathy was relentless in her attempts to give Anderson faux fellatio during their New Year' broadcast. Well played, Kathy. Well played.
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Bring it, you knaves!
From a fresco in Buonconsiglio Castle, c. 1405-1410.
Faceshot!!!
Another detail from a fresco in Buonconsiglio Castle, c. 1405-1410.
The signora in the green dress ain't fucking around.
From a book of hours, c. early 1600s.
That's a donnybrook right there.
Allegory of Winter by Ambrogio Lorenzetti, fresco at the Palazzo Publico in Siena, c. 1338-1340.
He looks like a serious snow-Baller.
Oh. My. God.
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Here, from the very important and influential Facebook group "Nutella Should Be In A Squeeze Bottle," comes ten reasons why this dream needs to be a reality.
10. Washing Nutella coated butter knives in the kitchen sink seems so wasteful.
9. Cleaning aforementioned butter knives with one's tongue while standing at the kitchen sink can result in injury.
8. No more messy jars with pasted on lids.
7. Spreading Nutella on top of an ice cream sundae doesn't work.
6. Just try and make a smiley face sandwich using Nutella in a jar.
5. No more dipping pirouette cookies. With Nutella in a squeeze bottle, you can fill them!
4. Nutella is sick and tired of its bulky jar holding it back. If Nutella were in a squeeze bottle, it could travel to the office, to school, on picnics, on camping trips, to the beach, to the lake...the possibilities are endless!
3. Unless you have a tongue like an aardvark, it is impossible to get all of the Nutella out of the jar.
2. All the cool kids are doing it! Ketchup, mustard, relish, barbeque sauce, even mayonnaise and jelly are hanging out in squeeze bottles!
1. Whipped cream shouldn't be the only sweet treat you can sneak into the kitchen and squirt directly into your mouth.
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