Say hello to struggling, decidedly unglamorous singer-songwriter Lizzy Grant. Filmed in 2009, well before everyone started hating Lana Del Rey. Not sure if this will help diminish or help fuel that hatred.
Lana Del Rey Before She Was Lana Del Rey
Courtney Stodden Is A Pop Star And Other Links From Around The Web
Popcorn is at least a thousand years older than historians first assumed. Looks like the Peruvians enjoyed a good train wreck snack as much as the next culture.
Chris Brown promises being in the same club as Rihanna doesn't mean they're dating again. - [TMZ]
Real life Ewok village is enough to make us break out the bonfires and Imperial skulls. - [Treehugger]
Space wine has a rocky aftertaste. - [Tecca]
This mixtape from 1987 sounds just like that mixtape from 1996. - [DeathAndTaxes]
That ten day old theater popcorn you ate while watching “Underworld” has got nothing on these 6,500 year old kernels. - [The Week]
The worst fashion trends that have their claws in 2012. - [Tosh.0]
100 days of “The Hunger Games” hype is not enough. - [Celebuzz]
Which Presidential hopeful will win the coveted “Most Hypocritical Moment” award? - [FunnyOrDie]
Whitney Houston is broke...cocaine ain’t cheap y’all. - [RadarOnline]
The Settlers Of Catan Vulcan. - [Geekosystem]
Photo: Courtney Stodden is inflicting herself on pop music. - [The Gloss]
Courtney Stodden From The Future Banned From Nightclubs For Being "Too Old To Wear Skimpy Outfits"
This lady's story provides us with an eery look into the future of America's greatest teen idol. A few things: first of all, this lady is supposedly 28 years old with four children. Second of all, when is it EVER okay to wear outfits like these?
'I split up from my partner last year and I was really upset so I had a boob job in April and got into shape going to the gym and now I just want to flaunt what I've got.'When I asked the bouncers why me and my sister weren't allowed in, it's always the same response "You ain't getting in tonight, girls".'
Via: dailymail.co.uk
The Saddest Piece Of Nickelback Memorabilia Ever
Look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh at this person for PAINTING A NICKELBACK MURAL on the hood of his/her car. Also: How did the grill get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Via: reddit.com
The Saddest Photos Of The Men Who Kept Their Teams From The Super Bowl
San Francisco's Kyle Williams and Baltimore's Billy Cundiff are going to remember January 22, 2012 for a very long time.
Kyle Williams
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Kyle Williams is the second year receiver and return man who turned the ball over twice yesterday for the San Francisco 49ers. Williams isn't normally called on to return punts, but with Ted Ginn injured the duty fell to him.
The first turnover came when Williams decided not to field a punt, but was too slow dodging the bouncing ball and it caught his knee pad. The Giants recovered and would score a touchdown.
But the fumble everyone will remember came in overtime, when Kyle Williams attempted to make a play on a return only to have the ball stripped by New York's Jacquian Williams. The Giants recovered and would go on to kick the game-winning field goal five plays later.
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Peter And Venom: A Calvin And Hobbes Tribute
Best Bill Waterson fan art yet. Many pop culture relationships have been given the Calvin treatment, but artist Ninja Ink nails it.
Source: ninjaink.deviantart.com
Source: ninjaink.deviantart.com
Source: ninjaink.deviantart.com
Patriots Owner Bob Kraft And Drew Bledsoe Share A Tender Moment
At the presentation of Lamar Hunt trophy last night, team owner Bob Kraft and Drew Bledsoe, honorary team captain and former two-time conference champion with the Patriots, share a little celebration peck on the cheek. Patriots fans who grew up in '90s love this.
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Tom Brady Got Some Bro Love, Too
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Washington Will Almost Definitely Be The Next State To Legalize Gay Marriage
Great news out of Washington State! Senator Mary Margaret Haugen says she will support Washington’s gay marriage bill, thus becoming the 25th vote needed to pass the bill out of the Senate.
"I know this announcement makes me the so-called 25th vote, the vote that ensures passage," Haugen said in a statement. She said she took her time making up her mind to "to reconcile my religious beliefs with my beliefs as an American, as a legislator, and as a wife and mother who cannot deny to others the joys and benefits I enjoy. This is the right vote and it is the vote I will cast when this measure comes to the floor."
Source: google.com
"Friends" Vs. "How I Met Your Mother"
They're basically the same show! Here's how Redditor badmanpuntedbaxter explained the similarities.
54 Uses For Binder Clips That Will Change Your Life
Raid your office supply closet immediately. Trust me, you’re gonna wanna have a lot of these handy once you’re finished reading.
Cable Catcher
Via: lifehacker.com
Razor Safety Cover
Beer Organizer
Via: muteboy
Hanging Folder Stopper
Via: lifehacker.com
"Bon Jovier" Is The Bon Jovi/Bon Iver Mashup You've Been Waiting For
When you think about it, the lyrics to the Bon Jovi classic “You Give Love A Bad Name” might as well have been a depressing Bon Iver song anyway. Well played, everybody.
Via: avclub.com
NBA Dance Party
This photo is amazing. During the Heat/76ers game last night, a rather fierce bout of voguing erupted. Heat indeed, Chris Bosh…Heat indeed. And keep a special eye out for LeBron James.
Miami Heat's Chris Bosh collides with Philadelphia 76ers' Andre Iguodala in Miami, Florida.
(Reuters / Andrew Innerarity)
Elevator Dog-Leash Disaster
Watch what happens when some guy forgets his dog in a on a leash outside the elevator… while it's going up. This is like a horror movie.
Source: youtube.com
Via: dogblog.dogster.com
Funny Or Die's Callista Gingrich Addresses Open Marriage Rumors
SNL-alum and current “Happy Endings” star Casey Wilson hilariously parodies Newt Gingrich's current wife. (Caution: Some strong language.)
The Inner Monologue Of iPhone-Obsessives When They Accidentally Drop Their Phone
This week's “Portlandia” explored Carrie's inner anguish as she watches her iPhone fall to the ground in slow motion. Pretty sure I've had the exact same thinking every time (out of the many times) that I've dropped and ruined an iPhone, too.
Teenager Reacts To Seeing Record For First Time
Watch a 13-year-old girl encountering an LP for the very first time in her life. Somebody should show her an 8-track cartridge.
13-year-old girl handles an LP for the very first time in her life.
Fetal Heart Monitor Freestyle Rap
“Dilated (beep beep) cervix (beep beep).” A father gets bored in the hospital while waiting for his wife to give birth and decides to lay down some impromptu lyrics to the beat of the fetal heart monitor. Hilariously cute.
How "Return Of The Jedi" Should Have Ended
The people over at How It Should Have Ended nail their take on Return of the Jedi. “I'm just glad you didn't appear as your younger, more annoying self.”
Via: io9.com
The Best Way To Traumatize Your Date
Color Explosions With A High-Speed Camera
Ian Sailer uses a high-speed camera to capture objects exploding when he shoots it with a pellet rifle.