Why. WHY WERE THEY GIVEN LIFE.
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Oh, he does love thee and he WILL count the ways.
After all, you're Susan Sarandon, so life is good. But the night starts with a hiccup: the car breaks down in the rain, and so you and The Count must knock on the door of a nearby house. The Count is trying his best to lighten the mood.
There is something immensely calming about seeing articles of clothing in a ROYGBIV pattern. If only you could take all of them home from the store and not just one.
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A poem dedicated to the thin line between shower scum and humanity.
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Was Jem an '80s cartoon a crystal ball into the future? Dare you to say you wouldn't pay to see this live-action remake.
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Mixes are easily the best gifts of all time, but even if yours SOUNDS perfect, here are some awesome ways to make it look perfect, too.
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In this day and age, mix CDs are meant to be special! Sentimental! Forever-style keepsakes! So why not present them in artistic and aesthetically-pleasing ways that represent that? Here are some cool updates on jewel cases, liner notes, and Sharpie art that better reflect just how awesome homemade CDs are. Get ready, because your friends (and crushes) are about to be sooooo impressed.
Put a little personalized note alongside the track list in the pocket. Tutorial here.
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Everyone loves to hate on matzoh, but it knows how to get down. Really!
Frozen fruits works fine if the real deal isn't in season by Passover. Recipe here.
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This stuff is crack it's really just basically CRACK. Recipe here.
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Who needs bagels, anyway? Just toast matzoh with butter, onion, and garlic powder, then deck it out with your favorite appetizing fixings.
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Nobody doesn't love a kugel! Recipe here.
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Come on, people! Green bacon!?
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Together at last!
Edward Gorey fans and video game fans have Brentalfloss, The Comic to thank for the brilliant synergy between the two worlds. You can buy a poster of the full comic here.
You're not too old or too cool for this: If you're not watching ABC Family, you're missing out.
While other networks use 35-year-olds in the place of high school freshmen, ABC Family's series skew younger. Oh, sure, there's still some age inappropriate casting (I love my Pretty Little Liars!), but these shows are largely filled with actors playing their ages. There's also space for talented newcomers: one of Bunheads' standout performers is 17-year-old Julia Goldani Telles, who plays Sasha. While she's an accomplished dancer, this is her first acting role.
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Honestly, sister series Pretty Little Liars and The Lying Game are tough to follow. That's kind of the point. But it's refreshing to see teen series that are this complex and involved. Other shows dumb things down to the point of throwing continuity out the window — the characters flit about from one another as the plot sees fit. But ABC Family series are invested in telling long, drawn-out stories that actually require our full attention.
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Perhaps more to the point: ABC Family shows take those heavy themes and handle them with frankness and respect. Plenty of other teen dramas have given us teen pregnancy, drug addiction, and abuse, but ABC Family series are especially adept at approaching these issues head-on and not backing down. It's not about sensationalizing so much as normalizing, treating each theme as a real-life issue worthy of examination. Which is what they are.
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Though I'm mostly watching ABC Family for the teen content, I can also appreciate what they're doing with series like Melissa & Joey, whose selling point is giving us '90s icons Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. ABC Family's programming, while largely directed at teens, is also geared toward twentysomethings — those of us who do remember the '90s and talk about it often, probably to an annoying extent.
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Like all superstars, Squeaky Frog is versatile! Here are some Glam Shots for your viewing pleasure.
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?" For dramatic and romantic roles.
Show a little leg!
Fast Four! For action adventures.
“No weapon formed against you shall prosper,” sung through a megaphone. From the rally in New York City to mark the one year anniversary of Trayvon Martin's death.
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Liquid tornado! LIQUID TORNADO! Spotted yesterday. Fortunately no one was hurt and only minor property damage was reported.
In this photo made available by Dr. Robert Seigel, a waterspout comes ashore in downtown Tampa, Fla., Tuesday Feb. 26, 2013. The National Weather Service warned of a risk of severe weather as a cold front moved across west-central and southwest Florida.
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This is Abayed, a herding dog in Jordan, who refuses to let even a bullet through the spine keep him from doing his job.
Abayed, a six-year-old herding dog, rests near his specially-made wheeled walking aid inside the Humane Center for Animal Welfare near Amman February 26, 2013. The dog, whose name means "white," was hospitalized and treated after a bullet pierced his spine and paralyzed him some two years ago.
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Sadly, the victim had died by the time police arrived on the scene. A swimmer off the coast of Auckland, New Zealand was attacked and killed by a 14 foot shark, believed to be a Great White. He has been identified as 46-year-old Adam Strange. Despite being shot several times, police are uncertain if the shark is dead or alive.
Police in inflatable rubber boats shoot at a shark off Muriwai Beach near Auckland, New Zealand, Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2013, as they attempt to retrieve a body following a fatal shark attack. Police said a man was found dead in the water after being "bitten by a large shark.
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It's not just that this show is about a serial killer cult. Spoilers ahead!
When it happened: Episode 1, Season 1
Why it's WTF: One minute Paul and Jacob are bringing over pizza and holding Sarah's hand through her ordeal, the next they're breaking into her apartment through a jimmied tunnel and driving her to an untimely death. It's enough to make you never want to leave your house again. Ever.
WTF level on a scale of one to ten: 7
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When it happened: Episode 1, Season 1
Why it's WTF: Aside from the fact that she revealed her body was covered in Edgar Allan Poe excerpts—how did she write all that out?!—this was one of the first moments when Joe Carroll’s incredible influence became clear.
WTF level on a scale of one to ten: 10
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When it happened: Episode 2, Season 1
Why it's WTF: We get it, Emma's mother was a trollop. But to go ahead and knife her? Then bury her in the attic? And to become closer to your boyfriend because of it? Yo, that shit crazy.
WTF level on a scale of one to ten: 8
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These designs are begging to be turned into games. Surely some sympathetic developer wants to see Jabba the Kong as much as fans do.
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It would be the must Human fashion ad ever.
Lawrence is the hot new Dior model.
And, it was a magnificent fall.
Just Do It, Dior.
Check out which “independent women” and men where at the Hollywood premiere.
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