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This Squirrel Is A Thief And A Rascal

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Hazel may look like any other adorable squirrel, but she is out for your nuts.

This is Hazel.

This is Hazel.

"You come at the king, you best not miss."

Image by Richard Austin/Rex/Rex USA

This is Hazel heading to a nearby pocket so she can STEAL any nuts that might be hiding there.

This is Hazel heading to a nearby pocket so she can STEAL any nuts that might be hiding there.

"Game's the same, just got more fierce."

Image by Richard Austin/Rex/Rex USA

Hazel is full of excuses: she's pregnant, and is stockpiling food before she gives birth.

Hazel is full of excuses: she's pregnant, and is stockpiling food before she gives birth.

"Fact is, we went to war and now there ain't no goin' back. I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie. But we gotta fight."

Image by Richard Austin/Rex/Rex USA

Hazel lives in Hazel, who lives in Escot Park in East Devon, and guests are discouraged from feeding the squirrels.

Hazel lives in Hazel, who lives in Escot Park in East Devon, and guests are discouraged from feeding the squirrels.

"The game is rigged, but you cannot lose if you don't play."

Image by Richard Austin/Rex/Rex USA


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13 Ways Republicans Can Win The Internet

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The Grand New Party.

Cheer Up Republicans!

Cheer Up Republicans!

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You can win the internet and a whole new generation of conservatives if you made just a few changes in your outreach strategy!

You can win the internet and a whole new generation of conservatives if you made just a few changes in your outreach strategy!

Via: memegenerator.net

The internet likes optimism. Be happy!

The internet likes optimism.  Be happy!

You will never win over new voters if this is the party message:

You will never win over new voters if this is the party message:

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11 Reasons To Watch NBC's Hannibal

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All the reasons are dreamy.

Hugh Dancy on your TV. Every week.

Hugh Dancy on your TV. Every week.

He plays Special Agent Will Graham, an FBI criminal profiler who can "see" into the minds of criminals. Sign me up.

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Hugh Dancy wearing glasses.

Hugh Dancy wearing glasses.

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Hugh Dancy in the shower.

Hugh Dancy in the shower.

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Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen on screen together.

Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen on screen together.

Imagine the sexual tension.

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Colorado Governor To Sign Gun Control Legislation

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Democrat Governor John Hickenlooper is also planning to sign a bill reviving user fees for gun purchasers needing background checks, Associated Press reports. Colorado charged $10 background-check fees more than a decade ago, but the fees were dropped.

Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper speaks at the reopening and remembrance of the Century Aurora Theater in Aurora, Colorado January 17, 2013. James Holmes is accused of killing 12 people and wounding 70 others on July 20, 2012.

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DENVER (AP) -- Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper will sign gun control measures Wednesday that pose limits on ammunition magazines and expand background checks for firearms.

A state government employee with knowledge of the situation confirmed the details to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because a formal announcement has not been made.

The signings would be a victory for Democrats in the debate over gun control in this politically moderate state where gun ownership has been a treasured right.

The proposals were Democratic centerpieces in the party's package of gun legislation aimed at addressing mass shootings at a suburban Denver movie theater and Connecticut elementary school last year. The bills would become effective July 1.

Source: hosted.ap.org

An Open Letter To The Guy Who Chased My Son Out Of The Men’s Bathroom

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“I just want to start by applauding your decision to shout at us right off the bat. For one thing, how else will we learn? For another, how else will we be covered in spittle?” A mother responds to the man who chased her son out of a men's room after mistaking him for a girl. (Via: Ben & Birdy )

Source: doortoriver

This week we've seen several examples of parents not just accepting or tolerating their queer kids, but being their allies. Here a mother defends her son with an open letter:

I just want to start by applauding your decision to shout at us right off the bat. "She was in the men's room! Your daughter was in the men's room! A girl in the men's room!" For one thing, how else will we learn? For another, how else will we be covered in spittle? Plus, I think it's good, if you see something unexpected, to proceed with violent certainty rather than with, say, wonder or even doubt. Like the time I found that slightly darker "O" in my bowl of Cheerios and freaked out because I knew for sure that it was a wheel from the landing gear of a miniature UFO that was going to abduct me and probe my anus; if it were cereal, it would look like the rest of the cereal. Likewise, if you see a doll with short hair, even if it's lying next to a pair of scissors, you should think, "Ew. When did Ken's boobs get so big?"

It made sense, too, to continue to insist that he was a girl, even after he calmly explained that he had been in the men's room because he was a boy. ("It's Ken! But Ken has boobs!") And your distress over imagining that a preadolescent girl saw your man parts—"I was naked in there! She saw me naked!"—makes such an important point about the prevalence of peeping-Tommery in young girls, and the ways that middle-aged men are vulnerable to them.

To answer your question, "Are you its mom?" more unambiguously: Yes. But you're smart to ask, because maybe the whole family is a transgendered house of mirrors and I'm really "its" dad! (Last laugh—i.e. my having it—alert!) Certainly, though, it made a lot of sense to imagine that I had colluded in the perversion of sending a girl into the men's room because, after all, what parent doesn't want their daughter to be in a tiled room full of urinating men?

In conclusion, thank you for your valuable input. I can only hope that my son will leave behind his girly days of placid confidence and grow into somebody as manly as you—with the kind of balls it takes to scream at a child in public.

Yours truly,
It's Mother

Source: benandbirdy.blogspot.de

H/T Ben & Birdy

Pug Vs. Spider

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Pablo the Pug faces a dangerous enemy. In this epic confrontation between house dog and arachnid only the strong will survive.

Which AMC Drama Are You?

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Are you a charming Mad Men or an intense Breaking Bad ? Find out now.


18 Things Sofía Vergara Did Before "Modern Family"

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She even found time to date Tom Cruise!

Sofía got her start on the Mexican telenovela "Acapulco, Cuerpo y Alma" (1995).

Sofía got her start on the Mexican telenovela "Acapulco, Cuerpo y Alma" (1995).

Co-hosted the adventure/travel show "Fuera de Serie" (1995–1998).

Co-hosted the adventure/travel show "Fuera de Serie" (1995–1998).

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Was one of the hosts of the Spanish-language game show "A Que No Te Atreves" (1999-2000).

Was one of the hosts of the Spanish-language game show "A Que No Te Atreves" (1999-2000).

Sofía also had her own calendar in 2000.

Sofía also had her own calendar in 2000.

The pictures get a bit cheeky!

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BlackBerry's Amazing Dad-Rock Band Is Back

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Oh dear.

Remember these guys?

Back in September, BlackBerry released this video to assure developers that the company would "keep on loving" them, to the tune of an REO Speedwagon song. It was... something. It was intended as a joke, obviously, but wasn't received ALL THAT WELL.

Well, they're back:

Just in time for the BlackBerry Z10 American launch.

Via: allthingsd.com

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Say Good-Bye To The Worst Mercury Retrograde Ever

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Yesterday was the last day of Mercury Retrograde in Pisces, FINALLY. It's almost certain that at least one of these terrible things happened to you, and it's all Mercury's fault.

This was the worst Mercury in Retrograde EVER.

This was the worst Mercury in Retrograde EVER.

For the unfamiliar: Mercury in retrograde is what astrologers call the phenomenon in which the planet Mercury appears to be (though isn't actually) moving "backwards" for approximately three weeks. This happens three or four times a year, and the consequences (especially this time) are TOTALLY REAL. In general, Mercury in retrograde can be a period of confusion and poor communication for many. Susan Miller, popular astrologist and creator of Astrology Zone, puts it this way:

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"What happens when Mercury retrogrades? You miss appointments, your computer equipment crashes, checks get lost, you find the car you just purchased during Mercury retrograde is a lemon. (Or, you hate your haircut, the lamp you bought shorts out, your sister hates her birthday gift.) There will be countless delays, cancellations and postponements--but know these will benefit you in the long run. Don't fight them, although your frustration level and feeling of restlessness will be hard to cope with at times."

Via: astrologyzone.com

This most recent episode started on February 23 and ended yesterday, and boy, was it a doozy.

This most recent episode started on February 23 and ended yesterday, and boy, was it a doozy.

Here are just a few of the things that could have (and, let's face it, did) go wrong while Mercury was in retrograde:

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You had trouble with mail and shipping.

You had trouble with mail and shipping.

Mail and shipping (controlled by Mercury) get messed up in periods of retrograde. The post office announced in early February plans to end Saturday mail delivery and Congress has battled the decision throughout the whole retrograde period.

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Watch A Puck Impossibly Shatter On The Goal Post

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Another example of hockey getting no respect.

Hit a home run while knocking the cover of a baseball...

Hit a home run while knocking the cover of a baseball...

And people treat it like a sign from god.

And people treat it like a sign from god.

Break a backboard with a thunderous dunk...

Break a backboard with a thunderous dunk...

And people consider it legendary.

And people consider it legendary.


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How To Live Like You're Miniature

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Want to feel like you're living in Brobdingnag, Rick Moranis' garden, or an episode of The Land Of The Giants? Here are a few things that can help you live that dream.

Sandwich Bed

Sandwich Bed

Sleep in bready goodness. Just make sure you don't eat the place where you sleep.

Via: ireallylikefood.com

Ice Cream Sandwich Seat

Ice Cream Sandwich Seat

Who hasn't wanted to sit on an ice cream sandwich? In fact, most of us did when we were kids, just not intentionally. Unless you were a bit weird.

Via: sparkliness.wordpress.com

Fried Egg Rug

Fried Egg Rug

There's something deviant about the idea of walking on a fried egg with no shoes on. I like that.

Via: abovetopsecret.com

Book Seats

Book Seats

Now you can curl up on a good book with a good book. Nice.

Via: fictionwritersreview.com


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Lindsay Lohan Tweets That She Wasn't Out Clubbing Last Night

All Of The "Real World" Intros

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Well at least through the second Vegas season. The nostalgia is killing me.

Source: youtube.com

Favorite season? Favorite cast members?

GO!

Which Spandex Clad Superhero Booty Is This?

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Test your, uh, movie knowledge.

Super Mario Easter Eggs

6 Ways Anna Wintour's Promotion Just Might Effect Condé Nast Magazines

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