This photo juxtaposition is giving me feelings. And I can't tell what kind they are.
Racism Or Human Curiosity Or Both?
Behind The Scenes: Writing The 2012 State Of The Union
The White House has put out this interesting behind the scenes look at crafting this year's State Of The Union Address.
Cat Makes Alligator Share Lunch
Captain Hook Wants To Drink Your Milkshake Daniel Day Lewis Style
I think it's pretty clear that Daniel Day Lewis totally drank Dustin Hoffman circa “Hook”'s milkshake of inspiration for his role in “There Will Be Blood”. Thanks to Drew Grant for the concept!
Dustin Hoffman "Hook"
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Daniel Day Lewis "There Will Be Blood"
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The 46 Types Of People On Facebook
Which one are you?
The "artist":
The douchebag:
Source: lamebook.com
The person who's trying to get over their ex:
The person that uses a lot of exclamation points:
Watch Anderson Cooper Pretend Not To Know What Grindr Is
“Is that just for hookin' up?” On his daytime talk show today, Anderson Cooper had on an “expert” to discuss “hot new trends for 2012,” including “location-based apps” for “relationships,” which he knows “nothing” about. Suuuure.
Of course, by "expert" I mean "random Yahoo! lady," by "hot new trends for 2012" I mean "things we've all been using since 2009," by "location-based apps" I mean "Grindr" and by "relationships" I mean "hookups."
I almost forgot! And lastly, by "nothing" I mean "Oh dear god please don't let me slip up and say anything that would indicate I know what she's talking about I swear I only did it that one time at EBloc because I was bored and Ben told me I should be less uptight so I figured hey why not just download it quickly just to see if there are any guys on it in the bar because that would be a funny story to tell later on but then that one latino twink kept sending me messages and honestly the details aren't really important but long story short I deleted it the next morning and have only downloaded it again like three times since then."
Awww, Shucky Ducky!
And this is why Herman Cain will be missed. Here's Herman at a Newt Gingrich rally in Florida screaming what will soon be your new catch phrase.
The Best "I'm Playing In The Super Bowl" Tweet Ever
Upon touching down in Indianapolis this afternoon, Giants linebacker and cancer survivor Mark Herzlich laid a seriously inspirational message on his Twitter followers - that included the hashtag #TakeThatSh*tCancer . You're already a champion, Mark.
Via: @MarkHerzlich
LINK: Super Bowl 2012, Patriots Vs. Giants: Mark Herzlich Living His Dream
Via: nfloffseason.com
The 61 Best Skate Faces Of The Week
Skate Face will never stop being funny. Never. Here are unflattering closeups of figure skaters in mid-spin from two figure skating championships this past weekend. Snart + Brain Hemorrhage=Skate Face.
Evgeni Plushenko, ISU European Figure Skating Championships
(Getty Images / Dean Mouhtaropoulos)
Viktoria Helgesson, ISU European Figure Skating Championships
(Getty Images / Dean Mouhtaropoulos)
Adam Rippon, U.S. Figure Skating Championships
(Getty Images / Ezra Shaw)
Armin Mahbanoozadeh, U.S. Figure Skating Championships
(Getty Images / Ezra Shaw)
How To (Mis)Pronounce Every Single NBA Players' Names
One man sat down at his computer and made sure you knew how to pronunce them all… Incorrectly.
Source: youtube.com
Source: youtube.com
Source: youtube.com
Source: youtube.com
Twitter Buzz: Hugh Hefner Hopes James Franco's Portrayal Of Him Will Be Accurate
Today on Twitter, Hugh Hefner called James Franco a “heart throb” but then made it clear that he hopes the actor stays true to life in his portrayal of Mr. Playboy. Plus, Lea Michele’s not-so-humble brag, the curious case of Dita Von Teese’s missing freckles, Don Rickles may be confusing Twitter for Google search, and Brooke Hogan new pet mouse fetus.
The Worst Thing You Will See Today Or Perhaps Any Other Day
You don't have to be a Jayhawk (full disclosure: I am) to hate this. But it certainly helps. Here are a bunch of Missouri Tigers and AutoTune enthusiasts who hate Kansas/your ears.
Via: pitch.com
This Is Aperture
“What’s this, what’s this?” This is frakkin’ awesome. Suck it Jack Skellington.
Via: joystiq.com
The 10 Strangest Social Coupon Deals
From Vajazzling to lipo, these days there's a social coupon deal for just about everything. Check out some of the most bizarre deals you'll wish you didn't miss out on.
Check that off your bucket list.
One serving of diabetes, coming right up.
On Living Social, beauty isn't priceless, but at least it's discounted.
57% off college education for teachers? The future of our children's learning.
A Year Of Kate Middleton's Hit Or Miss Hats
Lady On "Jeopardy!" Thinks Amy Winehouse Is "Rolling In The Deep"
Oh, come ON, Kate! It's bad enough that you can't tell Adele apart from Amy Winehouse, but your juxtaposition of Winehouse (who is dead) with “Rolling in the Deep” (the Adele song whose title coincidentally sounds like something a dead person would be doing) on tonight's “Jeopardy!” made things all the more awkward.
Nicolas Cage Meets Nicolas Cage
And he does not appear to trust this Nicolas Cage character. Here's human meme Nic Cage meeting his own wax figure in Paris. It's like “Face/Off” if Nicolas Cage were playing both parts. And is he checking out his own ass? Yup.
U.S. actor Nicolas Cage (L) looks at his figure at the Grevin wax museum during the presentation of his waxwork in Paris January 29, 2012.
(Reuters / GONZALO FUENTES)
(Getty Images / ALEXANDER KLEIN)
(Reuters / GONZALO FUENTES)
"Cupid" Is One Lucky Ginger Kitty
A terrified tomcat roamed the streets for several days with an arrow pierced through his torso. A Houston veterinary clinic helped with Cupid’s surgery and Purr Paws rescue will be put Cupid up for adoption once he fully recovers.
Source: purrpawsrescue.org / via: khou.com
Pat Sajak Calls Female Contestant "A Screamer"
Drunk ol' Pat Sajak was at it again tonight when he congratulated a blonde, over-enthusiastic twenty-something on her win by suggesting that she's “a screamer.” Y'know, taken out of context, it's actually quite funny…
Shaun White Scores Perfect 100 At X-Games
Like we needed more proof he’s the best snowboarder in the history of the sport.
Via: viralviralvideos.com