When the world is threatened by Jon Stewart’s fleet of nu-cu-lar subs, some limey prancer ain’t going to save us. Stephen doesn’t need a number or high-tech gadgets or a dame telling him what to do. He just needs some ass to kick. And maybe some donations to buy a muscle car, a fighter jet, karate lessons, and a big effing gun.
Homeschool Harold has a lot to learn about the world. If only he was allowed to go further than the front yard.
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But he usually cheers for the underdog.
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Walmart’s supplier says they are proud of this footage.
The Superbowl is today! What are you waiting for!? Click the links under the pictures for recipes.
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"One day last week, I started thinking how delicious the blue cheese dressing and buffalo sauce would be on crispy chips with melted cheese. So I made a snack.
Four days in a row."
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"This is "Man Food" at its best."
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Cake Central member Arielatl made this cake from scratch in her kitchen. No details on specific occasion this is for, but I think Cody will be very pleased.
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If you're like me, you know absolutely nothing about either team that's playing in the Super Bowl this year, but you're going to watch anyway. With that in mind, here are all the men you should plan on staring at come Sunday because they are fine as hell.
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When retired RN Bethe Bennett fell in the kitchen and broke her femur bone — knocking her unconscious — her miniature schnauzer Danny came to the rescue. The little fella licked her face until she woke up and then helped her call the authorities. “Nobody was coming to check on me until Monday or Tuesday,” she said. “I asked him to get me the phone.”
Bennett, a foster mother for the Arizona Schnauzer Rescue, looks after four dogs and two cats. She also writes animal adventures under the pen name Bessie Mac. Danny's heroics will be her next subject.
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Premature celebration or jinxing themselves? Oops.
UPDATE: The Giants have since taken down the premature celebration from their website.
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Last night’s cold open went 1960s Sci Fi in “New Gingrich: Moon President.” Somehow, it didn’t seem all that far-fetched…
Give Lindsey Stirling a violin, and she will play lovely tunes for you. If you’re reading, Lindsey, I totally needed this to tide me over until “The Hobbit” is released. Thank you.
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I would trade Ferris Bueller and those dogs that bark the Star Wars theme for this in a second.
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It’s 2012 and we’re still hearing things like this.
It all started during a session of the Arizona House when Representative Richard Miranda suggested that the state should have a Latino American day.
In response, Represenative Cecil Ash suggested the state have a holiday for whites. He told the House:
I’m supportive of this proposition. I just want them to assure me that when we do become in the minority you’ll have a day for us.
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GM's global chief marketing officer, Joel Ewanick, reported Ford's takedown request via Twitter on Super Bowl Sunday. (h/t @NYCAviation )
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We’ve shared our backstage photos from Animal Planet’s Piglet Pep Squad and the Kitten Halftime Show with you and now it’s time for THE PUPPY portion of the Puppy Bowl! Hold on to your hats, because there is an absurd amount of cute on the field.
This is what a Puppy Green Room looks like. There were puppies everywhere!
Upon entering it, you think you're going to be able to act professionally and hold it together...
AND THEN YOU MEET THESE GUYS!
This guy in particular, and everything inside you melts and you become a blubbering ball of Awwww.
The New York Giants aren’t alone . Dick’s Sporting Goods reminds everyone they’ll be open at the crack of dawn tomorrow so you can nab all your Patriots “World Champions” gear.
LINK: Giants Website Mistakenly Updates Homepage To "Super Bowl Champions"
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This is a pretty talented pug. All mine does is lay on the couch and snore, but that’s still cute right?
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