The questions are multitude but the answers are few.
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Stop Everything And Watch A Supercut Of The Fakest Websites From "Doctor Who"
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21 Rubber Ducks In Unexpected Situations
Don’t you dare try to limit a rubber duck to the confines of your bath tub. It WILL go rogue.
This giant, recently-deflated duck led a bold and fabulous life traveling the world as an art installation. But he's not the only rubber duck living on the edge.
Rubber ducks actually party hard.
IN COSTUME.
Just look at them waiting to get into the club:
Hi, you're looking at the star of every holiday party.
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Zach Galifianakis And Ken Jeong Do Standup Together In 1998
Who knew they had been performing together for so long? This “lost” clip comes just in time for The Hangover 3 .
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22 Ways To Insult Your Friends, As Told By "The Inbetweeners"
With rumours of a second film doing the rounds, we present the Inbetweeners guide to causing offence. Containing strong language, naturally.
Don't waste any time - the first encounter of the day is your first chance to land a blow.
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Or even when you've just met someone, for that matter.
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Make sure you know the exact meaning of your chosen insult.
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And always be prepared to pounce on any display of weakness.
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What Simple Changes Have A Huge Impact On Your Life?
It doesn’t take much to make a big difference. Based on this Quora post.
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Top 10 Most Spherical Animals
As an animal’s body-shape approaches sphere, it’s cuteness approaches infinity. And there are ten of them. [ Ed. note — There are bound to be more examples of spherical animals. Share your favorite round creature in the comments!]
Lede sphere.
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Happy Sphere
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Sphere in Snow.
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Rock Hyrax Loves Spheres. He Eats Spheres. With His Hyrax.
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French President Hollande Signs Marriage Equality Bill
Gay and lesbian couples in France will be able to marry beginning May 28. The new law also legalizes adoption for same-sex couples.
Via: Benoit Tessier / Reuters
Marriage equality is the law of the land in France, with the bill passed by the legislature having been signed into law Saturday by French President Francois Hollande.
Same-sex couples will be able to marry starting May 28, 10 days from Saturday.
From the BBC:
France's president has signed into law a controversial bill making the country the eighth in Europe, and 14th globally, to legalise gay marriage.
On Friday, the Constitutional Council rejected a challenge by the right-wing opposition, clearing the way for Francois Hollande to sign the bill.
He said: "I have taken [the decision]; now it is time to respect the law of the Republic."
The bill also legalized adoption for same-sex couples, although the Constitutional Council noted Friday that, as the BBC reported, "the interest of the child would be paramount in adoption cases, cautioning that legalising same-sex adoption would not automatically mean the 'right to a child'."
The Front Page Of Le Monde, One Of France's Largest Newspapers, Declared: "The law on gay marriage officially promulgated"
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Saturday's signing followed an intense debate in the legislature before final passage of the bill April 23.
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Here's Paris Hilton Making Out With Her 21-Year-Old Boyfriend
Oh yeah and she’s 32! Carry on.
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How To Be A Sexy '70s Businessman
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Have impeccable taste in men's attire.
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Three-piece suits especially have been known to attract women. And successful businessmen attract women.
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Be sure your taste is impeccable not just in the office, but outside of it as well. Remember, you're still a businessman when you're not at work.
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Drink manly drinks. Preferably in close proximity to leather-bound books.
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10 Reasons Snoop Dogg Is A Better Friend Than You
Nuthin’ but a G thang, baby.
1. His hair braiding skills are ON POINT...
Pigtails, french, corn rows... you name it, Snoop does it.
2. He makes a MEAN chocolate souffle
And can help you eat your feelings!
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He might even rap while he does it!
3. He has a solid social network
Will the real Sean Parker please stand up?
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Hear Helen Keller Speak
An amazing video in which you can see Anne Sullivan illustrating how Helen Keller learned to speak.
Here is the video:
Courtesy of reddit user ohcontraire
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12 Fashion Tips From French Bulldogs
Less is more, bright is better, and socks are pretty awesome.
Pickles knows bright colors are in this season. This bright sundress is flirty and fun for the warm months ahead.
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And Louie knows the key to livening up your wardrobe for summer is fun accessories. A bright scarf can liven up any outfit (or you can go nude, as Louie has chosen to do).
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If you ever run into Lily, chances are she'll be working out in one of her favorite hoodies. "They're just so versatile and, most importantly, comfortable," she said.
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Whereas Trotter tends to keep her workout attire minimal with just a sweatband and wristbands.
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Which "New Girl" Roommate Would You Want As Your Roommate?
You won’t find people like this on Craigslist.
Would you live with Jess Day?
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Her interests include drinking when God intended,
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Eating,
And the joy of music.
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"Dexter" Season 8 Trailer Points To Dark And Bloody Series End
Deb is spiraling as Dexter spars with a psychiatrist who specializes in understanding psychopaths. It looks like Dexter is reaching a brutal conclusion — but what else did you expect?
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Well, we knew things weren't going to be easy for Debra after she decided to shoot innocent Captain LaGuerta instead of her serial killer brother. The new trailer for Dexter's eighth and final season shows that things are worse than imagined — Deb has turned to skeezy sex and hard drugs to cope with her guilt over the murder. And it looks as though she and Dexter aren't on great terms.
The other highlight of the trailer is the introduction of Dr. Evelyn Vogel, played by the great Charlotte Rampling. She's had an impressive career and is likely to elevate the season. Check out 2003's Swimming Pool if you want to see how well Rampling handles herself in a psychological thriller. Given that Dexter has so few episodes left, could Dr. Vogel be the one who finally unmasks the real Bay Harbor Butcher?
Otherwise, the trailer looks like standard Dexter: a new serial killer, gruesome kill room murders, and hilariously incompetent Miami Metro police officers. As long as the show keeps up the quality of last season — a major improvement over a weak sixth season — the series should end on a high note.
Dexter's eighth season premieres June 30th at 9 p.m. on Showtime.
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How To Use Animals To Escape Unwanted Advances
The best way to deflect sleaze is to keep the animal kingdom readily available.
So you're enjoying a drink at a bar when this guy comes up to you and says:
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But he doesn't take the hint.
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24 Reasons Tiana Is The Most Underrated Disney Princess
Brains, beauty, independence, and humility — no other Disney Princess comes close to The Princess and the Frog ‘s Tiana.
In classic Disney fashion, Tiana wishes on a star. But more than any other Disney Princess, she realizes it takes hard work to make a wish come true.
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There's a valuable lesson here for kids who can't wait around for a Fairy Godmother to fulfill their wishes.
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Tiana never stops working toward her dream. DOUBLE SHIFTS.
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And she is damn good at what she does.
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13 Great And Terrible Local Business Ads
We again grade amateur creativity. Coming to a town near you.
I've seen a lot of "meh" sewage business truck taglines, but this one is The Shit.
Grade: A.
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Best Crab Shack tagline ever. YES.
Pincher's Crab Shack, in Florida.
Grade: A
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Probably the worst children's dentist URL in the world.
Grade: F
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Via Toronto. Getting your name in the tagline is always a good thing.
Grad: B
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'90s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models: Where Are They Now?
Find out what happened to the beautiful ladies whose pictures adorned your bedroom walls.
Then: Judit Mascó (1990)
This cover helped launch the international career of the then 20-year-old Spanish model.
Now:
Judit continued modeling throughout the 1990s and still appears occasionally in fashion spreads and ad campaigns. She has also branched into television and writing, her memoir, El Libro de Judit Mascó (Judit Mascó's book), was published in 2003.
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Then: Ashley (Richardson) Montana (1991)
Ashley was a well established model when she appeared on the cover; she had already appeared on the cover of Elle a total of seven times and on the cover of Cosmopolitan twice.
Now: ?
Aside from her cover, Ashley made five other appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (1989, 1990, 1992, 1993, and 1995). Since the late '90s she has kept a low profile.
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8 Pet Causes For "Arrested Development" Fans
Puppets are people too. In anticipation of the new season, Shutterstock imagined some potential charities for the Bluths to sponsor.
PETWCI
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Marriage Equality (For Cousins)
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Hook-Hand Awareness
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Puppet Equal Rights
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The 10 Goddamn Funniest Cat GIFs Of The Week
This week: special appearances by two bearded dragons, a very helpful doggie, and a banana peel.
Bearded Dragon sneak attack.
Here's the full video, which is classic.
COPYCAT.
Banana peel 1, cat 0.
One for you, one for me.
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