DAMN, GIRL. You’s a sexy bitch.
PRESS PLAY BEFORE YOU SCROLL.
Yes, I can see her.
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'Cause every girl in here wanna be her.
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Oh, she's a diva.
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The 21 Sexiest Bitches On The Internet
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HOW TO BE A MAN
15 steps later, you’re a man. It’s that fucking simple.
True. If you give up on your team when they suck, YOU suck at being a man.
I would add "hard rock" to the list (NOT Mumford and fucking Sons).
1,000,000% TRUE.
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Top 20 Canceled TV Shows That Should Be Revived
Arrested Development and Veronica Mars are getting the re-vamp treatment. So, what show should be next?!
By "canceled," I don't mean that they ran for eight seasons then ended. Or just ended. I mean a network either abruptly decided not to renew, or there were so many creative differences that it couldn't go on, and was then canceled. OK, you've been warned!
Firefly
When it went off the air: Canceled in 2002, just three months after the first episode aired.
Why it was canceled: When Fox pulled the plug, it was ranked 125th in the Nielsen ratings and averaged 4.48 million viewers. So, yeah, the ratings blew, but it remains a cult classic.
Potential for revival, on a scale of 1-10: 8, but not as a TV show. Serenity was a film spinoff of the series, and creator Joss Whedon has alluded to the idea that there may be another installment coming. Ya know, after he's done with a zillion other things.
Source: adventuresinpoortaste.com
Dead Like Me
When it went off the air: In 2004, after two seasons.
Why it was canceled: Creator Bryan Fuller, who left after five episodes into Season 1, stated that the show was terminated because of "a loss of quality and a sense the problems would continue."
Potential it could be revived, on a scale of 1-10: -5. Aside from the fact that it sounded like a poor work environment on set, Mandy Patinkin is currently booked on Homeland, and a film version of the show was released in 2009. It's dead... like me, after realizing it won't ever come back.
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Freaks and Geeks
When it went off the air: In 2000 on NBC, after airing only twelve episodes of the eighteen episode order. A fan campaign persuaded NBC to air three additional episodes, and the series was aired in full on Fox Family during syndication.
Why it was canceled: Freaks and Geeks was ranked 93rd in the ratings race. Hey, it's better than 94th... right?
Potential it could be revived, on a scale of 1-10: 0. The unofficial spinoff was a show called Undeclared, which centered around college freshmen, and was also canceled after one season. But they did have a photoshoot reunion in 2012, if that's any consolation.
Source: vanityfair.com
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The 10 Funniest Cat GIFs Of The Week
Including the cutest cat GIF ever.
Stop kicking me or I'm going to bite you!
Who says cats ain't funny?
The waddle, the tail — the cuteness is strong with this one.
Test Tube Kitten.
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Mary-Kate And Ashley Being Huge Twins At A Basketball Game
Seriously, is it 1994 again?!
The Olsen Twins made a rare appearance together at the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden.
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To say they were simply #twinning is an understatement.
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They drank together (at exactly the same time.)
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They ate popcorn together (at exactly the same time.)
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14 Important Life Lessons From Jimmy Eat World's "The Middle"
“The Middle” taught us everything we needed to know about how to have a happy and fulfilling life.
Lesson 1: Don't give up on your dreams.
Lesson 2: Realize you're more self conscious about things than you ought to be.
Lesson 3: Give everything your best effort.
Lesson 4: Be diligent.
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There's A "Showstealer Pro Trial Version" Watermark All Over "Arrested Development"
Don’t worry, guys, it’s a joke.
Some scenes from the new season of "Arrested Development" are watermarked with the words "Showstealer Pro Trial Version."
This confused a lot of people.
If you pay careful attention, you'll notice the watermark is only one footage from past seasons of the show (AKA before "the great dark period").
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14 Exasperating Parts Of The Job Interview
By some miracle of the universe, you finally got a job interview!!! ZOMG. Now comes the hard part.
There's that lovely moment when the interviewer says "Tell me about yourself" and you have no idea where to start.
Art by Randy Glasbergen.
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Or when you study the company and do all this research and then forget everything the moment you start speaking.
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When they ask you why you want to work there.
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When they ask you what your biggest weaknesses are....as if you have any.
Art by Gail Weiss
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Can You Get Through This Post Without Tickling Your Screen?
It’s scientifically proven there’s nothing better than a pink puppy belly. If you can get through this post without touching your screen, you might want to get your soul checked.
The first challenge...
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He's facing the side to give you a little bit of a chance to resist. BUT CAN YOU?
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Oh no! Rolls! The number one game-changer in belly-tickling resistance.
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He thinks you should just give up and go for it.
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The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week
You voted — here are the results.
5. Kerry Washington At An Evening With "Scandal"
With 184 "FAB" votes.
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4. Nina Dobrev At The 2013 CW Upfront
With 213 "FAB" votes.
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3. Gillian Anderson At The 2013 NBC Upfront
With 227 "FAB" votes.
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Are You An Adult?
The answer may surprise you.
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The Grammar Nazi Is On A Mission
Great illustration.
Note the details: the asterisk on his helmet; the downvote "kills" on the fuselage. However, as any WWII expert will tell you, that's not a German ME 262 — the world's first jet fighter.
Via: reddit.com
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21 Breathtaking Photos From The Official World Trade Center Twitter
Working above 1,700 feet in the air!
Working above 1,700 feet in the air! Ironworkers install final sections on top of One WTC on Friday, May 10.
Via: @WTCProgress
"Iron workers and engineers prepare the beacon that will sit on top of One WTC's spire."
Via: @WTCProgress
Beautiful view of One WTC and NYC’s skyline.
Via: @WTCProgress
"From on top of One WTC, you can see the East River bridges, Brooklyn and Queens."
Via: @WTCProgress
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20 Types Of People In Line For The Midnight Movie
Learn them, love them, loathe them. Which one are you?
The First In Line
They showed up at least 48 hours ago with a tent, a grill, and lawn chairs. They will regale anyone within hearing distance of their courageous exploits against theater management and fire marshals.
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The Futile Ninjas
Dude, it's the opening weekend of one of the most anticipated films of the year. You can't pull the "crack the exit" maneuver tonight. Abort! Abort!
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The Newbie Cosplayers
They don't have any idea what they're doing, but with a little tin foil, some Goodwill clothes, and a lot of heart, they're giving it their all. Bless them.
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The Insanely Good Cosplayers
These people took a soldering class at the YMCA and are test driving a costume which lights up with LEDs and has moving parts. They can't sit down but WHO CARES OMG LOOK HOW SWEET THIS ROTATING WRIST GUN IS!
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"Fast And Furious 6" Made A Gazillion Dollars And Is Basically "Harry Potter" With Muscle Cars
Meanwhile, The Hangover Part III pretty much bombed.
Via: Katelyn Mullen, Genius.org
It's hard to fully comprehend the feat that Vin Diesel and The Rock just accomplished. A pair of walking, talking, winking, completely bald, six foot tall human biceps, they have put a middling relic of a franchise about cars (no, not aliens pretending to be cars, a la Transformers, but just cars) on their backs and carried it to the top tier of Hollywood.
Buckle up for this: in a three day opening weekend, Fast and Furious 6 has nabbed $98.3 million. And because we're in a four day Memorial Day Weekend, it's projected to reach $119 million. That is absolutely bonkers, and here's why.
Fast has outlasted video game, comic book and tons of YA adaptations, and put movies out on a consistent basis, unlike nostalgia-fueled flicks like the Rocky franchise. Really, its only true peer is none other than the Harry Potter saga.
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Also launched in 2001, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was an instant smash, earning nearly $1 billion worldwide. That far dwarves The Fast and the Furious's $207 million, and really, none of the numbers over the years are very comparable. But it has skyrocketed in profitability over the years, and so Fast is right on par with Harry Potter, start to finish, a product of organic growth and its own pure iron will.
You may not realize it, but there are lots of thematic and character similarities here (see: The Hero With a Thousand Faces). First off, we have the noble protagonist, born into cruel and unfair conditions, with a difficult family history. Dominic Toretto, meet Harry Potter.
For the plucky best friend and his love interest, we have a little bit of a twist. In the first film, Paul Walker's Brian O'Conner was the cop, a good guy but also an antagonist since everyone loves anti-hero Dom. They'd end up being best friends, and Brian fell in love with his BFF's little sister (Jordana Brewster), while Dom was devoted to the strong-willed, no-bullshit female lead Letty (Michelle Rodriguez).
Basically, it means that Dom and Brian swapped archetype ladies with Harry and Ron Weasley, since Mr. Lightning Forehead was the one romancing the little sister (Ginny) and Freckles ended up with the leading lady (Hermione).
There is also the powerful antagonist-turned-ally (The Rock is more or less Snape) and even an all-controlling baddie (Luke Evans and He Who Must Not Be Named) whose schemes are always one step ahead.
There's no real Dumbledore, but let's just give Ludacris that role, since they're both sarcastic and also really good with coming up with last minute technical magic.
Harry Potter is filled with quirky humor and earnest drama, but the Fast franchise is something different entirely. It is absolutely not a parody, but it pulls off the impressive feat of being entirely self-aware of its unintentional hilarity. And it's filled with obvious one liners, sentimental cliches, applause line punches and hang times only possible on the moon. And they all work.
Of course, other series have made more money, but even those ended before six films or were rebooted — see Spider-Man and Transformers for starters. Their trajectories are really entirely opposite of what Fast has accomplished.
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Oh No, Here's What The "Bananas In Pajamas" Look Like Today
Your childhood: RUINED.
When you were a kid, you watched these guys.
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"Bananas in Pajamas" was an Australian show that aired in the U.S. from 1992-2001, and it was amazing.
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Well, the show was revamped in 2011, and now they're all COMPUTER ANIMATED.
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Bananas then:
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Bob Dole Slams Republicans On Fox News
“Reagan couldn’t have made it.”
Former Republican Senate Majority Leader and 1996 GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole slammed the Republican Party on Fox News Sunday this week. Dole said the current party wouldn't welcome himself, Reagan, or Nixon and should go over their party policy.
"I think they ought to put a sign on the national committee doors that says 'closed for repairs' until New Year's Day next year and spend that time going over ideas and positive agendas," Dole said when asked about the state of today's Republicans.
Dole also said he doubted he could make it in today's party.
"I doubt it," Dole said. "Reagan couldn't have made it. Certainly Nixon could not have made it because he had ideas. We might have made it, but I doubt it."
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What It's Like Apartment Hunting In NYC
This must be what hell feels like.
Wow, I'm moving to New York. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. How exciting!
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Time to look for a place to live. Hello, craigslist.com!
Via: Arielle Calderon
Oh hey, this one's only 15 minutes from Midtown!
Source: newyork.craigslist.org
Not sure how this is "charming" but OK.
Source: newyork.craigslist.org
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Ukraine Holds First Gay Rights Rally Held Despite Opposition
Attendees wouldn’t let a court ban or anti-gay demonstrators stand in the way of making history.
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10 More Unfortunate Grammar And Spelling Mistakes
This is to(o) funny.
I would say "neigh" to that sandwich.
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Via Finland.
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A sidewalk of shame.
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Via Ireland.
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