It’s mere seconds before 1989 and these folks on a public access show seriously don’t know how to count. Hilarity.
Behold The Weirdest Way To Countdown To The New Year
Students Shut Up Extremist Preacher With A Make Out Session
Well… that worked.
Ah, the crazy preacher lady. Doesn't every campus have one?
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This particular crazy preacher lady was filmed ranting at the Cal Poly San Luis Obispo campus this week for over three hours:
So there was this crazy preacher lady yelling in the UU for 3 hours today, talking about how we're all damned to hell and how we're sinners but she's a saint because she's spreading the word of God (you know, the usual). She was just beginning a rant on traditional marriage and why gay people are evil when this happened.
Two boys decided to take a stand...
The Names Of "Game Of Thrones" Characters According To Someone's Dad
Ah yes, there’s Bastard kid, Blonde lady, One-Eyed Jack, and King Of The Guys.
Reddit user Sartro made his dad, a casual viewer of Game Of Thrones, try and name every character.
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As you can see, it's a lot more complicated than you'd think...
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The Definitive Ranking Of School Field Trips
Not every field trip was equally awesome. Ranked from worst to OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SEA LIONS.
Live art
Is it fun? C-
Is it educational? D-
You could always tell who was going to be a theater kid based on how excited they were about a regional production of "Macbeth."
Source: userpages.umbc.edu
Art museums
Is it fun? D
Is it educational? B+
You had to be quiet all day. Every person you learned about was dead. There was no food and nowhere to sit. Still better than class, though.
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Visiting an office
Is it fun? F
Is it educational? B
If you found staring into your bleak future educational, then yes, this was very educational.
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Religious sites
Is it fun? D
Is it educational? C
At least there was interesting stuff to look at and ample seating. Stained glass was kinda cool.
Source: ableman
Quarterback Feeds Giraffe
San Diego Zoo hosts San Diego football players.
Via: Ken Bohn / San Diego Zoo
An excellent tip arrived in the inbox yesterday featuring this sentence: "San Diego Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers scored points with giraffes at the San Diego Zoo earlier today as the quarterback fed the animals their favorite food: tasty biscuits." You can see Mr. Rivers and the tasty biscuits above. The giraffes pictured are Nicky (a 15-year-old female, the lower giraffe) and Silver, a 20-year-old male (the upper giraffe). There are five other Masai giraffes in San Diego besides these two, including a month-old baby.
What exactly makes these tasty biscuits so tasty? A zoo spokesperson says they're made of soy beans, sugar beet pulp and alfalfa meal with nutrients added.
Here's what sugar beet pulp looks like, apparently.
Via: web2.mendelu.cz
MMMMMMMM! Sugar beet pulp: it's what's for dinner, when Philip Rivers is cooking!
One final BONUS PICTURE: quarterbacks holding a bird! That's Charlie Whitehurst, left, and Mike Hermann with Matilda, a kookaburra. (And Meredith, a Charger cheerleader.)
19 Ways Mini Horses Are Out To Kill Exercise Balls
Watch out for mini horses. They are cold-blooded murder machines.
1. The "What Are YOU Looking At"
Don't even try to mess with this mini horse while he's getting his murder on. You could be next.
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2. The Not Worth A Second Glance
Ugh, stupid exercise ball. You disgust this mini horse.
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3. The Tiny Versus Tiniest
It doesn't matter how big or small the ball may be, nothing is safe from the mini horse's wrath.
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4. The Snacktime
Exercise balls make excellent enemies and chairs to relax on while enjoying a snack. Guess they're not all bad.
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Michael Shannon Belts Out Bon Jovi On The Red Carpet
He’s probably the coolest villain you’ll ever meet.
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34 Dogs Who Need To Be Cut Off
OK, it’s time to go home. You’ve had quite enough to drink.
Um, you know what, I...I think you've had enough.
Oh...yep...yeah, you're just falling all over the place now.
C'mon, dog, that's...that's a wall. Do you even know where you are right now?
No, that's it. You're done. Give me the bottle.
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The Aftermath Of Turkish Police's Crackdown On Park Protesters
See photos of what’s been described as Istanbul’s “uneasy calm.”
Violence escalated last night in Gezi Park, as police again used water cannons and tear gas on protesters.
Taksim Square on June 11.
Via: Lam Yik Fei / Getty Images
A protester, face stained by tear gas antidote, sleeps in Gezi Park.
Via: Vadim Ghirda / AP
But today, Taksim Square is reportedly largely cleared out.
A dismantled barricade set up by protesters outside Gezi Park.
Via: Lam Yik Fei / Getty Images
The park has been described as having an "uneasy calm" as police collected protesters' belongings.
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How To Nap Absolutely Anywhere
What in this world is better than a really solid nap? NOTHING, is the answer.
Being a person is exhausting.
So is being a cat.
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And sometimes the only thing you want is to curl up for a few minutes of rest.
No matter where you happen to be.
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Luckily, the whole world can be your nap-oyster.
You just have to be open-minded.
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Gay Teen Kicked Out By Parents Stuns "America's Got Talent" Judges
Jonathan Allen was kicked out by his parents on his 18th birthday.
Meet Jonathan Allen, a 20-year-old aspiring singer from Lawrenceburg, TN.
While auditioning for "America's Got Talent" he shared his personal story.
On his 18th birthday, his parents kicked him out for being gay.
He is currently unemployed, but looking for work.
Source: youtube.com
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20 Places To Go Camping Before You Die
The best way to experience a new place is to sleep outside under the stars.
Via: Joshua Bury / Getty Images
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This Is What China's Astronauts Will Eat In Space
People on Weibo are obsessed with what food China will bring on their space missions. Compare these with photos of Korean, Russian, and Japanese space food.
On Tuesday night, China launched Shenzhou X ("Arc Number 10") into space. According to the Financial Times, Beijing plans to build a space station by next year, and send crew to the moon by 2020.
Mostly, folks on Weibo are obsessed with what Chinese food they serve in space, especially since the launch coincides with Dragon Boat Festival, which is usually celebrated with a feast.
The Chinese crew was happy to oblige by showing their menus. Here's what they're having:
Sweet rice dumplings IN SPACE
The Dragon Boat Festival commemorates the suicide and drowning of poet Qu Yuan. You're supposed to toss dumplings into the river to stop fish from nibbling on his corpse, which is hella metal. This is what the astronauts will be eating (or feeding to cosmic fish) to mark the holiday.
Via: s.weibo.com
And this is what the dish normally looks like on earth.
Filled with sweet red bean paste.
Via: 52tongchi.com
Also for the holidays: sweet lotus seeds.
Can You Get Through This Post Without Falling In Love With Henry Cavill?
TRY IT, I DARE YOU.
Henry Cavill is the new Superman.
Source: interviewmagazine.com
He's also a flawless man machine.
Via: Upstreet Magazine
Behold his perfection.
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Look at those cute little hairs that fell out of place probably because they wanted to be closer to his heart.
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This Might Be Edward Snowden's Anime Role-Playing Profile And His Glamour Shots
His fighting styles were “Ni-Ten Ichiryu, Muay Thai, Brazilian Juijitsu, Girly Biting and Scratching.”
According to Reuters, Snowden had a profile on a now defunct website called Ryuhana Press:
But the website of Ryuhana Press, a now defunct start-up that had sold anime art, offers a glimpse of Snowden as a youth. As its web editor, Snowden's profile page is a mix of truth, sarcasm and silly jokes.
For example, he listed his correct birthday - June 21, 1983 - and noted that it falls on the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year. But he also claimed to be 37 years old and to have fathered two preteen children.
Using Way Back Machine Twitter user @nelikli was able to find a profile matching Reuters' description.
Via: web.archive.org
And an excerpt from "The Book Of Ed":
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Miley Cyrus And Justin Bieber Spotted Flirting, World Implodes
That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were seen out at the club and FLIRTING over the weekend. When asked about it she replied, "I’m ENGAGED! I’m engaged. That is impossible." ...but are you, and is it really? And is it weird that I want them to date just because they have the same hairdo?
Via: tmz.com
Now we know that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer named their twins Poppy and Charlie.
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Will Smith gave his son Jaden a kiss on the mouth, with tongue. So, that happened...
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Kanye West denies cheating on Kim Kardashian with the model/bartender/Canuck who told Star Magazine that they had hooked up at least twice.
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The City Of The Future Is Here
And you’ll never guess where it is.
This is Masdar City, the world's first zero-carbon city.
Source: inhabitat
Operating since 2010, you'll never guess where the world's greenest, most high-tech city is located.
Source: inhabitat
HERE....
Literally.
Source: affordablehousinginstitute.org
...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DESERT!
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Things To Put In The 2013 Time Capsule And Bury Forever
This is how we interact with each other. We have no one to blame but ourselves.
Selfies
We kinda love ourselves.
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Mama June Does The "Baywatch" Slow-Motion Beach Run
She’s no Pam Anderson, but she IS a fierce beach beauty.
Source: Splash News
Source: Splash News
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Source: Splash News
24 Models Who Started Their Careers Under The Age Of 18
New York is thisclose to passing a law that would offer models the same protections as all entertainers under the age of 18. If the law passes, hiring girls under the age of 18 would become a lot more difficult (and probably less desirable) — but top models have been starting their careers well before 18 for decades.
Not all of these ladies are still hitting the runway circuit in New York. Many have become famous enough to transcend the tedium of walking fashion week shows — but it's hard to imagine where fashion would be if they hadn't worked as much as they did when they were starting out as young teenagers.
Gemma Ward, 25
Teen Vogue's inaugural cover star, Australian supermodel Gemma Ward was scouted at 14, walking Sydney Fashion Week shows a year later — and was in demand on New York's runways before she'd turned 17. (She was also the youngest model to feature on the 2004 "Models of the Moment" Vogue cover.)
Via: Courtesy of i-D magazine.
Karlie Kloss, 20
She's starred in just about every major fashion campaign from Dior to Hermes to Oscar de la Renta — and she started at just 15 years old. She said several seasons ago that that age felt a little young to start out: "I wish I'd have been a little more mature."
Via: Courtesy of Teen Vogue.
Kate Moss, 39
Discovered famously at the age of 14 at the JFK airport in New York and posed for the cover of British magazine The Face at just 16.
Via: Courtesy of British Vogue.