Horses Are Scary
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10 Very Scary Old Dutch Work Safety Posters
Death, blood, and mayhem, artfully rendered.
1925. Killed by an electricity eel. Note the Grim Reaper waiting to catch him.
1925. YIKES. Killed by Exhausto.
1926.
1940. Saw that coming (sorry).
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17 Parodies Of Kanye's "Yeezus" Cover
Who would’ve guessed that you could do so much with such a minimalist design?
Animated GIF version
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DIY version
iPhone/Android iTunes version
Via: thenocoast.com
Ultra-minimalist version
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28 Reasons To Appreciate Your Dad This Father's Day
They’ve given you the gift of dad humor, for starters.
They helped you learn how to walk.
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And took care of you when nobody else could.
Source: Annie Robertson / via: thefriendlyfox.com
Because your father never played favorites.
Mainly because there weren't enough options.
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If it weren't for your dad, you wouldn't have someone to give sappy Father's Day cards to.
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15 Amazing Drawings Of Audrey Hepburn
Fan art: Everyone loves a little Audrey.
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by Ileana Hunter
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The 38 DILFiest DILFs Of Music
Happy Father’s Day, everyone
T.I.
T.I. is like the Jon Gosselin of DILFs but without all the Ed Hardy wear and bad attitude. He and his wife, Tiny, have a reality show about their immense brood. They have three kids together, and he has three kids through previous relationships and a stepdaughter from Tiny.
Source: ipowerrichmond.com
Chris Martin of Coldplay
My favorite aspect of Martin's relationship with Gwyneth Paltrow is that she's five years older than him. He's a DILF and cougar-bait, a rare combination.
Source: coldplayism.com
Jarvis Cocker of Pulp
I want to sleep with common DILFs like Jarvis. He has a son with his ex-wife who lives in Paris. Le DILF.
Via: Simone Joyner / Getty Images
Lenny Kravitz (with his daughter Zoe, who is gorgeous)
Via: Jason Merritt / Getty Images
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10 Most Insane Ads Of The Last 10 Years
AKA — when art directors drop acid.
Lee jeans. Is that you, Waldo? Waldo does wear jeans, but not jorts.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?
TV commercial for CheeseStrings, starring a character named Mr. Strings.
Yeah.
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The 20 Craziest Fandoms On Tumblr
They’re dedicated…and possibly insane.
Hunters (Supernatural)
So much crying. So much hurt. But they can't stop watching.
Via: bvannevel42fandoms.tumblr.com
Sherlockians
The long hiatus only heightens the frenzy.
Via: katisnotthesame.tumblr.com
Whovians
The range of emotions is bigger than the inside of the TARDIS.
Via: lumos5000.tumblr.com
Fannibals
They are new, but have grown fast.
Via: ineedtogotomymindtardis.tumblr.com
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20 Popular Pinterest Tips That Are Bold-Faced Lies
Hate to be the pin buster here, but SOMEBODY’S GOTTA DO IT.
Tip: use a can opener to open a frustrating clamshell package.
Has anyone ever gotten this to work? Because it DID NOT work for me. It just made a frustrating clamshell package that much more frustrating.
Tip: Mountain Dew mixed with hydrogen peroxide and baking soda makes an easy glowing lantern.
This doesn't work, unless you break apart a glowstick and dump the toxic contents into the bottle. Here's the proof.
Source: pinterest.com
Tip: put dryer sheets in a spray bottle with some rubbing alcohol and fill with warm water to create a fragrant room spray.
According to this pinner, the scent lasts all of about two seconds.
Source: bystephanielynn.com
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19 Reasons Summer Birthdays Are The Worst
Destroying b-day celebrations since the beginning of time.
You never got balloons at school like all the other cool kids.
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And you didn't get a special class dedication with a song or cupcakes.
Source: overtonsoffun.blogspot.com
Once the school year ended, you didn't even see half the people till next year.
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The Cancer zodiac sign is complete bullshit.
It looks like a 69 symbol and it's represented by a crab.
Source: slingshotchannel.blogspot.com
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Why You Should Invite Blake Anderson To Your Next Kegger
The frizzy-haired star of Workaholics would be fun at parties, you have to admit.
Via: Christopher Polk / Getty Images
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23 Highly Specific Types Of Porn You Can Find On Pinterest
Pornterest. You’re welcome/it’s SFW.
Spam Porn
Better than porn-spam.
Source: pinterest.com
Mineralogy Porn
Rock-hard.
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Dragonfly Porn
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Light Switch Porn
Such a turn-on.
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Source: pinterest.com
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The City Of The Future Is Here
And you’ll never guess where it is.
This is Masdar City, the world's first zero-carbon city.
Source: inhabitat
Operating since 2010, you'll never guess where the world's greenest, most high-tech city is located.
Source: inhabitat
HERE....
Literally.
Source: affordablehousinginstitute.org
...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DESERT!
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Marco Rubio Veers Right On Gay Issues
After previously taking care to avoid personal positions on several LBGT issues, the Florida senator got personal on same-sex couples’ immigration rights and “special protections” in the workplace.
Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) addresses the Faith & Freedom Coalition Road to Majority Conference Kickoff Luncheon in Washington June 13, 2013.
Via: Gary Cameron / Reuters
WASHINGTON — In a departure from his recent attempts to present a moderate face of the Republican Party on LGBT issues, Sen. Marco Rubio Thursday took aim at same-sex couples' protections in immigration reform and attempts to pass workplace protections for LGBT people.
On immigration reform, where Sen. Patrick Leahy has filed an amendment that would give same-sex married couples the same immigration rights as opposite-sex married couples, Rubio put his opposition in more personal terms than he previously has expressed.
"If this bill has in it something that gives gay couples immigration rights and so forth, it kills the bill. I'm done," Rubio was quoted by Yahoo News Thursday as saying during an interview on the Andrea Tantaros Show. "I'm off it, and I've said that repeatedly. I don't think that's going to happen and it shouldn't happen. This is already a difficult enough issue as it is."
Then, Think Progress reported Rubio's likely opposition to the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, a bill that would bar most employers from discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.
Asked if he would be supporting the bill, Rubio said, "I haven't read the legislation. By and large I think all Americans should be protected but I'm not for any special protections based on orientation."
At a BuzzFeed event in February, Rubio refused to take a specific position on ENDA and said only that debate over including same-sex couples in immigration reform would "make it harder to get it done." Rubio also has said he opposes a proposed federal amendment to ban same-sex marriage, saying "that's an issue that states are deciding."
Rubio on ENDA:
Source: thinkprogress.org
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12 Characters From Our Childhood That Were Totally A Little Queer
Just think about it.
When we were growing up, there were very few out characters in TV and movies. But maybe there was more of a representation of queer figures than we realized.
Spongebob from Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob, our flamboyant friend from under the sea, has long been rumored to be gay. His close friendship with Patrick and his affinity for bothering Squidward (the old conservative who lives next door) definitely make you wonder.
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Darlene from Roseanne
Yeah, we bet you do, Darlene. Darlene dated a couple of boys in Roseanne, and even got pregnant at one point, but it was pretty clear she wasn't really into them. Darlene was a complete tomboy, totally uninterested in doing anything that her popular and boy-crazy older sister did, and dressed in a uniform of flannel and baseball caps. Of course, Sara Gilbert did come out a few years ago as gay, making all of our dreams come true.
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Phil and Lil from Rugrats
Phil and Lil were the coolest bug-loving ambiguously-gendered twins on television. Sure, Lil wore the bow and Phil wore the blue shorts, but otherwise they were basically indistinguishable. And remember their gender non-conforming mom? Yeah, this was one queer family.
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Boston Tied Up The Stanley Cup Finals With This Wicked Overtime Wrist Shot
Five more games like this, please.
Early on in Game 2, it looked like more of the same from Game 1. Boston's Tuukka Rask certainly came to play.
As did his counterpart, Chicago's Corey Crawford.
A crazy, sharp-angled goal from Patrick Sharp put the Blackhawks up 1-0 in the first, and it seemed that Chicago's sustained pressure would make this one a laugher before long.
But despite 14 more scoring chances, the Blackhawks only led by one.
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The Literal Army It Takes To Get The President To Africa
Wow.
The President will make his first extended trip to sub-Saharan Africa this month. Obama will be going to Senegal, South Africa and Tanzania.
Leaked documents published by the Washington Post show exactly how gigantic of an undertaking this trip will be.
Source: whitehouse
According to the documents, close to 200 U.S. Secret Service agents will be dispatched for the trip.
Via: Jacquelyn Martin / AP
"A navy aircraft carrier, with a fully staffed medical trauma center, will be stationed offshore in case of an emergency."
Source: upload.wikimedia.org
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10 Best Big Ads On Buildings You'll Ever See
If you’re got a big idea, a big ad can make a big impact.
Via Shanghai.
Ad for Midea fans. That's the Haitong Securities building in the foreground, fairly famous in the architectural world for its unique wave design.
Very smart, and a bit unnerving.
In 2008, The BBC (ad agency BBDO NYC) created scenes on the sides of buildings made from coaxial cable as part of a promotion to get people to ask their cable companies to carry BBC World.
Second ad below.
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14 Ways To Ruin The Environment In 66 Seconds
This is unsustainable.
Everyone's always nagging you to live sustainably.
But what if you don't want to?
Source: youtube.com
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Dear Baby Kimye: Let Us Explain Your Weird And Wild New World
Being born is traumatic enough; imagine having Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as your parents! Here’s our baby present: a handy guide to the bizarre new life it is about to experience.
Via: Lucas Jackson / Reuters
Dear Kimye Baby,
Hi, how are you? Tired, probably, since you just took the ride of your life! Like any newborn, you're probably cold, confused and amazed by how much legroom there is outside the womb. I wish I could tell you that things are going to get easier, but take it from me, infancy and childhood just only get weirder — and I didn't experience anywhere near the bizarre things you're about to see.
Once you leave that cozy hospital, you're probably going to be chased by big men with flashing lights; those are paparazzi. See, your mommy and daddy are what we call celebrities, which means that society values them more than normal people. While it's usually boring to hear people talk about their lives and children and dumb complaints about stuff like being sick or unemployed, we lap up every bit of it when it comes from celebrities; when a celebrity baby — like yourself — is born, everyone wants to know every little detail.
That means that you'll be on the front page of a magazine in the next week or so. A magazine is a lot of fancy, glossy pictures and words stapled together, and if the people who make them can get cool babies like you on the front, they get a lot of money!
Money, by the way, is the stuff we use to exchange for other stuff. Good news: your mommy and daddy have a lot of it!
OK, maybe we should get this out of the way before you learn how to use the internet for realzies. Your mommy first got famous because someone took a very private video of her doing the same sort of thing that created you! That's what we call a sex tape, and boy did it get spread around but good. Basically, everyone's seen your mommy doing naughty stuff naked. To be fair, she's done some pretty epic things since — not everyone with a "sex tape" becomes famous for anything else.
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Your daddy is a rapper, which is what we call someone who says rhyming words really fast with great confidence. It's like singing but with less drama. He's super good at it, too, and he's got lots of awards for rapping. What's cool is that your daddy knows that he's super good at it, too; in fact, his most recent album (or, collection of rap songs) is called Yeezus, which is kinda like Jesus, who is this old bearded Jewish guy who a lot of people think was the son of God and died for their sins (not to get too serious on you, LOL).
Sometimes he says some pretty crazy stuff, too, like comparing himself to Steve Jobs (he made computers, which are magic boxes), Walt Disney (he invented Mickey Mouse!) and David Stern (tiny guy who runs a basketball league?). Maybe that's a little much, but he does have talent for making movies and clothing, too, so good job!
Because daddy is so good at rapping, he's got some super famous friends. One of them is named Jay-Z, who is kind of like daddy Kanye's big brother. They make music sometimes together, and that means that your mommy Kim and Jay-Z's wife, Beyonce get to hang out.
Thanks to their chill seshes, you do have a great new playmate who will definitely be able to give you some of her old hand-me-down clothing, which will be more expensive (meaning it'll cost more of that money stuff) than anything any other baby could own!
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