Yeah, I said it. Shopping sucks.
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What are you doing this weekend? Oh, right … another wedding.
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Wow.
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The decade that was truly, truly, truly outrageous.
To think there was once a time when children could be endlessly amused by a stuffed animal that simply folded into itself.
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Also, the life lessons Jem taught you:
1. It’s OK if your man cheats on you, as long as it’s with your secret alter ego.
2. Sometimes it’s way more fun to be the villain (looking at you, Pizzazz).
3. That anything can be solved by pressing down on your earring and saying, "Showtime, Synergy!”
You don’t go into a Mrs. Carter show without expecting to leave a changed person. You just don’t.
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Treasure the memories. With a big assist from Awkward Family Photos.
Unlike anything you usually find at the grocery store.
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SERVES 6
INGREDIENTS
5 black tea bags
1/3 cup water
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
2 cups heavy cream
1/2 cup whole milk
2 lemons
Make a cup of tea with three bags of black tea and brew for ten minutes. Add 1/2 cup milk to the tea (don't remove the bags) and chill in the refrigerator, along with all of the other ingredients, for a couple of hours.
Crack two eggs into a large bowl and beat them until they're fluffy. Add 1 cup sugar and continue mixing another minute until incorporated. Then add 2 cups of heavy cream and your milk/tea mixture, and beat again.
Add the juice and zest of one lemon and one bag of dried tea leaves. Give the whole thing a last whirl. Freeze the cream base according to your ice cream maker's instructions. When the ice cream is stiff, scoop it into a tupperware dish and set it aside in your freezer.
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An ice cream that literally has layers of flavor — the addictive orange caramel and savory-sweet olive oil and saffron ice cream are alternated in their container before freezing. Get the full recipe at Food52.
After eight years as an SNL cast member, Sudeikis finally confirmed he’s leaving the show. Here are some of his best moments.
Often, Sudeikis played the show's "regular" guy amid an ensemble of kookier characters — even when he was wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask. Nobody did it better.
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This series of female sports sketches were really just a vehicle for Sudeikis to deliver an increasingly ribald series of slogans about various lady products.
(Bonus Will Forte alert!)
This may be controversial, but I think Sudeikis has the better butt here.
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Andy Samberg may be playing Young Chuck Norris, but this is all about the commitment Sudeikis brings to belting the line, "Young Chuck Norris! This is a tribute to thee! Live on brave warrior — into e-TER-na-TEEEEEEEEE!"
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Eventually, we all agree with Roger Murtaugh. If you don’t know who that is, congrats - you’re still young.
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It all seems worth it when you graduate with a profound sense of self-respect. And a job.
Sorry I've been trained to be a master of efficiency.
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10 hours before the deadline:
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“This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.”
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Playing an instrument makes you hotter, which gives these already attractive indie musicians an unfair advantage. Here are 50 guys who look as great as they sound.
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… and it was glorious. Truth bombs were dropped. Arguments were made. Friends were lost. In the aftermath I like to think we all learned something about ourselves. At the very least, we learned a hell of a lot about Harry Potter.
SWASHBUCKLING BIKINIS!
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If you don't get the joke you also have to walk the plank. Sorry not sorry.
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A natural gas rig ruptured on Tuesday and partially collapsed into the Gulf after a fire broke out. All 44 workers were safely evacuated from the platform.
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The lack of sheen indicates there is no sign that oil or other hydrocarbons are being released into the water, reports AP.
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Summer has become long and boring since you came home from college. Bring on the land of keg stands, tailgating and overpriced textbooks.
Tequila, anyone?
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Oh hey, Earl.
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I doubt Eastern Middle Mountain City College of the Arts is better than my state school. YEAH OK.
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Mets outfielder Eric Young Jr., stepped on the Atlanta Braves pitcher’s right ankle in the eighth on Wednesday night in New York in what is likely a season-ending injury.
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Braves manager Fredi Gonzalez and a trainer rushed out to aid Hudson, who took off his cap and held his shaved head in his hands. EMS workers finally strapped the right-hander to a backboard and drove him off the field on a cart as fans applauded.
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Anyone who really grew up in the ’90s should have no trouble acing this quiz. You’re not some kind of poser, are you?
Is it weird that you now see where they were coming from?
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