12 TV Shows Of The Early 2000s That Teen Girls Loved

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OMG it’s been nearly 10 years since Laguna Beach debuted. Where does the time go?

Gilmore Girls, 2000-2007

The relationship you always never wanted with your mom. Unless, of course, she was Lorelai Gilmore.

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MTV's Cribs, 2000-present (apparently)

A look into the homes of celebrities and what you found there — lots of statues, fountains, dogs, and loneliness.

That's So Raven, 2003-2007

Is there anything better than the world's most fashionable psychic teenager?

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Lizzie McGuire, 2001-2004

Just a young teenager trying to be cool. In other words: you.

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Inanimate Object, Mascot, "Nobody" Finish High In Marlins Face-Of-The-Franchise Poll

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Miami’s branding efforts aren’t going so well.

The Miami Marlins may not have the worst record in baseball, but they're certainly its most depressing franchise. Merely a year ago they had so much promise. Today they are the George Costanza of the MLB. With the exception of Giancarlo Stanton and Jose Fernandez, they have no prospects, nothing on the horizon and no conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning. This poll from the MLB Network says it all.

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Let's take a quick look at these candidates.

Giancarlo Stanton — 49%

The overwhelming leading vote-getter to be the face of the franchise most likely will be traded for prospects within a year or so. And only started going by "Giancarlo" instead of "Mike" last year.

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"Pinky" The Dancing Flamingo

July 29, 2013, 6:00 pm

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A Chilean Flamingo named Pinky from Busch Gardens in Florida often performs this toe-tapping dance for guests, mixed here to appropriate music.

21 Reasons #StarbucksFail Is The Most Glorious Hashtag On Instagram

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Get ready for a whole LOT of #facepalms because these name mistakes are all kinds of #EPIC and #FAIL. It all started with my Starbucks order…

My name's Jared. But nice try, Starbucks...

This is an all time low @Starbucks. #starbucksfail

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I checked the #Starbucks fail hashtag to find out Becca had it worse...

I guess my name today is Gina. #thatsnotmyname #starbucksfail

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Her name's Mary!! But what's gender to Starbucks?

............ #barry? #barty? #starbucksfail

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Color...Karla...what's the difference?

Color aka Karla #starbucksfail

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16 Signs You Grew Up In A Restaurant Family

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Or if you are just curious what it’s like.

You started working at a young age.

Child labor laws? What are those?

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And continued through middle school and high school

Change your salad dressing one more time and I will slap you.

Family A

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There Is A Church Decorated With The Bones Of 40,000 People

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I’m not kidding, but I kind of wish I was.

The Cemetery Church of All Saints located in Sedlec, Czech Republic, seems normal enough...

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...until you actually get inside.

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Adorned with the skeletons of an estimated 40,000 human bodies, the Sedlec Ossuary has become one of the Czech Republic's creepiest tourist attractions.

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When the plauge struck Europe in the 14th century, mass graves were built in the Sedlec cemetery to accommodate all the bodies.

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36 Sexiest Fruits On The Planet

July 29, 2013, 6:30 pm

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NSFW because let’s face it, fruits are the porn stars of food.

Apples

There's a reason why eating an apple is synonymous with carnal sin.

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This apple proves that even fruit can pull off a thong.

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Let's Play Starbucks B-I-N-G-O

July 29, 2013, 6:45 pm

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You finally have a reason to be happy your Starbucks is full of hipsters.

The rules are easy!
1. Listen to the baristas call out names.
2. Since you are listening to the names, spelling (i.e. Lindsay vs. Lindsey) does not matter. This is obviously for the best since Starbucks baristas don't care about spelling names right.
3. First person to get a B-I-N-G-O wins.
4. You can pick whatever you want as the prize! (i.e. losers buy the winners their drink/a gift card.)

CLICK HERE for a printable four-player PDF version of this game!

Here are 5 game boards for you to use

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This Majestic Mountain Trail Is Trying To Kill You

July 29, 2013, 7:00 pm

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More like a majestic mountain of “NOPE.”

Picturesque Mount Hua is located in the Shaanxi province of China.

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Considered one of China's Five Great Mountains, it holds centuries of religious significance.

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Every year, hundreds of newlyweds flock to the destination.

Together they ascend the mountain to hang a lock from a red strip of cloth in a symbolic gesture of dedication to the marriage.

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With paths like the "Stairway To The Clouds," the spot is also popular among hikers and tourists.

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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Jim Rash

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You already know him as The Dean in Community , writer of movies like The Descendants and The Way, Way Back but tonight at 10pm — and Mondays hereafter — Jim Rash begins another new project: host of The Writers’ Room .

Sometimes, Completely Whiffing On A Point-Blank Shot Is The Best Way To Play Soccer

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Even Landon Donovan’s goofs were effective in the Gold Cup.

Stressful times abounded on Sunday afternoon as the United States men's national soccer team was deadlocked with Panama in the Gold Cup final in Chicago. Enter Brek Shea as a 68th-minute substitution.

It took just 42 seconds for Shea to put the American side on top for good — with an inadvertent assist from all-time national scoring leader Landon Donovan, who tried and failed to put in a great pass from Alejandro Bedoya.

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The ball would have probably gone in regardless, but only because Donovan's whiff was so utterly perfect.

Meanwhile, up in one of the press boxes, suspended USMNT coach Jürgen Klinsmann COULD NOT CONTAIN HIS EXCITEMENT. A close call in the 84th minute caused him to basically vaporize into the ether.

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This Video Of Emma Watson & Steve Buscemi's Faces Mashed Together Is Absolutely Terrifying

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It is 37 seconds of pure horror and the scariest thing you will see this summer!

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Couple Gets Booted From Portland Cab For Being Gay

July 29, 2013, 8:00 pm

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“You can’t be gay in my cab.”

A couple in Portland, OR, are claiming a cab driver kicked them out halfway to their destination due to their sexual orientation.

Kate Neal and her girlfriend Shanako Devoll, as well as a third passenger, hailed the Broadway Cab from downtown Portland on Thursday evening.

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About 15 minutes into the trip, the driver became angry.

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The cab driver saw us being affectionate and took offense to that. He started shouting really hurtful, mean and really homophobic remarks at us. We really didn't feel safe in the cab [...] I feel sad. I feel vulnerable. It was a very humiliating experience. I'm a little angry obviously and I feel bad. I feel sad for the cab driver really.

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Here's How You Got Your News Online In 1981

July 29, 2013, 8:15 pm

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This news report from the ’80s tells you all about how the Internet is changing journalism. Maybe so, but it takes forever.

First you need to call a number that will connect you with a computer in Ohio.

Then you press the receiver of the phone onto some tablet?

From the report: "When the telephone connection between these two terminals is made, the newest form of electronic journalism lights up Mr. Howard's television..."

It only takes two hours to receive the entire text of the paper and it costs $5 per hour to connect. But this is the wave of the future...

Just ask this expert!

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How To Throw The Best "Star Wars" Birthday Party In The Universe

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The force is with the luckiest 6-year-old ever! Your best birthday party just got schooled.

Imgur user Taylorxbug posted these amazing pictures from Ruby's birthday party. Best. Parent. Ever.

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Liz Lemon's Greatest Love Of All Isn't A Man: It's Food

July 29, 2013, 9:00 pm

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Although she marries Criss Cross in the last season of 30 Rock , the only thing Liz Lemon loves unconditionally and always stands by is her food.

She's extremely defensive of her delicious treats.

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She also tosses tables if her meal never arrives.

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"Fox And Friends" Fact-Checked Sarah Palin

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“I’m not sure that the numbers support that,” host Alisyn Camerota said over the weekend discussing a claim Palin made that the media was complicit in covering up the recent scandals that have plagued the Obama administration. “I think that there’s been even some significant outrage on the part of many media people and pundits over the IRS scandal for example,” Mike Huckabee said.

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30 Cool Things You'll See At The World's Largest Crafting Convention

July 29, 2013, 10:15 pm

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If you craft so much that you practically sweat glitter, then you might just faint over this assortment of cool products and inspiration from the 2013 Create-n-Connect Conference and Trade Show.

There was lots of cool ephemera and displays showcasing the products. This one was pretty darn awesome!

You better starting collecting old books from the thrift store now if you wanna get this look.

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Intricate paper and button art was everywhere!

Someone spent a really long time creating these ornate works in the DCVW booth! They were about 24 x 36 each in size.

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There was a really rad tie-dye-covered rainbow wall!

These ladies from the iLoveToCreate booth said they also dip-dyed their own dresses using the Tulip dyes! So cute!

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The Funniest (Yes, Funniest) Funeral Home Ads Ever Created

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Via Australia.

Just Cremations started this amazing campaign late last year, with this naked old man on a log ad.

Well, now they've got a whole slew of crazy-ass ads out there, including the above warm, loving layout.

What do funeral home billboards usually look like? Like this depressing crap.

The headline "No fuss..." is perfect. Normally, I'd poo-poo the misused ellipsis at the end of a line, but with this campaign, it somehow works.

And, what else is there to say about death that hasn't already been said?

Nice logo, too.

More ads below.
Campaign via tips.

That's right, have a slug.

Slugs for everybody.

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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Lilia Skala in Lilies of the Field

That white bib is sexy as hell, sister.

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Geraldine McEwan in The Magdalene Sisters

McEwan? More like McYouWin the title of most delicious frown lines. DAYUM.

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Anne Bancroft in Agnes of God

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THOSE LIPS? Perfection.

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Maggie Smith in Sister Act

Those broad shoulders are proof that there is a god.

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