Working in an office is for suckers.
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It’s the Rose Bowl of babies.
AnnArbor.com reports that a baby was born last week in a parking lot at Michigan Stadium, the famed Big House. Young Naomi Wozniak's mother Dominika is a tennis pro who teaches at the university tennis center, and her father Dave is a professor at nearby Eastern Michigan University. As Dave was driving Dominika to the hospital after her water broke, she realized that, with campus and a tourist-clogged downtown still between them and the hospital, the baby was on the way. They pulled over in a parking lot and, by the time Dave had called an emergency dispatcher and come around to Dominika, who was in the back seat, the baby was really on its way. By far the best part of the whole story is Dave's description of his role in the birth at that point: "I just caught it."
The parking lot they'd pulled into turned out to be on the grounds of Michigan Stadium, beneath the giant block "M" painted on the back of the Big House's north scoreboard. The rub is that Dave and Dominka met at the University of Oregon, and are Ducks fans.
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Per the Wozniaks' interview with local TV station WXYZ, though, Naomi "started as a Wolverine," which is confirmed by our artist's rendering of the incident, below.
It’s totally normal except for the train that barrels through it every hour!
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You know you got excited in 2004 every time you heard those Atlanta shoutouts from Usher. A-town down.
Roswell, Norcross, Marietta, Alpharetta, East Cobb, but you ALWAYS tell people you're from Atlanta so they don't think you're a redneck.
You know every word to this commercial whether you like it or not. In fact, it's the only reason you know that Morrow is even a place.
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Pepsi is not an option. That's a good way to lose a finger....or a hand (cough cough...).
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During the first six months of the year, 78% of all government requests for data Twitter received originated from the United States, according to a transparency report released on Wednesday.
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Watch this and you’ll never touch a razor again.
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It's science.
Just no.
Seriously? Neither of us are women. We're both guys. duh.
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Hey, do us all a favor and never open your mouth again.
LOL. Er, no. And I'm only speaking from personal experience, but even still, do you think if we tried to date a girl we'd be straight?
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OK. Just because we date the same sex doesn't necessarily mean we want to be women. And if we did want to be women, would this be an issue?
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I’m sure he has some pretty special pearls of wisdom, if only we could get a proper translator.
Live it, learn it, love it.
The act of two lesbians shacking up prematurely.
Q: What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A: A Uhaul
A lesbian who has never slept with a man. In other words, the Eagle Scout, the gold standard... the gayest of the gay.
Somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a soft butch. Not into makeup, but always has that Burt's Bees on hand.
Short for Debbie Downer, this is someone who always brings drama wherever she goes. A Deb always rains on your lesbian parade.
Pity the unaware urban explorers who next visit at night. Artist Herbert Baglione manages to capture fear and despair with a few strokes of the brush.
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Everyone makes mistakes, but it’s especially funny when big brands make them.
Not all Smurfs are created equal.
Smurfs 2 is out in theaters, but don't be confused by the addition of interlopers like Smooth Smurf, Clueless Smurf, and — yes — Party Planner Smurf. Instead, let's focus on the original inhabitants of Smurf Village, ranked here from least to most important members of Smurf society.
Does Lazy Smurf live a charmed existence? Sure. He spends all of his time sleeping. But aside from dreaming, he doesn't accomplish anything, which makes him the least productive member of Smurf society.
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Clumsy Smurf tries, so he gets points there. But he can't do anything right. He's kindhearted but dumb as hell, thereby doing more harm than good. Better luck next time, Clumsy.
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If Lazy Smurf is Sloth, then Greedy Smurf is Gluttony. Sometimes Greedy Smurf is combined with Baker Smurf, but that's absurd: Everyone knows the two Smurfs are enemies, with Greedy selfishly hoarding all of Baker's pastries.
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Including the giant movie star that Aladdin’s face was modeled after.
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Margaret Miles married Cathy ten Broeke at Minneapolis City Hall at moments past midnight, as the state’s new marriage equality law went into effect.
(Photo courtesy of David Brauer.)
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WASHINGTON — The wedding ceremony of Margaret Miles and Cathy ten Broeke began at Minneapolis City Hall at 11:38 p.m. July 31, 22 minutes before the city's mayor, R.T. Rybak, could legally marry the women.
Rybak opened City Hall for midnight weddings to usher in the first day that Minnesota's marriage equality law took effect. He personally married the women moments after midnight.
The moment — an hour after Rhode Island's marriage equality law took effect — made the state the 13th in the country, plus D.C., to allow same-sex couples to marry. It also marked a changed city in the long fight of gay and lesbian couples for legal recognition of their relationships.
Forty-three years ago, Richard Baker and James Michael McConnell were denied a marriage license in Minneapolis because they were both men. They sued to force the county to allow them to marry, but lost in an unceremonious dismissal of their appeal at the U.S. Supreme Court.
As the last minutes of Wednesday edged into Thursday, with the choir singing and City Hall filled with joyous onlookers, their cause saw its decades-delayed resolution.
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Because we could all use a little pick me up.
-Arthur Ashe
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-Henry David Thoreau
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-Marilyn Monroe
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-Bob Dylan
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Maryland can sometimes get lost in the commotion of Washington D.C. but don’t you forget about us!
Crab hammers not included.
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crabs, chips, french fries, popcorn, corn on the cob ...
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Hurray for beautiful people watching!
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You’ll be king of the trail.
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More info here.
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It would look batshit insane, according this new commercial.
This commercial is...a mess.
A big, hot, expensively-produced, sometimes funny, mostly idiotic, anxiety attack-inducing mess.
I guess when you're a $19 billion telecommunications manufacturer like Qualcomm, you can make a big dumb mess of a branding commercial that actually makes me want to throw my smartphone into the Hudson River, and go off the grid.
But, the "viral" video has 2.3 million views in three weeks, so I guess the Qualcomm brass think they got their money's worth.
Ad agency: The Viral Factory, London.
When you run into walls, it’s time.
