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Josh Thomas Wants To Talk About His Mole

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The 26-year-old’s new show, Please Like Me , is a heartfelt, funny, and extremely awkward look at coming of age, coming out of the closet, and dealing with depression.

Josh Thomas and Josh Thomas' face on a bus.

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Josh Thomas doesn't really have an agenda, although the 26-year-old Australian's show Please Like Me takes "realizing he's gay" and "moving back in with his mother after her suicide attempt" as a potentially provocative starting point. Please Like Me — which premieres Aug. 1 on Pivot, a newly launched channel targeting millennials — is in part a comedy about depression. Like the character he plays in the show, conveniently or confusingly also called Josh, Thomas sees depression as essentially mundane.

"If you live with someone that is depressed, the truth of it — it's not that dramatic, it's just a bit, kind of, 'Here we go, this is what we're doing today. This is sad. But we're gonna get through it,'" Thomas told BuzzFeed. "I want to tell the story as authentically as I can," he added, although he emphasized that he just writes about what he knows ("I'm just so comfortable talking about my private life: I just think because I'm not that clever").

His goal for the show he started working on five years ago is this: "I want people to like it. Put that in the title."

Although he writes and stars in the show, he said, "I didn't direct it because I'm not, like, that good at things. I kind of made the show the same way you would let an 8-year-old bake a cake. Like you have adults around to supervise, make sure that I'm not, like, touching the oven. But the kid, he made the cake. Like, I made it. There were just a lot of other people around making sure that I did actually create something."

Thomas started doing standup at 17, and he said he's always drawn on his actual life, which back then, "was mostly just, like, anecdotes about trying to finger girls." His parents, whose private lives he also airs in his act and in the show, are "not too worried about privacy, I guess. Like me." He's in Los Angeles for the U.S. premiere of Please Like Me; during the actual premiere, he will be appearing on a talk show, which is "not as exciting as getting full maggoted, you know what I mean?"

I did not.

"Is that an Australian thing to say?" he asked. "Gonna get full maggot, yeah."

Spelled like the bug?

"It is, that's what it is. Describing getting drunk."

While in Los Angeles, he's been haunted by giant images of his own face plastered on double-decker buses filled with tourists. In the second episode of the show, Josh describes his appearance as "a 50-year-old baby"; his face lends the lovable impression of a raw pancake.

"The whole filter of what [these tourists] see, everything they see in L.A., is via my disgusting face," said the pale comedian. "Their window is this disgusting mole on my lip, and all the sights of L.A. they're coming here to see — Hollywood, ooh, show business — is filtered through my disgusting face. Which I would be annoyed at, if I bought a ticket for that bus. I'd want to be on the 2 Guns one."

In Thomas' self-deprecation lies his charm: his gawky relatability. This shows in his Please Like Me character, who makes weird little jokes by his mother's hospital bed after her suicide attempt, who never shares his feelings, and who, in coming out is initially less concerned with the implications of homosexuality and more concerned with how his mole affects making out.

"That's one of the great things you can do in comedy, where you can kind of share experiences of things that are, like, a bit shit. Like farting is embarrassing. You can talk about farting. People can, like, share that experience. Or do, like, what we do in this show."


23 Bitchy Looking Houses That Can't Believe You Right Now

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So, uh, can you not?

This house can't believe you changed the music at the party because "you just had to show everyone this song."

This house can't believe you changed the music at the party because "you just had to show everyone this song."

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This house can't believe you're joking about wearing leggings as pants. You know how comfortable they are.

This house can't believe you're joking about wearing leggings as pants. You know how comfortable they are.

Source: creativegreed.com

This house can't believe you just wrote "would of."

This house can't believe you just wrote "would of."

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This house can't believe you haven't texted them back in over an hour.

This house can't believe you haven't texted them back in over an hour.

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Why Is "The New York Times" So Offended By Shirtless Guys?

How Edward Snowden Can Survive Russia

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Luxury living, a primetime TV show, and an endless flow of vodka could await the NSA whistleblower in Moscow. He just has to stay away from examining Russia’s own ills.

If Snowden wants to stay in Moscow, it'll cost him. The capital – where tepid coffee smothered in condensed milk will set you back $8.29 – was recently named the world's second most expensive city for expatriates in a survey by Mercer.

Moscow's (expensive) skyline.

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But if Snowden — who earned as much as $200,000 while an intelligence contractor — wants to test the high end of the market, he could check out vacant apartments at 3 Shvedsky Tupik, or Swedish Dead End. The heavily guarded compound is a stone's throw away from the Kremlin, home to several members of Putin's inner circle, and has two apartments on the market for over a year, yours for only $50 million.

Snowden's potential home on "Swedish Dead End."


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Watch Justin Bieber Put A Fan’s iPhone In His Pants And Rub It Around During A Concert

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The pop star told screaming fans to “refrain” from throwing objects on stage during a performance in Newark on Tuesday. Then, someone tossed an iPhone.

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"I said don't throw stuff on stage and this is what they, they throw a phone on stage... I mean, I do need a new iPhone," Bieber said as the crowd screamed.

18 Barbie Dolls From The '80s And '90s That Are Worth A Fortune Now

Senate Approves Several Out Gay Nominees, With No Opposition

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Four ambassadors and a senior Justice Department official were among several nominations approved by the Senate on a voice vote Thursday night.

United States Ambassador to Australia John Berry

WASHINGTON — Being an out gay nominee for appointed office isn't the controversy it used to be.

The Senate confirmed John Berry to serve as the ambassador to Australia — the first out gay ambassador to a G-20 country — on a voice vote Thursday, along with three other out gay ambassadorial nominees: Rufus Gifford as ambassador to Denmark, James Costos as ambassador to Spain and Daniel Baer to the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe.

Also confirmed on a voice vote was Stuart Delery, a senior Justice Department official who is gay and argued for the Obama administration in court that the Defense of Marriage Act should be struck down as unconstitutional, to serve as assistant attorney general for the Civil Division.

In contrast, the first out gay ambassadorial nominee, James Hormel, faced a far different task. Nominated by President Clinton to serve as ambassador to Luxembourg, several senators refused to let the nomination go forward and Clinton eventually named Hormel to the post as a recess appointment.

Earlier, Clinton also nominated the first Senate-approved out LGBT nominee for any position. Clinton's nomination of Roberta Achtenberg to serve as assistant secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, however, famously led Sen. Jesse Helms to announce on the floor of the Senate his refusal to vote for that "damn lesbian."

Thursday was far less acrimonious, with the five out LGBT nominees coming as part of a package of dozens of nominees approved by the Senate on a voice vote.

"Today the U.S. Senate confirmed five highly qualified nominees to important posts who happen to be gay," Human Rights Campaign president Chad Griffin said in a statement to BuzzFeed.

"It is a testament to President Obama and the U.S. Senate that the sexual orientation of these nominees was irrelevant to their qualifications for their posts, as it should be. All Americans should be proud to have these fine public servants representing the interests of the United States," Griffin added.

One out nominee for an ambassadorship whose nomination has sparked some controversy in the country where he is to serve — James "Wally" Brewster's nomination to serve as ambassador the the Dominican Republic — was not among the several ambassadorial nominations approved Thursday night.

Here's Kate Hudson In A Classy Patchwork Denim Minidress

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No really, she looks great. Really great, and thus like nothing you’d expect from someone wearing denim patchwork.


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10 Outfits From YA Fiction You Wish You Owned

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Young Adult books for girls have always had the best, weirdest, most vivid outfit descriptions. Here are 10 we STILL want.

The Baby-Sitters Club, Ann M. Martin

The Baby-Sitters Club , Ann M. Martin

"I changed my mind six times before I decided on this pink shirt I got the last time we went back to New York City to visit friends. Big, bright green and yellow birds were splashed all over it. It was gigantic, so it would be cool. I put it on with a pair of baggy shorts, looped a wide green belt around my middle, and hunted up some jewelry—silver bangle bracelets and a pair of silver earrings shaped like bells that actually ring when they dangle back and forth." - Stacey, The Baby-Sitters Club #8: Boy-Crazy Stacey, 1987

Via: Jen Lewis/Buzzfeed

Nancy Drew, Carolyn Keene

Nancy Drew , Carolyn Keene

"Titian-haired Nancy was a trim figure in her olive-green knit with matching shoes. Beige accessories and knitting bag completed her costume." - Nancy Drew #5, The Secret at Shadow Ranch, 1931

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Gossip Girl, Cecily von Ziegesar

Gossip Girl , Cecily von Ziegesar

"A buxom, raven-haired, long-legged L'Ecole girl greeted Blair from Nate's bed ... Lexique, whose name was really Lexie, was wearing a lavender-and-mustard-yellow hand-dyed cotton wraparound dress that looked homemade but had actually been purchased at Kirna Zabete for four hundred and fifty dollars, and those ugly flat Pakistani sheep-herder sandals from Barneys that everyone but Blair seemed to think were so cool this year. Lexie's face was makeup-free, and she cradled an acoustic guitar in her skinny arms." - Gossip Girl #7: Nobody Does It Better, 2005

Via: Jen Lewis/Buzzfeed

Little House series, Laura Ingalls Wilder

Little House series, Laura Ingalls Wilder

"Laura smoothed her dress. It was brown calico sprinkled with red flowers. Her hair hung down her back in long, brown braids, and a red ribbon tied their ends together. There was a red ribbon around the crown of her hat too." - By the Shores of Silver Lake, 1939

Via: Jen Lewis/Buzzfeed


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Facts That Will Completely Horrify You

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Now you can creep out your co-workers with these fun facts. Just don’t be THIS creepy .

27 Brutally Honest License Plates

Why A Twitter-Monitoring Startup Just Raised $165 Million

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Hootsuite is an enterprise-grade Twitter client that just raised a huge pile of cash. But a big chunk of that is going to help early investors cash out.

Via: flickr.com

The collective jaws of the Web dropped today on news that Hootsuite, a client that monitors social media networks for large companies, announced it was raising a large round of funding.

The surprise didn't come from the fundraising round, but rather the amount that the company raised: $165 million. Even for an enterprise-grade company, that is an enormous amount of money typically reserved for the likes of a massive build-up in infrastructure or headcount, and somewhat unusual for a company approaching around 250 employees.

The reason the round is so large, however, is quite typical to startups: a chunk of the investing round will be used to cash out early investors and provide liquidity for owners of the company, Accel Partners partner Ryan Sweeney — which invested in the current round — told BuzzFeed in an interview. Though, he wouldn't say exactly how much would be used to help existing investors cash out.

"It's not atypical for these growth-stage rounds, so there's some liquidity," he said. "Part of this transaction is cleaning up that cap table and surrounding them with good people. You're resetting the clock — though it's not all for liquidity, we're putting money on the balance sheet in a very significant way."

Hootsuite gives larger companies a way to monitor what consumers are saying about the company on various networks like Twitter, but also Facebook, LinkedIn and others — even Pinterest, for example.

"If I had to sum it up for you, this is fundamentally the way we believe companies are going to communicate with individuals," he said. "It's gonna bypass email, and Hootsuite is powering that."

15 Woody Allen Leading Ladies

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When Woody Allen likes an actor, he tends to use her over and over again — especially if they happen to be married. Here are 15 women who appeared in more than one of the prolific writer-director’s films.

Take the Money and Run.

Via: American Broadcasting Company

Bananas.

Via: United Artists

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask).

Via: United Artists


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The 13 Most Unbelievable Sports Moments In Movie History

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I realize these are only movies, but COME ON!

Smalls' First Catch - The Sandlot

Smalls' First Catch - The Sandlot

What Happens: Smalls explains to Benny that he can't catch, so Benny, being awesome at everything, including friendship, tells Smalls to stick his glove out and he'll take care of the rest. So Smalls stands there, raises his glove high into the air, and Benny hits the ball perfectly into the mitt.

Why It's Implausible: I realize Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez is a legend among heroes, but to hit a ball perfectly into a mitt that far away, without the fielder moving at all, is damn near impossible. It's like bozo buckets for baseball, but on the hardest possible level of difficulty.

Does This Ruin The Movie? Nothing can ruin this movie.

Rocky's Last Fight - Rocky Balboa

Rocky's Last Fight - Rocky Balboa

What Happens: Rocky Balboa fights the newly crowned world heavyweight champion, Mason Dixon. The two men go the distance and Rocky loses by a split decision.

Why It's Implausible: Let's look at the facts. At this point in time, Rocky is in his fifties and hasn't boxed in 16 years. Sure, he's in good shape, but his opponent is in his prime and the current world champion. And even though Dixon injured his left hand in the second round, he still should have knocked out Rocky or at the very least won by unanimous decision.

Does This Ruin The Movie? No, because it made us forget about Rocky 5.

Edward Norton's Reverse Dunk - American History X

Edward Norton's Reverse Dunk - American History X

What Happens: Edward Norton and his fellow skinheads play a game of hoops against some black guys in Venice Beach. Norton wins the game on a reverse dunk.

Why It's Implausible: Edward Norton can barely dribble a basketball, so there's absolutely no way he could do this. Also, no man has ever worn jorts that long and performed a reverse dunk. It has never happened in the history of basketball.

Does This Ruin The Movie? It doesn't ruin the movie, but it makes me laugh and that seems like the wrong reaction at this point in the film. Racism isn't a joke, y'all.

Watch the clip HERE.

The Floater Pitch - Rookie of the Year

The Floater Pitch - Rookie of the Year

What Happens: Upon realizing that her son has now lost the ability to throw the heat, Henry's mom suggests that he "float it" instead. So he winds up, tosses a lollipop to the best hitter in the league, and the batter completely whiffs on it to strike out.

Why It's Implausible: He's a professional hitter and he can't even make contact with an underhand toss? Are you kidding me? It's not even like he was thrown off by an off-speed pitch and was way ahead of it. He was literally licking his lips in anticipation. Dude should have knocked that sucker out of the park. Or at the very least, fouled it off.

Does This Ruin The Movie? No. This is actually the most realistic part of the movie.


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Paul Scheer's 11 Fail-Proof Steps To Becoming A Gigantic Celebrity

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The creative mastermind who stars on The League and Adult Swim’s NTSF:SD:SUV:: shares his tips for reaching the A-List.

Want To Be A Star?

Want To Be A Star?

Look at this man. Look at him. Keep looking. A little bit longer.

He's very serious.

Paul Scheer has learned a lot about stardom over the past decade, ever since his profile launched thanks to the cult hit MTV sketch comedy show, Human Giant, that he created with Aziz Ansari and Rob Huebel. Between a ton of movie roles and two starring gigs on television — catch his police procedural satire NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursday nights at 12:15 am — Scheer has seen the wheels of the celebrity mill suck up and spit out a brigade of dreams, and he's here to offer you a guide to reaching the top of Hollywood and never looking back. In his own words:

Get Your First Role, By Any Means Necessary

Get Your First Role, By Any Means Necessary

"The best way to get your first role is to make an internet audition. Get it out there for the fans. Get people behind a part that doesn’t exist yet. What’s coming up in the Marvel world? Let’s say Ant-Man. You’re like all of a sudden making a video where you’re crawling on the ground like an ant, people are like, 'I like this guy, this is a vision for the character I didn’t have, let’s hire him.' Boom, you’re in.

Second way to go: Hand jobs. It’s great. You find out who’s working on that movie — producer, director, all those people — and you just crank out some HJs. Solid HJs. It’s Hollywood here, so you’ve got to give the strong ones out. You can’t mess up the wrist. This is for a major part in a motion picture. If your form is off — it’s like holding a pencil. You put your forefinger and thumb above it, you gotta practice the technique. No one likes a sloppy HJ. I’ve read that in many books about Hollywood."

Lots And Lots Of Selfies

Lots And Lots Of Selfies

"Take 8-to-12 selfies a day. And I mean simple stuff, like what kind of juice are you drinking? Four of those shots have to be saying simple stuff like, 'Don’t I look so ugly?' But you don’t, you actually look really super hot. Maybe you have your shirt off, maybe you’re just really made up. You have to say you’re really ugly so you can get all these comments so people can boost your ego. If you’re going to be a big time celebrity, you need people to help elevate you every step of the way. You can’t just go out into the world without validation.

Then other ones are just weird product placements, like maybe you want a picture of you eating Pretzel Chips. Just be like, 'Just kickin’ back, eating the new potato chips.' That’s a little sponsorship money. You’re living a very important lifestyle now, so you need to show off that the products are your friends. And even if you aren’t sponsored by Pretzel Crisps — I would love to be sponsored by Pretzel Crisps — you get the word out and people start to think, 'Oh my god, this person is the new face of Pretzel Chips.' And then Pretzel Crisps has no choice, they have to hire you. You’re calling the shots."

Have A Devoted, Ecelctic Entourage

Have A Devoted, Ecelctic Entourage

"You need to hire a guy who is at least 400 pounds. He is your bodyguard. Granted, he doesn’t look like he could move quickly or do anything of any activity, but he is going to be your sole protector. He seems intimidating. You need that 400 pound guy that can waddle with you. You need to make sure that when you hire him, he brings his own stool, because he cannot stand for more than a few hours.

You definitely need a person who dresses like you and acts like you and only tweets to you. I call that person the superfan, the SFW, the single white female. You need that person in the mix. You need to show that you are a relatable down to earth person, and you do have friends, and they do care about you, even though it’s hard to distinguish between you and them.

It’s an overused one but a good one: You need to have a baby in that mix. And that baby needs to be talented. Ideally, if you’re a woman you don’t want to have that baby, so you’ll have to make up a story about how it was left on your doorstep or you have a crazy sister. If you’re a dude, you can say your ex-girlfriend died, it makes you very sympathetic. And if the baby has talent, it’s super cute, because then you can put it in costumes, and when you go out and get the photo-op, the baby can breakdance or do something cute for TMZ."


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The Incredible Story Of The Marine Who Finished A 5K Race With The Little Boy Who Asked Him For Help

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“Sir, will you please run with me?”

This is Lance Cpl. Myles Kerr, a 19-year-old Marine, running in a 5K over the weekend.

This is Lance Cpl. Myles Kerr, a 19-year-old Marine, running in a 5K over the weekend.

Source: facebook.com

For the 5k at the Venetian Festival in Charlevoix, Lance Cpl. Kerr opted to run the event wearing boots and utes and carrying a ruck sack. Several minutes after the other Marines he was with had finished, Lance Cpl. Kerr still had not crossed the line. They feared his extreme level of motivation may have caused him injury and/or fatigue resulting in him dropping out of the race. Moments before they ran back through the course to recover their fellow Marine, Lance Cpl. Kerr came around the last turn along with this small boy. The boy had become separated from those who he had started the race with. He asked Lance Cpl. Kerr, "Sir? Will you please run with me?". Throughout the course, Lance Cpl. Kerr urged him on when the boy wanted to give up and ensured that the boy saw the course to completion where he was reunited with his party. By his unwavering commitment to help those in need through his ability to inspire others by his unequivocal level of motivation, Lance Cpl. Kerr reflected great credit upon himself and was keeping in the highest traditions of the United States Marine Corps.


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10 Vines That Make Good Birth Control

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Are you sure you want kids?

This one that displays the high volume of screams a single child can produce.

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This vine that prepares you for all the future after-school meetings you'll have to attend.

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This one that conveys the level of sassiness toddlers can achieve.

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This vine that explains why you can never travel with small children.

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Taiwanese Lawmakers Exchange Punches Over Nuclear Plant Bill

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Legislators were voting Friday on whether to adopt a controversial national referendum on the construction of the country’s fourth nuclear power plant in New Taipei City.

The Democratic Progressive Party blocked an entrance with chairs and ropes in hopes of preventing the parliament session:

The Democratic Progressive Party blocked an entrance with chairs and ropes in hopes of preventing the parliament session:

Via: Pichi Chuang / Reuters

They also blocked a second entrance to keep the ruling Nationalist Party out:

They also blocked a second entrance to keep the ruling Nationalist Party out:

Via: Pichi Chuang / Reuters

One lawmaker put on a helmet to prepare for the coming brawl:

One lawmaker put on a helmet to prepare for the coming brawl:

Via: AP

Legislators from the Nationalist Party finally broke through the doors and were very unhappy:

Legislators from the Nationalist Party finally broke through the doors and were very unhappy:

Via: Pichi Chuang / Reuters


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When JFK Met A Troll Doll

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In 1963, a troll doll had a formal White House visit with the president.

In 1963, Betty Miller became the first female pilot to fly solo across the Pacific Ocean.

In 1963, Betty Miller became the first female pilot to fly solo across the Pacific Ocean.

In recognition of her accomplishment, President Kennedy invited her to the White House to award her with the Federal Aviation Administration’s Gold Medal for Exceptional Service.

In recognition of her accomplishment, President Kennedy invited her to the White House to award her with the Federal Aviation Administration’s Gold Medal for Exceptional Service.

Via: Abbie Rowe/JFK Library

But Miller didn’t come alone; she brought her lucky troll doll named "Dammit," who had accompanied her on the record-setting flight.

But Miller didn’t come alone; she brought her lucky troll doll named "Dammit," who had accompanied her on the record-setting flight.

Via: Abbie Rowe/JFK Library

JFK and Dammit being formally introduced.

JFK and Dammit being formally introduced.

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10 Dating Truths As Told By Clarissa Darling

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Clarissa Explains It All totally got the dating experience right. Here’s proof that not much has changed since the ’90s.

Here, wisdom plucked directly from an old Clarissa Explains It All episode (called "Blind Date" from Season 3) dealing with the horror that is dating:

After 99 percent of your blind dates, you go home feeling like you could have done something way more productive or fun with your evening.

After 99 percent of your blind dates, you go home feeling like you could have done something way more productive or fun with your evening.

The odds are against you.

The odds are against you.

You've done your fair share of dating guys for the wrong reasons.

You've done your fair share of dating guys for the wrong reasons.


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