Hammertime is actually the scariest time.
These stories will make the stork seem like a legitimate birthing method. Warning: slightly NSFW language ahead.
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Your pee is more powerful than you think.
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It was all part of a nutritious breakfast.
Here’s an adorable outtake from Tom’s first TV job in the ’80s.
Bill Ray’s photos of the members show a different side of the now infamous gang.
Hells Angels members and an old lady (what they called their girlfriends) drink beer in California, 1965.
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Hells Angels members ride from San Bernardino to Bakersfield, 1965.
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Because, Ryan Gosling.
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A 1960 pamphlet given out to children by? — funeral homes.
This pamphlet, from the early 1960s, was produced by the International Order of the Golden Rule, "a not-for-profit membership organization of independent, family-owned funeral homes located throughout North America and overseas.'
Yes, it was given out to children at viewings and visitations and such.
Enjoy.
Nice try, Google Glass… Star Trek was already all over that in the ’90s.
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Bigger isn’t always better. Unless we’re talking about slices of cake.
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These days, everybody’s a critic. See what the discerning critics of Amazon have to say about AFI’s “Top Ten Greatest Movies of All Time.”
Rotten Tomatoes score: 100%
Top critic review: Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly (May 1, 1991):
“Fifty years after its release, Citizen Kane still seems richer, bolder, more spectacularly alive than any other film of the studio-system era. Regardless of how many times you've seen Orson Welles' 1941 masterpiece, it always feels like the first time.”
Rotten Tomatoes score: 100%
Top critic review: Vincent Canby, The New York Times (March 16, 1972):
“Francis Ford Coppola has made one of the most brutal and moving chronicles of American life ever designed within the limits of popular entertainment.”
Rotten Tomatoes score: 97%
Top critic review: Bosley Crowther, The New York Times (Nov. 27, 1942):
“Yes, indeed, the Warners here have a picture which makes the spine tingle and the heart take a leap... They have used Mr. Bogart's personality, so well established in other brilliant films, to inject a cold point of tough resistance to evil forces afoot in Europe today. And they have so combined sentiment, humor and pathos with taut melodrama and bristling intrigue that the result is a highly entertaining and even inspiring film.”
Rotten Tomatoes score: 98%
Top Critic review: Amy Taubin, The Village Voice (Aug. 1, 2000):
“The film's claim to greatness lies in Scorsese's devastating critique of the very codes of masculinity that shaped him as a filmmaker, and in Robert De Niro's performance, through which that critique is made flesh.”
Let Mother Monster guide your life.
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Imagination doesn’t need pre-fabricated sets! It’s easy to see why some of these fan builds have won awards at the annual BrickCon.
The good people of Michigan might be able to get used to this Jose Iglesias fellow.
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Holy Moly!
Not listed: # of homophobic remarks per match.
Bear witness to eternal regret.
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…so far.
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J.M. Berger, an analyst and consultant on al-Qaeda and extremist groups as well as the author of the book Jihad Joe: Americans Who Go to War in the Name of Islam successfully launched an effort to troll jihadists who were using a hashtag to solicit media tips on Twitter.
Watch as Chappo adorably freaks out when “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” comes on TV! (Thanks for the tip, Jessica !)
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