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32 Times Sandra Bullock And George Clooney Looked Like They Were In Love Recently

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Okay, so I know they’re currently on a promotional tour for their new movie Gravity and they’re forced to spend time together, but I’m still convinced they’re gonna get married.

When they were on the set of their new film this summer and looked like a family.

When they were on the set of their new film this summer and looked like a family.

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Then George had to stop walking and take a picture of Louis because he was so adorable.

Then George had to stop walking and take a picture of Louis because he was so adorable.

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Then Sandra linked arms with George to look at how adorable that photo of Louis was.

Then Sandra linked arms with George to look at how adorable that photo of Louis was.

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When they were standing very close to one another on a boat in Venice promoting their movie.

When they were standing very close to one another on a boat in Venice promoting their movie.

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18 Products That Will Vastly Improve Your Relationship

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Love is patient, love is kind, love is a bunch of brilliant gadgets that you need to have right now.

This mattress that solves the essential dilemma of cuddling.

This mattress that solves the essential dilemma of cuddling.

The foam slats mean that the big spoon doesn't need to sacrifice his or her arm comfort in order to really snuggle in there. Its creator is still on the hunt for investors, so if you are an investor, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET ON THAT.

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A tandem umbrella.

A tandem umbrella.

So you don't poke your boo in the eye while trying to keep them dry.

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A silent dual alarm clock.

A silent dual alarm clock.

You each wear a ring that vibrates when you respectively need to wake up, so your sweetie pie's 5 a.m. barista shift doesn't have to cramp your style.

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23 Unconventional But Awesome Wedding Ideas

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You gotta keep those unsuspecting guests on their toes. Steal these ideas before they become standard wedding fare.

A guest box instead of a guest book, where guests can record a message on video.

A guest box instead of a guest book, where guests can record a message on video.

The technology is now. And besides, according to the experts, handwriting will be phased out within 20 years anyway.

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A ring bearer who's also a high-security agent.

A ring bearer who's also a high-security agent.

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An adorned reception bathroom.

An adorned reception bathroom.

The bathroom: underrated and overlooked. Meanwhile, your attention to detail will NOT go underrated and overlooked.

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Is This Lawyer Billboard Some Kind Of Joke?

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Via Ontario.

This distracting at Hell "public service" billboard is brought to you by the counselors of Findlay Personal Injury Lawyers (website — warning a video ad autoplays) of Ontario.

It begs several questions:

• Who the fuck are they kidding? They want every able-bodied man, woman, and teenager TXTNG & DRVNG, because TXTNG & DRVNG = more business for them.
• Has this billboard, in fact, caused any accidents?
• If so, did any personally-injured folks retain Findlay to sue the billboard media company?
• Or, did any personally-injured folks retain the services of another law firm to sue Findlay?

Their yellow pages ad, featuring stock photo injured-healed father, and son.

Their yellow pages ad, featuring stock photo injured-healed father, and son.

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This Dashcam Video Of A Landslide In Taiwan Is Absolutely Terrifying

Taken Out Of Context, These Vintage Comic Book Panels Are Wildly Homoerotic

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Comically Vintage takes vintage comic book panels out of context. The result is quite often homoerotic.

The super addictive Tumblr Comically Vintage does a great job of showing us just how gay comics were before a gay character, like Kevin Keller, even started appearing in strips. Comically Vintage has collected thousands of panels from old comic books, ripped them from their storylines, and -- as their tagline says -- "Hilarity ensues."

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There are panels that are sweet:

There are panels that are sweet:

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Cory Booker Walks Back Opposition To Military Intervention In Syria

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After making an impassioned case earlier this week against another war, the senate candidate defers to Obama’s judgement. “I expect that the president will clearly delineate what the strategic objectives are,” says Booker.

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LONG BRANCH, N.J. — On Wednesday, Cory Booker's position on military intervention in Syria was clear: He opposed it.

In an interview on HuffPost Live, Booker said that he was "profoundly war weary"; that the United States "should not be going to war" or "unleashing missiles"; and that he disagreed with President Obama, his biggest booster, on whether the use of chemical weapons automatically requires a military response.

"I'm not drawing the red line that I know the Obama administration did," he said.

Booker, the Newark mayor and frontrunner to replace the late Sen. Frank Lautenberg in the U.S. Senate this October, is already a Democratic Party star. And he emerged that day, somewhat unexpectedly, as one of the party's biggest names resisting action in Syria — just as Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry were readying an aggressive case to do the opposite.

But by Friday, as the White House made a public push for a strike on Syria, Booker softened his anti-war language and emphasized that, as a candidate, he does not have access to the intelligence briefings offered to sitting members of Congress.

By Saturday morning, after the administration declassified information about the gas attack that killed more than 1,400 people last Wednesday, Booker said his "default position [was] peace and non-violence always," but suggested that he'd wait to see "what the president decides."

And by Saturday evening, after Obama announced that he would seek Congressional authorization for the use of military force, Booker released a statement that praised the president for consulting Congress and urged members to return to Washington "immediately to consider this matter."

But Booker remained noncommittal as to whether he supports or opposes military intervention, and did not say how he would vote on the issue as senator, unlike his Republican rival Steve Lonegan, who said Saturday afternoon in a statement that he would cast a vote against the measure.

Booker did vow that, if elected, he would "always approach the question of military intervention as a last resort," but he declined in the statement to weigh in specifically on the White House's support for the use of force in Syria. He stressed instead his belief that the administration must lay out "clear, achievable objectives and a credible path to achieving them."

"As part of the process of working with Congress," Booker said, "I expect that the president will clearly delineate what the strategic objectives are, and what limited military action will specifically achieve in Syria."

The Newark mayor noted again that "as a candidate for office," he does not have access to classified information.

Booker's reaction to President Obama's announcement, delivered Saturday afternoon in the Rose Garden, reflected a more circumspect approach to the crisis in Syria relative to the impassioned case he made to HuffPost Live against another war. And it may have offered a glimpse at some of the challenges he'll face if elected — he is the overwhelming favorite to win — when his bold rhetoric meets legislative reality.

Even as he walked the Jersey Shore boardwalk with Rep. Frank Pallone at a campaign event Saturday morning, before Obama's remarks, Booker maintained that he hasn't changed his anit-war stance. "My default position is peace and non-violence always," he said, during a brief interview in Long Branch. "Any action should be the last possible choice that we make."

Asked about the declassified intelligence report that detailed the death toll of the Aug. 21 gas attack — 1,429 people, at least 426 of whom were children — Booker called the figures "very compelling" and acknowledged a moral obligation to act in some form.

"Obviously, there needs to be a response, but the question is what is it, and is it going to be perfectly attenuated to the outcomes we want," he said. "All these things, I think, are in the president's mind, and we're going to wait and see what decision he makes."

13 Iconic '90s Cartoon Character Outfits Recreated

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Get your Helga Pataki on.

Of Doug.

Dress by Tara Jarmon at Harvey Nichols, $425.
T-Shirt by Guess at Yoox, $39.
Tights by Plush at Shopbop, $35.
Boots by Paul Andrew at Shobop, $1,365.
Clutch by Olympia Le Tan at Farfetch, $1,769.
Beret by Helene Berman at Jules B., $83.
Sunglasses by River Island, $26.
Hair dye by Manic Panic at Hairproducts.com, $10.

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Of The Wild Thornberrys.

Plaid shirt by Aéropostale, $20.
Crop top by Miss Selfridge, $21.
Boyfriend jeans by Topshop, $30.
Shoes by Dr. Martens at Zappos, $110.
Headphones by Nixon at Swell, $130.
Lip balm by Bare Escentuals, $12.

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Of Rugrats.

Dress by Camilla and Marc at Les Nouvelles, $220.
Top by Jackpot at Zalando, $85.
Tights by Betsey Johnson at Zappos, $17.
Socks by J.Crew, $9.50.
Sneakers by Vans at JC Penney, $55.
Hair bow by Claires, $4.50 each.

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Of Daria.

Crop top at New Look, $5.
Flare jeans by Stella McCartney, $520.
Heels by Call It Spring at JC Penney, $50.
Necklace by Louise Gray at Asos, $83.
Belt by Diesel, $98.
Lip gloss by Philosophy, $7.

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Journalist David Frost Dies At 74

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Frost, known his 1977 interview with former President Richard Nixon, passed away Saturday.

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British journalist David Frost died at age 74, his family told the BBC Sunday.

Frost was known in the United States for his 1977 series of interviews with former President Richard Nixon, the first since he resigned from office. Nixon admitted he had made mistakes and said, "I let the American people down and I have to carry that burden with me for the rest of my life." The interviews were the basis for the 2008 Oscar-nominated film "Frost/Nixon."

Frost, who was born in 1939, died of a suspected heart attack on Saturday night aboard the Queen Elizabeth cruise ship where he was scheduled to speak.

He began his career on satire and sketch comedy shows, but later became the only person to interview every British prime minister who served from 1964 to 2007. He also interviewed every American president from 1969 to 2008.

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Fight LGBTs Like Russia Fought The Nazis, U.S. Anti-Gay Activist Tells Putin

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In an open letter to the Russian president, activist Scott Lively tells Vladimir Putin his fight against the “homosexualist movement” has just begun.

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American anti-gay activist Scott Lively, who faces charges of hate crimes for his work on Uganda's "Kill the Gays" bill, has told Vladimir Putin that Russia's "gay propaganda" bill does not go far enough in addressing "the problem" of LGBTs.

In an open letter sent August 30, Lively praised the Russian president for setting "an example of moral leadership that has shamed the governments of Western Europe and North America" with his campaign against LGBT people, but said "the battle to protect your society from homosexualization has only just begun."

As a long-time leader in the pro-family movement who toured your country in 2006 and 2007 advocating the very policy you have enacted, I want to caution you not to assume that you have fully solved the problem by the enactment of this law....Few political agendas in the history of mankind have marshaled the tenacity and resolve of the homosexualist movement. Its activists are driven by an implacable militancy and a zeal to advance their own self-serving interests that rivals even the most fanatical religious cults.... Perhaps through the inspiration of your leadership, an alliance of the good people of our countries with those of your own, can once again in some cooperative fashion, redeem the future of mankind from a Fascist Leviathan, just as we did in World War II.

Lively first gained an international platform with the book The Pink Swastika: Homosexuality in the Nazi Party, a widely discredited work that alleges a cabal of gay men close to Adolf Hitler masterminded the Holocaust. His message found special resonance among religious conservatives from Eastern Europe, for whom World War II is a not-too-distant memory.

Appealing to the collective Russian memory of fighting the Germans in World War II, Lively seems eager to hand Putin more ammunition by invoking arguments from his book laying blame for the Holocaust on gay men.

In the coming months and years Russia and Her people will be increasingly portrayed by emotion laden and abusive hyperbole as bigoted haters, intent on exterminating homosexuals. Indeed, the propaganda campaign on that theme has already been initiated, with video footage purporting to show Russian neo-Nazis beating homosexuals now being circulated on the Internet, along with the false implication that this is the intent of your policy.... Indeed, this "gay" narrative that equates opposition to homosexuality with Nazi-like genocide is in part an attempt to obscure the ugly roots of the modern homosexualist movement in pre-Nazi Germany.... German fascism was formed and facilitated by masculine-oriented male homosexuals in response to an effeminate model of homosexuality which held that all homosexualist men were actually female souls trapped in men's bodies.

J. Lester Feder is a BuzzFeed contributor and 2013 Alicia Patterson journalism fellow.

The Eel World: Inside Maine's Wild Elver Turf War

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Bill Sheldon buying eels in Brewer, Maine

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High Street in Ellsworth, a busy four-lane road lined with a Denny's, a McDonald's, an L.L. Bean outlet, and a Sun360 tanning salon, leads to Mount Desert Island and Acadia National Park. Beyond the strip malls and lobster pounds, further down east, are scarlet-hued blueberry barrens and miles of unbroken fog. Drive from southern Maine in the summer and you're bound to sit in Ellsworth traffic. Guidebooks claim the regional identity of the city has been stripped away, but at 3 a.m. the morning I arrived, a sign flashed outside the pet store in the cold night air: Cleaner Net & Air Pump For ELVER.

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Behind Jasper's Motel and Restaurant, a yellow extension cord snaked through the window of Room 27 and connected to a 110-volt bubbler pumping oxygen into a tank of elvers on the back of a Ford Super Duty, or, as its license plate says, EEL WAGN. This is Bill Sheldon's truck. He's an affable, clean-shaven guy, aged 67, with glasses and an LED light clipped to the brim of his hat. In 2012, he paid his fishermen $12 million for elvers (about a third of the estimated $40 million paid out in Maine over the season) and, for a couple weeks this spring, the elver kingpin holed up at Jasper's Motel with a half million dollars in cash. The best runs and the best money too, he said, arrived on dark, moonless, rainy nights.

The elvers flew out of Logan or JFK international airpors to China and Taiwan in clear plastic bags filled with oxygenated water to feed the fastest-growing animal-feeding operations on the planet: Asian aquaculture. The baby eels, two inches long with glassine bodies, nearly invisible sperm-shaped fauna with a thin black vertebrae and a pair of magnificent black eyes, swim inland on the final stretch of a five-month, several-thousand-mile-long quest to find a freshwater home.

Eel farmers need babies caught in the wild since no one's reliably bred the species in captivity. They are reared in ponds like seedlings: Plant a farm with elvers and, in six months, a pound of elvers might yield 1,200 pounds of meat that then might, at $10 a pound, fetch $120,000. Seventy percent of eels, unagi, was sold in Japan, according to one estimate by the newspaper The Yomiuri Shimbun. James Prosek's seminal book on the subject, Eels, reports that some 40% of eel eaten in a Manhattan sushi joint probably flew from Maine to Asia and back again. Scarcity drove the prices up and, stream-side, a pound of elvers sold for around $2,000. Rumor had it some fishermen were clearing nearly $100,000 a night.

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One foggy Saturday in mid-April, with a light drizzle on the windshield at daybreak, I sat with Sheldon in the Eel Wagon. He was in a parking lot near the Union River, its banks all lit up with LEDs and Coleman lanterns, the fishermen said, like the Vegas Strip. Sheldon seemed preoccupied. He clicked a Carhartt pen. Under his armrest, in bank bundles of ten grand and five grand, he kept piles of money. (He said he paid the owners of the parking lot, a local construction company, a onetime fee of $5,000 to keep a rival dealer off his turf — apparently a Korean guy in a white-paneled van, whom I never saw — though another dealer told me, "Ellsworth is lousy with Koreans.")

Recently the local paper, the Bangor Daily News, reported that MS-13, the El Salvadorian drug gang, was after dealers' cash. A pillhead had also followed Sheldon down to the river one night. "If I was sitting in New York City, selling roses or whatever, chances are I'd get robbed," he told me. "The fact that I can run around with all this money just speaks well for Down East Maine people. Certainly some bad apples. But to be able to operate like this, I don't know what it means, except what I just told you." Elver fishermen returned with wads of hundreds when Sheldon overpaid, which happened quite often, probably, I'd guess, on account of taking prescription medical marijuana. Nonetheless, he wasn't taking any chances. A flare gun dangled from the grab handle of his truck ("So I can shoot him in the guts," he said, pointing the thing out the driver's side window), and he displayed a black Glock .40 on the dash.

Everywhere the elver dealer went so did Larry Taylor, a stocky, 48-year-old guy in jeans and a sweatshirt. Taylor had a concealed .45, a 9 mm in his belt, and a 12-gauge pistol-grip pump. A friend told him Sheldon was looking for someone with a concealed carry permit, and Taylor, a contractor, was laid off, he said, "because of mud." (Mud season, in other words, makes outdoor work all but impossible.) All morning, the two dumped buckets of eels into a fine-mesh net. Before daybreak, a young woman in rubber boots and a big sweatshirt pulled up to the parking lot. Small talk.

"How's little Alyssa?"

"A little better."

Sheldon weighed a squirming mass, a softball's worth of elvers, in a metal mixing bowl. "Thirty-six hundred dollars," he said. "You'll get even more tomorrow night."

"I will? That's good."

A while later, another fisherman rolled in with less than a fifth of a pound. Sheldon hopped behind the wheel of the Eel Wagon. "Nobody else caught nothing," he said, punching numbers on the oversize buttons of his calculator. "Six eighty-four," he said, and counted out $700. "Have breakfast on me."

Around daybreak, Taylor drove over to Dunkin' Donuts, and then the two went back to Jasper's Motel, where they continued dealing in the back lot.

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In 1970, a fisheries attaché in Tokyo sent a memo asking if the state of Maine had enough elvers to warrant a commercial fishery. The task fell to Sheldon, a state employee with a newly minted degree in wildlife management from the University of Maine at Orono. His boss told him, "Bill, go out and find out if we got any."

Over the next two springs, 1971 and 1972, Sheldon found transparent elvers — "glass eels," as he called them (he and many others use the terms interchangeably) — swimming up every stream he visited: the Kennebec, the Penobscot, the Pleasant, and the St. Croix. The transparent fish shimmied over waterfalls, rocks, fishways, and straight up the face of hydroelectric dams. His report, "Elvers in Maine: Techniques of Locating, Catching and Holding," describes the basic life cycle: In November, orphaned at birth in the mysterious depths of the Sargasso Sea at the heart of the Bermuda Triangle, eels begin their elusive migration as transparent ribbons "shaped like willow leaves." Known as leptocephali, literally "slim-headed creatures," they float up the East Coast on the North Atlantic Drift and — with no homing instinct — they're blown inland. They wriggle toward the smell of freshwater in Florida, up the East Coast all the way to Maine and Greenland, or to the coastal waters of Haiti and Venezuela if the currents carry the larvae southward. In freshwater, translucent glass eels develop into pigmented, serpentine elvers.

Eels live for up to 20 years, and the American species, Anguilla rostrata, once inhabited nearly every body of freshwater east of the Mississippi. Sheldon didn't say then — and no one can really say to this day — why eel migration is the reverse of most other fish and why at the end of their life the entire population heads back to their birthplace in the Sargasso Sea where they have one last orgiastic night before dying. "Wherever eels spawn," he wrote, "it seems likely that the entire North American population could be sustained by the spawning of adults from only a few of the freshwater population."

A mature female pumped out as many as 22 million larvae, and where brackish tidewater met freshwater, Sheldon began catching them in a homemade Sheldon's elver trap, a shoebox-sized cage cobbled together with wood and a window screen with a garden hose for a carrying handle. He sent one batch to Japan just to see if they made it alive. They made it, but Japanese buyers preferred the Japanese eel, Anguilla japonica. A pound of American eels were worth $30, so Sheldon went into the lobster business. By the late 1970s, a Washington Post headline read, "Japan Interested in Maine Trash Fish." ("For a while," the Post story said, an eel fisherman "was getting $300 per pound… But the bottom fell out after only a few months." One guy kept elvers in a wooden water tower in an attempt to stockpile but he too was left with nothing when the market crashed.) Former North Carolina Sen. Jesse Helms accused Japan of manipulating prices in 1978; a buyer in San Francisco told the Wall Street Journal that Americans simply didn't know how to handle their eels.

Sheldon began chasing the elver runs, traveling to Florida in January and fishing right up the East Coast. It was legal in all the coastal states. Elvers reached New Jersey in February, and when they hit Maine in March and April, he came home. In 1995, a shortage of Japanese eels sent prices from $55 a pound to $300, and anyone with a mesh net began staking out claims. Police reports began filtering in that year: Fishermen pushed each other into streams, fistfights broke out, and gas tanks, some said, were being filled with bleach. Property owners lobbied to keep the working-class trespassers off their waterfronts. Those selling adult eels for bait wanted to put a stop to catching the baby elvers. Sheldon argued the high natural mortality rate meant any elvers he caught might be eaten by predators anyway. By the late 1990s, Florida, Connecticut, and New Jersey banned elver fishing. One 1999 Bangor Daily News editorial said fishermen could not be blamed for an apparent decline in eel populations; these laws were motivated more by snobbery than biology.

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Biologists have never witnessed an eel's entire life cycle and never counted every elver invading all the world's rivers and streams, but, by many estimates, the range of American eels has contracted over the last century. Few, if any, eels survived the journey down the St. Lawrence River and into Lake Ontario, and the population fell to as little as 1% the historic level. Along the banks of the Kennebec River in central Maine, a fisherman named Doug Watts found piles of rotten eels below a hydroelectric dam. An eel passed through a turbine looked like bloodied fingers stuck through a whirring window fan.

In 1997, Watts petitioned the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to have the species listed as endangered. Nothing really happened. In 2011, Craig Manson, a former Bush administration official and the head of a nonprofit in California called the Council for Endangered Species Act Reliability, or CESAR, sued the feds. Some fishermen suspected Manson was part of a right-wing conspiracy to disrupt the Endangered Species Act. What better way to get the attention of East Coast politicians than by listing the eel as endangered and forcing federal agencies to remove some 25,000 dams to accommodate them, sabotaging the Act's reputation to force the issue of reform? When I put these allegations to Manson, he said, "My mother would be shocked to hear that." The legal petition he filed, if anything, appeared to exhibit a genuine concern for the species even if it was, as Watts said, some sort of "nine-dimensional chess." Either way, Watts said with all the cash being waved around, the overseas demand guaranteed a state-sanctioned extinction of some of the last eels left on earth. "We're giving our birthright to a bunch of people from Asia. 'Here, have 'em! Drive 'em to extinction!' In 20 years, the truck I bought with that eel money, the oilcan's going to break on a dirt road and I'm going to be divorced and that's it! There's your species! This is the economics of planned, deliberate extinction."

Scientists from the International Union for Conservation of Nature and Natural Resources consider the European eel (Anguilla anguilla) endangered and met in July to discuss the imperiled status of the Japanese eel. Meanwhile, American eels went from $300 a pound to $3,000, creating a black market halfway around the world. If the nighttime standoffs and the poachers caught in New Hampshire and Rhode Island this year were any indication, the promise of striking it rich — with or without a state-sanctioned license — proved irresistible all along the Atlantic coast. In early February, three men were caught with 24,250 elvers in New Jersey. (One of them, Robert Royce, was once allegedly involved in a scheme to import 25 tons of marijuana from Haiti. He'd since changed his last name but not, it seemed, his ways.) Marine patrol officers caught another New Hampshire man in Maine with over 100,000 illegal elvers. Selling a pound of illegal elvers would probably cover the fine.

One morning, after Sheldon smoked his prescription meds and began writing out receipts, I asked if he ate at the sushi place across from his motel, which sold roasted unagi (freshwater) and anago (saltwater) for $5.50 and a signature roll with eel for $12.50. Eel tasted like spaghetti, as far as he knew, but the Asian chefs were after the texture. They filleted and grilled the oily flesh over an open flame, or steamed and smothered the meat in soy sauce. Every year, Japan celebrated Doyo Ushi No Hi, a traditional eel-eating day in late July when restaurants served unagi as a source of stamina during the sweltering summer heat.

"I had smoked eel one time," Sheldon said, "and I tasted it for two days." All of a sudden, he opened his door and rolled out of the Eel Wagon, leaving its door ajar, money locked under the armrest. Seconds later, he returned with a single elver, a translucent wriggling worm of a fish, its thread-like black spine visible through the skin. The elver tickled his palm. He tilted his head back, opened his mouth, and dropped it in. Eyes closed, Sheldon gripped the skin around his Adam's apple. Then, he swallowed and waited. "Right around here," he said, "he starts swimming back up."

Kevin Shi

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The taste for eel drove hundreds of buyers to Maine. A dealer from the Eel Depot in Flushing, Queens, Kevin Shi, 42, with spiky hair, glasses, and a can of Coke in his hand, first claimed to speak no English and then told me in rapid-fire clip, "I buy for Chinamen." In his rented Maine warehouse, he kept a shotgun propped up behind the rice cooker. Other dealers said the 2011 tsunami had wiped aquaculture ponds and sent the price skyrocketing. Sheldon claimed he had been in the midst of an international bidding war. Korean buyers called him. He mimicked his conversation.

"I don't have any for you. I'm selling to China."

"Well, we pay you the same."

"Nope."

"Well, we pay you more."

Sheldon then called his buyers — Chinese guys who wired him $600,000 on handshake deals — and said, "These guys want to pay me more for the eels. It's pretty hard to turn down a bigger offer."

"We'll match the price. Fuck the Koreans."

That, in so many words, Sheldon said, was the reason so many dealers and fishermen and poachers were running around. There was simply too much at stake.

Six hours into the day and not yet 9 a.m., his cell phone went off, a duck call: quack, quack, quack. "Go ahead," Sheldon said.

"Sorry to bother you. It's Solomon. You down by the river or up at the hotel?"

"At the hotel. Take your time."

A stream of water spilled into the parking lot at Jasper's Motel and a line of fishermen formed — lobstermen in hip waders, young guys in Adidas track pants, a woman in a neon Harley sweatshirt. All carried five-gallon buckets outfitted with battery-operated aquarium pumps. The pumps had names like Hush Bubbles and sold for $15 down at the pet store. Fishermen dumped buckets of water through a fine-mesh net. Sheldon weighed out the elvers and counted out hundred-dollar bills. Around 9 o'clock, a woman with brown hair who looked about 40 walked toward Room 27.

"I don't need toilet paper," Sheldon said, shouting. "I don't need towels." (The housekeeper took him seriously and delivered neither towels nor toilet paper to Room 27.)

One of the guys standing at the Eel Wagon said, "He don't bathe."

Sheldon lowered his voice. "I don't," he said. "I'm in the water every day."

When he returned from his nets on the Union River, everyone else stood back. Four pounds and later six pounds. (For those keeping score at home: That's one night, a bad night, mind you, and he'd have paid out nearly 20 grand for those elvers.) One fisherman said, "The man can fucking fish." Sheldon said it was simply a matter of knowing when to set out your nets.

EDM Festival Cancelled After Two Deaths

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The Electric Zoo dance music festival held on Randall’s Island in New York City ended a day early after two concertgoers died from apparent overdoses of MDMA.

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The Electric Zoo Festival, a dance music festival held on New York City's Randall's Island, was cancelled Sunday after two attendees died.

Jeffrey Russ, 23, of Rochester, N.Y., and Olivia Rotondo, 20, of Providence, R.I., died from an apparent overdose of MDMA, according to The New York Daily News.

"The founders of Electric Zoo send our deepest condolences to the families of the two people who passed away this weekend," organizers said in a statement. "Because there is nothing more important to us than our patrons, we have decided in consultation with the New York City Parks Department that there will be no show today."

The festival, which was in its fifth year, was scheduled to end Sunday with headlining acts Armin Van Buuren, Sebastiona Ingrosso, Steve Aoki and Laidback Luke to perform. Tickets to the festival cost $179. Last year, it attracted 100,000 people.

Organizers said refund process information would be posted.

Diane Keaton Is Reviewing Hot Guys On Twitter Now

21 Things Celebrities Did This Week

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From the completely random to mundane, here are all of the noteworthy things that you probably missed for your viewing pleasure.

Sandra Bullock and George Clooney promoted their movie Gravity in Venice.

Sandra Bullock and George Clooney promoted their movie Gravity in Venice.

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Vin Diesel was extremely excited about getting his star on the Walk of Fame.

Vin Diesel was extremely excited about getting his star on the Walk of Fame.

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Chloe Sevigny flawlessly rode a Citi Bike.

Chloe Sevigny flawlessly rode a Citi Bike.

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Benedict Cumberbatch sipped tea.

Benedict Cumberbatch sipped tea.

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One Direction's Concert Doc: Better Than Katy Perry, Worse Than Justin Bieber

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One Direction: This is Us is neither the worst nor the best 3-D concert film at the box office.

Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson in One Direction: This Is Us

Christie Goodwin

Look, I'm just the messenger here.

After weeks of promotion and buzz, One Direction's 3-D concert film One Direction: This is Us pulled in an estimated $17 million over the first three days of the four-day Labor Day weekend. Measured against the non-holiday opening three-day grosses for the recent micro-genre of theatrical concert movies (most of which have been released in 3-D), that puts Niall, Zayn, Liam, Harry, and Louis smack in the middle of the pack, behind the concert films for Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. Hannah Montana), Justin Bieber, and Michael Jackson, but ahead of the films for the Jonas Brothers, Katy Perry, and the cast of Glee. (The figures are a bit worse for 1D if you factor in the per theater average, which reflects roughly how full each theater actually was.)

There are couple caveats here: It is impossible to know how many folks holding out to see One Direction: This is Us until Labor Day itself would have seen it earlier had Monday not been a holiday. (Don't worry, 1D fans: I will update this post tomorrow with the full four-day figures.) And both the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus film and the Michael Jackson film were billed as limited runs, giving fans more of an imperative to race out to see the film on its opening weekend before it left theaters. (Of course, both films ended up extending their runs beyond their short engagements after their initial box office proved so lucrative.)

Still, given the rabid fervor of 1D fans online, this result is perhaps a bit surprising. Here is how the numbers break down:

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour

Opening weekend: $31.1 million (in 683 theaters)
Per theater average: $45,600

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Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Opening weekend: $29.5 million (in 3,105 theaters)
Per theater average: $9,500

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20 Ways You Know You Go To A Small Liberal Arts College

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Because your individualized learning is paramount to the classic college experience.

Nobody can REALLY be defined by a clique, because you can't just choose one activity.

Nobody can REALLY be defined by a clique, because you can't just choose one activity.

Because how could you choose between cross country, student council, RAing, and your improv group?

You can walk from one side of campus to the other fairly quickly, but instead you choose to complain about it.

You can walk from one side of campus to the other fairly quickly, but instead you choose to complain about it.

The 5 minute-trek to get food in the cafeteria isn't worth it. Delivery pizza it is!

You're probably stuck in a town in the middle of nowhere, whose inhabitants may or may not know the difference between Shakespeare and Shaquille O'Neal.

You're probably stuck in a town in the middle of nowhere, whose inhabitants may or may not know the difference between Shakespeare and Shaquille O'Neal.

And you're stuck with them for four years. Maybe stay in that college bubble?

You're forced to live on-campus with your classmates for longer than your friends at state school.

You're forced to live on-campus with your classmates for longer than your friends at state school.

Let's be honest. Living next to freshmen was only ok when you were a freshman.


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Amanda Bynes Breaks Twitter Silence With "I Love Drake" Tweet

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Of course she still does. :\

Amanda's last tweet was on July 19th — right before she was put on a 5150 psychiatric hold. Since then, she has been held in UCLA Medical Center where she is undergoing psychiatric care and evaluation.

...so how did she tweet this?! TMZ suggests that Amanda's doctors asked for an extension again on Friday — so perhaps she attended the court hearing and was given access to her phone? Still, a message of "thanks for the support" or "I'm okay, guys" would have been a little more reassuring than her weird obsession with Drake. I guess therapy can't cure everything...

Twitter: @amandabynes

30 Delicious Things To Cook In September

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Cool enough to turn on the oven, but still warm enough for ice cream. September, you’re the best.

Calendar by Modern Printed Matter.

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WHAT'S IN SEASON:

(This will vary depending on time of the month and where you live)

Apples
Arugula
Beans
Beets
Corn
Cucumbers
Eggplant
Fennel
Figs
Grapes
Mangoes
Melons
Okra
Pears
Peppers
Plums
Pumpkins
Raspberries
Shallots
Sorrel
Summer squash
Tomatoes
Watercress
Watermelon
Winter squash

Roasted Beet and Citrus Salad with Mustard Vinaigrette

Roasted Beet and Citrus Salad with Mustard Vinaigrette

Recipe here.

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Peanut Butter Cup S'moreo Bars

Peanut Butter Cup S'moreo Bars

And, the s'moreo is born. Recipe here.

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