You’ll be grinning from ear to ear, whether you like it or not. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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He would know. He has the mug to prove it!
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Stephen Colbert is a superior father and he has the proof to back that up. "I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad," he told BuzzFeed. "That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those."
The Colbert Report host took time to chat via phone while promoting his new DreamWorks animated comedy, Mr. Peabody & Sherman, in which he plays a less-than-perfect father named Paul Peterson. "It's like Midnight in Paris, but for kids," Colbert said of the film.
Outside of the realm of animation, the comedian has three children (ages 18, 15, and 12) with his wife Evelyn McGee. Below, Colbert talks about what it's like to be a famous dad — the good, the bad, and the most hilarious moments.
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"Every year has its own special thing, but there's something about 6 years old," Colbert said wistfully. "They're just old enough that they can feed themselves, clean themselves, and they still really like you. That's when they say, 'All right, we're going to take them and put them in school.' And it's like, 'Ugh, we just got them all perfect!'"
Oh oui.
His French, like his face, is beautiful. He is half Danish and grew up in South America, so he also speaks Danish and Spanish perfectly.
If you thought Tom Hiddleston couldn't get any hotter, you were wrong.
Everyone knows that Dame Helen Mirren is a fucking goddess. Now you know that she is a goddess who speaks French.
He'll bring the house down with his French, amirite?
From Sarah Michelle Gellar hanging on the set of Cruel Intentions , to Tyra Banks showing off some serious early ’90s fashion. Welcome back to #ThrowbackThursday!
You’re sexy and you know it.
You have nothing to fear but everything.
Let us go, Elsa. LET US GO.
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Before you write, you gotta read.
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If you're going to be an author, there are two things you need to do on a regular basis: Read, and write. One of the best ways to study the short form is to pick up anthologies. It's a good way to sample one story by an author before you go out and purchase an entire collection, plus you also get a variety of stories in a particular genre. Let's look at annuals first, those anthologies that come out every year, and then move on to individual collections.
This may be the most widely read annual out there. With stories culled from some of the top literary magazines out there (such as the New Yorker, The Paris Review, and The Atlantic) it’s important as an author of literary stories to know what is going on right now in contemporary literature. The biggest and best are in these anthologies, everyone from George Saunders and Mary Gaitskill to Sam Lipsyte and Alice Munro. What’s also compelling is that there are often selections that are taken from smaller journals, such as Hobart getting two stories in the 2012 edition. Guest editors also run the gamut from Stephen King and Raymond Carver to Margaret Atwood and Joyce Carol Oates.
Recommended for: authors who write literary fiction, are in MFA programs, and those that want the best of the New Yorker without the subscription.
What’s fascinating about the BAMS versus the BASS, is that these are the same elite authors you’ll find in our first selection, but on the crime and mystery side of the aisle. Often stories will be selected for BOTH of these anthologies in the same year. If there is great writing that is being done that is just a little bit darker and more mysterious, it often makes it into this anthology. You might see neo-noir authors such as Dennis Lehane next to literary voices such as Holly Goddard Jones, Joyce Carol Oates next to Michael Connelly. A good story is a good story, and these stories sometimes take more risks than the BASS. Past guest editors have include Lee Child, Lisa Scottoline, and Lawrence Block.
Recommended for: literary-minded voices who also enjoy a bit of darkness and crime in their writing, those looking for more mystery than introspection, and people who are constantly solving the movie in the first five minutes.
Tell me you’ve never dreamed of sliding down the luge track after a few drinks and I will call you a liar, sir.
[Editor's note: All of these sports* are dangerous, even when executed by trained (sober) professionals. Don't drink and sport.]
*Except maybe curling. No offense, curling.
There is nothing a drunk person wants less than to move his or her body over incredibly long (and cold) distances. Or short distances, if we're being honest here. Even a free Taco Bell with a hot tubs for booths at the end of the track wouldn't be enough motivation for a drunk-o to consider this sport fun.
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There is about a -1% you're going to land this ski jump sober, let alone after a few drinks. Might as well post up at the top, crack a brew, and enjoy the view while you try to grow the beer-balls it'll take just to walk back down the stairs.
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Guns are bad. Put that down, drunkie.
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Plus 5 reasons U.S.A. shouldn’t be too sad about losing to Canada, the 17 most uncomfortable Game of Thrones moments, and why you should stop drinking coffee in the morning.
Have a method to your drinking madness and learn these 10 things you should never do at a bar, as told by a bartender. - [BroBible]
Simply scandalous! Read this juicy interview with Julian Ovenden, the Downton Abbey newcomer who's turning heads. - [DuJour]
Dream cast! Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen and many more unite to read the Pulp Fiction script. - [Variety]
Turns out we're all morning people: Read why you should stop drinking coffee in the morning. - [Fast Company]
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This rescue story involves hovercrafts, GoPros, and two cute deer stuck on a frozen lake. Thanks to some Minnesotan ingenuity, this story has a happy ending!
A photo of the actor in his boxers at the South Pole was just released. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
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HAPPY, EXCITED, COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT IT, MADE IT YOUR PHONE BACKGROUND. But weren't surprised.
Oh hey. NBD. Don't mind me and my weird beard thing.
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Unfortunately Jiff couldn’t be in the entire music video, so here are five exclusive moments that didn’t make the cut.
You may not understand all the words, but swag is universal.
A face for any and all situations.
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You have an essay due tomorrow? Welcome to hell.
The true star of the show.
Squeee! Those ears!
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Pizza sundaes for dinner!
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Try not to squeal throughout this entire post.
Photographer Elias Weiss Friedman has created the four-legged version of The Sartorialist: The Dogist.
According to Friedman "Every dog deserves recognition, and sometimes a compelling photograph can get a dog out of a shelter, or inspire people to appreciate their dogs more."
Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now — AGAIN. UPDATE: ESPN reporter says LeBron sources are refuting this and there is no Space Jam 2 in the works.
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Ebersol, pictured second from left alongside New York Giants linebacker Mark Herzlich, Chicago Bears cornerback Charles Tillman, and New York Jets center Nick Mangold.
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