“How all occasions do inform against me / And spur my dull revenge!” ( Hamlet , Act 4, Scene 4).
Meet Edd Joseph, 24, from Bristol.
He was ripped off by a scammer on Gumtree who sold him a Playstation 3 for £80 but never posted it. So Edd decided to take revenge, by texting him the complete works of Shakespeare.
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That would be 29,305 individual text messages.
Edd discovered he can simply copy the words from the internet and paste them into a text message - without costing him a penny on his unlimited mobile phone package.
He sends it as one text but his victim can only receive them in 160 character chunks - meaning the 37 works of Shakespeare will buzz through in 29,305 individual texts.
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