You might want to rethink ordering that Skinny Vanilla Latte. These baristas took to Whisper to serve up some of their steamiest secrets.
Some baristas are just lookin' for love.
Skinny latte lovers be warned.
27 Alarming Barista Confessions
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What Sea Creature Are You?
Wetter is always better.
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9 Insanely Clever Ways To Use Fruit
Fruit: It’s not just for eating.
There are lots of awesome ways to use fruit for things besides eating.
For example: Sure, you could just keep making boring old *regular* ice cubes. Or you could add fruit to the equation...
AND LIVE LIKE A KING.
LINK: Inspired by this post.
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The Phenomenon Known As "Pitbulge"
Science rules!
Dear friends, colleagues, and fellow "earth partners," let me introduce you to a natural phenomenon that has rocked the worldwide scientific community dry.
It involves a man who goes by four names: Armando Christian Perez, Mr. 305, Pitbull, and most importantly: MR. WORLDWIDE.
You see, this man, has a special something about him. In short, he has taken the 305 worldwide. And by 305, I mean... that bulge.
THE PITBULGE.
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31 Ways To Make Chipotle Employees Hate You
“Hi, how are you doing today?” “A bowl.”
Everyone loves Chipotle, but that doesn't mean you know how to go to Chipotle and not be a jerk. Here are some tips for not sucking at everyone's favorite burrito chain, courtesy of Twitter and Instagram.
Request extra everything.
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A Children’s Hospital Transported Its Tiny Patients To The Zoo Without Making Them Leave Their Beds
The future is now!
These kids couldn't go to the zoo, so the folks at Children's Memorial Hermann Hospital and the Houston Zoo used Google Glass' new hangout feature to bring the animals to them.
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40 Thoughts We've All Had During A Job Interview
Pretending to have my shit together is exhausting.
NBC / Via theofficequotes.com
1. Why schedule my appointment for this time if you're not ready?
2. Should I look at my phone again?
3. Maybe I should pretend to be deep in thought.
4. What are they even doing back there?
5. This place looks like an OK place to work.
6. Wait, are there any snacks?
7. I hope my breath smells OK.
8. Should I go for the handshake?
9. I hope my palms aren't sweaty.
10. Why are my armpits sweating?
11. Oh shit, I hear footsteps.
12. I hope that handshake wasn't too weak.
13. I wonder if my palms were noticeably sweaty.
14. Should I wait for an invite to sit down?
15. IS MY PHONE ON SILENT?
16. Don't look around. Don't look around. Hold eye contact.
17. Should I try to make a joke?
18. Well, at least I think I'm funny...
19. Wait, you want me to tell you what's on my résumé?
20. Isn't it, like, in your hand?
21. What was the point of me spending three hours on that?
22. Oh, perfect, ask me about the ONE job that is hard to explain.
23. Did I really just say what I think I said?
24. Why did you just look at my teeth? DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?!
25. Did they google these questions beforehand?
26. So, is that all?
27. Am I supposed to conduct the rest of this interview?
28. Should I ask about money? Oh god. It's going to come out.
29. So, does that mean I can afford groceries or not?
30. This is so awkward.
31. DON'T RAISE YOUR ARMS. YOUR ARMPITS ARE TOTALLY SWEATING.
32. Wait, did you just say you're interviewing several people?
33. I feel like you should just hire me...
34. Pretending to have my shit together is exhausting.
35. Omg I think it's over.
36. Oh, you'll "let me know if you decide to move forward." Sounds promising.
37. Did I just say "you too" in response to thanks for coming in?
38. Why do I even talk?
39. Thank goodness that's over.
40. Sweatpants, here I come.
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Are You Responsible Enough To Have A Pet?
Yes, you might want one but can you handle one?
IF you are responsible enough, there are tons of lovable creatures waiting for homes at your local shelter or you can peruse on Pet Finder!
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13 Things We've Learned From The Creators Of "Coraline" And "ParaNorman"
Laika Animation Studio is seriously on point.
You can usually trust your siblings to keep a secret.
Laika Animation Studio / Via imgur.com
Don't make assumptions about people.
Laika Animation Studio / Via imgur.com
Violence should be a last resort.
Laika Animation Studio / Via google.com
Weight is something everyone struggles with.
Laika Animation Studio / Via edgaralanfrog.tumblr.com
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If You Like Scented Candles And Tweet About Starbucks, You Might Be A Basic B*tch
You basic.
If you have these symptoms, you're a basic bitch.
Let's get the facts straight.
Tell 'em.
Calling all the basic bitches!
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True Facts That Sound Like Huge Lies
. Nothing can prepare you for what you are about to see.
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Your First Job: Expectation Vs. Reality
Run out and grab me another iced grande mocha half-caf no foam soy latte, will you?
Expectation: Your own cubicle with a new computer and a fancy office phone.
20th Century Fox / Via tumblr.com
Reality: Filing. And more filing.
CBS / Via knockknockknock-penny-.tumblr.com
Expectation: Finally being financially independent.
NBC / Via tumblr.com
Reality: Taxes, Rent, Food.
Warner Bros. / Via tumblr.com
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101 Things Easier Than Finding That One Missing Sock
Is there a magical sock-land where all the missing socks go to get away from us? WHERE ARE THE MISSING SOCKS?
1. Getting off the couch to do your laundry in the first place.
2. Carrying all your groceries back in just one trip.
3. Putting together an outfit in the dark and having it actually look good.
4. Remembering to call the doctor about that appointment you have to reschedule.
5. Cooking a healthy and balanced three-course meal.
6. Flipping an egg without having the yolk break.
7. Making new friends after college.
8. Keeping in touch with your college friends after college.
9. Watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting without taking a bathroom break.
10. Watching the entirety of Breaking Bad in one sitting without taking a bathroom break.
11. Watching a blank screen for 12 hours straight and not wanting to slam your head against the wall.
12. Slamming your head against the wall and breaking through the wall without injuring yourself.
NBC / Via wordmineur.blogspot.com
13. Not eating free food that is offered to you.
14. Not getting a drink at an open bar.
15. Not staying in bed all day watching TV and napping.
16. Putting on real pants.
17. Teaching your grandparents how to use email.
18. Teaching your grandparents how to surf the internet.
19. Teaching your grandparents how to use the DVR.
20. Teaching your grandparents LITERALLY ANYTHING about technology.
21. Listening to Beyoncé and not dancing.
22. Unclogging your sink except you're not allowed to use Draino or anything like that, you have to actually stick your hands down there and pull out the hairball yourself.
23. Waking up before 6 a.m.
24. Waking up basically at any time without setting multiple alarms.
25. Actually getting ready for work in the time you've allotted yourself instead of spending an extra 10 minutes trying to brush your hair perfectly.
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Warren Buffett Says He Loves Kittens In University Of Nebraska Promotional Video
“Cats, cats are up slightly.” Buffet is an alumnus of the school. (ht Moneybeat )
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36 Delightful Facts About Canada
The home of the bunnyhug.
2. There's also a prison for polar bears who break into people's homes for food.
Flickr: ankakay / Via Creative Commons
Which means no dairy products, like milk, cheese or yogurt, produced in Canada contain hormones either!
(A Dutch requirement for her to keep her princess title.)
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Can You Remember Every Word To "All Star" By Smash Mouth?
Hey now.
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The 16 Absolute Laziest Things Anyone Has Ever Done
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How People Do Crimes In Canada
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30 Things You Never Knew About Justin Timberlake
Pizza face.
1. The word "wardrobe malfunction" was coined after Justin Timberlake ripped Janet Jackson's bra off at the Super Bowl.
2. Timberlake has both OCD and ADD.
3. James Van Der Beek let Timberlake use his ID at a club in Vegas in 1999 because Timberlake was underage.
4. Timberlake was incredibly stoned when he was on Punk'd.
5. It actually prompted him to quit smoking for close to a year. He said, "I actually stopped smoking pot for nine to 10 months after that. I was so stoned. If you ask my friends, if they're honest they would probably say that's the only way to get me as dizzy as I was."
MTV / Via mtv.com
6. The song "Rock Your Body" was written for Michael Jackson.
7. Fergie dated Timberlake when she was 23 and he was 16.
8. Timberlake's mom became Ryan Gosling's legal guardian during the filming of the Mickey Mouse Club because Gosling's mom had to go back to Canada.
9. In 1997, NSYNC recorded an a capella version of "More Than a Feeling" and it's actually pretty good.
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