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Russia Sends Grandma Girl Group To Eurovision

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Come on and dance! This year, Russia's sending the Buranovo Grannies to Eurovision with an anthem appropriately dubbed “Party For Everybody.” [ Editor's note- Watch for at least 40 seconds before passing judgement. Trust me.]

Russia Sends Grandma Girl Group To Eurovision

The Buranovo Grannies--known in Russia as Buranovskiye Babushki--are a six-part folksy girl group that will use any money that they win to build a church in their town of Buranovo. We love them already.

Source: Popjustice  /  via: popjustice.com


This Baby Elephant Loves Playing In Sand

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Every kid loves a sandbox, amirite? Watch as Little Lucas has fun, like most kids do, in a big pile of sand.

Adorable Robot Plushies

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I feel like we should have a discussion about these unbearably cute robots made by Etsy user Littlebrownbyrd . Because if the perpetrators of the eventual robot takeover are even half as adorable as these guys…well, I'm good.

Via: etsy.com

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Source: etsy.com

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Drunk Guy Sings "Bohemian Rhapsody" In The Back Of A Cop Car

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While this guy's explanation of why he shouldn't have been arrested makes absolutely no sense (0:17 mark), his rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody” is actually pretty great.

When Death Goes Viral

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What do Adrienne Rich, Earl Scruggs, and Ron Burgundy have in common? Well, two of them are dead. But all of them are trending topics on Twitter.

Hugo Schwyzer makes an interesting observation: His students did not know who Betty Friedan was when she died in 2006, before Twitter was a thing. All of them knew who Adrienne Rich was, "instantly." Rich, in death, went viral.

Case in point, perhaps: I confess the name "Earl Scruggs" only rang a faint bell of familiarity — I clicked on his name in Twitter's trending topics, and learned instantly he's the banjo legend behind The Bevery Hillbillies theme song, and he died yesterday.

Would Schwyzer's students have recognized Rich without Twitter? It's hard to say, precisely — I suspect Rich has a higher baseline fame level than Friedan (or not, but that would only prove the point more). But it's not hard to argue that more people are aware of Rich through Twitter than would've been otherwise, and that's almost entirely a consequence of her death. In other words, I suspect she wouldn't have been trending for nearly any other reason.

Harry Crews is an amazing writer, with a fair level of recognition. He just died, and I learned about his death through Twitter. I wonder if he's going to be a trending topic.

Posthumous fame is a phenomenon as old as fame itself. But 15 seconds of fame, 15 seconds after you die? That's something a little newer, perhaps. Trayvon Martin died on February 26. It's March 29. Even though tweets still come in with his name nearly every second, he's no longer a trending topic because of the way Twitter enforces freshness. (Tthe rationale being Justin Bieber would perpetually trend, saying unspeakable things about our culture, I suppose. And you've also gotta make room for those promoted trends.)


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Baby Orangutan Orphan Adopted By Kind-Hearted Momma Orangutan

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Well, this is all sorts of d'awwwwww. So adorable, so thoughtful.

Orangutan infant Aurora, 1, rests on top of her surrogate mother Cheyenne's head after eating breakfast at the Houston Zoo Thursday, March 29, 2012, in Houston. Born at the zoo in March 2011, Aurora was abandoned by her mother and hand raised by volunteers for nine months before being adopted by Cheyenne.

(AP / Pat Sullivan)

(AP / Pat Sullivan)

(AP / Pat Sullivan)

(AP / Pat Sullivan)


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The Dangers Of Memes, As Told By "South Park"

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As if “South Park” had read our minds, the topic of last night's episode was memes, the internet, and cat breading. Cat breading! Needless to say, it was a great episode.

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Find Your Username Anagram!

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Go here ; get an anagram of your BuzzFeed username; search Google Images for the anagram; then post the image and the anagram in the comments. This way we will be able to see who is the best! OK, do it!

LINK: Go Here To Get Your Anagram!

Via: laughterkey

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A Response To "Esquire"'s Resident Sex Expert

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Chris Jones argues that women aren't as good in bed as they think they are. Let's take his advice to heart.

Source: cheezburger.com

Dear Chris Jones,

It was with great interest that I read your recent Esquire piece "Ladies: You're Not as Good as You Think." As a lady, who also thinks, who has also slept with you*, I learned so much from your fond reminiscences of our time together.

Your description of yourself as falling somewhere on the spectrum between "not totally unpleasant, but not totally pleasant, either" and "adequate." Don't sell yourself short! After all, your tendency to stop every five seconds and ask how you were doing indicated to me that you cared deeply about our shared experience.

Regarding your lothario friend, I could tell you two were close when you put him on speaker mere moments after you came and he congratulated you on a "job well done." He did, in fact, have a sexy voice, which is why when I slipped out of your apartment at 4 a.m., I went straight to his, joining the long line of women (and cats! they all brought their cats, which I thought was weird) outside his door, all clamoring to have their turn. Don't worry, though — he is well endowed, but I wouldn't call his stamina "almost sociopathic," just normal.

When I first read that you could say, with confidence, that there were women who "are worse in the sack than me," I got nervous. You couldn't possibly be talking about... me? Was I "unenthusiastic, uncomfortable, and uncommunicative, the human equivalent of the space between the couch cushions, only without the bonus possibility of my finding loose change in there," while simultaneously thinking that I'm a "sexual Olympian," one of those women who act "as though they're doing the men in their lives the greatest of favors merely by presenting themselves like a downed deer strapped to the hood of a car"?

And you should know, Chris, that after reading that, I recalled the night of passion that we shared. Do you remember how it began? We had gone to dinner, and then to a bar afterwards, where you told me to "drink up or you won't want to fuck me" and then bought us three rounds of tequila shots, and when I hailed a cab, you suggested that I give you a blow job in the backseat "just to make sure" we were compatible. When we got to your place, I noticed how well-read you were — you had not one, but TWO copies of The Game (one was autographed) — and you said that you had read the whole thing out loud to your ex, twice.

Also, I'm sorry if I treated your semen like it was battery acid, but you came on my face without asking. Survival instincts kicked in.

Yours, etc.

* Not really.

Christopher Meloni, Kony Hunter

Make-Up Free Lady Gaga And Other Links

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Obama Searches For Fear Factor

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Democrats are up in the polls, and chuckling at Romney's gaffes. Chicago needs to scare them to the polls.

(AP / Charles Dharapak)

Three weeks ago, President Barack Obama’s campaign manager Jim Messina sent supporters an alarming email.

“If the general election were held today, President Obama would lose to Mitt Romney,” he wrote, citing a recent poll.

Yesterday, the campaign got some better news: A poll released by CNN yesterday showed Obama leading Romney by double-digits, a margin the campaign hasn’t seen in months.

The campaign’s response: Crickets.

Instead the Obama team in Chicago blasted out an email from Sen. John Kerry warning that Republicans will be "swiftboating" Obama in the general election, a reference to attacks on Kerry's war record in his 2004 presidential bid.

"I know all too clearly that these guys will do or say anything to win," he emailed. "They'll stop at nothing. But forewarned is forearmed. Their multi-million dollar smear tactics were new in 2004; in 2012 we know their playbook, and shame on us if we don't tear it into shreds. Join me and we will stop the 'swiftboating' of President Obama."

The Obama re-election operation’s silence in the face of good news is a mark of what may be their deepest fear: That their supporters won’t be afraid to donate money, organize, and ultimately to vote on November 6th. The staff of the most powerful man in the world don’t want to dwell on their candidate’s apparently growing strength. They’d much rather be harnessing supporters’ worries about a Mitt Romney presidency or, worse, a Republican takeover of the White House and Congress in 2013.

Mitt Romney’s repeated gaffes have made him an easy target for Democratic attacks, but Obama aides say they’re concerned it has also reinforced the belief among some on the left that Romney is hapless and out of touch with his own party — and that Obama will romp in the general election.

And so the Obama campaign has launched a calculated effort to keep the base worried about what will happen if Romney wins the White House.

“If the idea of a President Romney scares you, it's time to own a piece of this campaign,” Messina wrote in the email, sent after the Washington Post-ABC News poll showed Romney ahead.

Obama’s campaign also of Republicans pledging to repeal ObamaCare, warning of significant consequences to women and other constituencies if the bill is killed.

“The campaign is appropriately using fear of complacency to drive fundraising and grassroots participation,” Matt Bennett, the spokesman for Third Way, told BuzzFeed. “Everyone understands that we live in a 51-49 country, and that this election is almost certain to be very close.”

Democrats expect a campaign sharply aimed at different constituencies, and spiked with warnings of what a Romney presidency would mean for women, for African-Americans, for immigrants, for the old, and for the young.

“Fear is a great motivator — at this point, the more Democratic voters have seen of Romney and the Republican issues discussion, the more they see there is an awful lot to fear,” said Steve Rosenthal, president of The Organizing Group.

The Obama campaign and the Democratic National Committee have also struggled to avoid simply stamping “L” for “loser” on Romney’s forehead. They’ve tried instead to frame his stumbles as emblematic of deeper personal and political flaws, for instance a joke about his father closing down a factory plays into their argument that he’s out to get the middle class.

One sign of things to come arrived in this year’s debate over contraception, in which President Obama and his aides engaged at the highest level to draw attention to a controversy that alarmed the young and middle-aged women whose votes are key to Democratic success.

“The conditions for an above average Democratic turnout in 2012 are present — a powerful Obama machine, a scary opposition and a year when everything —White House, Senate, House — is on the table,” said Simon Rosenberg, the president of the progressive group NDN. “The difference however between respectable and strong turnout for Democrats will be whether they can provide as compelling a reason to vote for them as against the other side.”


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"Zou Bisou Bisou" Slowed Down 90%

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Megan Draper is an alien. She must be stopped before she manages to mate with the men of Earth! (Skip to 2:10 if you can't stand the suspense.)

Megan Draper's now infamous sex kitten rendition of "Zou Bisou Bisou" seems sweet and sexy, but when you slow it down by nearly 100%, Jessica Paré turns from sultry singer to Alien Queen hell bent on human destruction.

Yes, that guttural hiss-click that that makes your monkey brain scramble for safety is her voice.

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These Are The Actual Last Words Of A Death Row Inmate

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As I'm sure you could've guessed, this happened in Texas. Shouted by Jesse Joe Hernandez , executed yesterday for killing a 10-month-old baby, moments before he died from lethal injection.

The Amazing Story Of Panchita The Sea Lion

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Who lives at a hotel!!!

The story, according to Animal Advocacy:

Some time ago Panchita was caught up in a net, which left deep cuts all over her body. She managed to make it to this hotel where animal advocates nursed her back to health for 3 months. Every day she returns to rest after being out to sea. She is now pregnant and expecting within a month.

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