You should have never grown up.
They know exactly where they are going in life:
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They have good taste in food:
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They know how to behave in a crisis:
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They call it like it is:
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You should have never grown up.
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Be the master of your food!
Blergh.
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Girl can't always remember her Princess Leia costume, you know?
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Fox News host Jeanine Pirro said Saturday night President Obama “didn’t have the balls” to try Taliban suspects at Guantanamo Bay.
She also said President Obama "didn't have the balls" to try Taliban suspects at Guantanamo Bay, and said Americans "are not convinced" Obama "even knows who the enemy is."
Brown hair, don’t care.
I guess Jasmine is OK...
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It grows so dark. SO DARK.
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You’re telling me I don’t need a 200-pack of Fruit by the Foot and the world’s largest teddy bear? Shut up.
Daaaaaamn that's fancy.
What lunacy!
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“I will turn this car around!”
This is really only annoying when you have to pee.
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It's hard to get too rankled when your little cutie is trying so hard.
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You told them not to eat so fast, but this is ridiculous.
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Pick one. Just pick one!
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No seriously what is going on?!
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You might recognize him from the music video for “I Luh You Papi.”
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Is it the weekend yet??
Maybe some people just want to be alone forever.
Because you’ve always said you deserve your own personal theme song.
Top that.
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Instructions here.
Instructions here.
Directions here.
The basics you absolutely need — and what brand, and what size — then some next-level things you might just want.
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By now you know that getting engaged mean you're instantly bombarded by annoying logistics, and one of them is setting up your wedding registry. With this, I can help!
I recommend registering at Williams-Sonoma and Amazon for kitchen equipment (or Bed, Bath, and Beyond if the prices at Williams-Sonoma offend you). But Williams-Sonoma has the best selection of high-quality kitchen equipment — Amazon has the few essential cool things that Williams-Sonoma does not — and now is the time to treat yourself to pots and pans that will last a lifetime.
Williams-Sonoma does sell a lot of overpriced, useless things like stainless-steel monogrammed salt and pepper mills that are, for some reason, electric. You will not find those things on my list. The suggestions I have made below are not a waste of money. (And one huge plus with Williams-Sonoma, you can return for credit at West Elm or Pottery Barn).
There are also categories of things you might want on your registry that aren't covered in this post: bedding, bathroom, dinnerware, home decor, luggage. Most of these items are a matter of style, so you might register at Crate & Barrel if you like clean modern design or at Bloomingdales if you want fancy name brands. I've included a master list of all those things at the bottom of this post, but won't go into them or brand recommendations in detail.
NO. This post is divided up into BASICS that everyone needs and then after that, NEXT-LEVEL stuff you might want, depending on your interests. Maybe you're thinking you don't really want a lot of cooking stuff, you're registering for it because that's what people do. OR maybe you cook for yourself and host dinner parties occasionally, but you'd like to do those things more often, and you think it would help if you had more/better stuff. In that case, get the basics, browse the others, email me with questions.
The Irish don’t screw around when it comes to shaming speeding drivers.
And as one Reddit commenter pointed out, intense PSA's are pretty par for the course for Ireland.
Fathering done right.
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Westeros just got REAL. Spoilers, because DUH.
What are they even royalty for?
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"Contestants, inside your basket you will find rabbit, shepherd's pie, essence of nightshade, and Ned Stark's head."
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"Where... are... my... granite... COUNTERTOPS!!!"
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This is the true story... of 100 strangers... picked to live at Castle Black... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real... COLD.
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With an estimated $30 million debut, Think Like a Man Too has cemented Hart as a bona fide movie star.
Romany Malco, Jerry Ferrara, Gary Owen, Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, and Terrence J in Think Like a Man Too
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Like Melissa McCarthy and Channing Tatum before him, Kevin Hart has spent this year starring in a series of hits that have catapulted him into a major box office movie star. This weekend, Think Like a Man Too — an ensemble comedy sold almost exclusively on Hart's presence — opened with an estimated $30 million. It's Hart's third movie in a row after January's buddy cop comedy Ride Along and February's romantic comedy About Last Night to score an outsize debut at the domestic box office.
To be sure, Hart is not quite yet a top-tier box office phenomenon. Think Like a Man Too actually opened roughly $3.6 million lower than its 2012 predecessor, even though the sequel debuted in just over 200 more theaters. Had the sequel bested the original, Hart's star could have climbed that much higher in the eyes of Hollywood executives looking for talent who can reliably bring in big numbers. (Competition from the blockbuster comedy 22 Jump Street and uniformly negative reviews for Think Like a Man Too likely contributed to the dip in returns from the first film.)
None of Hart's films have made any significant splash at the international box office, where Hollywood has been making the lion's share of its money for the past decade. Comedy rarely plays well outside its home country, but for Hart to join the rarefied ranks of stars like Robert Downey Jr. and Angelina Jolie, he would have to headline a truly global hit — a high bar to clear for any American comedy star.
Still, with Think Like a Man Too, Hart has proven his brand of high-wire, high-strung comedy to be a big-time draw in the U.S. On average, his films have opened better at the domestic box office, in fact, than the most recent star vehicles for some far more well-established actors, like Liam Neeson (Non-Stop, opening with $28.9 million), Tom Cruise (Edge of Tomorrow, opening with $28.8 million), Cameron Diaz (The Other Woman, opening with $24.8 million), Adam Sandler (Blended, opening with $14.3 million), and Johnny Depp (Transcendence, opening with $10.9 million).
Hart already has a busy slate of films in the pipeline, including the January 2015 comedy The Wedding Ringer with Josh Gad, the March 2015 comedy Get Hard with Will Ferrell, and a supporting role in writer-director-star Chris Rock's Finally Famous (opening likely next year). As was the case for his trio of films in 2014, all of Hart's upcoming movies feature other actors in at least co-leading roles, a smart position for Hart, who risks overexposure as he seemingly starts showing up in every other comedy released by Hollywood. But at some point, if Hart really wants to chart his own destiny in showbiz, he will have to headline a film on his own — like McCarthy is doing with Tammy in two weeks. As any high-wire performer can tell you, the most impressive accomplishment is working without a net.
Here are the estimated top 10 box office figures for Friday to Sunday, courtesy of Box Office Mojo:
1. Think Like a Man Too* — $30 million
2. 22 Jump Street — $29 million
3. How to Train Your Dragon 2 — $25.3 million
4. Jersey Boys* — $13.5 million
5. Maleficent — $13 million
6. Edge of Tomorrow — $10.3 million
7. The Fault in Our Stars — $8.6 million
8. X-Men: Days of Future Past — $6.2 million
9. Chef — $1.84 million
10. Godzilla — $1.82 million
*Opening weekend
We roll our dawali and eat it too!
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Um, white folks, you may have forgotten, but you colonized the shit out of the Middle East (still kinda do). We come in all different shapes and sizes.
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Pulling an old white woman aside for extra screening doesn't pardon your racism.
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Food is our first love. Mensaf. All day, err day bruh!
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