We have all experienced zone-out moments when we know we totally should remember something that has apparently been deleted from our brain's hard drive against our will. That's because the human brain is a haphazard, messy machine that glitches at the slightest, strangest provocation.
Maybe this little girl has the right attitude after all.
Cat ladies are crazy and hard core Little Monsters could be considered crazy. Combine them and you get…this.
There are days where we all yearn for a simpler time - one that, perhaps, involved a thumb planted firmly in mouth. It seems that these animals are no different - and where there's a paw, there's a way.
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Great news!!! Lay's now makes BLT FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS!!!
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On the field, Nyjer Morgan is equal parts fun to watch and frustrating. Off the field, he's just fun. On Twitter, he's a genius. Here's why.
Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.
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There are so many things wrong with this picture. Let's count the ways…
1. You never want to see a knife on the subway, let alone a giant santoko knife.
2. She's chopping onions. On top of being terrified of a big ass knife, you'll be involuntarily crying.
3. Never mind the type of food, she's preparing something that could potentially go inside of a human being's body. Have you ever been on a New York subway? It's a giant, sticky petri dish that crawls through rat warrens.
4. That cutting board is huge. It's taking up, like, half of a seat. Aside from being unsanitary and dangerous, that's just rude.
5. She's a performance artist, which is perhaps the most offensive aspect of this entire tableau.
This bonkers makeup tutorial teaches you how to create an uncanny likeness of Drake. Even if you look absolutely nothing like him to begin with.
March 2012 was a great time to be a YouTube sensation. You might not have time to watch an entire viral video no matter how cute the baby/kitten is, but now you can fake it with your friends.
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But not in a bad way! Also, see where you can next catch your favorite “Hunger Games” stars on the big screen and science warns us to stay away from super intelligent alien dinosaurs. These and other stories await your clicking pleasure.
Your childhood dream of casting Kamehameha and Spirit Bomb will soon be a (virtual) reality. - [G4TV]
Science admits super intelligent space dinosaurs may exist; that we should probably avoid them. - [GlobalPost]
Remember the adorable young star of "My Girl"? Yeah, she's all grown up now. - [USMagazine]
The bad news is your job is killing you, the worse news being unemployed is killing you faster. - [TheAtlantic]
You can thank ancient Rome when the robot revolution is at hand. - [Slate]
Why did it take so long for mankind to invent the Krispy Kreme Donut S'more? - [Geekosystem]
Life would be SO MUCH better with these people around all the time.
...so you can be their new best friend.
...so you can have them plan your birthday.
...so you can ask how he got so dang cool.
...so you can carpool with them.
Ellen had to guess who she was doing. Successful or not, it was amazing.
As Gwen Stefani
As Rihanna-eh-eh-eh
Say hello to the semi-pro baseball team from Liberal, Kansas. Their third base stats are excellent.
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Looks about right. This fellow was arrested in Michigan for animal cruelty. Authorities seized about 350 dogs from his home. He looks just as disturbing as his actions.
George Burke is shown in an undated photo provided by the Allegan County Sheriff’s office. The sheriff's department says 64-year-olds Cheri and George Burke were arraigned Wednesday, April 11, 2012 on animal cruelty charges. Dogs were seized Monday, April 10 from the southwestern Michigan home where a the couple ran a breeding business.
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Jabar Gaffney is not happy. Not at all.
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That's not nice.
Jabar — can we talk about it?
“There's definitely a really competitive aspect to parenting right now that I never felt growing up. It's almost like your child has become an accessory to your perfect life.”
Kidergarten Cop!
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I work at a pre-school in the Midwest where I'm responsible for 14 two-year-olds. They're all from affluent, intelligent families. There's a co-teacher who works with me and we plan lots of activities every day, and have to sit down and do family-style lunch with the kids every day. The kids take a nap all at the same time. I change an average of 20 diapers a day and my co-teacher does an additional 20.
I think when you go into education, a lot of people dismiss you. Like, "Oh you just want to be a teacher, you don't have any aspirations, those who can't do teach" — and we feel that attitude a lot. I'm not a moron and you shouldn't want to leave your child with one, so please don't treat me that way.
The kids are all clean, they're well taken care of but sometimes you question — did you have kids because it's the expected thing to do in your life? I work a nine-hour day, and if they're spending more than nine hours in a childcare center — those kids want attention and they want to be with their parents. You can absolutely tell when a child isn't getting attention at home. We have parents who will drop a kid off and be on her cell the whole time. We have parents who push their kid in the door and wave and not help them hang their coat or anything.
Designer baby clothes — I don't see the crazy, crazy stuff but we have the Juicy Couture baby stuff, and every once in awhile some Armani baby stuff. Kenneth Cole's got a big baby line. I have kids that can identify car brands — they know their mom drives a Mercedes. Everyone wants their kids to be the cute kids. Because we have successful parents, they want successful children. They want their kid to be the cutest, they want their kid to be the first one potty trained.
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Sometimes we deal with nannies, babysitters not as frequently. There are rotating nannies — some will have three nannies, and they have the teachers at school and they have mom and dad. There are kids that are unhappy and you can tell. The way that those kids interact with their peers — a lot of time they'll try to parent their peers or give their affection to their peers. They'll be very comforting, they'll try to hold another child's hand or try to run the other kids' lives. But they're trying to nurture other children. It's really bizarre, actually. As little as two! It's crazy how clever they are. And they want a lot of hugs and a lot of kisses and they want to sit down and read a lot of stories, and you give them that individual attention.
Usually parents of those kids aren't aware because they're the ones who don't schedule parent teacher conferences, so we don't get to tell them. They run in and out the door without finding out how the day was. They miss out on a huge piece of their kids' lives without taking the five minutes a day to talk to the person who's interacting with the child.
It's so important to schedule a parent-teacher conference. Even though they're only two we can tell you what's going on. The younger you can identify something like a learning disability, the better help you get. A child with a learning disability at the age of two is already in the system, but if you wait until they're three it's a whole lot more complicated. I'm not a psychologist and that's not my specialty, but we want to get them all the support they can get in the easiest way. Things like hyperactivity, aggression. Aggression is really hard at age two because you don't know if it's just part of being two or something larger. You also have sensory perception disorders and feeding disorders, like children who don't enjoy the texture of food and so they don't eat enough. So that's a new weird one right there.
We had parents try to put their kids on diets because they're "too fat." There's definitely a really competitive aspect to parenting right now that I never felt growing up. It's almost like your child has become an accessory to your perfect life — you have to have a perfect baby.
Only if “The Munsters” were “The Real Housewives Of Transylvania”. Sadly/amazingly, that is the actual pitch used in the interview . Also available: The American “Harry Potter”.
This photo is our first look at the home of "The Munsters" when they return to television.
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Bryan Fuller, known for his offbeat if short-lived cult class "Pushing Daises" returns to television with an expanded universe for America's monster family. While based around the characters from the 1960s, Fuller plans to drag "Mockingbird Lane" into the 21st century, kicking and screaming if necessary.
Fuller plans to inject his brand of dark humor into the show, which begs the question "Will it be as self-aware and campy as 'Daises' and if so, is this the dawning of new era where vampires are only part of the supernatural landscape instead of the frontrunners?" Exhibit B: Dark Shadows
Our wardrobe is heavily influenced by Alexander McQueen and his use of animal textures. For instance, with [the vampire] Lily, all of her wardrobe comes from nature. The first time we see her this nest of spiders weaves her dress on her body as she’s standing there. We’ll see ravens come in and assemble her blouse out of their feathers. We won’t see animal skins because the animals are donating as opposed to dying for it. She has domain over nature and nature has a fantastic esthetic.
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On the one hand, "Another remake, really?"
On the other hand, "At least they're trying to bring it up to date with fresh stories and a quirky outlook by casting Eddie Izzard and the creator of "Pushing Daisies".
On the third hand (just go with it), "Why would they ruin a childhood classic by changing a single hair on its black-and-white head?!"
Loop these ad nauseum.
We've all done the walk-and-text, an awkward dance that involves fiercely mashing your phone while looking up every so often to make sure you don't collide with the nearest lamppost. But some unfortunate citizens never mastered this particular skill.
