The trailer for this time-travel assassination flick is finally here, and it looks AWESOME.
"Looper" Trailer Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Bruce Willis
One Dog's Story From The Streets To Adoption
Beginning with a life on the streets watch the touching story of Magpie finding the way home.
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Texas Fireball Shows Rare Daytime Event
These Pants Look Like Skin
I wouldn't mind seeing Kate Upton in a pair of these.
The Best Netflix Movies You've Never Heard Of Starring Women
You probably won't believe how weird and trashy Martin Scorsese's second flick is.
Readers who've been following the column may have noticed a certain focus on the more testosterone-laden side of cinema. Put simply, I've written mainly about films starring (and aimed at) guys. But I cannot live on red meat alone, and neither should you.
If you’re in the mood to prove that a great director’s juvenilia is still better than most people’s best work: Boxcar Bertha (1972, Martin Scorsese):
After watching the Roger-Corman-produced "Boxcar Bertha", John Cassavetes famously told a young Scorsese that the latter had, “wasted a year of his life making a piece of shit,” and that he should make something more personal on the next go-around. That next work, of course, was "Mean Streets", but even if Scorsese hadn’t taken that advice to heart and stuck around in the ghettos of exploitation, I suspect he would still be talked about in some fashion. Much like Jonathan Demme’s Caged Heat, Bertha is a shining example of a talented director taking a punch-press assignment and crafting something unique and vital from it.
The base outline sounds like a "Bonnie and Clyde"-style genre riff: The title character (played with bubbly gusto by Barbara Hershey) meets and falls for pro-union agitator Big Bill Shelley (David Carradine), and a series of events see them teaming with nervous gambler Rake (Barry Primus) and taciturn black muscle Von (Bernie Casey) to knock over a number of railroad payroll deliveries, with the ultimate intention of putting the railroad out of business. While he delivers the expected quota of firearms and flesh, Scorsese finds himself far more interested in the atmosphere of the time and the way the characters interact with each other; as such, the narrative develops with an offhand, low-key sense of hang-out rhythm, with the big heist setpieces played for dry comedy or otherwise marginalized. Check that ending, too – Scorsese, ever the tortured Catholic, isn’t keen to let his characters or his audience off the hook for their baser desires. (Interesting to see Hershey here at the climax and reflect on her playing Mary Magdalene for Scorsese fifteen years later.) "Boxcar Bertha" is an unexpectedly observational piece, a film that shows us characters with a drive to live so that it genuinely stings when that drive gets thwarted. “Piece of shit” or not, it’s a corker of a drive-in subversion.
12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have
This one if for all the ladies with big boobs out there. Busty Girl Comics is a spot-on comic drawn by Paige Halsey Warren that details the trials and tribulations of being a woman with an enormous chest. From her work, here are 12 “Busty Girl Problems.”
The Surprise Stain
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The Counter Dilemma
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Airplane Turbulence
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The Motorboating Proposition
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World, Meet The Effortless Squirrel Girl
This is too good. Let the photoshops begin!
Redditor AptMoniker just might have the coolest potential sister-in-law ever.
What else is The Effortless Squirrel Girl up to these days? Let's find out...
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SamuraiSmurfette reports a number of sightings.
The other athletes gave their best, but in the end, they stood no chance against The Effortless Squirrel Girl.
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Tony might have to bring out the Hawk suit to properly duel The Effortless Squirrel Girl on this one.
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The Effortless Squirrel Girl got tired of being a mascot on the sidelines, stepped in, and won the game with a few bounds and a final touchdown.
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The Happiest Cat In The History Of Cats
10 Photos Of Emma Watson As A Bad, Bad Girl
Shorts-shorts, tattoos, and leather jacket! Here is the former “Harry Potter” star on-set of the new Sofia Coppolla film about The Bling Ring .
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Google Is Hiring A Full-Time Doodler
Can you draw? Do you not already work at Google? Then why aren't you applying for this job?
Drawing those custom commemorative Google logos, or Doodles, used to be a one-man job. Now there's a whole team, and Google is looking to expand it. Here's the just-posted ad:
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If you don't have any formal art training, don't worry! "In lieu of degree," the ad says, Google will accept "4 years of relevant experience." You listening, guy who chooses Bing pictures every day? I've posted my Google Doodle submission above; post yours in the comments.
25 Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions: #26-50
Many of these are more advanced than those described in 1 through 25 . Use your best judgement and do not attempt without a sleeping partner.
26. The Full Dog
For this, you will need a willing dog and preternatural sense of balance.
27. The Yin Yang
The Yin Yang sleeping position is two sides of the same coin - though you will need to decide with your partner which one of you is to be the evil one.
Monkey Fights Cat In Epic Duel
Well maybe not that epic, but they do fight and it's fun to watch.
Justin Bieber's Newest Album
You know, I bet he sold a TON of cookies.
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33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed In You
Not angry, just disappointed.
1. This Rabbit
This rabbit feels like you always leave her out of your plans and she is beginning to wonder whether it mightn't be deliberate.
(credit: Beth In Wonderland)
2. This Sea Turtle
This sea turtle is wondering why you didn't just do the dishes after you'd finished your meal.
The Most Interesting Baseball Video In History
This coming from someone that knows nothing about baseball. Makes me appreciate the sport SO much more. Plus, they have it in 3-D!
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LINK: Check It Out In 3-D Here
35 Unexplainable Photos Of Cats
All of these pictures will make you say WTF. Note: A couple lions and tigers have been included on this list because they are technically cats. Deal with it.
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Urban Outfitters' "Tebowing Obama" Shirt
Because why not? For only $24, you can own this real conversation starter.
God Bless America?
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This Is Why You Should Never Text And Walk At The Same Time
Mitt Romney In 1994: This Is Not The 1960s, Now Mom And Dad Both Have To Work
Republican Presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney's campaign took an opening from an ill-conceived remark by Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen in which she said Ann Romney “hadn't worked a day in her life.” But in 1994, Romney himself nodded to the changed times, saying “this is a different world than it was in the 1960s when I was growing up, when you used to be able to have mom at home and dad at work. Now mom and dad both have to work.”
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Bored Kid At Coachella
This child has better things to do than stand in the front row your stupid hipster concert, Mom!
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