Ban children.
19 Kids Who Can't Be Trusted To Do Anything Right
How Many Superhero Movies Have You Seen?
From mega-blockbusters ( The Avengers !) to junky schlockbusters ( The Toxic Avenger !), take this quiz to see how well-versed you are in superhero cinema.
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37 Insanely Smart School Teacher Hacks
Start the year out right.
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J. Cole Pays Tribute To Michael Brown With Emotional New Song, "Be Free"
Rapper releases new song as singer Frank Ocean weighs in on Ferguson crisis with comment.
Also on Friday, rapper J. Cole released a song called "Be Free," which excerpts quotes from Dorian Johnson, an eyewitness to Brown's killing.
Rest in Peace to Michael Brown and to every young black man murdered in America, whether by the hands of white or black. I pray that one day the world will be filled with peace and rid of injustice. Only then will we all Be Free - Cole
On August 14, singer Frank Ocean weighed in on the crisis in Ferguson, Mo. on Tumblr, posting this image of Highway Patrol Captain Ron Johnson speaking at a press conference as Mo. Governor Jay Nixon watches.
At the conference on Thursday, Nixon charged Johnson's Highway Patrol with overseeing security in Ferguson, following days of chaos after Brown was shot and killed by a Ferguson police officer.
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Whatever Happened To The Hot Astronaut In Britney's "Oops... I Did It Again" Video?
He did really, really well for himself.
It's no secret that Britney's "Oops... I Did It Again" video is iconic.
In large part, that's thanks to the unforgettable interlude in which a hot astronaut gifts Brit the Titanic necklace.
Yep, this hot astronaut.
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She was skeptical at first, but just LOOK at that smile.
Look at it.
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There Is A Gay Couple In "The Expendables 3," Apparently
“You guys want to get a room?” says Sylvester Stallone. SPOILERS ahead, but does it really matter?
Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables 3
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Jet Li in The Expendables 3
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The last movie one would probably expect to see a gay couple in is a bullet-soaked action spectacular starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Wesley Snipes, Harrison Ford, about 73 other action stars, and Mel Gibson as the bad guy. But it would appear there is one in The Expendables 3, the latest installment in Stallone's omnibus action franchise, which opened in theaters on Friday.
(Warning: This story contains some SPOILERS, if there is such a thing for these movies.)
In the final scene of the film, the Expendables are at their favorite dive bar celebrating another successful mission of killing an endless parade of faceless bad guys. Lead Expendable Barney Ross (Stallone) approaches his old rival Trench (Arnold Schwarzenegger), who is commiserating with one of Ross' former compatriots, Yin Yang (Jet Li), both of whom swooped in to help save Ross' team in the climax of the movie.
"So, you're working for Trench now?" Ross asks Yang, who responds by just shooting Trench a knowing look and a smile. As Ross turns to walk away, Trench and Yang lean in even closer to each other, grinning so widely, they almost start to giggle.
"You guys want to get a room?" asks Ross.
"We don't need a room!" Trench says with a laugh. He pulls Yang in close, Yang rests his head on Trench's chest, and the two of them laugh contentedly.
As Ross walks away, Trench exclaims, "So jealous!"
How 28 Local Newspaper Front Pages Across America Covered Ferguson, Missouri
“Crisis in Missouri.”
Newspapers around the country covered the clashes between police and protesters following the death of Michael Brown, an unarmed 18-year-old from the St. Louis suburb of Ferguson, Mo. at the hands of a St. Louis County Police officer.
Here are some of them:
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24 Problems We Should Have Solved By Now
We’ve explored every corner of the planet. We’ve used technology to create a global community. We’ve even put a man on the moon. But we still haven’t figured out how to make fitted sheets stay put? Really?
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups first came out 86 years ago. THIS STILL HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIME!
You want a pen? Fine, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO WORK FOR IT.
That’s not an eraser on the end of your pencil; IT’S A GODDAMNED LIE.
THIS ISN’T CONVENIENCE; THIS IS JUST THEATER!
Hollywood Remembers Robin Williams
“He gave so much to so many people,” tweeted Ellen DeGeneres. “I’m heartbroken.”
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War Zone In Ferguson: How Billions In Military Weapons Ended Up In The Hands Of Local Police
Ferguson, Mo., is one of many American cities that has received battle gear from the federal government. The program was started to counter drug activity but critics say it encourages police officers to adopt a “warrior mentality.”
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The highly militarized police response to the protests in Ferguson has been widely observed — and widely criticized. Writing for Business Insider, former Marine Paul Szoldra catalogued the military weaponry on display in Ferguson, then observed that "this is not a war zone [...]. This is a city outside of St. Louis where people on both sides are angry." Journalist Glenn Greenwald wrote Thursday that the events in Ferguson are "the destructive by-product of several decades of deliberate militarization of American policing." And soldiers have begun to draw startling comparisons between their own armaments and those of the police.
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Our 9 Favorite Feature Stories This Week: Flashdance's Origins, Snowden, And Remembering Robin Williams
This week for BuzzFeed, Soraya Roberts tells the true story behind Flashdance — and asks whether those who inspired it deserve more. Read that and these other great stories from around BuzzFeed and the web.
What Hurt Feelings: The Untold Story Of The 31-Year Battle Over "Flashdance" — BuzzFeed
Since 1983, a photographer and two dancers have been quietly fighting to get credit for the blockbuster they say they directly inspired. Now they're getting louder. Read it at BuzzFeed.
You're 16. You're a Pedophile. So What Do You Do Now? — Matter
A haunting and important story by Luke Malone that confronts an uncomfortable reality: pedophiles, especially young ones, are given no resources, no help. Could that change? Read it at Matter.
Illustration by Simon Prades for Matter
The Most Wanted Man in the World — Wired
In an unprecedented profile, James Bamford spends three days with Snowden in a Moscow hotel room: "But in all my work, I've never run across anyone quite like Snowden. He is a uniquely postmodern breed of whistle-blower." Read it at Wired.
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The Rise of Beefcake Yoga — The New York Times Magazine
Yoga and professional wrestling weren't the likeliest combination — until wrestling legend Diamond Dallas Page got involved: "From 2001 to 2011, more than 2,000 trademark applications containing the word 'yoga' were filed, including ones for Metal Yoga, Broga and Hillbilly Yoga. But Page’s yoga was unique in its W.W.E.-like blend of manliness and goofiness. " Read it at the New York Times Magazine.
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22 GIFs Guaranteed To Be The Most Interesting Things You See Today
Trust me.
How ice cream cones are formed:
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Popsicle production:
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How crayons are made:
How Poptarts are filled:
Here's How Many People Have Died From Ebola So Far
Updating: At least 1,145 people have died of Ebola in West Africa, according to the World Health Organization .
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LINK: 10 Things You Need To Know About The Ebola Epidemic That’s Killing Hundreds In Africa
The 21 Struggles Of Wanting A Dog But Knowing You Shouldn't Get One
HELP.
So, you want a dog REALLY BADLY.
Like, it's bad.
Whenever you see dogs up for adoption, you have to put blinders on because you want to take home every single one.
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You go over to visit your friends with dogs to "catch up with them."
"Them" secretly meaning their dog.
Ranking The "Guardians Of The Galaxy" Characters
Sure, we are all Groot — but when it comes to who’s on top in Marvel’s weirdest movie, there can be only one. Warning: Spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy ahead!
Thanos
Performed by: Josh Brolin
Strengths: Super evil, has a nifty space throne, father to multiple resentful adopted, augmented daughters.
Weaknesses: Guardians of the Galaxy is blissfully free of most obligations toward laying groundwork for future Marvel installments, but Thanos really doesn't have much to do in the movie other than remind us that he'll eventually be coming down the pike as a Big Bad.
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Nova Prime Irani Rael
Played by: Glenn Close
Strengths: In charge of Xandar's Nova Corps, and played by Glenn goddamn Close. Also, she has quite the futuristic updo — what is even going on there?
Weaknesses: Only there to deliver typical (space) police chief lines.
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Korath the Pursuer
Played by: Djimon Hounsou
Strengths: Pursuing. Also has neat eyes and head implants, and gets to complete one of the movie's best ongoing jokes regarding Peter Quill's would-be outlaw name, Star-Lord.
Weaknesses: In the end, Korath is just one of Ronan's lackeys.
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Kraglin
Played by: Sean Gunn
Strengths: Director James Gunn's brother Sean was an offscreen MVP during Guardians of the Galaxy's filming, so it's only fitting that he get a small but memorable on-screen part as Yondu Udonta's first mate.
Weaknesses: It may be inspired by his boss's biomechanical head fin, but that hairstyle's just not flattering.
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The Cast Of "Downton Abbey" Gave An Awesome Response To That Water Bottle Mistake
Well played everyone, well played.
You know how last week a plastic water bottle ended up in a Downton Abbey publicity picture?
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Well, this has appeared on the show's Instagram.
After seeing the reaction the picture caused earlier this week, the cast and crew came up with the idea of turning some of this attention towards an issue around water that really matters. They hope that by posing for this picture they will be able to raise awareness and amplify the work of international charity - WaterAid.
You can find out more about the charity and donate to it here.
13 Cheaper Alternatives To Life's Expensive Necessities
Sure, Vitamix and Le Creuset are great if you want to spend all your money. But we found the next best thing that will save you tons.
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Blender: Vitamix vs. Ninja
In this test, the Ninja and the Vitamix performed almost exactly the same making smoothies and milkshakes. The Vitamix was a little quieter and easier to clean, but for $320 less, the Ninja is a great alternative. Get one here.
Vacuum: Dyson vs. Shark
This video review shows the Shark actually sucks more than the Dyson. (In this case, sucking is a good thing.) And you'll save $240! Get one here.
Dutch Oven: Le Creuset vs. Lodge
In this test, both brands performed exactly the same. The Le Creuset comes in slightly different volumes (3 1/2, 4 1/2, 5 1/2 & 7 1/2 quart) than the Lodge (3, 4.6, 6, 7 quart), but otherwise the $350 difference doesn't get you anything different. Check out the Lodge here.
A Texas Mom Created An App That Makes It Impossible For Kids To Ignore Their Parents' Texts
Ignore No More lets parents lock their kid’s phone until they call home.
19 Easy Breakfasts For Your Next Camping Trip
Rise and shine.
Blueberry Breakfast Bake
Essentially bread pudding cooked inside a foil packet, these could be a great way to repurpose leftover hotdog buns from your campfire the night before. Recipe here.
Campfire Breakfast Burgers
This one is a little more involved, and requires two cast iron skillets, but it's pretty impressive. Recipe here.
Campfire Blueberry Orange Muffins
Instructions here.
These Elaborate Ball Gowns Were Inspired By Cancer Cells
A professor at the University of British Columbia designed a collection of evening gowns inspired by microscopic photos of the disease.
Jacqueline Firkins, an assistant professor in the Theatre and Film department of the University of British Columbia, recently designed ten very unusual evening dresses.
The designs had an unexpected inspiration: microscopic photos of cancer cells and the body systems they affect.
The dresses are part of a larger research project called “Fashioning Cancer: The Correlation between Destruction and Beauty,” aimed at creating a dialogue about the many ways cancer affects the body and body image of patients.
“It really started from the idea of trying to figure out how to use my craft as an artist in conjunction with somebody way outside of my field," Firkins said on the project's website.
Firkins added, “As soon as I came up with the idea I started talking to some of my friends who’ve been through cancer about body image, about what they went through when they got diagnosed, what they dealt with when they went through treatment, and I thought, well, clothes are kind of the perfect art for this.”
So she and colleague Professor Christian C.G. Naus teamed up to create a wearable project that was more connected to the disease itself.
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