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Drop some knowledge and make a swift exit.
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14 Times Tumblr Didn't Have Time For Homophobic Comments
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This Nifty Engagement Ring Box Could Change Proposals Forever
Why didn’t I think of this?
"The friends that I had interviewed told me that it is a very nerve-wracking experience trying to hide a very bulky box in the pocket," he told BuzzFeed.
Enter the Clifton engagement ring case.
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19 Relationship Goals As Told By J.D. And Turk
~Just J.D. and Turk things.~
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The Word "Sandwich" Has Lost All Meaning, And That Is Not OK
A brief history of the devolution of the sandwich. #RIPbread
Once upon a time, a "sandwich" meant two slices of bread, filled with any combination of delicious meats, cheeses, vegetables, and spreads.
Recipe: Perfect BLT
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Sometimes hot, sometimes cold, always glorious.
Recipe: Ultimate Spicy Reuben Sandwiches
Perfectly conceived, but uncomplicated and easy to define.
Recipe: Grilled Cheese
The sandwich quickly became a pop culture phenom, probably because of its inclusive and customizable nature.
Recipe: Breakfast BLT
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29 Mind-Bending Works Of 3D Street Art You Need To See
Who knew a little chalk could create so much.
A swimming pool you just want to dive into.
Disclaimer: Definitely don't dive. You will regret it.
An underground world you wouldn't mind exploring.
The typical lazy Sunday with music and a pet.
This enchanting passage to a world beneath the sea.
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Disney Is Trying To Block Deadmau5 From Trademarking His Logo
Apparently, there can’t be two mice in town.
Deadmau5 has been rocking his mouse head for over 10 years now, but it looks like Disney now has a problem with it, TMZ reports.
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The DJ – whose real name is Joel Zimmerman – tweeted yesterday that Disney had filed an opposition to his U.S. trademark application for his logo.
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Zimmerman's attorney told TMZ that he already has trademarks in 30 countries, including the U.K. and Japan.
According to the United Stated Patent and Trademark Office, Zimmerman filed his most recent application on August 18, 2014.
The description for his logo was included in the application: "Color is not claimed as a feature of the mark. The mark consists of a caricature of a mouse head with the letter "X" over each eye and the word, in a stylized format, "deadmau5" centered beneath the mouse head."
Deadmau5 / Via uspto.gov
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31 Tiny House Hacks To Maximize Your Space
Just because your house is small doesn’t mean you can’t live large.
Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed
Keep your window to wall ratio high.
Large panes of glass really open up this 136 sq ft DIY Colorado Mountain Home. Bonus: Tucked under the built in desk are two stools which double as storage.
Install floor to ceiling bookshelves.
Tiny little cottage, big big storage.
Use semi-opaque materials to allow light into windowless rooms.
This panelite kitchen backsplash doubles as a bathroom wall.
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A Bleak Journey Through San Francisco's Bagels
I, a person from New York, went to the Bay Area in search of a bagel that didn’t suck. Here, my fearless, gluten-filled journey.
Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed
When I told people that I wanted to find the best bagel in San Francisco, they mostly did one of two things:
1. Laughed uncontrollably.
2. Shook their heads at me with pity usually reserved for tiny puppies wearing casts.
Let me explain. I live in New York City, which is renowned for having the best bagels in the world. In fact, I live just blocks away from two legendary schmear places: La Bagel Delight, which is like the Beyoncé of bagels, and Bergen Bagels, which is like Beyoncé's equally fierce twin sister Feyoncé.
California, on the other hand, is a tanned Pangaea of glutenphobia famous for avocados and green juice, not plump pumpernickels held together with a thick cummerbund of cream cheese. The bagel situation in San Francisco is so dire that residents recently waited two hours in the rain for bagels overnighted from NYC's Russ and Daughters.
But I'm an optimist, especially when it means I can get my company to pay me to eat a shit ton of carbs. I decide to make the bagel rounds, hoping the Bay Area could actually produce a satisfying breakfast with a hole. There had to be at least ONE decent bagel in such a foodie-jammed town. Right?
No, people warned me. One friend politely pointed out a few famous taco places instead. Others bodily threw themselves in front of these bagel restaurants, pleading with me not to indulge in such an act of self-harm. An earthquake even struck Napa Valley 10 minutes before my flight took off, a clear warning from Mother Nature to stay in flour paradise on the East Coast. But I could be stopped by no act of God. The bagel quest was ON.
1. Eat at least one Bay Area bagel per day.
2. Do not experiment with lox, because a) I'm vegetarian, and b) like SF lox is even going to be a thing.
3. Be nice to others and have fun.
Noah's New York Bagels, The Marina
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21 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning When You're Beyoncé
ARE YOU READY TO BE ENTERTAINED?
"Feminist"
What it means to you: Someone who wants and believes in equality among the sexes.
What it means to Beyoncé: Someone who challenges society while continuing to empower women and young girls.
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"Performance"
What it means to you: Something artists do to share their craft with the world.
What it means to Beyoncé: An actual religious experience.
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"Fans"
What it means to you: People who support a particular artist.
What it means to Beyoncé: An almost cult-like following of individuals who have accepted Beysus as their Lord and Savior.
Nickelodeon
"Group"
What it means to you: A group of people working together because of their passion for music.
What it means to Beyoncé: *Ahem* Sasha Fierce is always the lead vocalist, except when it's almost time for the group to disband. *cough* Destiny Fulfilled *cough*
Via giphy.com
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"The Little Rascals" Re-Created Their Movie Poster 20 Years Later
And it will make you feel old.
Here's the original 1994 movie poster for The Little Rascals. But, more important, this is probably how you picture the cast.
Universal Pictures
Well, here's what they look like today:
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17 Very Important Shmoney Vines You Need To See Right Now
You actually should have seen them about a week agooooooo! WARNING: Explicit language.
Wedding shmoney
Jumped the broom 'bout a week agooooooo!
Doctorial shmoney
Cured a patient 'bout a week agooooooo!
Granny shmoney
Kissed my grandbabies 'bout a week agooooooo!
Kid shmoney
Learned my times tables 'bout a week agooooooo!
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This Video Shows What Street Harassment Is Like For Women In Egypt
A hidden camera captures all the stares one woman gets trying to walk over a bridge in Cairo.
Cairo's bridges offer a beautiful view of the Nile — but, like elsewhere in the city, a woman walking along the water must also contend with a barrage of stares, catcalls, and, occasionally, the brush or pinch of a passerby's hand.
To put a face to the phenomenon, Tinne Van Loon and Colette Ghunim decided to secretly film what it was like for Ghunim, an Egyptian-American, to walk down one of Cairo's main bridges, Kasr El-Nil, for just five minutes on a Friday. To pull off the stunt without attracting attention, Ghunim pretended to talk on her iPhone while covertly keeping the camera on, the blog Egyptian Streets reported.
Colette and Van Loon then combined their footage with a popular Egyptian electro song — A3akes Ah At7rash La2, which translates as "Flirting, yes. Harassment, no" — to cover up Colette's faked phone conversations. The song also blocks out the verbal harassment that Ghunim experienced during the stunt.
Van Loon and Ghunim told Egyptian Streets that they were motived to make the film because of personal experiences.
The fact is that every time a woman walks outside, no matter what she's wearing, a large majority of men stare, unabashedly. They scan her entire body as if she is a mere object, not a valued human being. The high frequency of stares makes it the most common form of sexual harassment, violating women's ability to feel safe while walking in the streets.
Watch "Creepers on the Bridge," in full here:
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Will This Be Your Best School Year Ever?
It’s the dawn of a new era!
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41 Delicious Facts About Chocolate That You Probably Didn't Know
Fact: It’s delicious.
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1. There is a correlation between the amount of chocolate a country consumes on average and the number of Nobel Laureates that country has produced.
2. A jewel thief made off with $28 million dollars of gems in 2007 because he was able to gain the trust of the guards working the bank in Antwerp, Belgium, by repeatedly offering them chocolate.
3. The blood in Psycho's famous shower scene was actually chocolate syrup.
4. At one point the Nazis plotted to assassinate Winston Churchill with an exploding bar of chocolate.
Food Thinkers / Flickr: foodthinkers / Creative Commons
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This Lingerie Brand Is Redefining The Word "Nude"
One pretty bra at a time.
When you think of the color "nude," what do you think of? Does it look something like this?
How about this?
This is a "nude" makeup palette from Bobbi Brown.
Or what about this?
That's a "nude" lip on Kim Kardashian.
The trouble is, all of these examples of "nude" are based on a Caucasian skin tone. This is what you get when you search for "nude"-colored clothing.
Notice the dark-skinned woman wearing, uh, NUDE clothes.
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15 Cats Who Are Definitely Not Out Of The Bag
So close and yet so far.
Yep, this cat is in the bag.
i.imgur.com / Via reddit.com
Definitely in the bag.
Absolutely in the bag.
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Still in the bag.
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A Dad Has Been Pranking His Daughter With A Skeleton
The bone-chillingly spooky trolling of one teen.
Carly Harris' father Brendan has been using a fake skeleton to torture her for the past year, and she's been documenting it on Twitter and her Tumblr. "My dad is really in to Halloween and decorating our house with scary spiderwebs and bats and so on," Carly told BuzzFeed over email. "A few years ago he bought the skeleton from Costco for Halloween. And somehow over time, he thought it would be a good idea to hide it around the house to scare me."
Brendan Harris knows the secret truth of the universe: teens and skeletons are natural enemies.
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The 33 Most Joyful Things That Ever Happened
From the glorious slip-and-slide incident of 2012 to the infamous day of the Puppy Surprise, these are the ones that we’ll never forget.
The time a cat showed a baby the right way to do bathtime.
A World War II veteran coming out to cheer at a race.
The day this puppy discovered his lifelong passion for kiddie pools.
The time a son surprised his dad with a puppy.
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Joan Rivers Hilariously Planned Out Her Own Funeral
“I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents.”
Joan Rivers, who died on Thursday at 81, made a joke of everything, including her own funeral. In her 2013 book, I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me, she outlined her wishes, as Mashable's Brian Ries tweeted.
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10 Signs You're A Total Virgo
1. You were born between Aug. 24 and Sept. 23.
You're highly discriminating.
Some people might call it "picky" or "prudish," but that's not it — You, Virgo, simply know exactly what it is that you do, and do not, want.
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You have a keen eye for pointing out flaws in people/things around you.
It's not that you're mean, or harsh — you're just intuitive, and good at using your analytical skills to assess flaws in a situation or person. You just have to be careful you don't point them out TOO readily.
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You're very, very organized — probably with one notable exception.
Virgos are known as "clean freaks," but it's common for them to have ONE place — whether material, like a closet, or in the form of a bad habit — where they're complete messes.
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You're an incurable perfectionist.
Much like Queen Bey (herself a Virgo. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, B), almost perfect isn't good enough for you. You are relentless, ambitious, and highly self-critical — and likely to go far because of it.
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