Shut everything down. Ninjesus has come into town.
Jesus:
Ninja:
Two Artists Have Created The Most Epic Ninja Ever Known To Earth
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Democratic Delaware Governor Tweeted A Photo Of A Woman In Bondage Gear
Uh?
On Thursday, Delaware Gov. Jack Markell sent out this tweet and deleted it:
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The image was a picture of woman in leather straps:
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"During this morning's event, a tweet was composed with a link to what was supposed to be a picture that had just been uploaded to the internet of the Governor's education announcement. While the tweet was being edited, the auto-generated link for the picture was inadvertently altered. As a result, the picture linked to the tweet was a random, unrelated, and inappropriate picture that has been on the internet since 2010, and not the just-uploaded picture of the event. The tweet was deleted and we apologize for the error."
"The lessons here are not to compose tweets too quickly and there is a lot of odd stuff on the internet. We just wish the accidental link had been a cat video."
We're still trying to figure out exactly what that means.
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15 Words That Have A Completely Different Meaning During Fashion Week
You don’t need a powerpoint for this presentation.
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Show
What it means: A specific display of a film, opera, or stage play
What it means during fashion week: Waiting in the dark for forty-five minutes to watch a ten minute parade.
Season
What it means: A calendrical method of dividing a year into four sections, usually characterized by weather.
What it means during fashion week: FW, SS, Resort and a dozen other microseasons; determines whether you're seeing moodily-toned sweaters or actual colors on the runway.
Tent
What it means: A portable living space.
What it means during fashion week: Where the fashion shows are. Be forewarned that they are NOT REAL TENTS.
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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Kelly Cutrone
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
The symbol for the Universal Mother.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Water!
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
FUCK.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Vacation rentals in Zimbabwe.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Stevie Van Zandt.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Today, in the SOHO GRAND lounge two kids were playing with toy airplanes and I thought I would do a Miranda Sings reinterpretation of Nicki Minajs’ “Starships” with them. So I extended my arms and started to “fly” by them, I think their parents got scared because they called the kids back to their seating area. (Play this it at 0:45 and you’ll understand what I mean)
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Last week, I saw WICKED for the third time! Are you surprised?!
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
GIRLS. Always and forever.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Snapped and Dance Moms.
What's the first album you bought?
For me it was a record – “Puppy Love” by Donny Osmond.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Pizza
What music are you currently listening to?
I’m all about Charli XCX.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
The Devil Wears Prada.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Unconsciousness
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies! – Husky puppies!!
New York or Los Angeles?
Duh.
Comedy or drama?
Comedy
Bacon or Nutella?
Neither
'80s or '90s?
80’s!
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hannah-FUCKING-Montana! Team Miley!
And finally: tell us a secret.
Tyra Banks likes to eat frozen food dinners and the U.S. government is watching you!
The Kelly Cutrone Project premieres this Saturday, September 6th, on The CW’s digital network, CW SEED.
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Do You Have Any Clue What Major U.S. Cities Look Like?
It’s harder than you think.
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Albino Cobra Caught After Days On The Loose In Southern California
The Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control had warned that no one should attempt to handle the snake. “As with any snake, it will strike if cornered.”
Authorities caught an albino monocled cobra Thursday afternoon that had been on the loose in an affluent Los Angeles suburb since at least Monday.
The snake, which is illegal to own without a specialized wildlife permit, was found in the same area where it had been seen by the owner of a dog who was bitten, said Derek Brown, deputy director of the Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control.
Residents of Thousand Oaks had been on alert since the dog was bitten on Monday.
The dog's owner managed to snap a photo before the snake slithered off, officials said, and the dog was taken to a vet for care.
Courtesy Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control
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Daily Dougie Just Might Be The Cutest Dog On Instagram
*clears throat* HOW IS HE SO FLUFFY??????
Meet Dougie.
He's a Shih Tzu living in the San Francisco Bay Area.
He's basically a walking ball of fluffy fluff.
And has the cutest-shaped paws on the planet.
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23 Things No One Tells You About Joining Greek Life
It’s not all Greek to you.
You become an expert at crafting.
Coolers, shirts, costumes for theme parties? Yup, you can do it all.
Dues end up costing a small fortune.
But worth every penny.
Formal is like prom all over again.
Just WAAAY more fun.
Few things are as stressful yet rewarding as sorority recruitment.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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BuzzFeed's Comprehensive Guide To Internet Safety
Most “hacks” these days aren’t really even hacks, but a series of clever tricks executed to gain a level of trust from the target. Here’s how to keep your email, bank info (and even nudes) secure.
Don't click on links you get from people you dont know.
If a stranger walked up to you and handed you a box in the middle of the street, you probably wouldn't open that, right?
*ALERT ALERT* STRANGER DANGER
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And even if it LOOKS like it's from a friend, don't click blindly if it seems weird!
Make it a practice to ask questions. Should this link be asking you to log into something? If so, try opening a new tab and logging into the proper account, then click the link again. Is it still asking you to login? PROBABLY PHISHING!
Worst thing that happens? You ask your friend if they really sent you that thing, vs. your account gets compromised.
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Be wary of phishing attempts.
Phishing is a common practice used by scammers to appear legitimate in order to lure people into clicking on their links and entering passwords so that they can gain access to accounts.
QUESTION EVERYTHING! I mean, don't be neurotic but take a beat and think about what you're doing before you do it.
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And the much more sinister SPEAR PHISHING.
Spear phishing builds upon regular phishing by picking specific individuals and doing research on them in order to create the aura that they are who they purport to be. They will appear to be from someone you know and they will use whatever they've googled against you.
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17 Things No One Tells You About Alzheimer's Disease
Every 67 seconds, a person in the U.S. develops Alzheimer’s disease.
Alzheimer's disease is the sixth leading cause of death in the United States.
It kills more than breast cancer and prostate cancer combined.
One in three seniors die with Alzheimer's or another form of dementia.
Women are affected by Alzheimer's most. Almost two-thirds of Alzheimer's patients are women.
Women in their 60's are about two times more likely to develop Alzheimer's in their lifetimes than they are to develop breast cancer.
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Prepare To Salivate To This Delicious Food Porn
This is almost NSFW.
Drooooool.
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YES.
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I want you.
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Get in my belly!
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21 Questions Filipinos Need To Answer Immediately
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What's The Greatest Animal Pun You've Ever Heard?
You’re giraffing me crazy.
Even though most puns are corny, it's hard to not laugh at something so brilliant.
LOLing for days.
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But do you know what the best type of pun is? AN ANIMAL ONE.
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Cat puns are always hilarious and purrfect.
THREE PUNS IN ONE.
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While dog puns will always make you smile on ~ruff~ days.
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Watch Sarah Paulson Support Reproductive Rights While Eating A Donut And Chugging A Beer
“It’s about autonomy, it’s about reproductive freedom and a woman’s right to choose,” Paulson says in her video for the #TacoOrBeerChallenge.
Actress Sarah Paulson uploaded a video of herself drinking a beer and eating a donut this week. That in itself is glorious but there's more to the story.
Paulson was called out for the "Taco And Beer Challenge" which aims to raise funds for legal abortions in the style of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
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How Kinky Are You?
It’s okay to be a little adventurous with your sex life.
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20 Dogs Who Understand The Struggle Of Being A Lazy Person
“I have to sit up to reach the food, so technically I’m doing exercise.”
When you're really hungry but you don't want to get up.
"Should I starve and stay comfortable or eat and leave this glorious bed?"
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When you're too lazy to wash dishes so you resort to eating off of weird surfaces.
"Tables are the new plates."
When you have to brush your teeth but you're already in bed.
"This comfort might be worth the risked cavities."
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When you want a hot bod but you also want to eat all the food.
"The struggle is real."
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Remember That Time Britney Spears And Melissa Joan Hart Co-Hosted "TRL?"
It’s the most 1999 thing ever. Let’s relive it.
The ladies filled in for Carson Daly back on Sept. 28, 1999.
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Melissa took the lead.
Shout out to Melissa's vinyl (?) shirt.
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Maybe for the better – Britney flubbed her first intro.
Lou Bega's album was actually called "A Little Bit of Mambo," not "Mamba."
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But she recovered with a dance.
Britney was loving the countdown – she said she "loved" multiple videos, and gave some her highest compliment of "pretty cool."
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24 Life-Giving Vines To Start Your Weekend Right
Let these vines adorn you.
This ray of sunshine in this dark world.
This unamusement park anthem.
This hard grooving young man.
Sam Smith's self-appointed hype man.
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This Baby Lamb And Maltese Poodle Are Best Friends
Let’s have ALL THE FUNS together.
Meet Charlie (right). She's a toy Maltese poodle who lives in Australia. She and this baby lamb are practically BFFs.
Being separated from each other yields delightfully cute moments like this:
"C'mon, mom! Can't lamby come in? We'll be so good! Let him in!"
But when they're reunited, it feels so good.
"YES SUCCESS THANKS MOM!"
Dyyyiiing. They are so gentle and good to each other.
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21 Times We Fell In Love With Chris Pratt This Summer
“Taaaaater Tooootttttts!!”
When he braided this girl's hair:
When he perfectly rapped "Forgot About Dre."
Watch the video here.
When he showed off his sweet dance moves.
When he gave this amazing response to what his space outlaw name would be:
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