I’ve literally run out of things to say to you.
When you say, "I'll just be a minute."
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When you say, "It's a nice night out, huh?"
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When you ask, "What are you getting to drink?"
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When you say, "How's your food?"
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I’ve literally run out of things to say to you.
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“The penis is in there!” said Ben Affleck. Talking about it, however, is a big, fat SPOILER, so consider yourself warned.
Ben Affleck, Patrick Fugit, David Clennon, Lisa Barnes, and Kim Dickens in Gone Girl.
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Neil Patrick Harris in Gone Girl.
Let's not mince words: Not one, but likely two penises show up in Gone Girl, director David Fincher's feature adaptation of Gillian Flynn's best-seller.
Star Ben Affleck admitted his penis makes a "very brief" cameo in a recent interview with MTV. "The penis is in there!" he said. "It's IMAX penis. … You should know it was very cold. A very cold set."
The context behind Affleck's nudity requires some tricky spoiler avoidance, since the scene in question comes at the very end of the movie. It references a specific sequence in Flynn's novel, although it unfolds a bit differently in the film. Suffice it to say, Affleck disrobes completely for the scene, which also involves a shower, and Affleck's penis does appear briefly, from the side. So it is not so much full frontal as it is full side-peen. If such a thing exists.
“Everybody knew far more about this than I ever did,” the Mad Men actor told BuzzFeed News.
Elisabeth Moss attends the premiere of RADiUS-TWC's The One I Love at the Vista Theatre on Aug. 7 in Los Angeles.
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The casting rumors surrounding the second season of HBO's True Detective have persisted for months now and though they were partially put to rest when the premium cable network confirmed Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn had signed on last week, the question about who will play a female cop on Season 2 of the Nic Pizzolatto-created drama remains.
The Notebook star Rachel McAdams and Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss have been two of the most often discussed actors allegedly vying for the part, but Moss told BuzzFeed News in a phone interview that there's very little truth to those rumors.
"Literally, someone turned around to me in a car and got an email and was like, 'Are you on True Detective?' And I was like, 'What are you talking about?' I was like, 'No. I don't think so.' And I had to go ask my team, 'What's happening with this? Is this, like, a thing?'" she said with a laugh while promoting her new film Listen Up Philip. "It's totally just a rumor. Actors are talked about when you're casting something. But everybody knew far more about this than I ever did. I had to go ask! Like, I read the article and had to go ask my team. So it's 100% a rumor."
Still, Moss, who wrapped up her run as Peggy Olson on Mad Men earlier this year (though the second half of the seventh and final season won't air until 2015), isn't avoiding a role on television. "I'm definitely open to doing television again. I think I might pause a second before getting into an episodic kind of thing like Mad Men where it's that kind of run because it is a lot and I want to try my hand at a couple other things," she said, "but I definitely, definitely am open to doing more."
"To me, it's where a lot of the really great material is," Moss continued. "And right now, I feel really lucky because we live in this place where, as actors, it doesn't matter. You can do a miniseries, you can do episodic, you can do theater, you can do big films, you can do small films. It doesn't really matter. It's all great stuff. I love that there are no lines anymore because I remember when there were. I can't tell you how many times I walk past a billboard or something and I see some really famous movie star doing a TV show now. And I'm like, They're doing a TV show?! It's truly amazing and it did not used to be like that. There's just such great crossover now and I love it. There shouldn't be any lines."
BRB, looking through Pinterest for a pumpkin spice cookie recipe I can bake.
Sure they're ugly as hell, but on a cold day they'll keep your feet warm and, bonus, they're actually comfortable!
They really are the best ones. And, let's be honest, everyone looks a little better with a filter.
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Sometimes if you want a good photo you've got to take it yourself. Who else but you knows your best angles?
Now I know which group not to stand behind -- I don't need to accidentally photobomb your group selfie shot.
Authorities confirmed they found two pipe bombs in the Poconos Mountains, which belonged to a man who allegedly killed a state trooper three weeks ago.
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Best food season? Best food season.
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A Canadian law prevents the press from naming Rehtaeh Parsons, the Canadian teen who killed herself after she was cyberbullied following an alleged gang rape. Her family says it protects the system — not Rehtaeh.
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The name Rehtaeh Parsons has been synonymous with cyberbullying and sexual exploitation ever since the Canadian teenager killed herself in April 2013. Her parents say Rehtaeh suffered through 17 months of severe harassment after a photo of her being sexually assaulted while vomiting and half-naked circulated around her school in 2011, when she was only 15 years old.
But last week, when the now-20-year-old man who took the photo of his friend penetrating Rehtaeh from behind while giving a thumbs-up sign pled guilty to one count of manufacturing child pornography, no Canadian media outlet was allowed to refer to Rehtaeh by name. Nor could they name her parents, who have been actively fighting for justice since her death, or provide any background details about the notorious case.
Rehtaeh's mother, Leah Parsons, told BuzzFeed News that, in life, her daughter wanted her name to be shouted as loud as possible.
"She's being silenced for the second time," Leah said. "What happened to Rehtaeh matters, and it's not right to silence her. When you take her name away, you take away people's interest in the story."
The media ban is due to a Canadian law that requires judges to prohibit the publication of information that could identify victims of child pornography under any and all circumstances.
Rehtaeh's unique name (it's "Heather" backwards), dreamed up by her mother as a teen, made international headlines and prompted anti-cyberbullying legislation and sympathy from the prime minister, as well as a six-month investigation into why the police initially dropped charges in her case. But the media can only describe the ongoing trial as a "Prominent Halifax child pornography case" — which isn't exactly google-able, especially since most people remember Rehtaeh as the victim of an alleged gang rape, not child pornography.
In the Canadian press, Rehtaeh is just a girl "who later died after attempting suicide."
Rehtaeh faced harassment for over a year before she killed herself in April 2013.
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Rehtaeh was allegedly assaulted by four teenage boys in November 2011, according to court records. She and another girl were drinking with four teenage boys that night when one used his cell phone to take a picture of his friend penetrating Rehtaeh while she leaned out the bedroom window, vomiting and naked from the waist down. Rehtaeh did not consent to the photo or know it was taken, but that didn't stop her assailants from sending it around school. Soon, boys Rehtaeh had never met were calling her a slut and asking her to sleep with them, too.
Rehtaeh and her parents reported the alleged assault and the photo a week later, Leah said. After a year-long investigation, the police decided there was insufficient evidence to press charges. According to the family, the police added that it was a "he said, she said" case as well as a "community issue," not a "police issue." The photograph didn't count as pornography, even though she was a minor, they said they were told.
Last week's guilty plea "tells everyone that police knew child porn was being spread around Halifax and they didn't do anything to stop it," her father said in court, according to The Chronicle Herald.
Rehtaeh was distraught when she heard that no charges would be filed, Leah said. She wanted to go straight to the media, but Leah advised her against it in hopes the case would eventually go to trial. "She wanted her name out there," Leah said. "She spoke up. She came forward for that reason. She wanted to stick up for herself."
The family moved from Cole Harbour to Halifax, another city in the province of Nova Scotia, but the bullying didn't stop. Rehtaeh attempted to hang herself and died three days later in the hospital in April 2013.
Charges were brought against the boys the following August for producing and disseminating child pornography, but the media ban wasn't upheld until earlier this year, months after everyone in not only Nova Scotia but around the world knew Rehtaeh's name. The boy penetrating Rehtaeh in the photo, now 19, has a trial set for November on two counts of distributing child pornography and the one who pleaded guilty last week is awaiting sentencing. Their names are protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act, since the boys were minors at the time. But will anyone notice or care what happens to them?
"It's strange that the story has dropped so quickly from the public interest because it was so huge when it first broke," said Chronicle Herald reporter Selena Ross, who won a Canadian Association of Journalists' award for outstanding investigative reporting for her coverage of the issue. Ross warned BuzzFeed News not to quote her using Rehtaeh's name — she wasn't sure if she would get in trouble. "Now we're going to learn so much more about what really happened, but people aren't paying that much attention because the coverage is so confusing and clunky."
The poor beavers never had a chance.
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“Women’s rights are more than alright!”
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#MuggleStruggle
#sorrynotsorry
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The Doctor is bae. And the thirst is real.
Is that a car in your garage or are you just happy to see me?
Tesla has already announced two new models that will roll out over the years in addition to the luxury sedan Model S available now: the Model X, an SUV that will come out in 2015, and the more affordable Model III sedan, which will probably go on sale in 2017. Tesla is also working on a massive "gigafactory" to produce batteries.
The Model III was originally going to be called the "Model E," so Tesla's product lineup would have spelled out "S-E-X." But Ford owns the trademark to "Model E" and so they had to settle on "Model III."
"We were going to call it model E for a while and then Ford sued us saying it wanted to use the Model E – I thought this is crazy, Ford's trying to kill sex!" Musk told the British magazine Auto Express.
May the Holy Spearit be with you.
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We all have a creepy side.
You're not making fun of them, you just literally can't help it.
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How dare they turn the page before you find out what happened next.
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Mmmm. Smells like coconut. And so many French fries.
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Smells like love, and creepiness.
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Educate yourself.
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Hey, anything can happen — they brought back Surge and Boy Meets World !
It just can't be the end!
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“I just got a Early Birthday call from former Sec. Hillary Clinton saying she is sorry she can’t make celebration. I congratulated her too.”
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Rev. Al Sharpton is celebrating his 60th birthday this week. Take note.
The civil rights activist and cable news host threw himself a birthday party on Wednesday night at the Four Seasons Hotel in New York City. Plenty of friends and very important persons showed up to celebrate the Rev., including Mayor Bill de Blasio, MSNBC president Phil Griffin, and the singer Aretha Franklin.