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Creature features, psychological horror, and a hidden painting.
Basic Plot: Peruvian jungle + Mad scientist + Miniaturization = Dr. Cyclops.
Fun Fact: This film was nominated for Best Visual/Special Effects at the Academy Awards.
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Basic Plot: Lycanthropy + Gypsy + Silver walking stick = The Wolf Man.
Fun Fact: Bela Lugosi, best known for playing Dracula, plays the gypsy's son.
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Basic Plot: Serbian immigrant + Cats + Sexual arousal = Cat People
Fun Fact: Producer Val Lewton preferred using psychological horror in his films, rather than physical horror.
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Basic Plot: Trapped in ice + Ensemble of monsters + Fighting = Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man.
Fun Fact: This film marks the fifth installment in the Frankenstein series for Universal Studios.
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“I want to not do things.”
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Apparently every kids toy looks like a penis.
It’s a tough job, and they have to do it.
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This is quite possibly the dog who has it all.
Same, Rincon, same.
In case you were wondering, yes. We are real people. And this is how you make us feel.
We can type over 40 wpm, but our brain does not.
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"Hi, thank you for calling ____, my name is Valerie."
"Oh hi Natalie."
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"I'm using XP and Internet Explorer 6. It should work."
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"And that's why I need you to hurry up and help me and tell everyone about my problem because it's a big deal and I'm gonna lose my mind because if you don't help me I'm going to cancel my service because I'm having a bad day and that's why I need your help because I need you to help me because today is so bad."
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Matt Kenseth and Brad Keselowski fought after their race in Charlotte, North Carolina, had ended.
According to USA Today, Keselowski drove his car into several other drivers after the race had ended. One of those drivers, Denny Hamlin, was furious and had to be restrained from going after Keselowski.
Then, as Keselowski was walking away, Kenseth "seemingly came out of nowhere and jumped him," USA Today reported. Several crew members had to pull the men apart. All three drivers were competing for a spot in an upcoming race.
New York’s hottest club is…QUIZ.
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“We’re just going to stay for one drink.”
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It’s like a nightmare, but IRL.
A clown is seen at a market in Wasco, California.
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The clown also apparently is visiting other nearby cities as well.
My sister and I finally have “the talk” we’ve been avoiding, because although my sister’s acceptance means everything to me — I’ve never been sure that I’ve had it.
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Almost five years ago to the day, I came out to my twin sister while she was studying abroad in Italy. In a rambling group Facebook message, after a series of incomplete sentences and written stutters, I finally wrote, "I am attracted to girls, but I am not gay." Two best friends replied immediately with supportive messages. From my sister, I received…radio silence. Life doesn't stop while you're waiting for your sister to message you back, so before long I was taking a boy to my sorority formal and that rambling message was just a memory.
Growing up in a family with eight siblings and being one of triplets (always one tallish brunette brother to my right and one shortish blonde sister to my left), it's easy to assume that my triplet sister and I would be closer than close.
And we were. I mean...we are close. Over the years, we've shared bedrooms, clothes, car keys, and a group of friends. What don't we share? Pretty much everything else. I inherited my dad's tight brown ringlets while Hayley gets her straight blonde locks from our mom. Friends might call me "down-to-earth, mellow, and overly sensitive," and Hayley would be described as "bubbly, loud, and a tad high maintenance." While I spent time volunteering as an EMT, she once passed out into a bowl of spaghetti over the mention of blood. When we left home for college, I studied science in the Midwest; Hayley went down south to pursue a degree in English. Despite never quite being able to see eye-to-eye, we've managed to stand loyally at each other's sides.
Fast-forward to the present day — a few relationships, sisterly shouting matches, and two college degrees later — and not much has changed. Somehow we are back to sharing a bedroom, if you can call two twin beds separated by a cheap Ikea drawer set a bedroom. We are still sharing clothes (unwillingly) and a group of overlapping friends (more willingly). And we still have not discussed the time I came out of the closet to her and she had nothing to say.
As I'll be sleeping across from my sister for another year in this shoebox apartment, I decided to sit down over some sushi and finally have "the talk" we've been avoiding, because although my twin sister's acceptance means everything to me, I've never been sure that I've had it.
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Creepy kids, killer birds, zombies, and Edgar Allan Poe.
Basic Plot: Murder + Movie camera + POV = Peeping Tom.
Fun Fact: Due to the film's controversial status, it greatly damaged director Michael Powell's career.
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Basic Plot: Stealing money + Stabbing + Mommy issues = Psycho.
Fun Fact: The film is actually based on Robert Bloch's 1959 novel of the same name.
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Basic Plot: Creepy-ass kids + Paternity questions + Glowing eyes = Village of the Damned.
Fun Fact: The wigs for the child actors were padded to make their heads looks bigger.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Basic Plot: Italian gothic horror + Witches + Revenge motives = Black Sunday.
Fun Fact: This film was banned in the United Kingdom for eight years after its release due to its violent content.
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Somebody save me. Warning: spoilers. Spoilers everywhere.
Portrayed By: Jensen Ackles
First Appearance: “Crusade” (4×01)
Last Appearance: “Commencement” (4×22)
Why He Worked: He furthered season four’s (rather nonsensical) plot as well as he could. He was also a nice distraction from the Clark and Lana romance that many people were getting sick of. Some people might say he worked because he’s Jensen Ackles. That’s about it.
Why He Didn’t: Crippling mommy issues. Nay, crippling mommy issues that were never really discussed. The fact that he turned out to be a bad guy and then nothing came of it. Was a little bit of a jerk. Every question remained unanswered. I know this is because Ackles signed on for two seasons of Smallville and then left early for Supernatural, but that doesn’t change what we actually saw of the character.
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Portrayed By: Eric Johnson
First Appearance: “Pilot” (1×01)
Last Appearance: “Visage” (2×11)
Why He Worked: He was the quintessential bully-turned-sympathetic-character that every high school show needs. Admit it, when Whitney’s dad died and he went off in search of a purpose, you were rooting for him. And if you didn’t like Clark’s creepy Lana stalking, Whitney’s existence was pretty great.
Why He Didn’t: His hair. The fact that he was an archetype sprinkled with clichés. He tied Clark up in a cornfield in the first episode. Mostly his hair.
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Portrayed By: Callum Blue
First Appearance: “Doomsday” (8×22)
Last Appearance: “Dominion” (10×19)
Why He Worked: Classic Superman villain, obviously. Also, this Zod didn’t need to barrel through everything he saw in the name of special effects. The introduction of Zod was a solid way for Clark to embrace his Kryptonian side and to learn more about the fall of his home planet. Zod made for an interesting, more in-your-face Lex Luthor substitute, and that could be interesting to watch.
Why He Didn’t: Did anyone notice that the actor put on an extra weird accent to play the character? He talked out of his cheeks or something. Like, dude. I’ve seen The Princess Diaries II: Royal Engagement. I know you don’t sound like a total buffoon, Duke Andrew Jacoby. For the sub-par acting, this is where Zod falls on the list.
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Portrayed By: Laura Vandervoort
First Appearance: “Bizarro” (7×01)
Last Appearance: “Prophecy” (10×20)
Why She Worked: She’s Supergirl, and that’s awesome. She had a lot to offer Clark about his heritage, too, but in a way where she wasn’t trying to kill him (i.e. Zod). Kara is a good example of girl power and battle strength, which is admirable.
Why She Didn’t: There was an extreme lack of character development. I know this is mostly due to the writers’ strike in 2008, but it’s still a fact. The arc where she lost her memory was confusing and didn’t focus enough on her character, but rather how the experience was affecting Clark. Plus, Kara always seemed a little untrustworthy. Everything she said had the hint of a lie.
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Oreos are like drugs?!
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Notorious L.A.N.E.Y.
BECAUSE OF COURSE.
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KISSSSSSS ME! UNDER THE MILKY TWILIGHT!!!!
~removes glasses turns into a goddess.~
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~pro tip: don't bet on the potential aesthetic prowess of high school girls, because YOU WILL LOSE.~
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Gay or straight, it doesn’t matter, because terribly awkward situations don’t discriminate.
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