Tony would prefer you call it an ILLUSION, actually.
OK, I give up — this is one of the worst fake-out attempts I've ever seen. But you rule anyway, Tony.
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10 delicious photos of the world's greatest sandwich. (In case you get hungry, links to recipes have been included.)
Grilled Ham and Gouda with Frisée and Caramelized Onions
When Skynet gets a hold of these we are screwed. Thank god it isn't real .
That's what I thought too, until my friend posted this picture on facebook. Good for the store for posting this notice.
Kim Kardashian put Kanye West's name on it so he knows it's real. Well, sort of. The reality TV megastar returned from her trip to New York City rocking a pair of Kanye West earrings.
Emotion in athletics is like sand in the desert, but that's not what has us craving the next motivational statement, the next enthusiastic leader. It's the euphoric speeches that have us enamored, the breathtaking statements that somehow get us riled up and excited for what we now believe is possible.
The idea for an “Avengers” movie is not a new thing. This was the action TV movie to watch for comic book fans in 1978.
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Eat your heart out, Brian Williams.
Sauza Tequila just wanted to share this great recipe for margaritas. The shirtless fireman and kitten are purely coincidental.
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Morning Joe's Willie Geist breaks down this story like Jim Garrison tackled the Zapruder film.
Initial reports said that a young woman spilled her yogurt on the president during a restaurant stop in Boulder, Colorado:
"A woman got very excited and spilled yogurt on me," Obama said.
"Hazardously, she spilled yogurt on the Secret Service," he added. "The agent just stood there ... looking at her."
Obama, post yogurt attack. (Carolyn Kaster, AP)
Later, MSNBC's Willie Geist got the real story:
The reigning king of Twitter explains his method to BuzzFeed. And he's got a website coming!
Source: @JoseCanseco
Former baseball star Jose Canseco described his tweets as "deranged" and shrugged off his brief Twitter blackout in an interview with BuzzFeed today.
"They're just instant," Canseco said of his tweets in the telephone interview. "It just comes to me."
"To me the whole thing's funny. I'm just putting these deranged tweets out there."
Canseco said that his his absence from Twitter was over — "it should be working right now" — and was cagey about whether or not he had been hacked.
"You could say that, kind of," Canseco said.
He added that he is planning to launch a "membership website" and "incorporate Twitter in there, or Skype."
"You guys will be able to see me when I'm tweeting," Canseco said. "There'll be a video camera on me, I'll be taking the video camera with me wherever I go." He said that the website will be announced in the next two weeks, and then asked this reporter her age.
FEED HIM NOW.
Courtesy People Magazine. Do you agree?
Beyonce had the following reaction to the honor bestowed upon her by People Magazine:
"I feel more beautiful than I've ever felt because I've given birth. I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth."
This is some Game of Thrones ish.
Getting around in games can be a hassle. Just like in real life, it’s nice to have a faster option so that you don’t always have to trudge through Mt. Moon one step at a time, fending off Zubats.
Soaps, eyeshadows, lipsticks and more. Don't worry: they won't make you look like or smell like a kitty litter.
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Grapefruit Mint scented!
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A little skepticism about new gadgets is healthy.
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The Feds raid the home of unofficial Anonymous spokesperson Barrett Brown. They're after his Twitter records, chat logs, IRC conversations, his computer, and apparently everything else, according to the search warrant obtained by BuzzFeed.
Last month, the FBI raided the Dallas home of Barrett Brown, the journalist and unofficial spokesperson for the Internet hacktivist group Anonymous.
According to the search warrant, the agents were after any information from Brown involving a "conspiracy to access without authorization computers," one of three serious charges listed in the document.
The Feds seized Brown's computer and cellphone, searched his parent's home as well, and demanded his Twitter records, chat logs, IRC conversations, Pastebin info, all his Internet browsing activity, and almost any form of electronic communications Brown conducted.
The warrant, exclusively obtained by BuzzFeed, suggests the government is primarily after information related to Anonymous and the hacking group Lulzec.
The authorities also appear to be interested in info on two private intelligence contracting firms, HBGary and EndGame Systems, two companies Brown has frequently clashed with and criticized on a website he founded called Echelon2.
Brown, a 30 year old journalist who has written for Vanity Fair and the Guardian, is perhaps the most high profile target thus far in the FBI's investigation into a series of hacks that have shaken the corporate and defense establishment.
Brown, currently at work on a book about Anonymous, believes he's being wrongly investigated. "I haven't been charged with anything at this point, although there's a sealed affidavit to which neither I nor my attorney have access," he emailed BuzzFeed. "I suspect that the FBI is working off of incorrect information."
His full statement can be read here.
It's mud, or chocolate ice cream! Or…no, it's definitely not that.
I searched for 15 minutes on dreamstime trying to find this shot.
Maybe you'll have better luck.
Why so shitty? (snicker)
Anyway, what products/projects could we use this shot for (besides scat porn)?
—Chocolate pie-eating contest poster?
—Ad for a stock photo service?
—???
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I couldn't love these photos of Hillary from last night's Time 100 gala more if I tried. I wonder what Louie was saying to Hillary for her to make that face?
With Louis C.K.
(Getty Images / Larry Busacca)
(Getty Images / Larry Busacca)
With Amy Poehler
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(Getty Images / Larry Busacca)
