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Smoldering buildings and burned-out cars sit alongside the memorial for Michael Brown, photographed from above in Ferguson, Missouri, on Tuesday afternoon.
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“iQue le muerda! iQue le muerda!”
Featuring Juan Ortiz, Norberto Briceño, Nancy Sandoval, Thomas Valencia, and Alexandra Rosario.
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Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.
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1. Sexual Orientation: Meryl Streep's IMDb page.
2. Sexual Orientation: The look on Drake's face at the end of the "Anaconda" music video.
3. Sexual Orientation: Marlene Dietrich in a top hat.
With an unexpected five figures to work with, the director of Ferguson Library has big plans to serve his ravaged community.
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The most action-packed 15 seconds of this dog’s life.
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There’s ALWAYS room for dessert.
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1. Oh shit, mom just called everyone in for dinner.
2. It's about damn time. The turkey "is going to be ready in 30 minutes"…for the past hour and a half.
3. I better get off the couch and get a good seat.
4. I don't want to sit next to Uncle Ralph. All he does is talk about "conservative values" and he smells like stale Cheez-Its.
5. *Runs into the dining room*
6. Oh shit, mom broke out the "nice" china and silverware. I guess I need to use my "manners" at dinner.
7. YES. I get to sit in the corner, so no one can see me. Right next to the COOL cousins.
8. I miss sitting at the kids' table. Like, the kids' table is where it's AT.
9. Oh man, Aunt Sally is asleep and late for dinner.
10. No, we do NOT need to wait for her. I am too damn hungry.
11. Ugh, here she comes. I'm pretty sure the pilgrims didn't have to wait around for people who were snoozing.
12. OK, I hope Thanksgiving grace isn't too long this year.
13. Like, I am REALLY hungry right now. I have time to thank God and Jesus, but that's about it.
14. Oh great, now dad has to carve the turkey. Why didn't he do that before we sat down?
15. Watching dad carve the turkey is the Thanksgiving equivalent of watching paint dry. Except I am HUNGRY.
16. All right, I need to get my hands on the turkey first. I want some dark meat.
17. Crap, why is Jimmy taking all the good meat? SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US.
18. Please pass the turkey to the left please pass the turkey to the left please pass the turkey to the left.
19. YAAASS HE WENT LEFT I GET DARK MEAT.
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20. I want to put a fucking CLOUD of mashed potatoes on my plate. Not a little wisp. A CLOUD.
21. And it needs to be RAINING gravy. Cloudy with a chance of gravy, that is.
22. Green bean casserole?!? Like what is the point? "Oh, let's cover the only healthy thing on the table with fried tidbits and butter and cream." NOPE.
23. How much food can I physically fit on my plate? Answer: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
24. Oh great, mom went back to the kitchen to grab the cranberry sauce. We aren't waiting for you mom!
25. It's cranberries! In a can! I just want to eat my damn turkey already!!!
26. Wait the cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes cannot touch.
27. I repeat. They CANNOT touch. My dinner will be RUINED if they touch.
28. Gimme the rolls. Gimme ALL the rolls.
29. Wait, how am I supposed to pass the rolls AND grab the corn while taking some Brussels sprouts? God only gave me two hands!
30. Everyone calm down! I'm not Dr. Octopus!
31. Why are we talking about politics? This will only lead to the parents shouting so loudly people are spitting food across the table.
32. DON'T MENTION HILLARY. WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T MENTION HILLARY.
33. Fuck. Mom mentioned Hillary. Here we go.
34. Oh no, grandpa tasted the turkey. I am not ready for this.
35. PLEASE DON'T SAY HOW "MOIST" THE TURKEY IS.
36. DRY! It's dry! I feel so very #blessed.
37. Will I have room for dessert?
38. Wait, did I just ask myself if I would have room for dessert? Who am I anymore, a monster?
39. I fucking have a separate STOMACH for dessert, that's how much I love dessert.
40. Oh no, the conversation is moving to my personal life. Look away! Look away!
Maybe this time… OMG WE ARE SO LUCKY AND BLESSED TO HAVE EMMA STONE ON BROADWAY.
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“It’s not a compliment.”
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Skinny arm pose < Real arm pose
*Elbows out, shoulder up.
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Because are you really prepared to talk about football? WARNING: This post is filled entirely with spoilers!
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1. Homeland finally got good! So good.
2. Did you see that car crash coming?
3. But also, why would the third highest terrorist lead the charge? Doesn't he have men to do that for him?
4. I'd miss Saul, I wouldn't miss Carrie.
5. Watching Cary plead guilty on The Good Wife totally made me cry.
6. Cary is the best.
7. The show CANNOT lose Cary and Kalinda in the same season.
8. Oh, the Kings... I hope they have some crazy tricks up their sleeves.
9. This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for Valerie Cherish coming back into my life.
10. And all I want for Christmas is for Beth on The Walking Dead to never sing again.
11. I love baby Judith, but, like, she's kind of zombie bait at this point.
12. Seriously, though, how does baby Judith get all of these new baby clothes? Like, she's more stylish than I am.
The NFL wants their players to talk to the media, right?
Bose is an NFL sponsor, hence the ban.
#TBT to that time I turned myself into a cat.
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The tribe has evicted you from being America’s next top model.
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Honestly, DWTS, it feels like you're not even trying. No dancing puns. No wild exclamations from Bruno Tonioli. Just...nothing interesting.
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Suuuper basic. Boring. They use the obvious choice for an elimination phrase rather than think outside the box.
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OK, this one is thematically relevant, but the repetition of the word "work" just sounds awkward. Plus, host China Chow's delivery is just so bland.
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This one actually kind of works given the show, but that doesn't excuse the fact that it's still terrible "texting slang" and this show itself was a mess.
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Shhh, every adult. Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
Let me check my crystal ball and get right back to you.
Oh, just infinity minus four.
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I got a 69 420, why do you ask.
WHO EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE.
Shake things up this year with a New and Improved family celebration!
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FOR THOSE UNWILLING TO EMBRACE THE WOBBLY BITS...
Consider — if you feel more sleek and glamorous in a slimming compression garment, imagine how your turkey will feel! Celebrate SPANXGIVING and give that bird the bod it's always dreamed of.
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FOR THOSE WHO JUST CAN'T...
Pull on your least clean sweatpants and dig those half-decomposed cold cuts out of the fridge, because ANGSTGIVING is all about despair!
Make sure not to invite any friends over, and instead set aside plenty of "me time" for a nice relaxing wallow in your unmade bed. The more crumbs that end up down your trousers, the better! Angstgiving is all about letting loose and facing the yawning pit of your own consciousness.
Ugh, parents.
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Look at that double side eye.
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From touch football to fez-sporting turkeys, Monica, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe have made a lot of memories.
Premise: Phoebe is watching a friend's dog named Clunkers for Thanksgiving, but Chandler claims he's extremely allergic. In reality, he just hates dogs (puppies included) because "they are needy, they are jumpy, and [he] can't tell what they are thinking and that scares [him] a little bit." Phoebe and Monica decide to take the dog to Ross' for Chandler's sake, but then they sneak him back in. This dog schtick continues, but I needn't bore you with it.
In actual plot progression, Rachel's assistant Tag (Eddie Cahill) also joins them for Thanksgiving after his girlfriend breaks up with him. Rachel goes to talk to him, to offer advice on the balcony, but when Joey sees them hugging, he thinks they are mutually into each other, and calls out, "He likes you back!" Rachel comes clean about her feelings for Tag, but then says they should pretend like the conversation never happened. Instead of agreeing, Tag kisses her.
Best quote: "This is all a moo point ... It's like a cow's opinion. You know, it just doesn't matter. It's moo." —Joey
What they ate: Sweet potato–stuffed pumpkins, stuffing, green beans, and turkey.
Fun fact: When Chandler invites everyone to play the "name the 50 states" game, Ross is determined to finish. Hours later, he claims the one state he forgot was Delaware, but it turns out, he wrote Nevada twice. No word on what the actual state he forgot was, or why he loves Nevada so much.
Why it's No. 10: The dog storyline at the center of this episode doesn't even have a schmaltzy ending and there's really not much Thanksgiving fare besides the food. Sure, Tag was attractive, but really, that's all this episode had to offer. Basically, it doesn't matter. It's "moo."
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Premise: In the follow-up episode to Ross and Rachel's monumental rainy kiss at Central Perk, Ross realizes he has to choose between his longtime crush and his current girlfriend Julie. So Chandler mocks him relentlessly ("This must be so hard. 'Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my $50s and my diamond shoes are too tight!'") and then recommends he make a pro/con list for both women, using his new computer, which is oh-so-1995. Of course, Rachel later sees the lists on Chandler's computer and locks Ross out of her apartment. He desperately tries to get her attention, climbing up the fire escape in the rain (lots of precipitation this time of year) and reading out a long list of "pros" to no avail. The episode ends sadly with both Ross and Rachel starring out their respective windows as rain trickles in front of their reflections.
Best quote: "It's always been you, Rach." —Ross (though Chandler's above is a close second)
What they ate: Pumpkin pie with a mockolate cookie crumb crust, mockolate cranberry cake, and mockolate chip cookies "just like the Indians served," Monica jokes.
Fun fact: Michael McKean — who played a food entrepreneur hocking faux chocolate (called mockolate) that Monica was working for — was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1994–1995. Courteney Cox hosted the show during his tenure, and just before this Friends episode aired, David Schwimmer took on the honor as well. Lisa Kudrow and Matthew Perry each went on to host once and Jennifer Aniston has done so twice. Matt LeBlanc is the only Friends alum never to host SNL.
Why it's No. 9: Though this is not necessarily a bad episode of Friends, it includes very little Thanksgiving content (the only real acknowledgement comes from the mockolate C-storyline), not to mention the Rachel-Ross saga doesn't exactly offer a warm holiday feeling.
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