Take that, Matthew McConaughey.
African Men And Hollywood Stereotypes
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The Most Adorable Animal Sports Fans
What else were you going to do with all those Saints jerseys that shrunk in the dryer? Pet parents are proud to force their team of choice onto their dog/cat/ferret.
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Where's The Best Place For A Tattoo?
If you work a corporate job and want something that can be displayed when appropriate and hidden when necessary, where do you ink? The Fashion Mailbag is here to help.
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If you have a question for Amy or want to banter with her about anything fashion- or style-related, write her at amy.odell@buzzfeed.com.
I'm a woman in my mid-twenties. I have a somewhat serious job where I can't look too edgy, but I have wanted a tattoo for a long time and I'm finally ready to go for it. There's no way it's going on my lower back or other cliché area. So where is the best place to get it?
Side boob. Well, side boob once removed — that area just to the side of your boob. (Like under the armpit, kinda.) Think about it: it's the one area of a woman's body that is probably always concealed at the office, business casual or otherwise. But when you're out on the weekend you can wear the shirt with the big armholes and let it loose!
You're probably thinking this is a terrible idea. But I believe I can present a compelling case for the side boob tat (appropriately, one letter away from, well, you know). So first: what kind of tattoo-getter are you? In analyzing your issue, I have identified two primary kinds of tattoo people, which are easily illustrated with celebrities.
1. The non-committal type. These are the people who seem like they want a tattoo for the sake of having a tattoo, more than for the sake of permanently wearing a symbol that means something to them, or because they want to make tattoos a big part of their look, stylistically. The non-committal tattoo-getters go for innocuous generic shapes in places no one cares about. These are the people who get itsy bitsy tiny stars on, like, the top of their feet or behind their ear — a speck that may as well not be there.
Models often go for this kind of tattoo. I assume it's because they have to be blank slates for the people who hire them, and therefore can't usually get away with a unicorn jumping over a rainbow across their entire backs. Gisele is one example:
She has two tattoos — one on her left wrist of a star, and one on her inner right ankle of a crescent moon and stars.
Victoria's Secret hottie Alessandra Ambrosio also has a very tiny crescent moon-and-star tattoo on her lower back.
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The First Trailer For Judd Apatow's "Knocked Up" Sequel "This Is 40" Is Here
It's basically about Paul Rudd making faces. Also, it stars Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Melissa McCarthy, and Megan Fox, too.
Via: filmdrunk.uproxx.com
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A User's Guide To Qat, The Grossest Drug In The World
Who wants to look like an obese chipmunk with a mouth full of green, slobbery cancer? No wonder there's a movement afoot in Yemen to end this rather off-putting practice.
Qat (pronounced "cut"), also known a Khat or Gat, is a plant that's been chewed for centuries in the Horn of Africa and the Arabian Penninsula.
(Reuters / MOHAMED AL-SAYAGHI)
Qat is a stimulant with amphetimine-like properties that can induce hyperactivity and euphoria.
(Reuters / Ahmed Jadallah)
Although Qat can lead to dependency and abuse, it is not considered as addictive as alcohol or nicotine.
(Reuters / MOHAMED AL-SAYAGHI)
Qat is best chewed fresh from the farm. Dried Qat isn't nearly as powerful. Vendors will sell Qat with peanuts or bubble gum to make chewing the raw leaves and stems more palatable.
(Reuters / Mohamed al-Sayaghi )
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27 Dogs That Are Growing Suspicious Of You
You really think you can fool your dog? They know what you're up to.
"What is this 'fixed' you speak of?"
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"Why do i hear the bathtub filling up?"
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"I barked. Why are you not getting the leash?"
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"I smell cat."
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Fracuum (Game Battle)
I cannot picture a scenario in which you will not enjoy this game. At the very least, it's bound to be more fun than whatever garbage Scott is posting for Game Battle. Prove me wrong.
Source: jayisgames.com
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LiLo Is Ruining Her "Glee" Cameo And Other Links
After five years without work, Lindsay's forgotten basic things like showing up. Plus, a diet of sunlight will kill you (duh) and not knowing Nutella isn't nutritious is worth $3 million.
Woman decides to "eat" nothing but sunlight; shockingly dies of starvation. - [Geekosystem]
The TSA thinks your toddler is a potential terrorist and confiscates your cupcakes, but meth is totes cool. - [TheAtlanticWire]
Recently uncovered photos of burlesque legend Gypsy Rose Lee give us a peek into her personal life. - [LIFE]
Nutella forced to pay out $3 million to mom who thought the chocolate spread was nutritious. - [GlobalPost]
Spend your summer at this physics defying pool! - [PhotoshopDisasters]
When Trekkies get married, they won't settle for standard cake toppers. - [GeekSugar]
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Army Of Ages (Game Battle)
Evolve your army from cave men to advanced infantry to battle weird alien invaders. A satisfying way to waste your Friday afternoon, especially if you really dislike weird alien invaders.
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Creepy "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks Of The Day
I really don't like what I think you're getting at, sir.
See more "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks here.
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38 Klouchiest Celebrites On Twitter
Klouchebag.com is a new Twitter rating system similar to Klout, but instead of “influence” it determines how annoying your Tweets are. The higher the score, the worse you are: it rates based on anger, retweet abuse, sending social media apps like Foursquare to your Twitter, and English language misuse.
Beyonce
Neil Patrick Harris
Conan O'Brien
Steve Martin
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44 Reasons Why Chris Kirkpatrick Is The Most Underrated Boyband Member Of All Time
Chris Kirkpatrick is a legend. Thank you for changing history, this tribute of your N Sync days is for you.
Chris had the best poses.
Like his "what's up" pose.
"Hey" pose.
"Sexy" pose.
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7 iPhone Apps That Were Better As Game Boy Accessories
Sure, you can Instagram anything you see, but can you make it into a sticker for your pencil box?
1. iPhone Version: Instagram
Takes pictures and adds that timeless quality to them (also see: Japan's Version).
Game Boy Version: Camera and Printer
An observable fact: modern photo effects and filters have not yet surpassed this technology.
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11 Animals That Are Secretly Jedi
The Force is strong with these creatures. But not all animals were created as powers for good.
This Monkey Using Force Lift
This Mouse Improvising A Jedi Mind Trick
These Squirrels Practicing Force Push
This Dog Using Levitate
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How To Throw A Baby Shower Like Jessica Simpson's In 14 Complicated Steps
The epic video montage of her “Charlotte's Web”-themed shower just hit the Internet — and anyone with a shower to plan can learn a lot about how to make it great.
If you've been living on earth for the past approximately 11 years, you know Jessica Simpson is as pregnant as the day is long. She's so importantly pregnant, in fact, that the tabloids have started covering the fact that she's still pregnant.
People.com ran this story:
And Us Weekly ran a story today about how Snooki is mortified by the size of Simpson's bump.
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Dr. Hedgehog Is Not Amused
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News Feed History Of The World: April 2012
Wait, what's a Bahrain? Get an entire month's worth of history in easy to swallow Facebook bites.
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19 Beautiful Photos Of The Astral Auroras
For no other reason than to make you feel better. Them Northern and Southern Lights sure are purdy.
Aurora Borealis, or "The Northern Lights," fill the sky over Finnmark, Norway, March 13, 2011.
(Reuters / /Tore Meek/Scanpix )
Aurora Australis, or "The Southern Lights," glow in the sky over the town of Glenn Ourua near Palmeston North, north of New Zealand's national capital Wellington on April 1, 2001.
(Reuters / Stringer WB/JD)
While docked at the International Space Station, an Endeavour crew member captures the Aurora Borealis, March 21, 2008.
(Reuters / NASA)
The Aurora Borealis is seen from Mile 7 on Beam Road above snow-covered tundras near Nome, Alaska March 10, 2012.
(Reuters / Oscar Avellaneda-Cruz)
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Zoe Saldana: "Buy Yourself A Pair Of Titties"
Also in last night's premiere of Lifetime's “The Conversation,” Sarah Silverman called “The Bachelor” offensive, and Jane Fonda said she got divorced so that she could “die whole.”
In Lifetime's new show, "The Conversation," host Amanda de Cadenet hangs out with celebrity ladies on a couch and chats with them about all sorts of topics of interest to women. Or, as Lifetime bills it: "real talk."
Sarah Silverman admits she watches "The Bachelor," and says it's more offensive than anything she says in her standup:
Jane Fonda says she finally feels "whole" at 74, but had to get divorced to reach that point:
And... Zoe Saldana encourages you to get yourself some fake boobs:
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"Hire Me Maybe!" A Song For The Charlotte Bobcats, The Worst Team In NBA History
MJ's boys had a season so bad, it can only be celebrated with a parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's “Call Me Maybe.” As with all Jepsen parodies, it's sung from the perspective of Bobcats coach Paul Silas.
Source: cache.daylife.com
Lyrics
We traded Wallace away
And then let Matt Carroll play
Bismack Biyombo won't say
Why he's not returning my calls
Jordan hasn't paid me in months
Seven wins is the dumps
Stern called me a mump
And he won't return my calls
Charlotte's a hellhole
Gerald plays like Jello
I'd give an arm for Melo
DIAW STARTED TWENTY-EIGHT GAMES
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Hey, I hate Tyrus
And Diop's lazy
I'd go anywhere else
So hire me maybe!
I know we suck but
Have you seen my players?
I'd coach in the D-League
Just hire me maybe!
Sacramento, baby
Washington, oh hey guys
You can pay me in pretzels
Please hire me maybe!
I won't lie to you
Nobody seems to want me
But it's Kemba's fault
Just hire me maybe!
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