It’s just you, her, and Sabor de Soledad working on your night cheese.
Which Liz Lemon Boyfriend Are You?
10 Of The Best Twitter Reactions To Asteroid 2004 BL86
Asteroid 2004 BL86 made a flyby of planet earth on Monday. As one would expect, Twitter remained cool, calm, and collected.
This Adorable Baby And His Fine-Ass Daddy Have The Best Instagram Account Ever
How is so much beauty in one family even legal?
This is Jaiden.
As you can plainly see, Jaiden is absolutely and completely freaking ADORABLE.
He loves laughing and showing off those perfect dimples.
And chewing on the occasional face.
Who Said It: The "Futurama" Edition
Can you Match the Quote with the Futurama Character?
21 Struggles Every Talkative Person Knows To Be True
So many things to say, so little time.
Sometimes, you're exhausted by the sound of your own voice.
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You've heard about awkward silence, but you've never experienced it.
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When you don't have anyone to talk to, you just talk to yourself.
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You've been told that you also talk during your sleep.
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Here's What L.A. Would Look Like After A Blizzard
Snow in Hollywood?
Children and aging hippies ice skate on the Venice Canals.
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Unprepared for freezing temperatures, Angelenos try hiking Griffith in Uggs.
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Puzzled by a substance close in color to sand, residents are undeterred and still head to the beach for outdoor fun.
Casey Wilson's Opinion On 16 Random Things
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How do you know Casey Wilson? As the beloved Penny Hartz on the canceled-too-soon gem that was Happy Endings? As a real-life Bravo-obsessive-turned-"Hotwife"? Or perhaps more recently as the better half of Ken Marino on NBC's Marry Me — either way, one thing is clear: Casey Wilson is comedic gold. With that in mind, we gave her 16 random words either tangentially related to her current TV series or about her previous work, as well as some random things thrown in for good measure. Here's how she answered.
1. Love
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Casey Wilson: Yes, the network.
2. Marriage
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3. Ken Marino
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CW: Every single day Ken says when we're about to roll, "I'm so sorry, guys, Ken is here but Jake is not. Wait for Jake." There's a lot of waiting for Jake. And then we'll do full takes and he's like, "Jake wasn't there."
4. The Bachelor
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CW: Also Ken Marino. [See: Burning Love]
5. Kale
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6. French Fries
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7. Real Housewives
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CW: This is the craziest. It looks like I need to be locked up.
So are those your favorites?
CW: Those are my favorites.
8. Sweatpants
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9. Beyoncé
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CW: This is not going to be popular [but] I’m done. It was after the HBO documentary. Did you guys see that? I loved her so much, but when she was filming herself in the elevator with the doorman on her own laptop, I was like, "This is where I’m getting off. I’m good."
10. Award Shows
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CW: This answer is abstract. I'm not sure it even makes sense.
11. Crocs
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CW: He's a big Crocs-wearer. He's been moving on from them lately, but...
12. Clowns
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So we're talking to an expert?
CW: Yes.
13. Honey Boo Boo
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14. Penny Hartz
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CW: It’s an inside joke from the show [Happy Endings]. They’ll get it.
15. Brunch
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16. The Gym
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Watch Casey on Marry Me, Tuesdays at 9 p.m./8 p.m. CT on NBC.
21 French Women Teach Us To Throw Expert Shade On Any Occasion
Take les notes. Theses ladies are professionals.
When a dude hits on you and your shady disapproval must be very clear.
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When a fool texts, "You up?" after ghosting two weeks earlier.
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When a guy hits on you and you like it but you have to throw in just a little shade to make sure they know your deal.
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When your therapist says "Tell me more about that" for the 27th time instead of giving you advice.
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Should You Put This Up Your Nose?
55 Things All Early '90s Kids Can Relate To
It was the time of neon EVERYTHING.
You understand how important choosing the right fanny pack was.
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That Bubble Tape was "six feet of bubble gum -- for you, not them."
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Wondering why TLC wore fried eggs on their clothes.
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If Jean-Ralphio Quotes From "Parks And Rec" Were Motivational Posters
“Fuh-luh-uh-shed with ca-ash!”
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17 Times We Fell in Love With Hayley Atwell from “Agent Carter”
An awesome female fictional character played by an even more awesome female human being.
Which Portlandia Character Are You?
The dream of the ’90s is alive!
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15 Things Diet Coke Addicts Never Want To Hear Again
You monsters can pry my aspartame-filled life elixir from my cold, dead, and brittle-boned hands.
"Drinking Diet Coke is basically like ingesting poison."
You're so right, I'll be dead in minutes. Feed my cat, don't bury me wearing white.
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"All the caffeine in Diet Coke dehydrates you."
The only thing that doesn't dehydrate you is water and water-dense plants but I'm not casting judgment on your Triscuits, lady.
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"Diet Coke depletes your calcium, you know."
I've always felt my bones were too big anyway.
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"Babe, I feel like too much of our budget goes to Diet Coke."
Fine, I give up vegetables.
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Which Hollywood Actor Is Your Soulmate?
Which handsome hunk is destined to be the love of your life?
41 Things That Would Have Been Very Different If Harry Potter Were Set In Australia
Crabbe and Goyle certainly would have had mullets.
1. The first task of the Triwizard Tournament would be Goon of Fortune.
2. The Hogwarts Express would never run on time.
3. Mail would be delivered by galahs and cockatoos.
4. The Weasleys would be on Wizard Centrelink.
5. And Draco would constantly be calling them all rangas.
6. Rita Skeeter would be a gossip writer for NW.
7. Mr Weasley's flying car would be a Holden Commodore.
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8. Harry, Ron & Hermione would have driven around in a Kombi rather than camping after fleeing the Ministry of Magic.
9. Aragog wouldn't have been as scary, because everyone is used to big spiders.
10. Hogwarts students would sneak into Hogsmeade on Sundays for $10 roast specials at the Three Broomsticks.
11. At least five students would get suspended for sneaking flasks into the Yule Ball.
12. And at some point in the night, everyone would do the Nutbush.
13. Beaters' bats would be replaced with cricket bats.
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Ranking Michelle Pfeiffer's 10 Best Ice Cold Looks
Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson pay homage to her in “Uptown Funk.” As should we all.
In the new Bruno Mars-sung single by Mark Ronson, Bruno kicks things off with an ode to Michelle Pfieffer's ice cold looks:
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I ranked the only looks he could possibly be referring to in "Uptown Funk," so press play and listen while you read:
That Tim Burton done pulled me into a flop movie with Johnny Depp?
Dark Shadows (2012)
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Not letting that bitch John Malkovich play her like a fool.
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
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This Is The Most Badass Way To Remove Ice From Your Car Windows
There’s really no better way.
Serious life hack right here.
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F*ck yeah!
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The winter gods are pleased.
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What Does Your Tattoo Mean To You?
Every tattoo has a story.
Tattoos are a form of self-expression; a permanent reminder of someone or something.
While some tattoos are a result of a lapse in judgement...
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...others are much more than just skin deep.
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Does your tattoo mean something special to you? Share a picture and your story in the comments below.
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19 Things Victoria Beckham Has 100% Actually Said
These are all real quotes. Real. Quotes.
1. On the art of songwriting: "I'm quite an old-fashioned songwriter. I like a song that has lyrics and a good melody."
2. On bravery: I'm not scared of death. I never wear a seatbelt on a plane.
3. On why she could never be an actress: "I can't remember lines."
4. On her aspirations: "I want to be as famous as Persil Automatic."
5. On her image: "I don't want to be seen smiling, having fun, or eating."
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6. On Brooklyn's conception: "We did it in Denmark, if you really want to know."
7. On concentration: "I just can't concentrate in flats."
8. On choosing your drink: "Drink whatever you like, just so long as it coordinates with your nail varnish."
9. On making pies: "I've never made a pie."
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