Literally remising on the tripe you used to eat as a child.
How Bad Were Your School Dinners?
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All The Questions You Had About Chest Binding, But Were Afraid To Ask
For many people using a binder can be absolutely life-changing and lifesaving, but only if it’s done safely.
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What exactly is chest binding?
Good starting question, glad you asked! Binding is a technique used to minimize the appearance of a person's breasts. Some transgender men or gender-nonconforming individuals use binders (compression undergarments that look like spandex-y T-shirts) to bind the breasts to the body, creating a flatter chest.
A typical binder is not only very tight but usually made of durable nylon and spandex — making them notoriously uncomfortable to wear.
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In Just One Week, A Magnetic Therapy Bracelet Made Me Healthy
Wearing it is better for your body than food and water.
I'm not prone to hyperbole, especially when it comes to matters of health, but after wearing a magnetic bracelet for seven days, I am now the healthiest man who has ever lived.
It looks like a bent drapery rod but it's actually a revolutionary health product.
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As soon as you strap on the bracelet, you can feel its energy flowing through you. After having it on for just a few moments, the anodized band zapped my blood pressure down to a very manageable 150/99. Do you know what that number was before I tried on the magnetic bracelet?
I don't, but I bet it was a lot worse than that.
That's why wearing the band has replaced water in my diet and also the band cured my diabetes.
I went to the doctor and she told me, "Sam, you are diabetes-free."
I said, "That's amazing, because I used to have diabetes."
And she said, "No, you didn't. You never had diabetes."
THAT'S HOW POWERFUL THIS MAGNETIC BAND IS.
I don't claim to know how the band works. But it contains two very powerful earth magnets that envelop the body in healing energies. It's like having two shamans on your wrist, each bursting with more magic blood than the other.
Imagine those little metal things are tiny pieces of health being attracted to your wrists.
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Neil Patrick Harris’ Kids Reach Peak Cuteness On St. Patrick's Day
Nothing to see here, just the most adorable leprechauns to walk the face of the earth.
Most people are already aware of the unbearable cuteness that is the Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka clan.
Here they are with their kids, Harper Grace and Gideon Scott Burtka-Harris, at the Smurfs 2 premiere in July 2013.
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A quick scroll through any of NPH's social media accounts shows that the family loves going all out with costumes for pretty much any holiday. From Easter...
To Christmas...
To Halloween...
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Tumblr Users Had A Thought-Provoking Reaction To This Story Of A Woman Who Lit Her Rapist On Fire
“Well he was asking for it, dressing in flammable clothing.”
"Well he was asking for it, dressing in flammable clothing."
"If he didn't want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors."
"He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire."
"If it's a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try and shit that whole thing down"
"Why didn't he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it."
"If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical."
"He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was only just a bit of kindling cuddling."
"We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
"It's his parents fault, they should have educated him more about what sort of fireproof clothing in appropriate for young men like himself."
The story they reference isn't new. In 2013, A woman in India set fire to her alleged rapist. The incident happened a year after a woman died from injuries after being gang-raped on a moving bus in Delhi.
Adnan Abidi / Reuters
The Tumblr comments have gone viral on numerous occasions during the last two years and continue to rack up hundreds of thousands of notes.
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Congrats Ireland For All These Hot Guys
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
Hey Ireland (and Northern Ireland too).
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It's me: The world.
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Today is a special day. St. Patrick got all the snakes out of Ireland or something so congrats on that!
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But I — you know, the world — also wanted to say congrats for some other things. Like Colin Farrell.
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50 Of The Most Beautiful Sentences In Canadian Literature
“We thought we had such problems. How were we to know we were happy?”
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"We all fight on two fronts, the one facing the enemy, the one facing what we do to the enemy."
― Joseph Boyden, Three Day Road
"Dare I say I miss him? I do. I miss him. I still see him in my dreams. They are nightmares mostly, but nightmares tinged with love. Such is the strangeness of the human heart."
― Yann Martel, Life of Pi
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Do You Always Run Out Of Chips To Dip, Or Out Of Dip To Chip?
This says everything about you as a person.
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This Cat Gets Revenge On His Human And Serves Up Some Ultimate Feline Shade
Prrrrrr-wned!
This guy set up his camera to record himself playing guitar, but when he went to sit down, his cat was occupying his usual seat. So, he did what you should NEVER do to an animal! But, payback is a bitch… Watch for yourself:
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Ummm he kicked him! That was so not cool dude...
WTF!
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Owner dude was soooo relaxed, but NOT for long! Muwhahhahahahahhahah...
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Why you should never ever f*ck with a feisty feline...
? ? ? ? Serves him right. HAHAHA!!!? ? ? ?
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19 Guilty Pleasures Parents Won't Ever Admit To
On the count of three let’s just confess to loving this stuff, okay?
These freaking fruit snacks.
These are not meant for you, mom and dad. Tinkerbell is on the box. But don't even play like you haven't finished off a pack by yourself.
Styling your kid's hair.
Dealing with your kid's hair can be a daily grind, but doing whatever you want to your kid's hair? That is kind of awesome.
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Eating birthday cake.
You don't love the endless parade of birthday parties, but the cake is a different story. "What's that? A slice? Sure, I mean, I'd hate for you to have to throw it out."
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Stealing a sip or, er, six from your kid's chocolate milk.
This kid is like, "Just try taking another sip, Dad. See what happens."
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16 Brilliantly Cheesy Ways Couples Say "I Love You"
Roses are red, violets are blue, how do you say “I love you?”
With a message that spans the globe.
With fruity puns.
With a specially programmed video game.
With a flip book to flip out over.
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MPs Have Rejected Claims That Birmingham Schools Were Hijacked By Islamic Extremists
But the multiple investigations into the “Trojan Horse” plot apparently led to “a sense of crisis and confusion” in schools, with one parent telling BuzzFeed News his daughter went from A+ to C in less than a year.
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The letter, which was first seen by the council in November 2013, outlined a five-point "Trojan Horse" strategy to infiltrate the schools, including using hardline "Salafi" Muslim parents to replace school governors and force the resignation of existing head teachers.
The letter resulted in the "Trojan Horse" affair, after the council said it had received "hundreds" of reports from school staff about the hijacking of schools by Islamic radicals.
These included accusations of some schools teaching Quranic Arabic classes, encouraging students to recite an Islamic prayer before classes, and even bringing in "inappropriate" external speakers to lecture students.
Since June 2014, five different investigations of Birmingham schools have taken place, by authorities including the schools watchdog Ofsted, the Educational Funding Authority, West Midlands Police and Birmingham City Council.
Five schools were placed under special measures as a result of the investigation –including two schools formerly classed as "outstanding" – because they had not "sufficiently protected their pupils from extremist views and activities".
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Silent Jay From "Gogglebox" Has Given A Heartbreaking Interview About Splitting Up With His Girlfriend
Honestly, this is the saddest story ever told.
You know Silent Jay.
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He's basically amazing.
And famously, he doesn't say anything.
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But now he has, and it's utterly heartbreaking.
He's revealed to the Sun that his girlfriend Eve (that's her on the left) has ended their relationship, and that he's going to have to move out of their family home.
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I'm gutted that Eve broke up with me. It came completely out of the blue. We had a few problems and started drifting apart but I thought it was down to the pressure of the show and her business. We argued too much and she said couldn't cope with it. She called after a big argument and said she didn't want to go out with me any more.
He told the paper that he was now in a position of "having to play happy families", and that while the producers wanted him back for the next series he doesn't "know how that's going to work out".
And that apparently means they're going to have to film the rest of the series with the two of them sitting next to each other, even though they're not going out. And that gives rise to the saddest quote of all.
God, this is painful.
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Banana Is The Preferred Artificial Flavor Of Satanists Everywhere
The war on real bananas, and on decency, rages on.
Bananas are the smiles of the fruit world, bringing joy to all in their path.
As a nutrient-dense and delicious fruit that brings joy and potassium to untold numbers of people every day, they should have a great life.
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But as with all forces of good, there are forces of evil that wish to destroy it.
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That is how the menace and scoundrel that is artificial banana flavoring came into our lives: to replace what is good with what is evil.
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Bananas were an easy target because they are easy to chemically mimic and the Satanists could build their beast undetected.
Last year, synthetic organic chemist Derek Lowe, told the BBC, "The thing is, banana can be mimicked most of the way with a simple compound called isoamyl acetate. Many chemists know it as 'banana ester' and anyone who smells it immediately goes, 'banana!'" This is how the montrosity of banana flavoring gets away with its demonic work.
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This Instagram Account Is Basically "Where's Waldo?" With A Dog
#FoundMomo
Meet Momo, the adorable 6-year-old border collie who is basically the Waldo of dogs.
Andrew Knapp, Momo's owner, told BuzzFeed he was inspired to create Find Momo by "having a handsome dog, a phone in my pocket, and social media."
"Momo watches me from afar a lot, and waits for me to throw the stick perched behind a tree or rock. I started snapping it and sharing it and thought it would maybe make a cute book for my nieces and nephews."
Can you find Momo on top of this dam?
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Are You Indifferent?
It’s whatever.
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This Is Why You Shouldn't Take A #Selfie Around A Raging Fire
It’s not what you expect.
These people were hoping to capture a pretty epic selfie, but instead got a rude awakening.
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Duh, it's a fire video.
Classic fire video.
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Totally.
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BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED!
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The 25 Worst Cats In The World
Cats — they don’t clean up after themselves, they don’t pay rent, and it’s not even clear whether they really like you all that much. Why do we love them?
The lousy roommate:
Characteristics: Cat-food breath, up all hours of the night, minimal regard for personal space.
What to do if you meet one: Gently explain that you are vastly more amenable to a morning face-licking after you have had a cup of coffee.
The inconsiderate friend:
Characteristics: Narcisissm, casual cruelty, borderline sociopathy.
What to do if you meet one: Gently explain that your face cone is a protective device and not a walkway.
The moper:
Characteristics: Moping, wasting the day away, sleeping literally on top of your face.
What to do if you meet one: Make sure you have something to read on your bedside table, as there's absolutely no way out of this one.
The contrarian:
Characteristics: Thinking she's better than you, refusing to listen to your uninformed opinions.
What to do if you meet one: Try seeing things from her point of view.
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17 Of The Sweetest Ways To Come Out Of The Closet
The best moments in life always involve food.
Sometimes food really is the answer to everything.
And sometimes it's just easier to say the hard things with something yummy:
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If Mindy Kaling Could Give You Advice, What Would You Ask Her?
Now’s your chance!
Mindy Kaling — comedy genius and overall flawless human — will be dropping by BuzzFeed and giving out some of her incomparable wisdom.
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