Rule No. 1: There are no rules.
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37 Totally Perfect Bikini Bodies
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23 Reasons Golden Retrievers Are The Goofiest Member Of The Animal Kingdom
They’re just nomming their way through life.
Their ridiculous smiles take over their entire face:
They can sleep anywhere:
They have no concept of modesty:
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17 Steps To Win Any Argument From A 2011 Episode Of "Real Housewives Of Atlanta"
“I am very rich, bitch!”
We often refer to drama as "so high school," but that's merely a fairy tale we whisper to ourselves to sleep better. Life is full drama and there will always be battles to win and lose.
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More often than not, fights can lead to trading blows and both parties lose... but this should NOT be the case.
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In the season four premiere of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, NeNe Leakes has a sitdown with Sheree Whitfiled that perfectly encapsulates how to engage in and successfully win any fight.
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Mindy Kaling Is Killing It In This Cute Swimsuit
Get it Mindy!
Mindy Kaling is smart, funny, and a total babe.
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But, she took things to the next level yesterday when she posted pictures of herself in a Mara Hoffman one piece.
The cut-outs + the colors = super cute!
DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNN Mindy!
And, also, where can we get that swimsuit?!
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A Group Of People Read The Last Texts From Their Exes And It's Hilarious
#FamousLastTexts
YouTubers Eva and Mel asked NYC singles to read the last texts they ever received from an ex* and they might make you feel better about your past relationships.
*significant other, hook up, friend with benefits, it's casual.
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Some exes were straight to the point.
"I'm not going to pretend it's working"
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While others were clearly confused.
"Wanna make out?"
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This ex remembered she was "still technically married."
"i had fun too, but i'd rather you didn't tell anyone about it. im not sure we can do that again. after all, im still technically married"
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If The Cast Of "Friends" Were Frenemies
Rachel would secretly hate Monica, but pretend to be her friend.
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1. The one where Monica gets a new job and Rachel says "I'm SO happy for you!!!" but then tells Joey that Monica doesn't really deserve it.
2. The one where Monica compliments Phoebe's new skirt and then whispers to Rachel "that skirt looks like the bottom of a toothbrush holder. "
3. The one where Chandler tells everyone that he thinks baby Emma is ugly.
4. The one where Joey secretly invites Janice to Chandler and Monica's wedding.
5. The one where Phoebe and Ross text each other heart emojis and then throw their phones at the wall and grunt loudly.
6. The one where Rachel brings a new guy to the coffee shop and Phoebe says that she's soOoOOooo happy for Rachel and then starts messaging that guy on Facebook behind Rachel's back.
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7. The one where Joey tells Chandler that butter is actually healthy for him and he should eat more of it on everything.
8. The one where Phoebe buys Rachel a purse from last season but tells her it's from this season.
9. The one where Rachel arrives at the coffee shop and Monica says, "Yay, you're here!" and then turns to Chandler and rolls her eyes.
10. The one where Monica tells Rachel she looks tired but, like, in the best way because exhaustion is so cool right now!
11. The one where Rachel makes Monica her bridesmaid but gives her the ugliest dress.
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Everyone Kanye West Has Ever Compared Himself To
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13 Questions This One Woman Has For This One Man
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13 Ways To Clean Your Gadgets With Everyday Items
Use stuff you *already* own!
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A toothbrush safely dislodges dirt from speaker mesh.
Stop poking your earbuds with a toothpick and try this method from Melissa Maker instead. Turn the mesh speaker grill so that it's face down. Gently stroke the grill with a toothbrush to dislodge any dirt that's settled in the buds.
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A cotton swab dipped in alcohol breaks down wax (ew) on the exterior.
Swipe the hard exterior, and try your best to stay away from the speaker. If your earbuds are made of silicone, dilute a drop of dishwasher liquid into a small bowl of water. This solution works better than alcohol on non-polycarbonate (aka plastic) surfaces.
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This Man Went To Live In A Radioactive Town To Care For The Abandoned Animals
“I had no choice but to stay,” Naoto Matsumura said. “I couldn’t leave the animals behind.”
In 2011, Fukushima, Japan was evacuated due to a radioactive meltdown of a nuclear plant caused by an earthquake and tsunami.
Matsumura in Tomoika station, which was destroyed by the tsunami.
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12 Secrets Big Ol' Softies Won't Tell You
YOU JUST LOVE EVERYONE, OKAY??
"Sometimes I let you take the last dinner roll because I know how happy it'll make you."
"Even though it's raining, I rolled down the window so no one would know you farted real bad."
"Talking to you before bedtime is the only way I can fall asleep."
"I always appreciate the BFF photo collages you post and look at them all the time."
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Huckabee: Obama's "Extraordinary Disdain" For Israel Comes From "Identity With, Sympathy" For Middle East Nations
“I think he resents the strength of Israel.”
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Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee says President Obama has "extraordinary disdain" for Israel and such disdain originates from his own sense of identity and sympathy for the "other Middle Eastern nations."
Huckabee added that Obama resents the "strength of Israel" and re-elected prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Huckabee made the comments on NewsMaxTV's Steve Malzberg Show in response to the host asking why President Obama has such "extraordinary disdain" for Israel.
"It's hard for me to understand that. The only thing I can fathom is he has an extraordinary sense of identity with, sympathy for, many of the other Middle Eastern nations," Huckabee, a possible 2016 candidate, said.
"I think he resents the strength of Israel. I think he resents very much the strength of Benjamin Netanyahu, who is absolutely forthright in his understanding of what the threats are with Islamic jihadism, a term that President Obama cannot bring himself to utter, nor can his administration."
"I believe as a result of that he finds that Netanyahu represents what he can't be and that is a very strong leader who keeps his word. I have often said, I've been saying for years, Bibi Netanyahu is a Churchill in a world of Chamberlains."
Earlier in the interview, Huckabee said, "well it's very clear Steve that this administration in general, and this president in particular, has an extraordinary disdain for Israel in general and Benjamin Netanyahu in particular. And it's just inexplicable."
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Why Stephen Sondheim Is A Genius, According To The Broadway Stars Who Love Him
To celebrate the 85th birthday of the iconic composer, BuzzFeed News asked Barbra Streisand, Patti LuPone, Liza Minnelli, and other theater legends to reflect on Sondheim’s legacy.
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Summing up Stephen Sondheim's six decades in theater is a challenge. After all, this is the composer responsible for Company, Follies, Into the Woods, and Sweeney Todd — not to mention the lyrics for Gypsy and West Side Story. And that's just a sampling.
Calling Sondheim the greatest living composer is an understatement: To many, he's the greatest musical theater composer of all time.
On the eve of his 85th birthday on March 22, BuzzFeed News reached out to the actors, writers, and directors who have worked with or been heavily influenced by Sondheim — in most cases, it was both. Below are quotes from longtime collaborators (Barbara Cook and Patti LuPone), Broadway stars (Laura Benanti and Raúl Esparza), actors who have brought his work to film and television (Anna Kendrick and Chris Colfer), and legends who are revered alongside Sondheim (Barbra Streisand and Liza Minnelli).
Though they each have distinct, heartfelt messages for Sondheim, the one thread is a lyric from Sunday in the Park With George: "Give us more to see."
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New Hampshire Lawmakers Mock Bill Drafted By Fourth-Graders To Their Faces, Then Kill It
Ouch.
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State lawmakers in New Hampshire have crushed the dreams of a group of elementary students by mocking a bill they drafted and then killing it in front of their faces.
The rough lesson in politics happened a week ago, but was reported by NH1.com on Thursday.
The fourth-graders from Lincoln Akerman School had sent the House of Representatives a bill to establish the red tail hawk as the state's official raptor.
The kids took the initiative to draft the bill during a unit on government, their teacher James Cutting told NH1.com.
"They did some research and felt that the red tail hawk was very suitable to represent New Hampshire," he said.
The kids traveled to the state capital to present their bill to the House Environmental and Agriculture Committee earlier this month, Seacoast Online reported. It passed, and headed to the full House.
However, the civil-minded youngsters dreams were dashed when they went back to watch the full House vote.
Although the lawmakers gave the students a round of applause when the bill was first introduced, they proceeded to rip it apart in front of their faces, according to video from NH1.com.
One Republican lawmaker told the kids the bird was too violent to represent their fine state, and then inexplicably compared it to an abortion.
"[The hawk] grasps them with its talons then uses its razor sharp beak to basically tear it apart limb by limb, and I guess the shame about making this a state bird is it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood," Rep. Warren Groen said according to NH1.com.
Another GOP lawmaker basically mocked the bill as stupid.
"Bottom line, if we keep bringing more of these bills, and bills, and bills forward that really I think we shouldn't have in front of us, we'll be picking a state hot dog next," Rep. John Burt said, according to NH1.com.
The House then killed the bill by voting it down 133-160, NH1.com reported.
Cutting said he thought the lawmakers' comments were out of line.
"[The comments] were really probably inappropriate given that there was a fourth-grade audience there in the gallery, along with their families, hoping that day that the bill passed," he told NH1.com.
Cutter said he has gotten emails from other state representatives since the vote, and that New Hampshire Gov. Hassan has offered to visit the students who wrote the bill.
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Twitter Reacts To Suge Knight's Collapse
You’d collapse too if your bail was $25 million.
Early Friday, Suge Knight collapsed during a hearing when his bail was set at $25 million.
$25 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TMZ posted footage of the moment and Twitter was quick to react.
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26 People Who Managed To Mess Up Their One Job
Some people just can’t handle that much responsibility. H/T _youhadonejob.
The graphic designer who didn't quite grasp how to draw hands yet.
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The CNN animator that most definitely flunked geography at school.
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The person who was responsible for designing this book cover.
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And whoever was in charge of the price tag placement in the kids' section of the bookstore.
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How To Resolve Workplace Conflict With Body Language
Use your body to say “I really want to resolve this workplace conflict.”
1. Straighten your posture and square your body. This shows that you are engaged in this conversation.
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2. Widen your stance. This will force him to slightly widen his too, to match yours.
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3. Now widen your stance even more. This makes you powerful and very hard to tip over.
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4. Now start to move your torso like this. This will make eye contact very difficult. He's really going to have to earn it!
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What's Your Tonya Harding Alter Ego?
“She’s a princess and I’m a pile of crap.” – Tonya Harding
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How Many Of These Internet Abbreviations Do You Recognize?
WTF does LOL mean? Don’t send another text message until you learn these abbreviations.
LOL
If someone texts you "LOL," they're letting you know they understood your joke, but didn't find it very funny.
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ILU
Self-explanatory.
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WTF
This laid-back acronym tells friends to chill out, 'cause you're not in a rush!
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Can You Guess What These Weird Extinct Animals Are Related To?
Darwin couldn’t figure it out. But science just did!
How these creatures fit into the evolutionary history of mammals has been a big mystery. It confused even Darwin. Now, a new study appears to have solved the problem. Put yourself in Darwin's shoes, what do you think they are most closely related to?
Did you get it right?
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